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Minimalist Program
Aug 13, 2010


honey poo poo

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Fiend posted:

I'd like to contribute to the Duggar Gonzo Porn initiative, and will be the designated Lead Backup Primary Assistant to the Foley Editor.

You know the guy who manages all the props used by the SFx team? I get their coffee.

I'd be the grip, but I think Josh has taken that position.

Or maybe he's the Best Boy? :getin:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





jim bob and michelle are lined up for producer spots

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



BeefThief posted:

jim bob and michelle are lined up for producer spots

I think Michelle actually counts as the location.

Her vag is so big it makes a nice soundstage.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Ringo Star Get posted:

Honey I Blew Out My Vagina

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What would the Duggar porn parody be called?

19 Kids And They're All Fuckin

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



19 kids and cumming

:effort:

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011



pretty sure the girls dont cum

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



You guys laugh now but in like 50 years "Duggars" are gonna be their own minority.


"I am J'Hoshua, son of Jim Bob. I worship the God of Jim Bob. Accept the seed and the seed of my brothers or prepare to make war, Yankee dogs."

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


Ultimate Mango posted:

I think Michelle actually counts as the location.

Her vag is so big it makes a nice soundstage.

hahah EXIT oval office LEFT

angelklaine
Jun 10, 2015

Servant of Ruth and master of none.

One can only assume there is no TV in their home.

...or condoms.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Robotnik Nudes posted:

You guys laugh now but in like 50 years "Duggars" are gonna be their own minority.


"I am J'Hoshua, son of Jim Bob. I worship the God of Jim Bob. Accept the seed and the seed of my brothers or prepare to make war, Yankee dogs."

our words are backed by nuclear weapons

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


"In those days when Libertator Hussein Obama did cruelly rule, Joshua, first son of James Robert, was falsely accused of impropriety. All of the people of the land did cry out for justice against him, though he had done no wrong. Joshua's sister-wives spoke on his behalf before great multitudes, but none would listen. So hot was the anger of the unfaithful that they did beseech their Moorish lord to send soldiers to capture Joshua and to make war on Christmas so to humble his supporters. The faithful, righteous and pure among the multitudes did rise to defend Joshua and his tribe. And so it came to pass that the Great Communist Muslim Obama was slain on the battlefield of Ur Kansas during a terrible battle. There was much rejoicing throughout the land and many came to know the Lord."

Second Book of Duggars Chapter 1

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003



Jimberly Bobstin

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




The White Dragon posted:

our words are backed by nucular weapons

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003



Jizz Bob Duggar

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Rim Job Rubber

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011




none of these things would happen in the duggar household

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Masonic Youth posted:

Jimberly Bobstin

Is this from Jerry Berrell's side-project, Jim Bob for Pyros?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007





19 kids and counting on nobody finding out what happens in that house

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


bitcoin bastard posted:

none of these things would happen in the duggar household

It would happen in a meth-fueled Duggar-M2M-craigslist tryst. But data on that hasn't surfaces yet.

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


Is it true that some of the children were spotted wearing diapers upwards of 7-8 years old?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

19 Dicks and Cunting

"Honey, the bible says I've got to take a quiverfull... of dicks."

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


SERPUS posted:

Is it true that some of the children were spotted wearing diapers upwards of 7-8 years old?

i dunno about that, that's a different kind of redneck

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Pvt.Scott posted:

"In those days when Libertator Hussein Obama did cruelly rule, Joshua, first son of James Robert, was falsely accused of impropriety. All of the people of the land did cry out for justice against him, though he had done no wrong. Joshua's sister-wives spoke on his behalf before great multitudes, but none would listen. So hot was the anger of the unfaithful that they did beseech their Moorish lord to send soldiers to capture Joshua and to make war on Christmas so to humble his supporters. The faithful, righteous and pure among the multitudes did rise to defend Joshua and his tribe. And so it came to pass that the Great Communist Muslim Obama was slain on the battlefield of Ur Kansas during a terrible battle. There was much rejoicing throughout the land and many came to know the Lord."

