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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


You can't talk to the girls

who cares.

can you touch?

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Rambling Robot posted:

who cares.

can you touch?

only if they don't consent!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all




Neurolimal posted:

Stripping naked and hitting a pac-man plushie with a wiimote-nunchuk while robed individuals around you call you gamer slurs such as "noob" and "scrub"

isn't this the plot of Pixels

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

We Can Help WIth:

Alcohol - Aerosol sniffing - Amphetamines - Anti Depressants - Bulimia - Barbiturates - Betting - Beastiality - Body Building - Codependency - Cocaine and Crack Cocaine - Caffeine - Drugs - Ecstasy - Exercising - Food addiction - Gambling - Heroin - Huffing - Opium - Kleptomania - Love - Liquor - LSD - Masturbation - Muscle Relaxants - Marijuana - Methamphetamine - Nicotine - Narcotics - Overeating - Oxycotton - Oxycontin - Drugs - Pornography - Pain Killers - Sedatives - Sex Addiction - Shopping - Self Harm - Sniffing Solvents - Sleeping Pills - Speed - Steroids - Tobacco - Tramadol - Tranquilizers - Ultram - Valium - Vicodin - Video - Video Games - Weed - Weightlifting - XXX


http://www.addictionhelp4u.com/about-2

Good thing they cover both regular porn and XXX. A one-stop shop

WayAbvPar
Mar 11, 2009

Ah- Smug Mode.



I don't see Duggaring or Jim Bobbing on that list.

Jim Bob

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Code Jockey posted:

isn't this the plot of Pixels

you're thinking of call of duty black ops ii

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



Where can one procure some of that Oxycotton?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

We Can Help WIth:

Alcohol - Aerosol sniffing - Amphetamines - Anti Depressants - Bulimia - Barbiturates - Betting - Beastiality - Body Building - Codependency - Cocaine and Crack Cocaine - Caffeine - Drugs - Ecstasy - Exercising - Food addiction - Gambling - Heroin - Huffing - Opium - Kleptomania - Love - Liquor - LSD - Masturbation - Muscle Relaxants - Marijuana - Methamphetamine - Nicotine - Narcotics - Overeating - Oxycotton - Oxycontin - Drugs - Pornography - Pain Killers - Sedatives - Sex Addiction - Shopping - Self Harm - Sniffing Solvents - Sleeping Pills - Speed - Steroids - Tobacco - Tramadol - Tranquilizers - Ultram - Valium - Vicodin - Video - Video Games - Weed - Weightlifting - XXX


http://www.addictionhelp4u.com/about-2

i guess it's easy to cover all those vices if they all have the same answer "read the dang bible!"

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


"I will not let you enter through me," says the jamb of the door, "unless you tell me my name."

"Jim-bob in the Place of Truth is your name."


~ Extract from the New Kingdom Book of the Dead

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


Do It Once Right posted:

The scary thing (no lie) is that this isn't even the conversion therapy article I was googling for. I wanted the one where the gay participant was naked beating an effigy of his mom with a tennis racket while surrounded by people yelling gay slurs at him. I just didn't search too hard.

I'm sure J-Dugs is getting equivalent quality care in his christian rehab.

Who else is hard as a diamond right now?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

can they help with jimbobing?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


They can cure my body building?

Must stop liftin weights

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Jumpingmanjim posted:

They can cure my body building?

Must stop liftin weights

I mean I guess that's legitimate, literally every body builder has crazy body image stuff

for video games they probably just make you walk outside during a raid

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



it's cool that they can cure a love addiction

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


I hope all women learn from this that you need to give up the booty hole.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Rambling Robot posted:

can they help with jimbobing?

if your husband has jailed you in his rape dungeon, this is normal church behaviour and we condone it

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Flying your brother to sex addiction rehab in your family's light plane in the dead of night. Just another day in the life of John Duggar.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Aug 26, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



This is appalling.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Flying your brother to sex addiction rehab in your family's light plane in the dead of night. Just another day in the life of John Duggar.

tlc, now see what you're missing by not giving the duggars millions of dollars!

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Buh posted:

Of course all the treatments are homoerotic as poo poo. Of course they are.

