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sister fucker
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:16 |
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Sister-Fucker 2 Electric Boogaloo : The Daughtering.
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staberind posted:Sister-Fucker 2 Electric Boogaloo : The Duggaring. ftfy
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Is a man not entitled to the Jim off his own Bob?
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dont jim bob your chickens before they hatch
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like a square josh in a round hole
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Jim (metaphor for sister loving) Bob
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109 pages and still funny jim bob
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Young Freud posted:Wouldn't you? I mean, those angels probably looked like androgynous and abnormally beautiful, while everyone probably had lesions, missing teeth, crap-covered feet, and dirty beards. And then there's the men of Sodom and Gomorrah. I don't know. Biblical descriptions of angels are always some monstrous, hosed-up poo poo. Like, multiple faces, eyeballs covering the entire body, wheels, poo poo like that. Sodomites liked it hosed up.
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The Bible posted:I don't know. Biblical descriptions of angels are always some monstrous, hosed-up poo poo. Like, multiple faces, eyeballs covering the entire body, wheels, poo poo like that. That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo.
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Wulfolme posted:That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo. I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. The whole "human shaped" and "naked baby" concept comes from art, doesn't it?
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Wulfolme posted:That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo. orbfather
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The Bible posted:I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. I don't think they ever name any angel ranked over 2: Archangel, cherubim are the fat cupid angel types even though they're a high rank for some reason, and yes I think most of our visual information on angels is from Dante and Bosch and etc.
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Duggar? I hardly knew 'er!
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Knock knock
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Who's there?
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Fiend posted:Knock knock Who's there?
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Josh Duggar. I moved in down the street, and I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a convicted sex offender.
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JimBob Duggarpants
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JIM BORB
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Wulfolme posted:I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes. way to out yourself on liking family guy, nerd
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Also I feel like that has to be wrong because there's never been an original joke on Family Guy. And half of them aren't even jokes, just Lion-O and Family Ties.
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Jack Gladney posted:Also I feel like that has to be wrong because there's never been an original joke on Family Guy. And half of them aren't even jokes, just Lion-O and Family Ties. It is wrong. My friends and I used that as an insult in middle school and I'm in my 30s. It's been around forever.
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Jonny 290 posted:dont jim bob your chickens before they hatch actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority
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The White Dragon posted:actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority Josh waited until they were 5. Good enough for Arkansas.
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Can we get back to talking about Michelle?![]()
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Shnag posted:Commie nedflanders, while trolling, is really doing a net positive service. He does a solid job portraying a far right fundie view point. Start off by having a vague idea of whats going on, and then choose the most positive possible view point and go with it. " Sure he touched his sister over her clothes, she was his age and they (implying it was mutual} were just experimenting! It happened only once! and he apologized! (once, and nothing happened after that) Its all a liberal attack!" From that point you have to slowly point out each and every single part of the conversation he got wrong, as if you just info dumped him everything that actually happened, he could smuggly say you have an agenda, or think to much about it. And even after you very slowly point every single aspect of the case, a fundie could always say "Jesus forgives!" . And apparently any and all criticism is forfeit at that point. So really, if anyone is defending the duggers in any sense of the word, its best just to ignore them, and there is quite literally nothing to sway them from their view point, and considering the starting point is incestuous underage molestation, that is saying alot. What are you even talking about
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The Bible posted:I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing. God himself took human form to win a wrasslin' match by cheating (would have lost otherwise) and I'm pretty sure the S&G angels were seen as men. E: but yeah, the general angel opener is "be not afraid." ![]()
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Commie NedFlanders posted:What are you even talking about jim bob
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flim flob fluggar
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Wulfolme posted:I don't think they ever name any angel ranked over 2: Archangel, cherubim are the fat cupid angel types even though they're a high rank for some reason, and yes I think most of our visual information on angels is from Dante and Bosch and etc. Biblically, I think Cherubim are actually four faced creatures with revolving heads. The fat naked babies are an invention of Catholicism because of course they are.
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The Bible posted:Biblically, I think Cherubim are actually four faced creatures with revolving heads. And despite their radical protestantism, I can think of at least one thing the Duggars have taken from Catholicism.
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Father Wendigo posted:Can we get back to talking about Michelle? ![]()
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Part of me wants to read the bible through once just because of how culturally significant it is Another part of me doesn't want to devote one second to that made up nonsense.
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Amarcarts posted:Part of me wants to read the bible through once You'd be a step ahead of the majority of Christians.
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Which Bible version is the best for a dirty atheist to read? There seem to be a dozen popular translations.![]()
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Just read teh Jefferson's Bible
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Wulfolme posted:Which Bible version is the best for a dirty atheist to read? There seem to be a dozen popular translations. The KJV, it's the only one that was translated by god directly working through the authors
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King James was openly Bi by all historical accounts wasn't he? I am always amused by these hardcore fundies who claim the King James Bible as the only true version, (coz it's in English, which is like American, which is where Jesus should have been from), when it is a document designed to consolidate political power, commissioned by a queer man.
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:16 |
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KJV also important because it was meant to delegitimate other translations that questioned or challenged the divine right of kings.
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