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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


St. Dogbert posted:

I guess TLC now stands for Twats Loving Children?

Twat-Loving Children

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



haha one of the kids is called jinger? so they're REALLY into keeping the 'J' schtick going huh.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Jonny 290 posted:

supposedly they've ID'd who disclosed this, same person that faxed oprah did the book letter, and they are holding that person's identity very, very, very, very secret
The person emailed Oprah's company, then Oprah's company faxed the authorities. The articles say it's a 61 year old woman so that probably does narrow it down some.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


probably learned it from dad

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.


College Slice

Of loving course Jim Bob was in the Arkansas legislature. Apparently he missed out on a state Senate seat by only 200 votes.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002



in light of mike huckabee's comments, i think it's offically safe to declare that life is officially stranger than anything the kids in the hall have written.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxqjDht8S4

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1FlERgmncw

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001






why do people with terrible secrets lead public lives?

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




One of the victims "wanted" it destroyed. Of course 4/5 of the victims are under the thrall of Jim Bob so their "wishes" might not be all they're cracked up to be.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



Real hurthling! posted:

why do people with terrible secrets lead public lives?

because otherwise you'd be too boring to be of public interest

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme


Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Casimir Radon posted:

Speaking of Huckabee, remember that time his son tortured a stray dog to death?



a Jim Bob face without the Jim Bob name

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?






This one just hit my Facebook. http://chicago.suntimes.com/nationworld/7/71/628770/arkansas-judge-orders-reality-tv-star-josh-duggars-record-destroyed

Is this sort of thing even legal?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



still think it's funny that 'progressive' is unironically used as an insult in yank land. other suggestions for insults:

- organ donor
- charitable person
- life saver
- orphan adopter

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP





Nope, and what the gently caress are you going to do about it

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




JESUS CHRIST

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Three Olives posted:

It's really amazing watching conservatives step up to defend a literal incestuous rapist pedophile because of Jesus and hating fags. Guys, it's OK, you don't have to defend him. I know it looks bad because he is one of the most outspoken critics of gays raising children but seriously, you don't have to defend him.

dont have to like or hate fags to not like those weirdos

for example we all hate you, fag

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011








Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

Nope, and what the gently caress are you going to do about it

lol jonny isn't your wife 5 years your minor. does that make you a pedo?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



petition to rename them the Combover Kids

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




They just take the Bible super literally when it says let the children come unto me

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme


have you not heard that the political system makes politicians whores who will support any and all of the scummiest pieces of poo poo suck dicks anything as long as they can get money from them?

if you have money buying a politician is the best investment you can make

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW


Top City Homo posted:



a Jim Bob face without the Jim Bob name

We're... errr... normal people

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



thanks, i needed a good seizure to spruce up my day!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Real hurthling! posted:

why do people with terrible secrets lead public lives?

Because they have a touch of the sociopathy.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme




crazy eyes

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



I think that dog is a muppet. A real dog would be freaking out like in the horror movies when it smells the monster.

Random Hajile
Aug 25, 2003



lorn Wayne posted:

still think it's funny that 'progressive' is unironically used as an insult in yank land. other suggestions for insults:

- organ donor
Already in use for motorcyclists that don't wear helmets.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Top City Homo posted:

have you not heard that the political system makes politicians whores who will support any and all of the scummiest pieces of poo poo suck dicks anything as long as they can get money from them?

if you have money buying a politician is the best investment you can make

i wish i was rich

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




EMILY BLUNTS posted:

petition to rename them the Combover Kids

And Lo, after eighteen years, the hairlines did recede, and the Lord was gladdened

fits my needs posted:

lol jonny isn't your wife 5 years your minor. does that make you a pedo?


er no? we're like just over a year apart

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002



Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



all I'm seeing when i look at the chunkybee sons is john candy and dan akroyd as the two really fat babies in 'nothing but trouble'

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel


Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people




aww shucks mom wilikers we'd never do that to scrappy. can you make us two pbj's before we go upstairs for our special alone computer hour?

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW



lmao

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



*vile act of family sodomy concludes*
Talent Agent: wow. That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?
Performing Family: The Duggars!

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015



True Detective Season 3 arkansas

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011


Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



I suppose Mike's Bible lessons came up one deadly sin short.

They should keep 19 Kids and Counting on the air, but re-name it 21 Abortions Too Few.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Robotnik Nudes posted:

*vile act of family sodomy concludes*
Talent Agent: wow. That's a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?
Performing Family: The Duggars!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme


Wonder what that boy is doing behind the last girl and not behind the boy?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006



Top City Homo posted:

Wonder what that boy is doing behind the last girl

clue's in the caption

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

I'm not giving Josh a pass on what he did, but can you imagine how awful being a 14 year Duggar boy must be? All you can do is Christian Date, which means side-hugs only. And since you're home-schooled the only ladies you see are probably your sisters. And you can't even whack off in the bathroom without one of your 14 siblings knocking on the door saying, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED, JOSH! MOM, JOSH LOCKED THE BATHROOM DOOR AGAIN!"

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do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007


Krispy Kareem posted:

I'm not giving Josh a pass on what he did, but can you imagine how awful being a 14 year Duggar boy must be? All you can do is Christian Date, which means side-hugs only. And since you're home-schooled the only ladies you see are probably your sisters. And you can't even whack off in the bathroom without one of your 14 siblings knocking on the door saying, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED, JOSH! MOM, JOSH LOCKED THE BATHROOM DOOR AGAIN!"

He did it at 17, too.

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