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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

The Testament of Jim Bob

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


The Last Temptation of Duggar
A Scorsese film about the last days of Josh Duggar's life before his martyrdom where he must make the difficult decision to stop molesting his own children long enough to be martyred.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



DaveSplitter posted:

P. sure that they don't do this because they know that they'll realize how phony their religion is.

Yes. The true Christian way to read the Bible is simply with a highlighter and a black permanent marker.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


Thanks to the folks recommending Jefferson's book of Jesus's greatest hits, it's pretty neat

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_5UOkUDti8

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


Good idea: don't gently caress a kid
Bad idea: gently caress a kid

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters?

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


Pvt.Scott posted:

I have the Legacy Study Bible. It's got a fair bit of info for each chapter and room for notes on every page etc. it's the Hank Hanegraaf one. I got the leather one because it's nice. Also has an associated study plan I believe. It's been a few years since I did any bible poo poo, so I may have to check that out.

http://www.amazon.com/Legacy-Study-...f/dp/B001O9CAIQ

E: I'm not sure if the cheaper ones have all of the margin space and extras, like a place for your family tree and poo poo. There's also maps by era.

Man, I was strongly considering ordering this, until I saw this other book by the same guy: http://www.amazon.com/Face-That-Dem...n/dp/0849942721

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


Whatev posted:

At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters?

pretend he didn't and get really upset if anyone told about it, that was what jesus was all about yknow

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004



god drat that mothrefucking bassist is extremely my poo poo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Turn the other cheek

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Whatev posted:

This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.

Whatever you do unto even the least of these, so you have done unto me.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


SteveVizsla posted:

Man, I was strongly considering ordering this, until I saw this other book by the same guy: http://www.amazon.com/Face-That-Dem...n/dp/0849942721

It's a good starter version of the bible before going on to more secular tomes. Hanegraaf is my guilty radio listen because his Bible Answer Man program is nothing but fielding apologetics questions. His stuff is definitely not objective. He's a believer. At least he's not a young earth creationist.

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp


you irl
Jan 22, 2014


lol if god didn't select you as his messenger and you have to read his commands as reported by a better, more holy person

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Whatev posted:

At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters?

fake his death and then come back in a couple days

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001



Why is that harlot showing her wiles to that nice old lady?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Whatev posted:

This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.

Suffer the little children to come unto me.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Suffer the little children to come unto me.

Yeah, but here he'd be coming onto the children

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007



Don't post your Dr Who fanfic. Mods?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





The Skeptic's Annotated Bible is good because it highlights the naughty bits making them easier to find and snicker at.

Well, most of the categories are naughty bits. Then there's the boring stuff.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012




I don't understand everyone's problem with this she wants some bbc to shoot huge loads on her

if anything this is a part of the bible modern generations can relate to

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Blue Train posted:

I don't understand everyone's problem with this she wants some bbc to shoot huge loads on her

if anything this is a part of the bible modern generations can relate to

Those drat Kardashians are everywhere

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014



drat IT people!

So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more.

There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this.

This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs.

I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating.


I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source

This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this?

I'm pissed

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


Commie NedFlanders posted:

drat IT people!

So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more.

There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this.

This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs.

I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating.


I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source

This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this?

I'm pissed

You're adorable.

Jim Bob

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Commie NedFlanders posted:

drat IT people!

So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more.

There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this.

This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs.

I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating.


I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source

This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this?

I'm pissed

dat jim bob doe

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Commie NedFlanders posted:

drat IT people!

So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more.

There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this.

This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs.

I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating.


I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source

This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this?

I'm pissed

Jim Bob?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Commie NedFlanders posted:

drat IT people!

So this whole scandal has made me aware of the Duggar family. While many people were thrilled to have a reason to slander the family, using them as a proxy for all of Christinity, I thought I would hold my judgement until looking into s bit more.

There are unfortunately people who've got a bone to pick with Christians and will take any chance they get to hurl as much vitriol as they can at anything they believe represents the faith. I think this has contributed to the ridiculous outcry that has resulted from this.

This thread is full if he most hyperbolic and outlandish slander aimed at the Duggars and sadly much of it is not in jest but rather representative of people's actual thoughts and beliefs.

I felt it was necessary to first and foremost consider the perspectives of the victims, who gave a full interview on the topic. I thought that was rather illuminating.


I'm the hope of learning even more about the Duggar family from their own point of view (I'm a fan of Primary Sources) I decided to watch some of the show, starting from the first episode. Now I see it's been purged from the Internet, taken down from Hulu or any other source

This is obviously an attention getting family but now all their shows are inaccessible because of this?

I'm pissed

Jim... Bob?

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012



Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Top City Homo posted:

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

i love you

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


Regalingualius posted:

Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.
context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"?

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Acne Rain posted:

context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"?

You don't?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Acne Rain posted:

context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"?

lol farts

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax


Gary’s Answer

Some real badass atheists Doing sick owns on the bible itt

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


a starwar betamax posted:

Some real badass atheists Doing sick owns on the bible itt

Thank you. I try my best.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


TNG posted:

Couldn't Gothardite men just blind themselves to avoid temptation? Seems like a sensible solution to me. You won't have to worry about those false Jezebels and their wiles if your eyes are gouged out after all.

This is actually a thing Jesus said. It, and the surrounding verses are trying to get across, with plenty of sarcasm, that if you have bad poo poo in your life, deal with it. Cut it out, as it were. In this case, the Duggar men need to take responsibility for their own thoughts and actions rather than putting on a self-righteous show of being pure.

E: Nike!

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