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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011



Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack.

This hack is paying off so much right now :allears:

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody.

I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this:

(first verse)
I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me
I fooled around, now the media's degrading me
Gawker goes straight for the throat
(I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat)

(pre-chorus)
My fin-gers want to get inside of you!
My boner quivers at the sight of you!
My values are backwards now
The more I am repressed, the more I cry!

Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

etc...

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this:

(first verse)
I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me
I fooled around, now the media's degrading me
Gawker goes straight for the throat
(I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat)

(pre-chorus)
My fin-gers want to get inside of you!
My boner quivers at the sight of you!
My values are backwards now
The more I am repressed, the more I cry!

Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

etc...

Now do "Power of Dug."

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Scyantific posted:

Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack.

This hack is paying off so much right now :allears:

he should make another video of him “surprising” his wife.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jack Gladney posted:

Now do "Power of Dug."

Just a bit:

"Don't have values, don't have shame
They leaked my credit card with my real name
I'm weak and not subtle, and I'm ruining my life
My parents blame my wiiiiiife...

... That's the Power of Dug"

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Aug 21, 2015

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

skaboomizzy posted:

He seems like the kind of guy who takes months or years to get up the nerve to hire a hooker then when he finally does it just cries on her shoulder for two hours

A Christer in the Rhye

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this:

(first verse)
I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me
I fooled around, now the media's degrading me
Gawker goes straight for the throat
(I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat)

(pre-chorus)
My fin-gers want to get inside of you!
My boner quivers at the sight of you!
My values are backwards now
The more I am repressed, the more I cry!

Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

etc...

*sniff* It's more beautiful than I dreamed it could be.

Thank you! :hfive:

Corvus corone
Oct 14, 2012


While I was looking for that "apology" on their dumb rear end website, I came across a pretty hilarious in hindsight article all about our JIM BOB:

quote:

5 Reasons Why Jim Bob Duggar Is A Loving Dad
June 21, 2015
Michelle Duggar

These past 27 years, I have witnessed Jim Bob Duggar demonstrate love to his children in many ways!

Today, I share five with you as we celebrate this Father's Day.

1. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN BY HAVING A LEARNING SPIRIT

...and desiring to become the best dad that he can be!

When he lacks wisdom in what to do, he goes to the best Father for advice, our Heavenly Father.

James 1:5 If any of you lack wisdom, let him ask of God, that giveth to all men liberally, and upbraideth not; and it shall be given him.

He asks God to give him an understanding heart toward each of his children, because he truly wants to know where they are coming from and to lead them in the way that they should go.

He also seeks counsel from those who are wise and who are further down the parenting road than he is.

There is wisdom and advice to be gained from many wise counselors.

That's why he listens to great messages and talks with other dads.

He not only learns from their successes but also from their sorrow over past failures.

To see and understand the consequences of others mistakes helps him to avoid the same pitfalls.

Proverbs 11:14

Where no counsel is, the people fall: but in the multitude of counsellors there is safety.

When he fails, by making a bad judgement or by responding in anger, he quickly humbles himself before God and his family and asks for forgiveness.

He has learned that before honor comes humility.

This is one reason why his children love and admire him so much!

2. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN BY WORKING HARD TO PROVIDE FOR THEIR NEEDS

...and he makes preparation for their future.

1 Timothy 5:8

But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.

He has worked many jobs, some simultaneously, just to make ends meet!

He knows that by training and teaching his children to work hard he can instill a good work ethic in them.

Many times it would be easier for him to do the work himself but instead of taking the easy route, his work training motto is, "Come along side me while I work, I love spending time with you and I want you to learn this important life skill right along with me!"

He has said for years, "My hobby is spending time with my wife and children." Much of this time has been learning to do important life skills together as a family, for example when he decided to build our own house together!

He is willing to help his children in anyway that he can but he is careful not to enable them.

3. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN BY RESTRAINING THEIR SINFUL BEHAVIOR

...by teaching them that true freedom is doing what is right before God regardless of what others, or even their own flesh may want to do!

He has taught his children that freedom is not the right to do what you want but the power to do what you ought.

He does not ignore offenses, nor does he eliminate the penalty or consequence for their offenses.

He teaches his children that God loves them so much, that He will chasten them if they continue to behave in a sinful way, and so will their Daddy.

Hebrews 12:7-11

If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not? But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons. Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live? For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness. Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

4. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN BY BEING THEIR SPIRITUAL SERVANT/LEADER

...as he leads them by his example, knowing that his personal relationship with God is his greatest priority in life.

