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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014


Duggar parents just glad their incestuous molester son isn't gay.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

every time I see them my festering hate is renewed

-Cultish christianity
-Kids raising other kids
-indoctrination of children
-Jim Bob
-Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee
-people kept watching the TV show
-I hope no other countries are watching this
-Other Countries please help us Destroy The South
-gently caress

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!


Agag posted:

Duggar parents just glad their incestuous molester son isn't gay.
Or a non-Christian. They'd flip the gently caress out if any kid became an atheist.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014


Secks Cauldron posted:

Or a non-Christian. They'd flip the gently caress out if any kid became an atheist.

God has already forgiven him, so the rest of us better fall into line.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Melmac posted:

He did it at 17, too.

It's that absolutely confirmed? I feel like that's where it goes from "OK, he was screwed up as a teenager but maybe he's recovered" to "OK, that is seriously deranged".

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



awww is that the doggy??

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



Mike Cuckabee for Duggar FAMILY President

kick out incumbent Bill Clinton!!

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004


I dunno I don't think my contempt for sexual assault changed much from 14-17. Too bad this dude isn't getting jail time, if he locked around any people those I knew in prison he'd have a rough time for sure. That money combined with a sex case...

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012




The Sibling Centipede.

Rated R for Republican.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

I checked my D&D 4e manual and the Duergar aren't supposed to be prone to incest.
Something is really fishy about this case.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

screaming towards the future


Agag posted:

God has already forgiven him, so the rest of us better fall into line.

that didn't fly when karla faye tucker tried to go the god-forgave-me-cause-i'm-born-again route, texas just ended up frying her twice.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



to face my shame and seek the path of forgiveness, jesus has to forgive me sometime.

hmmmm nope. that's all i can think of. jesus.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



the clock finally stopped at 19. any further counting will exist in a state of confusion and combustion.

"19 hail marys and you now must be drunk half the morning"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

lorn Wayne posted:

clue's in the caption

:eyepop:

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014


Gene Hackman Fan posted:

that didn't fly when karla faye tucker tried to go the god-forgave-me-cause-i'm-born-again route, texas just ended up frying her twice.

Another loss for the "but I asked Jesus and he said we were cool" defense.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

Do It Once Right posted:

I checked my D&D 4e manual and the Duergar aren't supposed to be prone to incest.
Something is really fishy about this case.

Take a fumble roll for hand on sister breast.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


Panfilo posted:

Take a fumble roll for hand on sister breast.

What's the Armor Class on a training bra?

If I were his defense attorney id argue that he didn't have the necessary THACK0 to commit these crimes.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


prettty sure dealing with an issue only between the parties involved and using religious principles to come to justice over a civil justice systems is one of the cornerstones of

:jihad: SHARIA LAW :jihad:

Where's the birth certificate Jim Bob??

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the Armor Class on a training bra?

SomethingAwful has shown us that there exist roleplaying manuals which cover this.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002



mdm posted:

prettty sure dealing with an issue only between the parties involved and using religious principles to come to justice over a civil justice systems is one of the cornerstones of

:jihad: SHARIA LAW :jihad:

Where's the birth certificate Jim Bob??

A neighbour came to the gate of Mulla Nasreddin's yard. The Mulla went to meet him outside.
"Would you mind, Mulla," the neighbour asked, "lending me your donkey today? I have some goods to transport to the next town."
The Mulla didn't feel inclined to lend out the animal to that particular man, however. So, not to seem rude, he answered:
"I'm sorry, but I've already lent him to somebody else."
All of a sudden the donkey could be heard braying loudly behind the wall of the yard.
"But Mulla," the neighbour exclaimed. "I can hear it behind that wall!"
"Whom do you believe," the Mulla replied indignantly, "the donkey or your Mulla?

Khorne
May 1, 2002


Please stop making me feel like an even bigger idiot.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




ive forgiven hitler I can probably forgive this dude too

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.



jesus help me

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Panfilo posted:

Take a fumble roll for hand on sister breast.

he accidentally fell into his sister's bed one night.


It's a really big house after all and easy to get lost

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




the literally live in a costco

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015




I looked for the hamburglar.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



RanchoRube posted:

I looked for the hamburglar.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






His technique

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before


Krispy Kareem posted:

I'm not giving Josh a pass on what he did, but can you imagine how awful being a 14 year Duggar boy must be? All you can do is Christian Date, which means side-hugs only. And since you're home-schooled the only ladies you see are probably your sisters. And you can't even whack off in the bathroom without one of your 14 siblings knocking on the door saying, "WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED, JOSH! MOM, JOSH LOCKED THE BATHROOM DOOR AGAIN!"

I saw an episode of this once and it can't be stressed enough that the duggar version of a date is an escorted trip to a pizza restaurant where you literally cannot touch the person.

Let that sink in. You could be dating for like 6 months and you aren't even allowed to hold the other persons hand.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


This story fully explains the phrase people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



man when I was 15 I was wanking it to adult t&a on the blurry spice channel and skinemax as well as highly compressed jpegs on dialup internet

I don't care if he was 14/15, getting aroused by feeling up your 6 year old sis is pedo enough to me

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

New Year, New Me!

Real talk, I think it would be pretty hard to report your son to the police for molestation, I have no idea what I would do in that situation.

Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008



Gatekeeper posted:

awww is that the doggy??

The dog that his son possibly tortured? Sure is.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009



Someone explain to me the logistics of homeschooling 19 kids.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004




I don't get it. You added another picture of Josh?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Elman posted:

Someone explain to me the logistics of homeschooling 19 kids.

Like their negligent parenting, it's not rigorous.

Republican Vampire
Jun 2, 2007



Elman posted:

Someone explain to me the logistics of homeschooling 19 kids.

Basically they make the older kids do all the homeschooling and child-rearing. They have some kinda buddy system.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Elman posted:

Someone explain to me the logistics of homeschooling 19 kids.

It's tough to be sure but the only way to prevent the kids from exposure to the demonic effects of secular sex education mandates. Sex education should be taught by families like God intended.

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