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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all






Holy poo poo nike this post pls

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I still can't understand the suppression of basic human needs and desires because of 'faith'. If you're going to shelter your kids for their whole lives, you're simply not allowed to be this surprised and ignorant about the poo poo that happens later.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Angela Christine posted:

At the risk of serious posting, he is a child molester but he may not be a pedophile. Apparently something like half of child molesters are not pedophiles, they don't actually prefer children, they are just opportunistic losers who take whatever they can get and kids are soft targets.


I think part of the problem is that they regard lust as a sin. And popping a boner is obviously a sign of lust, and therefore a sin, instead of being a normal physical thing that happens to dudes all the time. Using masturbation to get rid of the boner is again a big sin. The only non-sin way to deal with a boner is to gently caress your wife. A woman who dresses in a way that 'makes' your dick move when you ogle her is obviously leading you into sin. So every teenage boy is neck deep in sin by default. If you fail to prevent boners (and you will, obviously) then you are just as much a sexual sinner as any adulterer, rapist or child molester. Looking at porn is just as bad as cheating on your wife or molesting your sister.

The whole problem probably could have been avoided with a designated wank closet stocked with tissues and some old sears catalogs.

Honestly, getting caught with strippers and having an Ashley Madison account is the best thing that could have happened for the guy's reputation among normal people, since it suggests that he's actually attracted to adult women and Anna isn't just a beard. He is/was a situational offender, not a preferential one. This means that his risk of recidivism is low since he's not sexually fixated on children. He's still a sexual deviant, but not necessarily a pedophile.

It's kind of scary to think about, though. If he hadn't had access to an unrestricted internet and the ability to visit strip clubs while traveling, his two daughters may have been his only outlet, as his sisters once were.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

Krispy Kareem posted:

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

"heh, maybe it's the goons that are the hosed up ones "

no, it's actually the guy that molested 5 children.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Krispy Kareem posted:

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

eat fresh

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Affe mk2 posted:

"heh, maybe it's the goons that are the hosed up ones "

no, it's actually the guy that molested 5 children.

Just saying, it's one thing to find joy in the downfall of a mean person or family. Something entirely different to repeatedly speculate how much the father Jim Bob was abusing the girls or whether there was a quiverfull (how many ounces is that) of cum involved.

At some point it gees beyond mocking and turns into fantasies.

egon_beeblebrox
Feb 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.






lol

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


Krispy Kareem posted:

Just saying, it's one thing to find joy in the downfall of a mean person or family. Something entirely different to repeatedly speculate how much the father Jim Bob was abusing the girls or whether there was a quiverfull (how many ounces is that) of cum involved.

At some point it gees beyond mocking and turns into fantasies.

hey listen here buddy my pun was hilarious and you know it

EDIT: though i do feel slightly bad now

jim bob

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


Krispy Kareem posted:

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

Hey now I only pretend your mom is mine so it's cool.

Same with microwaves mom

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005


Grimey Drawer

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Who will be the first Duggar to kill themselves? Aside from the miscarried fetuses I mean.

How is it the "adult entertainment industry" has managed to get one of the girls to do porn yet?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Bedevere posted:

How is it the "adult entertainment industry" has managed to get one of the girls to do porn yet?

I assume you mean 'hasn't', and my answer is 'goddammit, we're trying!'

I have no idea if we're trying or not.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Krispy Kareem posted:

Boy, a surprising number of goons fantasize about incest.

Man, I tell you what, I would push in my imaginary sister's poo poo.

koreban
Apr 4, 2008

I guess we all learned that trying to get along is way better than p. . .player hatin'.


Fun Shoe

Somewhat surprised no one's made this connection yet





I couldn't un-see it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Porn star stripper details 'terrifying' rough sex she had with disgraced Josh Duggar TWICE while his wife was pregnant with their fourth child
Porn star Danica Dillon says she had sex twice with married Josh Duggar
Under lie detector test she told how they had unprotected 'rough' sessions
Anna Duggar was at least five months pregnant at the time of the trysts
Dillon, a porn star since 2009, said reality star was 'terrifying' in bedroom
She also claims the evangelical paid her $1,500 after one encounter
Dillon said she is sure there are 'plenty' of women waiting to come forward
Comes after the family values lobbyist confessed to having porn addiction and being unfaithful to his wife after being outed as Ashley Madison user


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l#ixzz3jvmXVeaw
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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Oh godDAMN, I hope that's true. And that Anne leaves him. All of this sucks for her, but hey... it probably sucked to be part of the Duggar crew to begin with.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Oh come on, that isn't even close to true. You really think Josh Duggar is some kind of sex machine that's going to impress, for better or worse, an experienced stripper/pornstar? That's the least believable thing I've seen from The Daily Mail this week.

