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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

Pvt.Scott posted:

It happened years ago and he went through specious therapy. Sure he wasn't punished by the law due to actions of family and friends, but don't you think those people that survived the tower collapse have suffered enough? Why reopen old wounds over ancient history?
Yes, why should we reopen old wounds over ancient history?

Now please open your true historical record of what happened in ancient times and see how we should hate the gays.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 13, 2010


CannonFodder posted:

Yes, why should we reopen old wounds over ancient history?

Now please open your true historical record of what happened in ancient times and see how we should hate the gays.

Look at this shameful post you made, dude.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





CannonFodder posted:

Yes, why should we reopen old wounds over ancient history?

Now please open your true historical record of what happened in ancient times and see how we should hate the gays.
Wow... Whoa.

The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.




When is congress going to take a vote on sterilizing quiverful and Mormon cults with crop-dusters? Im not talking about the main Mormon church, they suck and have retarded doctrine but they usually don't gently caress their kids.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

The Skeleton King posted:

When is congress going to take a vote on sterilizing quiverful and Mormon cults with crop-dusters? Im not talking about the main Mormon church, they suck and have retarded doctrine but they usually don't gently caress their kids.

Are you kidding? That whole group of people's ability to reproduce is the only thing keeping the Republican party from rightly disappearing from history and being replaced by some capitalist group unencumbered by hatred for cheap Mexican labor

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007




VideoTapir posted:

The funny thing is that the conversations in the Duggar household in the last couple months would have made the best television ever.

Capturing the Friedmans but with more Jesus.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




That Beijing-like smog dome over Salt Lake City will get em sooner or later

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Minimalist Program posted:

Have not read last 125 pages of the thread but did anyone say: looks like those whores got Duggared?!

yes we did

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Lodin posted:

My Little Jim Bob: Duggaring Is Magic

Dammit Josh, leave the fillies alone!

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Captain Yossarian posted:

Are there people that did/currently believe this?

God sets it as a hard limit in Genesis 6:3.

"Then the LORD said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.”

Of course, now that we have people living longer than that, the Apologists are cobbling together shaky explanations for why yet another Bible verse means the exact opposite of what it actually says.

Minimalist Program
Aug 13, 2010



Noice

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

The Bible posted:

God sets it as a hard limit in Genesis 6:3.

"Then the LORD said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.”

Of course, now that we have people living longer than that, the Apologists are cobbling together shaky explanations for why yet another Bible verse means the exact opposite of what it actually says.

If by "now that we have people living longer than that" you mean one person. Then yes, Bible Apologists are really worried about that particular verse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...d_oldest_people

The Bible is full of some really terrible explanations for a lot of things, but they actually managed to inexplicably nail the maximum human lifespan due to cell reproduction and degradation.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Pvt.Scott posted:

It happened years ago and he went through specious therapy. Sure he wasn't punished by the law due to actions of family and friends, but don't you think those people that survived the tower collapse have suffered enough? Why reopen old wounds over ancient history?

I wish this were a real post

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Krispy Kareem posted:

If by "now that we have people living longer than that" you mean one person. Then yes, Bible Apologists are really worried about that particular verse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...d_oldest_people

The Bible is full of some really terrible explanations for a lot of things, but they actually managed to inexplicably nail the maximum human lifespan due to cell reproduction and degradation.

Lol

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Krispy Kareem posted:

If by "now that we have people living longer than that" you mean one person. Then yes, Bible Apologists are really worried about that particular verse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...d_oldest_people

The Bible is full of some really terrible explanations for a lot of things, but they actually managed to inexplicably nail the maximum human lifespan due to cell reproduction and degradation.

Maybe that one old lady had no soul. Her flesh was animated by a demon or something.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Krispy Kareem posted:

The Bible is full of some really terrible explanations for a lot of things, but they actually managed to inexplicably nail the maximum human lifespan due to cell reproduction and degradation.

