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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

if they were smart they would throw these weirdos under the bus

but, well... lol

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scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark


That dog is a fuckin rear end in a top hat imo.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




If he weren't already "famous" for being an inbred cultist hick, he'd be famous now for being a sister diddler so we'd still probably be hearing about it

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Seriously tempted to start a fake Duggar GoFundMe campaign and donate all of the proceeds to my friend's charity that works to help queer street kids with their medical needs.

What say you, hivemind?

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Franks Happy Place posted:

Seriously tempted to start a fake Duggar GoFundMe campaign and donate all of the proceeds to my friend's charity that works to help queer street kids with their medical needs.

What say you, hivemind?
Do it. There's no shortage of stupid rwnj's that can't hand over money fast enough if they agree with the "cause."*


*the cause being hating gays

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



Darth123123 posted:

Why would he post this? What's the upside of 'supporting' a dysfunctional family? I mean he wrote ALOT of words, and could've said "Sorry to hear about the Duggar situation. Deeply sadned." or some poo poo.
because he has his own weirdo son that tortured a dog but its ok now because theyre christian

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Khorne posted:

Calling someone a child molester when they themselves were a child is pretty dishonest.

Calling someone a pedo because they are attracted to children when they are not in a similar age group is accurate.

Anyhow, I didn't know the girl was 6. The police report and media coverage made it sound like 11-14 year old boy touches sisters in similar age group. Which is messed up, I had sisters and never touched them or looked at them like that, but it's still very different from what actually happened.

lmbo this guys is a child molester i guarantee it

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

boy mike applebees is really going out of his way to never be president

yeah because that was ever going to happen anyway

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


I'm hearing that TLC will cancel their show, and replace it with one about Josh's dating life. The name will remain unchanged.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp



Grimey Drawer

Do it ironically posted:

lmbo this guys is a child molester i guarantee it

Welp, it's probably for the best that he has a young daughter now...

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot


St. Dogbert posted:

I'm hearing that TLC will cancel their show, and replace it with one about Josh's dating life. The name will remain unchanged.

donkey salami
Jun 28, 2008

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Grimey Drawer

St. Dogbert posted:

I'm hearing that TLC will cancel their show, and replace it with one about Josh's dating life. The name will remain unchanged.

Wouldn't they rename to "19 and counting down"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




God knew

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Lipstick Apathy


Matt Walsh continues to prove he's a turbo shithead:

quote:

I know Im opening myself up to serious criticism here, but let me be honest with you: If my own son, God forbid, came to me and admitted to doing what Josh Duggar did, I dont know that Id immediately run to the cops.

Would you? Is it really that simple? The decision to have your child arrested as a sex offender would be an automatic thing for you? Really?

I guess Im just a horrible person then.

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015


So i heard that josh is buying houses for all his past girlfriends.

19 cribs and counting.

The Hman
Jan 6, 2015


cribs as in the little pens you put sleeping babies in.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Goonstone Champ x2

Do it ironically posted:

lmbo this guys is a child molester i guarantee it
you're the child molester

Xarthor posted:

Matt Walsh continues to prove he's a turbo shithead:
If it were my son I'd get him away from the other kids and keep him that way permanently, seek a qualified mental health professional, and talk to my lawyer to see if I had to report it to the police or not.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Xarthor posted:

Matt Walsh continues to prove he's a turbo shithead:

the daughter is just gonna have to ~deal with it~

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

I wonder if this will prompt TLC to be a little more careful about what freakjob families they put on their net....ahahahaha who the gently caress am I kidding

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Mr. Pumroy posted:

the daughter is just gonna have to ~deal with it~

and ~live with it~

by "it" i mean her molester

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




TLC is scrambling to find a group of midget redneck polygamists to give a show to right now

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Mel Mudkiper posted:

I wonder how the duggars told the little girls who were molested it was her fault

"The Baltimore Ravens are pleased the Duggar women have apologized for their role in this incident."

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Lipstick Apathy

Khorne posted:

you're the child molester
If it were my son I'd get him away from the other kids and keep him that way permanently, seek a qualified mental health professional, and talk to my lawyer to see if I had to report it to the police or not.

Maybe if he only touched one inappropriately once. But whatever it was, 4, 5, or 6 over the course of however long and multiple indents? It would be a hard decision no doubt, but poo poo man, that's serial rape.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Franks Happy Place posted:

Seriously tempted to start a fake Duggar GoFundMe campaign and donate all of the proceeds to my friend's charity that works to help queer street kids with their medical needs.

What say you, hivemind?

GoFundie

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Xarthor posted:

Matt Walsh continues to prove he's a turbo shithead:

Actually I think that is a fair question, it is a parent's first instinct to protect their child and going to the police would be a difficult decision. But most parents don't have rapist pedophiles for children so I actually I don't know that that is a fair question.

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Goonstone Champ x2

Xarthor posted:

Maybe if he only touched one inappropriately once. But whatever it was, 4, 5, or 6 over the course of however long and multiple indents? It would be a hard decision no doubt, but poo poo man, that's serial rape.
Sending him away somewhere would likely come with a police report, but "I better tell the police" would not be my first thought in that situation. Like, how is better tell the police anywhere near someone's first thought.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006


Would it have only happened once if they got the kid help in the first place instead of keeping it "in house"? Are the parents legally liable at some point?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Khorne posted:

Sending him away somewhere would likely come with a police report, but "I better tell the police" would not be my first thought in that situation.

