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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Lord of Pie posted:

What's wrong with your countenaaaaance?

My parents and grandparents were directly related, leading to my Duggar style retard countenance.

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


I tole my good wife to sit on my countenance but mind the hair.

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Fiend posted:

I tole my good wife to sit on my countenance but mind the hair.

Sit on my countenance and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your countenance and tell you I love you, too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away

Sit on my countenance and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your countenance and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our countenances in all sorts of places
And play, 'til we're blown away

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


" Then I saw her countenance,
Now I'm gonna Duggar her,
Not a trace of doubt in my mind,
I'm in love, she's my baby sister,
I couldn't not Duggar her if I tried"

-Dugmouth

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Pvt.Scott posted:

" Then I saw her countenance,
Now I'm gonna Duggar her,
Not a trace of doubt in my mind,
I'm in love, she's my baby sister,
I couldn't not Duggar her if I tried"

-Dugmouth

What the hell is that?

I think you mean, The Duggeys

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002


Did anyone catch Josh Duggar's first appearance since being outed as a kiddydiddler? Here he is giving a shout out to Jim Bob for helping him through the "hard-on times."

http://youtu.be/4i2XHuYxTKw

Anna is countenancing at him so hard she looks like Courtney Stodden

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

What the hell is that?

I think you mean, The Duggeys

I thought it better to sully an inferior cover band, rather than the original artist.

Nickelback Concert
Apr 28, 2015


Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Nickelback Concert posted:

Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Pvt.Scott posted:

I thought it better to sully an inferior cover band, rather than the original artist.

The big hit from Dugmouth was "Walking in on My Son".

FishFood
Apr 1, 2012

Now with brine shrimp!


Nickelback Concert posted:

Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


Billy Bob

Jimmy Johns

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012


Nickelback Concert posted:

Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

WingsOfSteel
Nov 13, 2007

Even Dr. Octopus can learn something from the Internet!

jim bob fertilize the eggs

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"

you irl
Jan 22, 2014


also lol at that hairline

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!!

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage.

Just as serioulsy, he is a bald gay twink, and the poor girl marrying him must know that.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




BrigadierSensible posted:

Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!!

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage.

Just as serioulsy, he is a bald gay twink, and the poor girl marrying him must know that.

Once you are formally courting side hugs are allowed, as long torso contact is minimized and there is no skin to skin contact.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003



BrigadierSensible posted:

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage.


Courting = side hugs
Engaged = hand holding
Married = doin the dug

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006


you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



I can see the future of their marriage...

"You're Dad's been in the bathroom an awful long time... our flight's about to leave!"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



she has a nice countenance

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Nickelback Concert posted:

Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




BrigadierSensible posted:

Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!!

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage.

Just as serioulsy, he is a bald gay twink, and the poor girl marrying him must know that.

Yeah but his dad owns a dealership so

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



He's just marrying her for her strap-on. Its Biblical.

In Size.








And Girth.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Nickelback Concert posted:

Nobody ever told my brother's gonna grope me
I ain't a girl that you'd call a catch
I was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
Tugging my breasts and exploring my young snatch

Well, the press start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to TMZ and the tweets keep runnin
Didn't make sense not to tell my pops
Jim Bob tried to hide when we told the cops

Brother's a perv who likes his kin
So what's wrong with admitting it's just sin?
You'll never know what's wrong with your bro
He'll never stop if I don't grow

[Chorus:]
Hey, now, you're a Duggar get your sin on, go pray
Hey, now, you're a Duggar never get out, never get laid
And all us Duggars will pray
That Josiah doesn't come out as gay

goldmine

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Fallen Rib

you irl posted:

this gay guy is courting some chick fyi, but his countenance says "id rather be in an anus"



Young Dewey Crowe!

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Jumpingmanjim posted:

My countenance is up here.

I think you mean "NIKE!".

Also nice avatar/post combination.


The songs are all awesome and let's not forget the multiple great versions of The Devil Went Down to Georgia earlier.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Did anyone catch Josh Duggar's first appearance since being outed as a kiddydiddler? Here he is giving a shout out to Jim Bob for helping him through the "hard-on times."

http://youtu.be/4i2XHuYxTKw

Anna is countenancing at him so hard she looks like Courtney Stodden





Wow, she's seriously repressing stuff from her own childhood which may have been in a house even worse than the Duggar's dead inside committed to the cult's belief that the husband is literally the same as God to the wife in love with that guy.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.




BrigadierSensible posted:

Those two unmarried people are touching! Burn the fornicators!!!!

Seriously, I thought they weren't allowed to touch/hug/hold hands until marriage.

Just as serioulsy, he is a bald gay twink, and the poor girl marrying him must know that.

Notice that his left arm is tucked safely away behind him so that he can't touch her even accidentally. And as mentioned, the side hug is allowed with minimal torso contact and no skin touching, but they're not even doing that much in this photo. I wonder if that's the closest he's ever been to a girl that wasn't related to him.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

mdemone posted:

Notice that his left arm is tucked safely away behind him so that he can't touch her even accidentally. And as mentioned, the side hug is allowed with minimal torso contact and no skin touching, but they're not even doing that much in this photo. I wonder if that's the closest he's ever been to a girl that wasn't related to him.

I get the impression that he, specifically, isn't in any danger of being immodest with any girl he side-hugs.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay.

It's a mash up costume of the joker and the gay guy from Glee. The Poker?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse.

HONG KONG SLUMLORD
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Do It Once Right posted:

I get the impression that he, specifically, isn't in any danger of being immodest with any girl he side-hugs.

Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Ripoff posted:

Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell?

Lol if you think the dugs are power bottoms.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Ripoff posted:

Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell?

Grindggr.

EDIT: Duggrindr?

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Dugr

Axolotl
Jan 23, 2002
Whatever

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The big hit from Dugmouth was "Walking in on My Son".
It ain't no joke I'd like to give my sis a poke
And reach under the skirt that goes down past her knees
Give anything to see her pubies and her boobies
Hey I know it's wrong but I'd like to touch her where she pees

This is a sneak attack I took it out so I could jack
It's just like any vag, a tasty sibling snack
I got a passion for a-mashin' on my sisters' naughty bits
They've got the goods that bring me to their room to feel me some tits

[Chorus:]
I can't get laid, so now, my sisters get Dugg out
Allow, when the sister is five, some pubic hair to arrive
And if I crawl low at night, they might never know, but if
I keep this up, my life just might be ruined by InTouch

A dozen years ago they spoke out when they found out
'bout the rapin' and the fondlin' I did over their clothes
And they freaked out 'bout my sly molesting tactics
Just sleepin' and nappin' man what the hell happened?

Incest spell bound now I'm hell bound
Had a melt down when they got felt up and
Word got 'round the whole town
And Mom and Dad denying it the hypocrites
Because they can't accept they raised a piece of poo poo

[Chorus:]

It ain't no joke when my handkerchief is soaked
With my jizz because my sisters' breasts have been exposed
Our bond is broken when I choke it and focus on pokin'
My guilt is gone with some godlike hocus pocus

I want to sit back kick back and watch my sis get bushwacked
News at 10:00 my reputation is under attack
Get away from their cracks before the cops put me away
I need to be there when my daughter's old enough to fellate

[Chorus:]


-Dugg Mouth

Axolotl fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Jun 26, 2015

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Hoverhands are actually the 11th commandment

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Network Pesci posted:

Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse.

A crime fighting Quiverfull family would actually be a good movie.

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