Stopped clock is right twice a day, throw enough poo poo against the wall and some of it is bound to stick, etc. etc.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007



I'm going to assume that's the esteemed Rev. Moon. I've never seen a picture. Regardless, I support his assertion.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Its been a couple weeks for me, so just let me get this out of my system: Jim Bob

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Are you there, God? It's me, Josh Duggar.
A charming coming-of-age novel for all of those young teenage men wondering whether or not they should finger-gently caress their baby sister

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Geoj posted:

Stopped clock is right twice a day

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006



Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm going to assume that's the esteemed Rev. Moon. I've never seen a picture. Regardless, I support his assertion.
that's some fascist from japan I think. The rev moon was way more glam

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

STOP IT

STOP ALL THIS
NONSENSE


Jo'Lawnduhrder

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh

Who are we to question what pops off in the cider house

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009




Soiled Meat

Jim Bob

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

That's why the Wrangler makes me horny the same as a Mustang makes me horny same as a Hilux makes me horny same as a Golf R makes me horny, same as a Lada Niva makes me horny.


What the gently caress?

Scyantific
Feb 13, 2011




This *cannot* be real

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Scyantific posted:

This *cannot* be real

it's not, she has all of 4 tweets, all related to that tweet over a 2-day period

I'm going to go ahead and assume it's some white frat bros making fun of black people or something

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Entertainment Tonight posted:

Looks like a Duggar romance is not actually ending with a trip down the aisle.

After four months of courtship, 18-year-old Josiah Duggar has split with 17-year-old Marjorie Jackson. Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar broke the news on Wednesday on the family's official Facebook page, attributing their son's breakup to "the Lord's will."

"A few weeks ago Marjorie and Josiah agreed to end their courtship, keeping in step with what they believe the Lord’s will is," they wrote. "Both are thankful for the time getting to know each other, and their families continue to enjoy each other’s company and close friendship. As parents we are very pleased to see two young people searching out their futures with God's will as their first priority!"

"Both Josiah and Marjorie have enjoyed getting to know each other and to build their friendship over the past months," they added. "We are so grateful that they each are seeking the Lord's will for their future."

Josiah officially entered into a courtship with Marjorie on April 6, after getting to know her through taking Spanish lessons with her mother, Analucia. "It's been going very well," he told People at the time. " ... I was very impressed with the way she was with her siblings and her love for the Lord."

Later that month, Josiah and Marjorie made their debut as a couple in a joint video for TLC. "Courtship is like dating with a purpose," Marjorie explained. "It's getting to know each other better in group settings, along with our families and just really asking those tough questions and getting to spend more time together along with family and friends."

In the video, Josiah's older brother, 27-year-old Josh Duggar, gives advice to him about courting.

TLC officially canceled 19 Kids and Counting last month, after the series lost numerous advertisers and sponsors when it was revealed that Josh molested several underage girls -- including his sisters -- when he was a teenager.

http://www.etonline.com/news/169378...s_of_courtship/

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


lol how much yhou wanna bet it's the spanish lessons that turns middle america against them

Buh
May 17, 2008


Alan Smithee posted:

lol how much yhou wanna bet it's the spanish lessons that turns middle america against them

Nah that'll be the inevitable gay kid

HONG KONG SLUMLORD
Apr 21, 2003



Pillbug

Buh posted:

Nah that'll be the inevitable gay kid

Josiah just broke up with his girl because of "the Lord's will" and I bet the Lord is pointing him towards dudes now.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


The Lord is pointing him towards dudes that are also into dudes who have successfully turned themselves straight.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



i said a jim bob jimmy jimmy to the jim jim bob you don't stop the josh with the bang bang duggar

Huxley
Oct 10, 2012





Grimey Drawer

I may not agree with the Jim you Bob, but I'll defend to the death your right to Duggar.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

In the video, Josiah's older brother, 27-year-old Josh Duggar, gives advice to him about courting.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



probably broke up because the girl's family knew that kid wouldn't be able to power through enough times to pop out another dozen kids

alas, poor duggar. i knew him, joratio. a fellow of infinite vests, of most fabulous fancy.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012


gayest duggar finds spine to break up with arranged beard after gay marriage legalized, family oddly religious in explanation for breakup

hes totes gonna be the one who writes a tell-all down the line

Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000




Holy gently caress their house looks like it was decorated at a motel surplus sale

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Even if he's not actually gay it's possible she realized "you have no education, no skills, and your family's gravy train is over. How are we supposed to make a living?"

But hey, congrats on using your freak show family to destroy innocent lives and then write off your awful choices as God's will.

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