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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

In the grim future of Jim Bob there is only duggaring.

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Modern day Dig-Dug

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Jizm Bob.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



Jim Bob's Slim Knob

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



There has been nothing new and nothing worse for a while now. I am saddened by this.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Ultimate Mango posted:

So the true victims, US, aren't going to get any closure are we?

Jim Bob

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Thread saved.


Robert James

Portals
Apr 17, 2012



Jimothy Bobbert

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


So, the rules are that "every sperm is sacred/orgasms are God's gift to you for pro-creating".

Who wants to bet that the Duggs (minus Josh, hah) follow these rules? If that's the case, these guys must not be having any fun during the nine months of their wives' preganacies.

Edit: Jom Bibbletits.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


i say jim, you say bob

jim

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



you irl posted:

i say jim, you say bob

jim

Bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Jim

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jahm Bahb

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



You down with Bee Oh Bee?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Yeah, he Dug me!

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Jimcest

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Pook Good Mook posted:

Didn't they famously say they wanted to keep having kids until they got a sign from God to stop?

Wouldn't the necessity of fertility treatments count as like the fifth sign they've gotten?

They have dug too greedily and too deep. It is only a matter of time now until they release the balrog.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

So, the rules are that "every sperm is sacred/orgasms are God's gift to you for pro-creating".

Who wants to bet that the Duggs (minus Josh, hah) follow these rules? If that's the case, these guys must not be having any fun during the nine months of their wives' preganacies.

Edit: Jom Bibbletits.

That's why the girls' room is only accessible through Jimmy Bibble's room.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



jim bob looks at himself in the mirror and thinks "yeah, definitely made in god's image"

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Angela Christine posted:

They have dug too greedily and too deep. It is only a matter of time now until they release the balrog.

Jim Bob's Bane

One of the youngest's nicknames.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Angela Christine posted:

They have dug too greedily and too deep. It is only a matter of time now until they release the balrog.

Duggardmmerung

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Pvt.Scott posted:

He was doing that to establish dominance. That was on a double date with his daughter and her suitor. They're only allowed to hold hands while standing side to side with plenty of distance. That was purely a power display.

Is this true? Was the Jim Bob dry humping his wife as she played putt-putt on one of the 'supervised' dates?

How loving inappropriate is that? The kids are supposed to be pure, and holy, and all of that poo poo, and you are frotting in front of them. That would be rude if they were strangers, and it is creepy as hell because it is your daughter, and the boy YOU chose for her. (or son and girl that YOU had to approve of)

Also, so this means that Mini Golf is a bible approved, Jesus sanctioned activity, but what in one to do about all the unmarried harlots playing the game in their sinful knee length skirts?

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006




Jhormm Brrrb

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this true? Was the Jim Bob dry humping his wife as she played putt-putt on one of the 'supervised' dates?

How loving inappropriate is that? The kids are supposed to be pure, and holy, and all of that poo poo, and you are frotting in front of them. That would be rude if they were strangers, and it is creepy as hell because it is your daughter, and the boy YOU chose for her. (or son and girl that YOU had to approve of)

Also, so this means that Mini Golf is a bible approved, Jesus sanctioned activity, but what in one to do about all the unmarried harlots playing the game in their sinful knee length skirts?

Once they got banned from being in their sisters' presence, mini golf is the only method left of teaching the boys how to put it in the hole

LongSack
Jan 17, 2003



Lord of Pie posted:

Duggardmmerung

Dremcon
Sep 25, 2007
No, not a convention.

Lord of Pie posted:

Duggardmmerung

Jim Bobadil

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Mr. Pumroy posted:

jim bob looks at himself in the mirror and thinks "yeah, definitely made in god's image"

On the show early on they had a scene where he used aerosol hairspray for a good 30 seconds straight.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Reverse Centaur posted:

On the show early on they had a scene where he used aerosol hairspray for a good 30 seconds straight.


the hole in the ozone is dwarfed by the hole in his wife's crotch

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

So has Josh paid his 30 silver per virgin and married his sisters yet? Gotta keep it biblical!

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005




Bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Son of Jim Son of Bob the one called Jim Bob

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


if every sperms is sacred should i send them my sperm socks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

The Fattest PI posted:

if every sperms is sacred should i send them my sperm socks

send them to me

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Jim























































































































































































Bob

WAMPA_STOMPA
Oct 21, 2010


barnacle jim bob

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Ultimate Mango posted:

You down with Bee Oh Bee?

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yeah, he Dug me!

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky


Seventh Jim of the Seventh Bob.

Thesaurasaurus
Feb 15, 2010

"Send in Boxbot!"


Earthworm Jim Bob

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Jim Bob's sexy Duggars

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