Josh is going to come out of this even worse than before. He'll get caught loving rent boys a few months after he gets out of rehab since now he's developed that taste.

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Morbid Hound

canyoneer posted:

Good thing they cover both regular porn and XXX. A one-stop shop

Actually the latter is for fans of

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless



The more I hear about this rear end in a top hat the more I think it's directly his fault his kid's turned out hosed up.

Why was TLC making a show out of what amounts to a Goddamn cult leader and trying to make it sweet?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Blazing Ownager posted:

The more I hear about this rear end in a top hat the more I think it's directly his fault his kid's turned out hosed up.

Why was TLC making a show out of what amounts to a Goddamn cult leader and trying to make it sweet?

the same reason they made a "sweet" show about the "Honey Boo Boo" creature.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Shitposting 24/7 without regrets. my parents would be proud.



didnt jim bob imply his wife was the town bicycle before he married her and straighten her out. also he sounds like a massive dick and i would surprise me if he diddles his kids.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Dapper_Swindler posted:

didnt jim bob imply his wife was the town bicycle before he married her and straighten her out.

Ohhh, I must hear more about this

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Blazing Ownager posted:

The more I hear about this rear end in a top hat the more I think it's directly his fault his kid's turned out hosed up.

Why was TLC making a show out of what amounts to a Goddamn cult leader and trying to make it sweet?

That's what TLC does. If they didn't do it, they wouldn't be TLC.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ohhh, I must hear more about this

She was a cheerleader, skimpy little outfit and everything. I think she said she had had other boyfriends before JIM BOOB too

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

it's cool that they can cure a love addiction

Truly the scourge of our age

"Hi, I'm Jim Bob and I... love everything"

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




First sighting since rough sex scandal

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

This is going to sound crazy, but I will defend Josh here, (very slightly and very provisionally)

You see if he had grown up in a house without the misogyny, sexual repression, and religious dogma, then he would still be an arsehole. But had he grown up in that house, he would have been able to talk to/look at women who weren't his sisters at the age of 14. He would have been able to have a crafty wank to a lingerie catalogue when he felt horny. He (hopefully), would have been taught a measure of responsibility and that everything bad wasn't demons/women/the outside worlds fault.

He still would have been a useless conservative manbaby that cheats on his wife with strippers, but that is where it would have ended. We would all go "haha you cheated on your wife and got caught. haha." and moved on. He, (and his wife and kids), would have moved on too. Either to forgiveness, or divorce, or whatever, but life would have moved on and all would be cool with the world.

But instead he is balls deep in this insane misogynistic fundie cult that caused him to have such a hosed up view of sexuality, and women and a lack of personal responsibility that he molested 5 year olds and claimed it was their fault. He still gets horny as an adult, so he cheats on his wife and blames a satanic treefort. And he keeps swimming deeper and deeper into a world where it is not his fault, and all he has to do is love Jesus better and in the right way.

So Josh may be an arsehole, but my contempt goes to the system that creaded him, and enslaves all the poor women around him. (Anna who wont get a divorce because of the 'shame' it would cause etc.)

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

We Can Help WIth:

Alcohol - Aerosol sniffing - Amphetamines - Anti Depressants - Bulimia - Barbiturates - Betting - Beastiality - Body Building - Codependency - Cocaine and Crack Cocaine - Caffeine - Drugs - Ecstasy - Exercising - Food addiction - Gambling - Heroin - Huffing - Opium - Kleptomania - Love - Liquor - LSD - Masturbation - Muscle Relaxants - Marijuana - Methamphetamine - Nicotine - Narcotics - Overeating - Oxycotton - Oxycontin - Drugs - Pornography - Pain Killers - Sedatives - Sex Addiction - Shopping - Self Harm - Sniffing Solvents - Sleeping Pills - Speed - Steroids - Tobacco - Tramadol - Tranquilizers - Ultram - Valium - Vicodin - Video - Video Games - Weed - Weightlifting - XXX


http://www.addictionhelp4u.com/about-2

I scored 16!