Second Book of Duggars Chapter 1

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010


Pvt.Scott posted:

"In those days when Libertator Hussein Obama did cruelly rule, Joshua, first son of James Robert, was falsely accused of impropriety. All of the people of the land did cry out for justice against him, though he had done no wrong. Joshua's sister-wives spoke on his behalf before great multitudes, but none would listen. So hot was the anger of the unfaithful that they did beseech their Moorish lord to send soldiers to capture Joshua and to make war on Christmas so to humble his supporters. The faithful, righteous and pure among the multitudes did rise to defend Joshua and his tribe. And so it came to pass that the Great Communist Muslim Obama was slain on the battlefield of Ur Kansas during a terrible battle. There was much rejoicing throughout the land and many came to know the Lord."

Second Book of Duggars Chapter 1

Well my first 18 years of Bible "study" have been thrown into question.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Babies

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004


The Human Centipede VII: 19 Segments and Counting

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



19 Dicks and Cucking

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Put you finger in your sisters vagina and jerk off 1419

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Duggars Do Dallas

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


i got 99 problems and they're all 9

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Deliverance.

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

Commie nedflanders, while trolling, is really doing a net positive service. He does a solid job portraying a far right fundie view point. Start off by having a vague idea of whats going on, and then choose the most positive possible view point and go with it. " Sure he touched his sister over her clothes, she was his age and they (implying it was mutual} were just experimenting! It happened only once! and he apologized! (once, and nothing happened after that) Its all a liberal attack!" From that point you have to slowly point out each and every single part of the conversation he got wrong, as if you just info dumped him everything that actually happened, he could smuggly say you have an agenda, or think to much about it. And even after you very slowly point every single aspect of the case, a fundie could always say "Jesus forgives!" . And apparently any and all criticism is forfeit at that point. So really, if anyone is defending the duggers in any sense of the word, its best just to ignore them, and there is quite literally nothing to sway them from their view point, and considering the starting point is incestuous underage molestation, that is saying alot.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


If something awful could produce swap.avi, then we can produce a duggar porno

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

If something awful could produce swap.avi, then we can produce a duggar porno

i'll make the website

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.



Bob

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Shnag posted:

Commie nedflanders, while trolling, is really doing a net positive service. He does a solid job portraying a far right fundie view point. Start off by having a vague idea of whats going on, and then choose the most positive possible view point and go with it. " Sure he touched his sister over her clothes, she was his age and they (implying it was mutual} were just experimenting! It happened only once! and he apologized! (once, and nothing happened after that) Its all a liberal attack!" From that point you have to slowly point out each and every single part of the conversation he got wrong, as if you just info dumped him everything that actually happened, he could smuggly say you have an agenda, or think to much about it. And even after you very slowly point every single aspect of the case, a fundie could always say "Jesus forgives!" . And apparently any and all criticism is forfeit at that point. So really, if anyone is defending the duggers in any sense of the word, its best just to ignore them, and there is quite literally nothing to sway them from their view point, and considering the starting point is incestuous underage molestation, that is saying alot.

You see, if you molest your sister, and she later says that it is ok, then it is ok.

Pay no attention to the domineering cult watching and orchestrating her every move.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



EXTREME INSERTION posted:

If something awful could produce swap.avi, then we can produce a duggar porno

would take a few thousand mandingos to fill that sinkhole.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Shnag posted:

Commie nedflanders, while trolling, is really doing a net positive service. He does a solid job portraying a far right fundie view point. Start off by having a vague idea of whats going on, and then choose the most positive possible view point and go with it. " Sure he touched his sister over her clothes, she was his age and they (implying it was mutual} were just experimenting! It happened only once! and he apologized! (once, and nothing happened after that) Its all a liberal attack!" From that point you have to slowly point out each and every single part of the conversation he got wrong, as if you just info dumped him everything that actually happened, he could smuggly say you have an agenda, or think to much about it. And even after you very slowly point every single aspect of the case, a fundie could always say "Jesus forgives!" . And apparently any and all criticism is forfeit at that point. So really, if anyone is defending the duggers in any sense of the word, its best just to ignore them, and there is quite literally nothing to sway them from their view point, and considering the starting point is incestuous underage molestation, that is saying alot.

I had this conversation real life a few days ago. I quote "you've been reading a lot of liberal blogs, haven't you?"

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