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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



she prob did front hugs frankly she is lucky a strong christian man firmly showed her the true path of submission to her husband

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Buh posted:

Where I'm from 'bathhouse' inevitably means 'house of gay sex', whether openly or clandestinely. Do people actually go to them to have a sauna in the states or did they seriously just recommend 'go bond with your dad by watching a bunch of dudes banging'

Northwest Arkansas is a big den of republican fundies. Of course it's a house of gay sex. They just make sure to say "Sorry Jesus, my bad" when they get caught.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Lord of Pie posted:

Michelle is the bicycle of the family because she's the only female to have worn something besides a full length prairie skirt at some point, the filthy harlot.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I don't mind taking charity,
From those that I despise

Buh posted:

Where I'm from 'bathhouse' inevitably means 'house of gay sex', whether openly or clandestinely. Do people actually go to them to have a sauna in the states or did they seriously just recommend 'go bond with your dad by watching a bunch of dudes banging'

Here in Korea, bathhouses are large communal rooms with showers and baths. They are segregated by gender, and whilst not mandatory, it is common for men to walk around naked in them whilst washing. Also it is common for fathers to wash their small sons. I would imagine it is the same in teh female baths. Again this is all communal.

Everyone I speak to sees no problem with this. It is not sexual in any way shape or form, it is all about family bonding, and cleanliness. You wash yourself, then put on clothes to hang out at the sauna/general area of the bathhouse. It's a fun thing for the whole family. There's even one at Incheon airport for weary travelers to freshen themselves up.

But given that this is coming from a "pray the gay away" camp, I would imagine that the repressed pervs that run it are thinking more along your lines.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Say Nothing posted:

I scored 16!

But drugs is listed twice.

drat, I only got 15

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

olives of shit


Buh posted:

Where I'm from 'bathhouse' inevitably means 'house of gay sex', whether openly or clandestinely. Do people actually go to them to have a sauna in the states or did they seriously just recommend 'go bond with your dad by watching a bunch of dudes banging'

I think they mean more what most people would call a spa. Go to a high end spa and the bath portion of it is just stuffed with naked old guys not having sex. I think the more traditional bath houses kind of got ruined for the gay bathhouses that we commonly know today.

I dabble a tiny bit in historic preservation and I still get thrown when they mention a bathhouse, bathhouse might be closer to what we would call a very liberal low frills locker room today, communal shower, sitting areas, lots of naked guys standing around being naked back before conventional locker room etiquette even among guys that don't mind being naked at all in front of other guys being generally be as naked as little as possible in the room.

Bathhouse used to be fairly common at public pools, lakes, beaches, basically anywhere people would expect to get dirty and want to shower and change before coming home.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Aug 27, 2015

Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Before the hack, my vague impression was that Ashley Madison consisted of a few million men getting catfished by bots because there were basically zero actual women on the site. The hack seems to confirm that impression. So how did a corn-fed goober like Josh Duggar actually find one, much less sleep with one?

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Captain von Trapp posted:

Before the hack, my vague impression was that Ashley Madison consisted of a few million men getting catfished by bots because there were basically zero actual women on the site. The hack seems to confirm that impression. So how did a corn-fed goober like Josh Duggar actually find one, much less sleep with one?

Considering how sheltered he was, he was probably genuinely fooled by the message bots/generic messages from interns.

I'm guessing he hooked up with the pornstar while in vegas on a 'fact finding' mission.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I don't mind taking charity,
From those that I despise

red19fire posted:

Considering how sheltered he was, he was probably genuinely fooled by the message bots/generic messages from interns.

I'm guessing he hooked up with the pornstar while in vegas on a 'fact finding' mission.

That's one of the things for me. Given his sheltered/isolated/fundie background, how did he manage to get the balls to go into a strip club and start chatting up the strippers?

The first time I went to the strippers, (I was 18), I was terrified. Now I know if I had been a repressed married arsehole instead of being a nervous timid teenager, one of them might have hosed me.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Clochette posted:

I found this article from last year

Hot Mama! ’19 Kids And Counting’ Star Michelle Duggar’s Wild Past Exposed In 10 Shocking Photos




The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual.

I got a Nike ad on that page



lol

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


EDIT: ^^^^ Hahaha, beautiful.

Clochette posted:

The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual.

