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Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

serious norman posted:

I like the Duggars more than I like GBS.

bunch of pedos one way or another

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Awkward

http://www.gossipcop.com/josh-dugga...me-celebrating/

quote:

Josh Duggar’s wife Anna is going to stick with him, but she feels their upcoming seventh anniversary is going to be “tough,” because there are “trust issues” and she’s “deeply hurt,” a source exclusively tells Gossip Cop. We’re told they’re going to celebrate their anniversary in September, but Anna’s having a “hard time.”

Our insider says Anna felt the molestation scandal, in which Duggar admitted to inappropriately touching minors, including his sisters, was something done in the past when he was a teen and there’s been forgiveness by some of the affected parties. But with the Ashley Madison scandal, it’s in the present and she’s the victim.

Anna felt with the sexual abuse Duggar had “repented and grown,” says a source, but then the adulterous affairs scandal hit, and again without prior warning, “Anna was blindsided, deeply hurt… It was done to her.” The family insider tells Gossip Cop that Anna “essentially asked, ‘What else haven’t you told me?'”

Also, you cannot have a conversation about Kirk Cameron without KirkBirthday

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



Careful, Kirk, that chocolate was made by a gay heathen!

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


why did they publicize that
was kirk really thinking he'd have the cake himself and the guests would get subway footlongs

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Awkward

http://www.gossipcop.com/josh-dugga...me-celebrating/


Also, you cannot have a conversation about Kirk Cameron without KirkBirthday



eat fresh

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Josh Duggar’s brother-in-law vows: ‘I won’t stop trying to get that pig out of our family’

quote:

Apparently not everyone is as eager to forgive Josh Duggar as his wife, parents and Jesus are.

According to People magazine, Anna Duggar’s brother Daniel Keller is furious over the eldest Duggar son’s recent scandalous admissions, which included secret accounts at the cheating website Ashley Madison and a phony Facebook profile which he used to meet strippers, sex workers and other women.

While Anna has declared that she will stay with her husband in spite of his philandering ways, Keller has taken to social media to voice his disgust with Josh’s behavior.

On Sunday, Jessa Duggar Seewald, Josh’s sister, posted a verse from the Christian Bible’s Gospel of John to Facebook, which read, in part, “But if we walk in the light as he is in the light, and we have fellowship with one another and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.”

“If we confess our sins,” it said, “he is faithful and just to forgive our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.”

In the comments, Keller wrote, “You have to confess and forsake your sin to have mercy. Not sin confess and repeat.”

“Think for a min about the victims,” said Keller in response to a comment left on his post. “Tell me how you would feel if someone cheated on your sister and brought so much disgrace to you and ur family.”

Elsewhere, he wrote, “Confessing and getting caught are two different things. You want to know what happens when you cover ur sin maybe you should go read ur bible instead of beating people over the head with it.”

Thinking about the way his sister has been wronged by Josh Duggar, Keller said, makes him “sick”.

“I have told her I would pay for her to move out here w me and pay for her kidz. I don’t think josh will see that this is a big deal and be truly broken till that happens,” he said.

“I told her I would go get her and her children stay w me. She said she’s staying where she’s at. But I won’t stop trying to get that pig out of our family,” Keller concluded. “I tell you who I don’t give a s— about is that pig she calls her husband.”

The Duggar family will be one of the families featured in an upcoming TLC special about childhood sexual abuse called Breaking the Silence, which airs on Aug. 30 at 10 p.m. Eastern time.

The former stars of the TLC show 19 Kids and Counting have seen a remarkable reversal of their fortunes since it was revealed earlier this year that Josh had molested five girls as a teen, four of whom were his sisters.

Parents JimBob and Michelle Duggar went into damage-control mode, giving what turned out to be a disastrous interview with Fox News’ Megyn Kelly in which the Duggar parents claimed that Josh’s teenage mistakes were normal in any family and that he has since reformed his ways.

TLC canceled 19 Kids and Counting even before the news broke about Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison dalliances and online sex accounts.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004



Do it for the kidz

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

duggars, i love you more each day.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Wow!



Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

i really hope the kids get far away from the duggars.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I like this Keller guy!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I like this Keller guy!

He seems like a real go-getter. At least someone in that community is willing to call the Duggars on their bullshit.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


Pvt.Scott posted:

He seems like a real go-getter. At least someone in that community is willing to call the Duggars on their bullshit.

She has a couple of siblings who are leading somewhat normal lives, including a sister who (gasp) had a child out of wedlock.

