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Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The Fattest PI posted:

How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick?

Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??

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Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Crusty Nutsack posted:

Where do you think all those girls get their fairly attractive genes from? definitely not jim boob

It's more heavy makeup and lighting in the photos than anything else. GIS the individual older daughters and you'll see what I mean

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012



its all comin up diddlers for huckabee

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Portals posted:

from what I've heard, pregnancy hormones usually mess with your brain so the idea of having a kid outweighs the downside of wrecking your downstairs. plus it presumably heals up after a while, the human body is pretty resilient

Not when you start getting into the double digits. That joke about Michelle sneezing and disembowling herself actually happened with an elderly neighbor of an acquaintance. She was in her 80s, had something like 16 kids or so (I think half of them survived into adult hood thanks to Depression-era child mortality), and one day, *pop* out drops her vag. She was pretty embarrassed about it and only learned about through overhearing what the EMTs had to say.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Darkman Fanpage posted:

its all comin up diddlers for huckabee

GOP is basically a vast paedo conspiracy

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Gross Old Pedos

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Young Freud posted:

Not when you start getting into the double digits. That joke about Michelle sneezing and disembowling herself actually happened with an elderly neighbor of an acquaintance. She was in her 80s, had something like 16 kids or so (I think half of them survived into adult hood thanks to Depression-era child mortality), and one day, *pop* out drops her vag. She was pretty embarrassed about it and only learned about through overhearing what the EMTs had to say.

Holy loving poo poo.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Apparently having kids also gives a lot of women hemorrhoids.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice


Of course. And Alabama's Roy Moore is in there, as well.
It's all just incest and child-rape all the way down this well.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0th6bxXkI

Meghan Kelly had the wretched Dana Loesch on and a democrat strategist (Fair and Balanced)

The question is who is worse, Dana or Meghan

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Is it odd that I find the oldest daughter's situation worse than the younger molested ones? It's one thing to get married at 18 and go straight from your father's house to your husband's. It's all kinds of stupid, but that's what some women want. But to be 24 and chained to your mother's ever prolapsing uterus sounds more miserable than all the sweaty Joshes waking you up again in the middle of the night.

She's probably been waiting for her sisters to get old enough to help with the babies, but they got the gently caress out as quickly as possible. Now if mom has baby number 20, the oldest sister is going to be stuck raising stupid loving Jimmy Dean Duggar.

Moonswamp
Feb 14, 2012


Amarcarts posted:

It's more heavy makeup and lighting in the photos than anything else. GIS the individual older daughters and you'll see what I mean

I did and found this

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

Do the older kids get money from the show that's not tied up in trust funds that the parents hold? I assume they must be entitled to some, right? I hope at least a few can get out someday.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


Moonswamp posted:

I did and found this



jesus loving christ she looks like the crypt keeper!

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


How do people develop socially in a way where they think that baring all of your teeth is what a human smile is.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Decrepus posted:

How do people develop socially in a way where they think that baring all of your teeth is what a human smile is.

Homeschooling.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Alan Smithee posted:

I like how they went to Japan

"Oh btw the girls in your family might want to ride the female only trains, there's molestors on the transpo here"

"That is awful and disgusting and blah blah blah hiroshima nagasaki again"

I bet Josh took a lot of train rides in Japan.

When in Rome et cetera.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWpmqcK_vEo

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Josh Duggar loves baseball, you should have seen his face when we said he could play in the minors

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Moonswamp posted:

I did and found this



Would

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b57Zo_-oaG0

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

Phobic Nest posted:

I bet Josh took a lot of train rides in Japan.

When in Rome et cetera.

Josh took a few unannounced side trips to Cambodia... to spread the word of the Lord of course.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Josh Duggar loves baseball, you should have seen his face when we said he could play in the minors

hepscat
Jan 16, 2005

Avenging Nun


Krispy Kareem posted:

Is it odd that I find the oldest daughter's situation worse than the younger molested ones? It's one thing to get married at 18 and go straight from your father's house to your husband's. It's all kinds of stupid, but that's what some women want. But to be 24 and chained to your mother's ever prolapsing uterus sounds more miserable than all the sweaty Joshes waking you up again in the middle of the night.