Yeah, I've seen some misleading titles over the years, but this one just takes the Duggar taco there. "10 SHOCKING PHOTOS". No no, one photo, not shocking, and all of the others have already been shown on their show, or are from the show.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005



Say Nothing posted:

I scored 16!

But drugs is listed twice.

38

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Clochette posted:

I found this article from last year

Hot Mama! ’19 Kids And Counting’ Star Michelle Duggar’s Wild Past Exposed In 10 Shocking Photos




The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual.
What a whore

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001




Looking forward to the inevitable protests at the site, I forgot that RU was either started here or is the headquarters or whatever the gently caress they do

Buh
May 17, 2008


BrigadierSensible posted:

Here in Korea, bathhouses are large communal rooms with showers and baths. They are segregated by gender, and whilst not mandatory, it is common for men to walk around naked in them whilst washing. Also it is common for fathers to wash their small sons. I would imagine it is the same in teh female baths. Again this is all communal.

There's a Korean-style one in my city but I'd say it's 10% old Korean dudes and 90% exhibitionists/closeted gays who can't bring themselves to go to the ones that admit they're for gay sex.
It's kind of a shame because casual nudity is fun, sex is fun; having ten dudes watching you closely for some minute sign of being attracted to them isn't fun. Especially when you know it would all go to hell if you just went 'sex?'

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls


This is on the Syracuse university campus. She once threatened to call the cops on my friends downtown because they held hands and stared at her husband when he has his sign out.

She found one in the coffee shop across the street and he told her he didn't give a poo poo

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Casimir Radon posted:

What a whore

You just know Josh has jacked it to that picture.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


This isn't the first time I've heard of "having boys and men together naked is a good way to keep them from turning gay" from conservative fundies:

James Dobson posted:

Meanwhile, the boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.

Buh
May 17, 2008


Geoj posted:

He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.

What is it about fundementalists that makes them so blind to the most obvious innuendo?

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Buh posted:

What is it about fundementalists that makes them so blind to the most obvious innuendo?

I think it has to do with the fact that their belief system is literal. Much like the guy on the house of science, space, and technology when he said "only God could destroy the earth when he so chooses." It's not hyperbole claiming that human interaction with the planet is small, it's stated as matter of fact. There's probably a sizable correlation between fundamentalist beliefs and lack of abstract thinking.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



hey dad i couldn't help but no....no no no dad no

Buh
May 17, 2008


My parents didn't give a poo poo about being naked in their own home and fair play to em. It only becomes creepy when you attach all this bullshit meaning to it. Dude wasn't safeguarding my masculine journey he just didn't like wearing pants

also so excited for this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_EWr2GJ5A

Buh fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Aug 27, 2015

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!


Geoj posted:

This isn't the first time I've heard of "having boys and men together naked is a good way to keep them from turning gay" from conservative fundies:





They seem to conflate gender and sexuality. so really you just need to remind a gay man that he's a man in order for his sexuality to normalize itself! huzzah!

Buh
May 17, 2008


Crusty Nutsack posted:

They seem to conflate gender and sexuality. so really you just need to remind a gay man that he's a man in order for his sexuality to normalize itself! huzzah!

Biological sex, gender, gender roles, stereotypes, sexuality, marraige and parenthood are all just lumped together because they never have grown up conversations about any of them and don't understand poo poo.
In their world having a penis makes it your job to follow every tiny, stupid male stereotype; to be heterosexual and subjugate/impregnate a wife; to raise your children in whatever creepy dominating fashion favoured by your sect.

Any variation from any of these things makes you a Homo, a monolithic term that encompasses every kind of man who fail in his Christian duty or whatever.

Buh fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Aug 27, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Alien Arcana posted:

I feel like if you subtracted the religious shaming from all of this, what was left would make for a pretty good gay porn movie.
The first time I read that I thought it said minor.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


Pvt.Scott posted:

No, the point is he's a sexually repressed Christian and angry about it. When he gets some strange he takes it out on the ladies in a not nice way, and possibly fellas too. Probably At least one gay encounter for "research purposes."

E: the point is he's a "beast" in the bedroom, but not in the positive connotation.

Why wouldn't he treat them like poo poo? They are sluts having sex outside of marriage. Jezebels. Like Eve they are leading him into sin. They are the ones who made his dick move against his will, rendering him helpless. They deserve to be punished.