1 Corinthians 11:1

Be ye followers of me, even as I also am of Christ.

By demonstrating love and respect for his wife he shows his children that he cherishes her and he expects them to follow his example and honor their mother as well.

By asking his children, "How can I pray for you?" They know they have a safe place to share their heart and that their Daddy is ready and willing to pray with them and for them, day or night.

He believes that each of his children are a gift, given to him, from God, and he treats them with respect.

As they walk through good and bad days they know that their Dad finds great joy in them and it is an honor for him to help and encourage them.

He realizes that whoever praises his children will have their hearts.

He has won the hearts of his children because he looks for opportunities to praise their good character on a regular basis.

Proverbs 17:6

Children's children are the crown of old men; and the glory of

children are their fathers.

5. HE LOVES HIS CHILDREN BECAUSE HE ENJOYS HAVING FUN WITH HIS KIDS

...by making special memories with them!

Even after a long days work, he plays with his kids!

He laughs and cuts up with them. He loves spending time with his kids riding bikes, playing broom ball, camping, traveling, or doing something that is of interest to each of them, individually.

When some of our daughters wanted to obtain medical skills, Dad encouraged them to follow their dream. They enrolled in a first responders course, obtained the certification and have served on our local volunteer fire department and have gone on to gain midwifery and doula training.

When one of our sons wanted to learn about flying he spent hours helping that son research about flying and obtain the training that he needed, now that son has reached his goal and is a pilot.

He often sets aside his own plans to be available for his children and he does this willingly with joy not making them feel that they are an "interruption" in his life, but his children know that they are the joy of his life.

Jesus said the greatest among you will be the servant.

Jim Bob is not a perfect Dad but he is a GREAT dad!

Happy Fathers Day 2015 from your children who love and admire you and who are so very grateful for such a LOVING Daddy

I love you Jim Bob and I'm so honored to be your wife!

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Psycho Killer - Talking Heads posted:

You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Eonwe posted:

She is as broken as he is holy gently caress

Maybe, but it is also possible that she does want out, but would never, ever dare express her wishes due to her cult's views on women and their role in a marriage and because she knows they'll throw her out with nothing if she ever asserts any wishes that aren't approved by the cult leaders.

Just like his sisters, we'll never really know what Josh's wife actually wants here.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Scyantific posted:

Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack.

This hack is paying off so much right now :allears:

Fist pumping so hard right now. What is the deal with all these evangelicals having dark poo poo to hide? The bakkers, Ted Haggard, Josh Duggar, this fake miscarriage rear end in a top hat. It's like how the stolen valor fake military guys always claim to have 4 MOH's and be super extra special forces and so on, the loudest ones are the phoniest.

Captain Shortbus
May 14, 2011



And it keeps getting better.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/...detail=facebook

I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



I wish I knew how to edit videos to put Josh Duggar's head on this dude from the BP oil spill ep of South Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u0EL_u4nvw. And then in one scene his sisters are there, in another his wife is there while he has a hooker, in another he has tons of porn. All while just saying "sorry." Because that's all it takes apparently. Oops, sorry, God forgives me, we're all good now. Or maybe with the "we're sorry" that's frequently used, just photoshop a bunch of fundie dudes who have gotten caught into it instead.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008




Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011


who would have thought the pedophile molester would have sex boundary problems?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

one man, one woman, four sisters, a babysitter, countless internet floozies, and probably some buried hookers

#traditionalvalues #makeamericagreatagain #satanfortress

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

traditional values! doobie + duggar <3

btw. that's a very unfortunate hairline for a 26 year old.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


if that's unfortunate for 26, imagine how he felt 37 months ago

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

Nothing strengthens a traditional marriage like loving random Internet chicks.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Through every extramarital sexual encounter I learn a new way to love my wife. I did it all for her benefit and will continue to honor her by researching new ways to love her.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



red19fire posted:

Fist pumping so hard right now. What is the deal with all these evangelicals having dark poo poo to hide? The bakkers, Ted Haggard, Josh Duggar, this fake miscarriage rear end in a top hat. It's like how the stolen valor fake military guys always claim to have 4 MOH's and be super extra special forces and so on, the loudest ones are the phoniest.
if they weren't so holier than thou no one would really care if this dude jacked it on the road or cheated on his wife. This works because they set themselves up.

Well the sister touching obviously was going sink anyone cause wtf

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

PS out the straws and you have him giving the stink eye and she's about to mentality break down.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Do what you want 'cause a Duggar lives free, you are a fundie!

