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TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Jim Big Bob Pataki's Beepers

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Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.


Jim Bob Costas

same hair

The Rage
Jun 28, 2007

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!





I GUESS THAT WHORE GOT D*GGERED

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

barnacle jim bob

why the long fa



oh carry on then

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005



Jeet christ that's so loving unsettling.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this true? Was the Jim Bob dry humping his wife as she played putt-putt on one of the 'supervised' dates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001




goddamn you jim bob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



thanks buddy i spilled vomit all over my keyboard!!

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky


Golf Job

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.





Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


fore play

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Thesaurasaurus posted:

Earthworm Jim Bob

Of all the Jim Bobs in this thread this is my favourite the Jim Bobiest.

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005




Jar Blob

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

jim jim binks.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




Somebody make Big Dog shirts but replace the Big Dog with Jim Bob

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





You are above even the Bob. I hereby award you the title of Jim Bob

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Rim Job

powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009


Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

The Duggar males really don't have any self control, do they? I guess Michelle and whatever Duggar daughter that was should have warned Gom Jabbar about all the holes on the mini-golf course.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Sharpe posted:

Jar Blob

his future aborted human being son

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


quote:






Look at that countenance.

Jim Bib

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

did these people commit mass suicide yet?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Chinatown posted:

did these people commit mass suicide yet?

It's hard to buy that many tracksuits at once outside of Russia

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds



Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Somebody make Big Dog shirts but replace the Big Dog with Jim Bob


Pumped out in about 30 seconds at work. I tried to beat the Duggar Family record for the quickest blowing of a pathetic load.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Celluloid Sam posted:

why the long fa



oh carry on then

I feel like this is her doing roleplay in the bedroom. "Where's the little Jim Bob? Huh? Where is it? Gonna turn around and bend over to look for it, I wonder if I'll find it."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Celluloid Sam posted:

why the long fa



oh carry on then

404 soul not found

e: She's like a cross between a Stepford wife and a t-shirt cannon

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Jim Jim Jim Jim
Bob Bob Bob Bob

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


Ultimate Mango posted:

Jim Jim Jim Jim
Bob Bob Bob Bob


thanks for teaching me
about the fixed tag,
Jim
Bob

Lazy_Liberal fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jun 23, 2015

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Jim Bob the Fundie Guy

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





Lord of Pie posted:

e: She's like a cross between a Stepford wife and a t-shirt cannon

lol

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


"... and Jim Bob's your uncle!".

What a depressing thought.

Also, my SwiftKey word prediction now suggests Bob after I write Jim (Bob) . I wonder what will happen if I keep hitting the middle word?

"Jim Bob and I have no idea what you're referring to. "

Ok, creepy.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


BrigadierSensible posted:

Is this true? Was the Jim Bob dry humping his wife as she played putt-putt on one of the 'supervised' dates?

How loving inappropriate is that? The kids are supposed to be pure, and holy, and all of that poo poo, and you are frotting in front of them. That would be rude if they were strangers, and it is creepy as hell because it is your daughter, and the boy YOU chose for her. (or son and girl that YOU had to approve of)

Also, so this means that Mini Golf is a bible approved, Jesus sanctioned activity, but what in one to do about all the unmarried harlots playing the game in their sinful knee length skirts?

they play up the whole 'aww, they're like awkward teenagers still! They Must Really Be In Love" thing. it's all a show. they know nothing of human sexuality beyond this one weird old trick

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014




I can just imagine all the pop culture references in this show.

I searched the web for drawings of the family above which I could write "Fundie Guy" but couldn't find any. All I could find was this:



Furries

e: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH "FURRY GUY" only one of the results is funny

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Yiff Bob

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I feel like this is her doing roleplay in the bedroom. "Where's the little Jim Bob? Huh? Where is it? Gonna turn around and bend over to look for it, I wonder if I'll find it."



I wonder where that Jim did go.

A Jim, a Jim, a Jim Bob Oooohh!

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Primarch Jim Bob turned to Chaos during the Huckabee Heresy and founded the Adeptus Incestus

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Amarcarts posted:

Primarch Jim Bob turned to Chaos during the Huckabee Heresy and founded the Adeptus Incestus

Judging by all the incest I reckon he would have founded one of the navigator houses.

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