HONG KONG SLUMLORD
Apr 21, 2003




Pillbug

Someone start a gofundme account for that Keller guy.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Morbid Hound

serious norman posted:

I like the Duggars more than I like GBS.

hosed up if true.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Ripoff posted:

Someone start a gofundme account for that Keller guy.

gently caress that someone give him a reality show.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


McStabby posted:

She has a couple of siblings who are leading somewhat normal lives, including a sister who (gasp) had a child out of wedlock.

Well, that makes sense why she was "ok" with Josh's sister fingerin' ways. It sounds like her family was close to becoming pariahs in the Quiverful community. Her parents must have been ecstatic when J-Dawg "Eat Fresh" the Duggarer came a'courtin'. Probably the only family desperate enough to take Josh, considering his past.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



If the Keller guy gets a new kitchen, will all be forgiven?

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



it better not stop here

my hope is that things get even worse

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

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BUT WHEN I DO
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:

gently caress that someone give him a reality show.

he's a reasonable person doing reasonable things

so of course he wont be on reality tv

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO


it is the jim duggar. put your hand in the sister

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


Let's not be too hasty about calling Daniel Keller a good guy. Remember he is still a Quiverfull (I assume).

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



Hammurabi posted:

Let's not be too hasty about calling Daniel Keller a good guy. Remember he is still a Quiverfull (I assume).

he swore so probably not

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Broenheim posted:

he's a reasonable person doing reasonable things

so of course he wont be on reality tv

but he might have a fat kid who is addicted to sugar and talks all the time.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Soon it'll be 19 Kids And Counting Down, sponsored by Kool-Aid.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme


her brother in law seems like a bigot against pedos

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004



Nap Ghost

Would have a a beer with that brother in law

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Jim Bob

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007




Top City Homo posted:

her brother in law seems like a bigot against pedos

He's just thinking about those kidz.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I would watch a reality show about Daniel Keller as long as it focused on his quest to strip the Duggars of their power before completely annihilating them in order to avenge his sister, Doran Martell style

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Daniel Keller : The Duggening.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012


Dan the Duggar Hunter

A 21-part series following one mans quest to take down America's most influential quiverfulls

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Demon Of The Fall posted:

Would have a a beer with that brother in law

He's probably like a libertarian - makes one good point you agree with and then everything else coming out of his mouth is bat-poo poo insanity.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Clochette posted:

I would watch a reality show about Daniel Keller as long as it focused on his quest to strip the Duggars of their power before completely annihilating them in order to avenge his sister, Doran Martell style

Jim Bob crushes his head like a melon.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I like this Keller guy!

Neurolimal posted:

Dan the Duggar Hunter

A 21-part series following one mans quest to take down America's most influential quiverfulls

yes please


I work around a few quiverfulls irl and they're incredibly creepy and obnoxious about their beliefs and push religion on people they work with basically all the time

meanwhile the poor moms of the relationships just have a thousand yard stare that would rival most vietnam vets

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Rambling Robot posted:

i really hope the kids get far away from the duggars.

I fear the only way the mother will leave Josh is if she finds him molesting the kids.

Wolfman23x
Nov 23, 2004

a horse of course suggested this avatar in BYOB so me so I purchased it. I think he smells a PS3.

You know I think all this bullshit would subside if Josh would just admit to being a regular guy who likes porn and wimenz and dropped the family religious line bullshit

Oh wait.

He is a pedo. Nevermind. He hosed. Can't undo that one.

Each time you think the ground has bottomed out for this family they get a new shovel and keep digging.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Wolfman23x posted:

You know I think all this bullshit would subside if Josh would just admit to being a regular guy who likes porn and wimenz and dropped the family religious line bullshit

Oh wait.

He is a pedo. Nevermind. He hosed. Can't undo that one.

Each time you think the ground has bottomed out for this family they get a new shovel and keep digging.

At the risk of serious posting, he is a child molester but he may not be a pedophile. Apparently something like half of child molesters are not pedophiles, they don't actually prefer children, they are just opportunistic losers who take whatever they can get and kids are soft targets.


I think part of the problem is that they regard lust as a sin. And popping a boner is obviously a sign of lust, and therefore a sin, instead of being a normal physical thing that happens to dudes all the time. Using masturbation to get rid of the boner is again a big sin. The only non-sin way to deal with a boner is to gently caress your wife. A woman who dresses in a way that 'makes' your dick move when you ogle her is obviously leading you into sin. So every teenage boy is neck deep in sin by default. If you fail to prevent boners (and you will, obviously) then you are just as much a sexual sinner as any adulterer, rapist or child molester. Looking at porn is just as bad as cheating on your wife or molesting your sister.

The whole problem probably could have been avoided with a designated wank closet stocked with tissues and some old sears catalogs.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat






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Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


: were called quiverfulls because i shoot a quiver full of cum in each of my sisters





jim bob

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