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Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Three Olives posted:

Haha, no, they want all but 144,000 Jews who convert to parish in lakes of fire. The loony evangelicals that love talking about Israel are literally excited to see Israel destroyed and millions of dead Jews. If a nuclear bomb exploded in Israel that would start furiously masterbating because they would think that the second coming of Christ had arrived.

They don't give a poo poo about Israel or Jews or the citizens of Israel, they just think the country has to exist for Jesus to come back and kill us all.

Then why wear a pro Israel shirt?

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Leon Einstein posted:

Then why wear a pro Israel shirt?
Cognitive dissonance.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Leon Einstein posted:

Then why wear a pro Israel shirt?

Because they are afraid that the Muslims are going to destroy Israel before Jesus gets the chance to come back and murder all the Jews.

No, it doesn't make any sense but neither does the any of the bible that they believe to be factual truth straight from the mouth of God.

If you have Netflix watch Waiting for Armageddon if you want to get a better idea about how absolutely insane these people are and how it is really unbelievable that they have a place in modern Republican politics.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

It's why Huckabee opposes the Iran deal (as opposed to the other Republicans who just want another war because yay war!)

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Three Olives posted:

Because they are afraid that the Muslims are going to destroy Israel before Jesus gets the chance to come back and murder all the Jews.

No, it doesn't make any sense but neither does the any of the bible that they believe to be factual truth straight from the mouth of God.

If you have Netflix watch Waiting for Armageddon if you want to get a better idea about how absolutely insane these people are and how it is really unbelievable that they have a place in modern Republican politics.
You can watch it but all you'll get is sad and pissed off.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Fallen Rib

Those Duggars sure are Jewish.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004



Fun Shoe


She married a mutated clone of Aaron Rodgers

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

Casimir Radon posted:

Her voice is even stupider. I want to see Duggar Jonestown.

The Shadow over Jim Bob.

i wonder of there's a special, super secret word that means "everyone bite down on the cyanide pill", like how "nike" means "there's some cleavage and maybe an ankle around kids, don't look at it!!!!"

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Claven666 posted:

i wonder of there's a special, super secret word that means "everyone bite down on the cyanide pill", like how "nike" means "there's some cleavage and maybe an ankle around kids, don't look at it!!!!"

"I'm sorry for everything I put you all through because of my beliefs."

Gotta make sure it's something you'd never say on accident, in passing, or more than once. Similar to "Gosh that Italian family the next table over sure is quiet."

Edit: nvm it'd probably be "I love and support Josiah no matter who he brings home."

Indubitable Leg fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Aug 20, 2015

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

Indubitable Leg posted:

"I'm sorry for everything I put you all through because of my beliefs."

Gotta make sure it's something you'd never say on accident, in passing, or more than once. Similar to "Gosh that Italian family the next table over sure is quiet."

Edit: nvm it'd probably be "I love and support Josiah no matter who he brings home."

"The Bible is a lie"

notsowelp
Oct 12, 2012

Though she is small, she is fierce.


quote:

Statement from Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar:

Please see the statement below from our son Josh regarding recent media stories about him. When we learned of this late last night our hearts were broken. As we continue to place our trust in God we ask for your prayers for Josh, Anna, our grandchildren and our entire family.

Statement from Josh Duggar:

I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values, I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife.

I am so ashamed of the double life that I have been living and am grieved for the hurt, pain and disgrace my sin has caused my wife and family, and most of all Jesus and all those who profess faith in Him.

I brought hurt and a reproach to my family, close friends and the fans of our show with my actions that happened when I was 14-15 years old, and now I have re-broken their trust.

The last few years, while publicly stating I was fighting against immorality in our country, I was hiding my own personal failings.

As I am learning the hard way, we have the freedom to choose to our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences. I deeply regret all hurt I have caused so many by being such a bad example.

I humbly ask for your forgiveness. Please pray for my precious wife Anna and our family during this time.