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011


This poo poo keeps getting better

Although I feel bad for his wife

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Original story is from in touch weekly, sorry guys I missed up quoting the daily heil there.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Nm

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...ca-dillon-68130

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


jim bob

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


univbee posted:

Oh come on, that isn't even close to true. You really think Josh Duggar is some kind of sex machine that's going to impress, for better or worse, an experienced stripper/pornstar? That's the least believable thing I've seen from The Daily Mail this week.

No, the point is he's a sexually repressed Christian and angry about it. When he gets some strange he takes it out on the ladies in a not nice way, and possibly fellas too. Probably At least one gay encounter for "research purposes."

E: the point is he's a "beast" in the bedroom, but not in the positive connotation.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

poor jim bob!!!!

satan is everywhere.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





Pvt.Scott posted:

No, the point is he's a sexually repressed Christian and angry about it. When he gets some strange he takes it out on the ladies in a not nice way, and possibly fellas too. Probably At least one gay encounter for "research purposes."

Probably a mix of truth and playing-things-up for news purposes. If he did really go all scary hulk I hope he didn't traumatize anyone. I also hope if he tried that poo poo with multiple people, at least one turned it around and took him down a peg.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

"Forget it Jake, it's Sooze-Town" Is that me? Am I the Suddenly Sooze-Town of people??


univbee posted:

Oh come on, that isn't even close to true. You really think Josh Duggar is some kind of sex machine that's going to impress, for better or worse, an experienced stripper/pornstar? That's the least believable thing I've seen from The Daily Mail this week.

Right?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.




univbee posted:

Probably a mix of truth and playing-things-up for news purposes. If he did really go all scary hulk I hope he didn't traumatize anyone. I also hope if he tried that poo poo with multiple people, at least one turned it around and took him down a peg.

I see what you did there.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Guys who follow porn star careers as if they are celebrities are always gross as hell.

InTouch Weekly posted:

“He walked into the Gold Club like a normal patron and said he’d been a fan for a long time and has watched my career grow — he even said from before my boob job until recently — and that he loved watching my very first scene on [an adult website],” she tells In Touch. “Then it got creepy.”


How do you know you've hit rock bottom?

A prostitute whose career Josh followed posted:

“I actually really hope that his wife leaves him and takes his children away from him and leaves him a lonely, bitter man. I don’t think he deserves happiness.”

I have this image in my head of half a dozen somber Duggar family meetings that end with Jim Bob asking, "Are you 100% sure that there's nothing else you're forgetting?"

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012


Is he going home and having nice Christian sex with his wife or is she getting the full Duggar experience?

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005



Hoo boy, I was teetering on the edge of feeling bad for the guy since he is clearly a product of the oppressive and repressive quiverfull lifestyle, but goddamn

                          jim bob          

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


You know, Nike should really get in on all of this.

"Ruin your life: Just Do It"

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Do It Once Right posted:

I have this image in my head of half a dozen somber Duggar family meetings that end with Jim Bob asking, "Are you 100% sure that there's nothing else you're forgetting?"

I get the feeling this is one of those situations where you could just about fill the Grand Canyon with the skeletons in Josh Duggar's closet.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



Who cares about Josh anymore, I want the deets on Daddy Jimbo

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

A MIRACLE posted:

Who cares about Josh anymore, I want the deets on Daddy Jimbo

He's only 50. It'll be a decade or two before he has a divine revelation and decides he needs to marry a few child brides to continue to spread his seed.

For now he seems content to get off by brutalizing his family and removing the batteries from infant toys which play music, so his children don't become possessed of an evil lust to dance.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Well September's wedding anniversary is going to be awkward

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



quote:

Shortly after In Touch broke news that Josh Duggar was entering rehab for addiction, his family has confirmed he checked into a treatment facility, yesterday, Aug. 25.

Their statement reads:

“We are so thankful for the outpouring of love, care and prayers for our family during this most difficult situation with Josh. As parents we are so deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions. His wrong choices have deeply hurt his precious wife and children and have negatively affected so many others. He has also brought great insult to the values and faith we hold dear. Yesterday Josh checked himself into a long-term treatment center. For him it will be a long journey toward wholeness and recovery. We pray that in this he comes to complete repentance and sincere change. In the meantime, we will be offering our love, care and devoted support to Anna and our grandchildren as she also receives counsel and help for her own heart and future. During this time we continue to look to God—He is our rock and comfort. We ask for your continued prayers for our entire family.”

lol

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





New season of Celebrity Rehab lookin' good.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




quote:

In Touch has learned exclusively it is a faith-based rehab.


If porn star was at fault

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014



anna won't get "council", she'll get a healthy christian beating. as the wife, it was her job to prevent this poo poo from happening. she obv didn't spread her legs for him enough

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Rehab for what exactly? Are we adding drug/alcohol addiction to the list or are we pretending like there is more to this then him being horribly repressed sexually and enjoying pornography like a normal human?

I mean he is a terrible human in general but him enjoying porn and not wanting to gently caress the ugly woman that he was in an arranged marriage with by his fundy parents before he was able to legally drink is not an "addiction".

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