Hopefully the faith based treatment works, so he doesn't have to become a serial killer to rid the world of all these remorseless whores.

I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



It isn't surprising that a dude raised in a culture where women are second-class and below him would treat a woman he's having sex with like an object. He clearly doesn't care about if the woman is having a good time or not. I mean drat, didn't he notice she was frightened? Or did he just not care?

Another telling thing is that he said he thought it was okay to treat her like that since she does poo poo like that in her videos. He clearly doesn't understand that porn is staged and fake.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



I Dunno posted:

Another telling thing is that he said he thought it was okay to treat her like that since she does poo poo like that in her videos. He clearly doesn't understand that porn is staged and fake.

poo poo, did he really say that?

I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



The Bible posted:

poo poo, did he really say that?

Yeah, in the Daily Mail article it says:

Daily Mail posted:

After that experience, she said Duggar tracked her down a second time while she was working in Creekside Cabaret in Colmar, Pennsylvania, and offered her a substantial amount of money to spend a second night with her.
He approached her the second time with an apology.
'He said something along the lines of, "I'm sorry, i was not in my right mind.. that's what you do in your movies , so i figured you'd be OK with it,"' she told the magazine.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



From a few pages back but lol at how the therapy place Josh is going to has blank workbooks that you fill in the blanks for.

I went to an intro CutCo training session before bailing and that's exactly what they did to skirt around the legal problems of telling you made up bullshit about their knives or saying higher end knives like Henkel are inferior poo poo. They're probably doing the same thing, but for therapy, and claiming it's a more interactive way to learn.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


As if I'd expect these fundies to even remotely acknowledge the difference between gender identity and sexual preference; "Hey, you might be gay, so let's do a bunch of MALE STUFF HUUR LIKE BE NAKED".

Dudes... A) you're wrong for trying to 'fix homosexuality', 2) Reaffirming how male you are doesn't dissuade being gay... At all, and D) You're not even beginning to do it right, anyway.

Those gay conversions should get them blow jobs from female strippers. I don't agree that being gay is wrong, but they really have no idea where to even start.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Jim bob


Also, being around a bunch of naked sweaty old men is gay as heck, "bathhouse" or no.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes


What exactly makes courdory a sin? Its a fairly comfortable material and makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!






My stepdad is part of that RU poo poo at his church. Guess who he brings over every holiday for dinner? 2-3 of these loving weirdos. At Easter it was this fat 60 year old creep fresh out of the pen, did 5 years for loving a retarded kid when he was supposed to be giving him haircuts.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

ASK ME WHY THE HYUNDAI KONA IS THE GREATEST CAR ON GOD'S EARTH, I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ON THIS SUBJECT


Blizzy_Cow posted:

What exactly makes courdory a sin? Its a fairly comfortable material and makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together.

My guess its it's blended fabric, which is forbidden and sinful, but I'm not sure.

Leviticus is full of crazy-rear end poo poo.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Blizzy_Cow posted:

What exactly makes courdory a sin? Its a fairly comfortable material and makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together.

It makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together, therefore encouraging the person wearing it to rub their legs together like a harlot.

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


when you think about it loving buttholes does seem like a very "male" thing to do so maybe there on to something with making there gay fix be hilariously gay

and by "something" I mean a way to make my dick really really hard

EDIT: jim bob

Hammurabi fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Aug 27, 2015

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.



Dave Mustaine really went downhill when he stopped doing coke.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



cumshitter posted:

From a few pages back but lol at how the therapy place Josh is going to has blank workbooks that you fill in the blanks for.

I went to an intro CutCo training session before bailing and that's exactly what they did to skirt around the legal problems of telling you made up bullshit about their knives or saying higher end knives like Henkel are inferior poo poo. They're probably doing the same thing, but for therapy, and claiming it's a more interactive way to learn.

Don't forget the topical series! Sounds like quite a party

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The Bible
May 8, 2010



Blizzy_Cow posted:

What exactly makes courdory a sin? Its a fairly comfortable material and makes a fun noise when you rub your legs together.

Leviticus 19:19
'You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.'

It comes from the very same book that decries homosexuality (according to some very shaky translation), but it is hard to follow so they just ignore it.

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