Yar - har - fiddle-dee-dee, being a fundie is all right to be!
Do what you want 'cause a fundie lives free, you are a fundie!

You are a fundie! (pray!)

We got us a book (a book!) to lead us in our silly ways,
Thats all filled up with lies (with lies!) and meanings so abstract.
We'll hold up the book (the book!), while getting us some strange booty
Burst open the book, it's ok cuz we pray!

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? :smith:

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Clochette posted:

I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? :smith:

I mean, do you believe in miracle too?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Clochette posted:

I mean, at least this means he's probably interested in adult women and isn't molesting his daughters, right? :smith:

yes I'm sure that his molesting his six year old sister was a one time thing and he grew out of it

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




It keeps getting even better

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/josh-duggar-scandal-screws-over-random-dj-from-okcupid-profile-2015228

Remember that OK Cupid Photo Josh used?

quote:

Of course the profile picture on the OkCupid account was not one of Duggar. But after a bit of digging around, the outlet discovered that the picture was of a guy whose name pops up when you search "random guy" on Google. That random guy is McCarthy.

McCarthy says he's already lost one DJ gig because the club in question felt he was part of the sex scandal. According to TMZ, the troubled "random guy" is considering legal options for what he feels is, in some way, defamation of character.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you



Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo?

NotReady4thisdc

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


No. 6 posted:

Through every extramarital sexual encounter I learn a new way to love my wife. I did it all for her benefit and will continue to honor her by researching new ways to love her.

Lol like they don't only have missionary sex under the sheets with the lights off.

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Aug 22, 2015

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

canyoneer posted:

Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo?

NotReady4thisdc

buy you don't understand! the duggar men always get what they want no matter what!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Krispy Kareem posted:

What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? That's not Lucifer sitting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear. His first draft was literally, "I am a minion of the Dark Lord."

Maybe the 'heart' part separates this from the mind. Because if I was a God-loving Christian, I'd think twice about taking advice from someone so full of Satan he's got moats, parapets, and maybe a tower or two dedicated to the Fallen Angel. Perhaps he's trying to say, "it's okay guys, all that talk about hating people different than you - that's God's word from my M-I-N-D! Satan was only in charge of this DC!"

Cucked by a Fallen Angel

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



canyoneer posted:

Did Duggar Jr think he could just show up to a liason with another OKCupid user and they wouldn't notice that the balding, melon-headed, beady eyed swamp person looks different than the photo?

NotReady4thisdc

This is the picture he used for his Facebook account:



That guy is Jonathan Blankfein, the son of the Goldman-Sachs CEO. :v:

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Clochette posted:

This is the picture he used for his Facebook account:



That guy is Jonathan Blankfein, the son of the Goldman-Sachs CEO. :v:

I guess jews are acceptable.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Heath posted:

How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting

I do. I only did mine because someone asked.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

This week's People magazine is all about the Duggars and their struggles and the scandals with Josh and how he isn't hanging with the family right now because every time he's photographed with Jim Bob it just drudges up more controversy.

The issue went to print before the Ashley Madison leak. So he was toxic to his own family even before this new poo poo went public.

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Heath posted:

How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting

I scrolled past until you metioned it and I'm glad I scrolled back up. Good stuff.

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Krispy Kareem posted:

This week's People magazine is all about the Duggars and their struggles and the scandals with Josh and how he isn't hanging with the family right now because every time he's photographed with Jim Bob it just drudges up more controversy.

The issue went to print before the Ashley Madison leak. So he was toxic to his own family even before this new poo poo went public.

Calling it now: this isn't going to end without some highly publicized Bob-Brawl between the two of them, which in turn leads to the really nasty poo poo getting dug up by both sides.

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


Regalingualius posted:

Calling it now: this isn't going to end without some highly publicized Bob-Brawl between the two of them, which in turn leads to the really nasty poo poo getting dug up by both sides.

If only.

In reality: they're going to reduce their public profile for a while, removing Josh from all public appearances, and things will continue as normal.

The people who follow the Duggars are not going to stop because the liberal media slanders the Godly family.

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Sudden Loud Noise posted:

The people who follow the Duggars are not going to stop because the liberal media slanders the Godly family.

exactly, and the fact that molestation is a problem among evangelicals means that even that scandal isn't going to put them off the way it does normal people. just look at all the posts from earlier in the thread writing that poo poo off and that they'd touched their cousins and such at that age

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