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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



etalian posted:

would take a few thousand mandingos to fill that sinkhole.

At least we know what happened to the Corvette Museum a few years ago.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



incestuous molestation seen as wrong: only by a LIEBRUHL

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

The porn parody previews are already out:

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Blue Train posted:

incestuous molestation seen as wrong: only by a LIEBRUHL

No, you see, she didn't even know he did it. And she said it was ok. And Jesus forgives it, even though he wasn't the one who got Duggared.

This all makes it ok.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



The Bible posted:

No, you see, she didn't even know he did it. And she said it was ok. And Jesus forgives it, even though he wasn't the one who got Duggared.

This all makes it ok.

well hell if the bible says so who am I to argue

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


The Bible's pretty ok with incest

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

짐봅

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?



Jim Bob?

The Bible
May 8, 2010



platedlizard posted:

The Bible's pretty ok with incest

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



platedlizard posted:

The Bible's pretty ok with incest

Hey now, that's mostly the early Bible when there were only like a Duggars worth of folks on the planet. there weren't much in the way of choices in the Garden, or after God woke up on the wrong side of the bed and wiped out everyone.

Lot's daughters picked up some weird ideas about fuckin in Sodom and Gammorah most likely. That place was pretty wild.

After there was a good breeding population going God put the kibosh on that, except for that weird part in the Gospels where jesus fucks his sister, of Paul's letter where he talks about the pleasures of sister loving of course.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


I thought Lot's daughters were under the impression that the world had been destroyed. Getting their dad blind drunk and loving him was an act of desperate species preservation.

Soddom and Gammorah were destroyed due to violating the sacred code of hospitality, not because of kinky sex poo poo. That's why Lot was considered righteous when he offered his daughters to the mob outside his house. He was willing to sacrifice his own kin to protect the men (secretly angels) that the townspeople wanted to beat, rape and murder for being foreigners. Hospitality was serious business back in the day.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Robotnik Nudes posted:

Hey now, that's mostly the early Bible when there were only like a Duggars worth of folks on the planet. there weren't much in the way of choices in the Garden, or after God woke up on the wrong side of the bed and wiped out everyone.

A modern understanding of genetics and the effects of inbreeding kind of kills that argument, of course.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Pvt.Scott posted:

I thought Lot's daughters were under the impression that the world had been destroyed. Getting their dad blind drunk and loving him was an act of desperate species preservation.

Soddom and Gammorah were destroyed due to violating the sacred code of hospitality, not because of kinky sex poo poo. That's why Lot was considered righteous when he offered his daughters to the mob outside his house. He was willing to sacrifice his own kin to protect the men (secretly angels) that the townspeople wanted to beat, rape and murder for being foreigners. Hospitality was serious business back in the day.

Except to women, it seems.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



The Bible posted:

Except to women, it seems.

cant spell hospitality without hos

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



The Bible posted:

Except to women, it seems.

good thing the evil gay mob was crazy over angel rear end

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Angels definitely aren't into dudes. Chicks, yes. They banged enough earth women to make the nephilim, according to some traditions.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Did Lot ever ask the angels if they'd be into being gangbanged by both towns? They might have been down. I think he's certainly being an ungracious host for not even asking their opinions.

TNG fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jun 14, 2015

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


EXTREME INSERTION posted:

If something awful could produce swap.avi, then we can produce a duggar porno

dugg.rm

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




jim.vob

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


James Robert "J R R" Duggar

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



The Bible posted:

A modern understanding of genetics and the effects of inbreeding kind of kills that argument, of course.

That's a pretty retarded way to look at a mythology book written thousands of years ago.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


netally posted:

The porn parody previews are already out:



The Bible
May 8, 2010



Robotnik Nudes posted:

That's a pretty retarded way to look at a mythology book written thousands of years ago.

Not as retarded as reading it as a history book.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



The Bible posted:

Not as retarded as reading it as a history book.