Josh Duggar

http://duggarfamily.com/2015/8/stat...and-josh-duggar

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Weak.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



watch this, the wife will do jack poo poo because her self worth is poo poo without joshie

dat ol time religion

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Josh is the worst poster boy Christianity ever had, but he's still above the rest of us sinners. Which is funny because he's sinned far more than my godless rear end could in 10 lifetimes.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!




You can bet they wouldn't let him beg for forgiveness if he was caught sucking uncircumcised black dicks in a dirty truck stop out by Bentonville.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




There is always more and it is always worse better.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn




i knew the official family line would be radio silence.

also why is tlc still giving them shows? aside, of course, from the virtual guarantee of a ratings bonanza

e: vv lol did josh figure out the password to the squarespace account in between j/o sessions?

shiksa fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Aug 20, 2015

notsowelp
Oct 12, 2012

Though she is small, she is fierce.


I c/ped directly from the site so they must have just taken it down this second.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Page is back up.

notsowelp
Oct 12, 2012

Though she is small, she is fierce.


http://duggarfamily.com/michelles-b...b0-3f525bc390e1

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004



quote:

Would you prefer to be a financial success or to remain true to your principles? "I'll stick with my principles, thanks."

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

...holy poo poo, it's true?

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!


Jumpingmanjim posted:

Which superpower would you rather have: flight or invisibility? "Invisibility"

Yeah, I bet you would Josh...

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!




happyhippy posted:

Page is back up.

Down again. They must be going crazy in the compound.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

KiteAuraan posted:

Down again. They must be going crazy in the compound.

It's still up here.

http://duggarfamily.com/michelles-b...b0-3f525bc390e1

big business man
Sep 30, 2012




no it's not

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002


The Duggars have an exclusive contract with People magazine. They (accidentally?) posted the statements before People did, so it looks like they're scrambling to fix their mistake.

JIM BOB

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


It is for me. Must be cached or something.

Oh god, what if someone hacked Michelle's blog and this statement is fake?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



i'm still see it on here http://duggarfamily.com/news click on it and you get the not found page

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

People magazine running with the statement now.

http://www.people.com/article/josh-...ction-statement

I can't get over how dumb this statement is. Without this, there was the tiniest, infinitesimal chance his part in this was faked, via an elaborate prank or hack or something. But even that is gone by him making this statement.

Now they'll hunt down the people he cheated with. And the porn sites he registered for. Because you just know he wasn't smart enough to get free porn

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Hypocrite? He profited off of trying to destroy the lives of gay people from way up on his moral high horse. Go jump off a bridge you sick gently caress, your wife and child and really the whole world would be better off that way.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

That People magazine article is blatantly exploiting this for sales. While I have no problem with this, I do have a problem with the Duggars milking their terrible behavior for profit. I thought that apology was fake at first.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.



I wonder if Josh told his siblings how to get porn on their phone.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax


thrawn527 posted:

People magazine running with the statement now.

http://www.people.com/article/josh-...ction-statement

I can't get over how dumb this statement is. Without this, there was the tiniest, infinitesimal chance his part in this was faked, via an elaborate prank or hack or something. But even that is gone by him making this statement.

Now they'll hunt down the people he cheated with. And the porn sites he registered for. Because you just know he wasn't smart enough to get free porn

If it came out that he was watching gay porn......

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
THE VOLKSWAGEN DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

I still think we're going to hit the trifecta and he'll get caught with a gay prostitute, smoking crystal meth eventually. Or maybe just watching gay porn, but I'm really hoping we get the big one.

A man can dream.

Jim Bob

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


Good for Josh, he now has NOTHING TO LOSE!!! Time to buy a convertible Caddy, throw a 12 pack of PBR in the front seat, and smoke crack rock while barreling down the highway to Atlantic City!

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Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

Slothgate posted:

Good for Josh, he now has NOTHING TO LOSE!!! Time to buy a convertible Caddy, throw a 12 pack of PBR in the front seat, and smoke crack rock while barreling down the highway to Atlantic City!

God speed Christian Warrior

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