She's probably been waiting for her sisters to get old enough to help with the babies, but they got the gently caress out as quickly as possible. Now if mom has baby number 20, the oldest sister is going to be stuck raising stupid loving Jimmy Dean Duggar.

My understanding is that the older kids have always been in charge of child rearing. Michelle has baby, watches that baby until it's 1 and a half, then turns it over to one of the older kids as soon as she's about to have the next baby. Long before this scandal that was the criticism I heard the most about the Duggars, that they were neglectful of their kids because Michelle would become completely uninvolved when the next baby arrived.

Jim Bob has a schedule to keep.

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.



Which ep had the "NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS FOR DADDY" cuz that's where we stopped watching and never looked back.

Josh-sempai, notice me

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnzUOdimBso

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Amarcarts posted:

It's more heavy makeup and lighting in the photos than anything else. GIS the individual older daughters and you'll see what I mean

yes all women look terrible without heavy makeup and correct lighting

cynic
Jan 19, 2004





PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Yeah a very small part of my job involves children's services here and holy poo poo folks you don't even want to know.

I had a job working for a government department, covering a smallish geograhical area, who investigated times when social services had hosed up regarding physical and sexual abuse (not investigating huge pedo rings and the like). The archives department where I worked had tens of thousands of case records, which I had to review. Most harrowing job I ever had, ended up quitting after about three months. Yes it's far more common than people believe, and in a lot of cases far worse than you know. Lot of the records had medical evidence in them, makes me cry a little to remember it even though that job was 15 years ago.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


cynic posted:

Lot of the records had medical evidence in them, makes me cry a little to remember it even though that job was 15 years ago.

Fuckin hell

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious



welcome to social services

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

- hi

a starwar betamax posted:

Ueah . me and my wife worked as foster parents for a couple of years and all the people flipping out in this thread is telling just how naive mos people are

thats good of you, thanks and god bless

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


cynic posted:

I had a job working for a government department, covering a smallish geograhical area, who investigated times when social services had hosed up regarding physical and sexual abuse (not investigating huge pedo rings and the like). The archives department where I worked had tens of thousands of case records, which I had to review. Most harrowing job I ever had, ended up quitting after about three months. Yes it's far more common than people believe, and in a lot of cases far worse than you know. Lot of the records had medical evidence in them, makes me cry a little to remember it even though that job was 15 years ago.

Sounds like three months was a pretty good run for something like that. Turnover on that particular position must be very frequent.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



The different departments of the DOD each have their own court of appeals, if you get court martialed and try to appeal your decision the result gets published online. A lot of times I'll browse this for laughs because idiots do crazy things and the documents often go into a lot of detail. Dumbass passes out in his shower, blocks drain, floods floor, and causes thousands of dollars in damages. Creep coerces girlfriend into putting sticks, worms, a goldfish, a hermit crab, and a sea anemone into her hoohah (In addition to a child pornography charge he wasn't appealing). Big long laundry list of drug abuses, and then "Drew on dorm room wall with sharpie".

But then of course you find a child molestation case or some scumbag who killed their kid and it just ruins your day.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


I saw a commercial for a different family with 19 kids but I can't remember what it was called but it looked a lot like a Duggar show

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


That's the Bates family. They belong to the same cult as the Duggars.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014



reading the duggar hate makes me actually feel bad for the family

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014



i'm still mostly in the dark about the story but i'll watch this here interview with one megyn kelly and see whats up

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



i feel bad for the family because like 90% of them had no choice about being raised in a clan of incestuous fundamentalist arkansas hill people

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014



oh dear Lord they have a lovely family it's really sad that they had to go through this it's good though that they seemed to have made the best out of it they seem committed to living a moral life and i guess if someone never sinned or came from a perfect family they'd have a good place to throw stones from but i don't see the point in piling on these people when you see them vulnerable. it's cruel.

it seems people are letting out all their stinky dirty laundry with regards to how they feel about christianity and God and all that and they are unloading it all on these poor folks.

its like a dog eat dog holier than thou welcome to the jungle pissin contest


for the love of Christ just forgive them in your hearts and let God sort it out

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Emotional trauma... piled high

It explains a lot about that hosed up family when you know about the older kids being stand in parents because the real parents just can't take a breather from their vanilla missionary fuckfest for five minutes. There's no telling how screwed up the youngest ones will be, between the combo of being raised by children and being TV kids.

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