About the same, but it's got a sort of internal fantasy story logic in parts.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



etalian posted:

good thing the evil gay mob was crazy over angel rear end

Wouldn't you? I mean, those angels probably looked like androgynous and abnormally beautiful, while everyone probably had lesions, missing teeth, crap-covered feet, and dirty beards. And then there's the men of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001



Jimsan Duggarpenis - The Return of Urotsukidoji

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



"Josh, stop smelling your fingers at the breakfast table" - Michele








"Let me have a whiff" - Jim Bob

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

James Robert "J R R" Duggar

A Khal who cannot Duggar is no Khal.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



jpeg.bmp

Yours is better, ok?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



don't duggar me bro

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine


Nevada Brothels ban Josh Duggar in order to protect his sisters. http://jezebel.com/nevada-brothel-b...-his-1710869619

quote:

”My number one priority has got to be the safety of my girls,” said Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch and six other Nevada brothels. “We employ 500 girls at any one time, and we’ve had tens of thousands of them come and go over the years. With the Duggars having 19 kids, it is just simple math that the odds are much greater than usual that one of their daughters might come work for us at some point.There’s no way I would ever put them or any other girl in harm’s way, should that brother of theirs come prowling around here. He’s persona non grata, starting now.”

“Those poor girls (the Duggar sisters) were propped up on television by their Bible thumping parents to make excuses for their brother, saying that their mother and father had protected them after they became aware of the molestations by putting locks on the girls’ doors. We don’t have locks on our girls’ doors, because we’ve never needed them. Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.”

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Immortan posted:

Nevada Brothels ban Josh Duggar in order to protect his sisters. http://jezebel.com/nevada-brothel-b...-his-1710869619

drat that's some hard ownage

sootikins
May 24, 2008



jimb.ogg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Blue Train posted:

drat that's some hard ownage

they take truckers, ranchers, husbands escaping for the weekends, nerds wanting to get laid but Josh is on the blacklist.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

netally posted:

The porn parody previews are already out:



I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes.

Thank you.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Josh was confused when the DEA officer asked if Josh had ever touched a J

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009


Immortan posted:

Nevada Brothels ban Josh Duggar in order to protect his sisters. http://jezebel.com/nevada-brothel-b...-his-1710869619

Josh doesn't need to pay for it, he's getting plenty back home.
He can also have sex with his wife

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




The Bible posted:

A modern understanding of genetics and the effects of inbreeding kind of kills that argument, of course.

Nah. The problem with inbreeding is negative recessive traits. Presumably if an omnipotent god was going to create a single couple to start a species, he wouldn't give them any negative recessive traits. Inbreeding isn't a problem if your genes are perfect. Of course that didn't last long, mutations must happen at a crazy rate to get the diversity of humans we have now in under 6,000 years. Noah's flood must have been radioactive or something.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Commie NedFlanders posted:

actually forgiveness is a wonderful way to deal with things what would you rather them do? post a thread about it?

Yes, actually. The Duggars set themselves up as role models and examples of a godly life. They claim that after Josh got molest-y they talked to other families in the movement and found it that sibling molestation was common and often worse than what Josh had done. And then they covered it up. Buried it. If your way of life leads to sibling molestation being common, you absolutely should talk about that, if only to warn other parents to be on the look out for it. Walling your children in so strangers can't get to them isn't enough to protect them. This is a problem that they absolutely should have been talking about long before now.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Angela Christine posted:

Nah. The problem with inbreeding is negative recessive traits. Presumably if an omnipotent god was going to create a single couple to start a species, he wouldn't give them any negative recessive traits. Inbreeding isn't a problem if your genes are perfect. Of course that didn't last long, mutations must happen at a crazy rate to get the diversity of humans we have now in under 6,000 years. Noah's flood must have been radioactive or something.

The apologetic answer to the inbreeding question is that man started out perfect in the garden, but sin gradually corrupted God's
design, allowing things like genetic mutation to take place.

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