If you child like steals a MacBook from someone your first instinct is probably not to turn them in but again, this is a serial rapist incestuous pedophile, that is typically something you want to take care of like if you found out that your child was murdering hookers or something.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


Lord of Pie posted:

TLC is scrambling to find a group of midget redneck polygamists to give a show to right now

Don't forget that they need to be sextuplets with a famewhore mother.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




I'm pretty sure Jim Bob was/is a huge contributor to Huckabee's campaigns, I remember a story that he bought Mike his campaign bus back in 08.

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW


Lots of great people around this story

The Duggar's Unspeakable Horror Show

quote:

Jim Bob told police in 2006 that when Josh returned home in 2003, Jim Bob, accompanied by some of his church elders, took Josh to Arkansas State Trooper, Jim Hutchens. Jim Bob knew Hutchens personally. Hutchens did not take any official action and instead gave Josh a very stern talk. As In Touch magazine reports exclusively in this weeks issue, Hutchens is now serving 56-years in prison for child pornography.


Founder of faith-healing clinic that 'treated' Josh Duggar resigned over accusations he sexually harassed 30 teens and young women (Dailymail, but still. Worth it for the bottom panel "TLC'S CHILD MOLESTER PROBLEM")

quote:

The popular minister, who is close to politicians including Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, became caught up in a sex scandal of his own in 2014.
Over 30 young women and teenagers came forward claiming they were sexually harassed by Gothard.
There were also reports that Gothard, who also runs the ALERT Academy which most of the Duggard boys have attended, was not reporting cases of child abuse.



How long until someone finds a tape of Duggar, Huckabee et al raping girls in the woods while wearing animal masks.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


Al Nipper posted:

How long until someone finds a tape of Duggar, Huckabee et al raping girls in the woods while wearing animal masks.

Seven seconds before the Tea Party Sycophant Excuse Machine kicks in?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001




quote:

TLC'S CHILD MOLESTER PROBLEM
The Duggar child molestation scandal is just the latest in a long line of incidents involving inappropriate behavior by a TLC star with a minor.

-Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: The show was cancelled last year after photos emerged of star June Shannon, better known as Mama June, with her ex Mark McDaniel. McDaniel had just been released from jail at the time after serving time for molesting an 8-year-old girl. That girl was one of Shannon's daughters.

-Sons of Guns: Gunsmith and former Marine Will Hayden was charged with raping a 12-year-old girl, forcing TLC to quickly cancel the reality show. That girl was revealed to be his own daughter, and shortly after his other daughter came forward she too had been raped by Hayden when she was 12-years-old. He is currently awaiting trial.

-Cheer Perfection: Another reality the network had to cancel following a scandal, this time involving mother Andrea Clevenger who received two 10 year prison sentences when she was found guilty of having multiple sexual encounters with a boy who was just 13.

-Cake Boss: Remigio Gonzalez, who was married to the sister of the show's title character Buddy Valastro, received nine years in prison after he sexually assaulted a 13-year-old girl. While he did appear on that show, by the time these charges were brought against him he was no longer a character on the program.

i want to laugh but all this vomit is getting in the way!!

Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 20:34 on May 22, 2015

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



bury the bodies quick

quote:

Springdale Police spokesman Scott Lewis said Judge Stacey Zimmerman ordered the 2006 offense report destroyed Thursday. Zimmerman didn't return a request for comment Friday.

"The judge ordered us yesterday to expunge that record," Lewis said, adding that similar records are typically kept indefinitely. "As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned this report doesn't exist."

Neither Duggar nor his father, a former state representative, returned calls seeking comment Friday.

Several Arkansas Republicans have rallied behind the Duggar family, which is still engrained in state politics. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar attended the kickoff event earlier this month for Republican presidential nominee Mike Huckabee, who supported the family in a Facebook post Friday.

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


Mr. Pumroy posted:

i want to laugh but all this vomit is getting in the way!!

I guess TLC now stands for Twats Loving Children?

It might have been a good idea for the channel to look into why all those BBC producers from the '70s offered to work so cheap.

St. Dogbert fucked around with this message at 20:39 on May 22, 2015

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene


Fun Shoe


The only reason the reports got filed is because somebody faxed into Oprah's production team about it and somebody hid a letter in a bible that the Duggar's donated to their church.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

Hmmm maybe this wouldn't happen if TLC didn't have so many "hey everyone, come have a slack-jawed gawk at this freakshow"-style television programs


naahhhhhhh

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Party Plane Jones posted:

The only reason the reports got filed is because somebody faxed into Oprah's production team about it and somebody hid a letter in a bible that the Duggar's donated to their church.

prob one of the abused kids slipped the letter into the book cuz there was no other way for them to contact the world

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Mr. Pumroy posted:

prob one of the abused kids slipped the letter into the book cuz there was no other way for them to contact the world

supposedly they've ID'd who disclosed this, same person that faxed oprah did the book letter, and they are holding that person's identity very, very, very, very secret


These cases are weird because up until a certain amount of publicly known guilt, all his cronies and business connects are going to defend hard, but once we get over the hump of "ok, the average person agrees this was shithead behavior" they will all scurry and stab him in the back, real hard, to save themselves from the taint

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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW


Wait until the tabloids run with it, which their fanbase probably takes more seriously than the internet/news.

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