But drugs is listed twice.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


BrigadierSensible posted:

This is going to sound crazy, but I will defend Josh here, (very slightly and very provisionally)

You see if he had grown up in a house without the misogyny, sexual repression, and religious dogma, then he would still be an arsehole. But had he grown up in that house, he would have been able to talk to/look at women who weren't his sisters at the age of 14. He would have been able to have a crafty wank to a lingerie catalogue when he felt horny. He (hopefully), would have been taught a measure of responsibility and that everything bad wasn't demons/women/the outside worlds fault.

He still would have been a useless conservative manbaby that cheats on his wife with strippers, but that is where it would have ended. We would all go "haha you cheated on your wife and got caught. haha." and moved on. He, (and his wife and kids), would have moved on too. Either to forgiveness, or divorce, or whatever, but life would have moved on and all would be cool with the world.

But instead he is balls deep in this insane misogynistic fundie cult that caused him to have such a hosed up view of sexuality, and women and a lack of personal responsibility that he molested 5 year olds and claimed it was their fault. He still gets horny as an adult, so he cheats on his wife and blames a satanic treefort. And he keeps swimming deeper and deeper into a world where it is not his fault, and all he has to do is love Jesus better and in the right way.

So Josh may be an arsehole, but my contempt goes to the system that creaded him, and enslaves all the poor women around him. (Anna who wont get a divorce because of the 'shame' it would cause etc.)

It's not that we don't all understand that Jim Bob* is ultimately to blame for Josh's issues. It's just that the only way to fix those issues is to kill the entire family.

*Rim Job

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


BrigadierSensible posted:

So Josh may be an arsehole, but my contempt goes to the system that creaded him, and enslaves all the poor women around him. (Anna who wont get a divorce because of the 'shame' it would cause etc.)

This might explain the molestation when he was a teenager, but I have nothing but contempt for him regarding lobbying for the FRC while engaging in the very lifestyle they oppose.

He can go get hosed in every conceivable way someone can get hosed as far as I'm concerned.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


When I found out they bought their pilot son a Cirrus airplane I was like that makes no sense unless they just have shitloads of money laying around (For those that don't know Cirrus makes very high end single engine small planes, they are basically flying luxury cars and target rich people flying as a hobby).

And then I thought about it some more and the Duggars are evil geniuses. Buy the plane as a ministry expense (Their family is seriously set up as a church), then at all their appearances they ask for "travel expenses", bill those travel expenses to their own airplane and pay their son a handsome salary as pilot.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Josh Bob is a pilot? I guess when they were teaching him to nail stewardesses at school nobody ever figured they'd be his sisters.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Josh is not afraid of heights, he has been over 10 feet

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Crusty Nutsack posted:

She was a cheerleader, skimpy little outfit and everything. I think she said she had had other boyfriends before JIM BOOB too

Oh my god, that whore.

Seriously, though, I should have known that 'town bicycle' to good ol' JB* means any lady who has ever shown their bare shoulders in public.


* - Jim Bob

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I found this article from last year

Hot Mama! ’19 Kids And Counting’ Star Michelle Duggar’s Wild Past Exposed In 10 Shocking Photos



quote:

She’s always covered up now, but Michelle used to love to flaunt her curves. “Her neighbors used to complain because she’d mow the lawn in a bikini and wear short skirts!” Raymond Yeatman, whose daughter Lisa was a high school friend of Michelle, said. In fact, Yeatman says, “They were always trying to get her to cover up her legs. And so were her parents!” Now, it’s been decades since her thighs have seen the light of day.

Michelle “was a very pretty, very popular cheerleader who definitely dated a few guys before Jim Bob,” Roblee added. “I can’t believe she’s changed so much!” he said. “The cheerleaders and football players all hung out and partied together, and she was part of that group,” Roblee revealed. Now, she’s almost always by Jim Bob’s side.

The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Michelle is the bicycle of the family because she's the only female to have worn something besides a full length prairie skirt at some point, the filthy harlot.

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Buh
May 17, 2008



quote:

He was also advised to spend time naked with his father at a bathhouse, and to spend more time at the gym.
Where I'm from 'bathhouse' inevitably means 'house of gay sex', whether openly or clandestinely. Do people actually go to them to have a sauna in the states or did they seriously just recommend 'go bond with your dad by watching a bunch of dudes banging'

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