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Killer_B
May 22, 2005


Angela Christine posted:

It's also entirely possible that they find the idea of things like putting your mouth on genitalia to be revolting. Blowjobs were pretty freaky 50 years ago, not something a good girl would ever do. 100 years ago even most non-french prostitutes wouldn't do it. Without porn to tell you this is a normal thing everybody does, oral and anal can seem pretty out there.

It depends what their views on sodomy are, it always seemed that more catholics made a big deal about that when I was growing up; Remember, in many circles, sodomy isn't referring exclusively to anal penetration...It's got the context set to include oral penetration as well.

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Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

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crazycarl posted:

They should ask Robert Palmer if they can use his song for the people needing treatment for love addiction

Well, I've given up exercising, so i'm down to about 15 deadly sins.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Lord of Pie posted:

I know some people that failed hard out of every business idea they tried and declared bankruptcy, and they finally started their own church. Suddenly they're loving rich somehow. They spun their church into one of those get high on Jesus drug rehab things and rent the dope heads out for what basically amounts to slave labor because the program gets paid for the work the dopers do.

faith based initiatives!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Chinatown posted:

debbie does duggar

duggar does duggar

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



Lollin' at the idea of the Duggars pitching a sex rehab show for Josh. It's just not well thought out. Where's the drama in Josh going to group sessions or doing scrapbook therapy? He needs to be tempted for the show to have any tension. Maybe it could be like Scooby Doo. Every time Josh gropes someone it ends up being one of his counselors, or Satan, in a very convincing costume.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Rambling Robot posted:

duggar does duggar

duggar has duggared duggar

chukamok
Jul 22, 2010


crazycarl posted:

They should ask Robert Palmer if they can use his song for the people needing treatment for love addiction

How? I would think seances and oujia boards would be considered satanic by the Duggars.

Jim Bob

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

At the Union Hall since 1990.



These Duggars are geniuses. The new reality show is Josh going through his therapy and the after math and devastation of his permanent but dead marriage. Ratings gold.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007



I'd watch a few episodes of a show about Josh in a literal christian gulag.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Man, I hope they know that, assuming Jesus existed, he was a brown guy.

Tell me, Duggars, is he still your bro now?

I think about this whenever some too-holy-for-their-own-good rear end in a top hat starts babbling about 'JC IN MAH HEART'. He was practically black. This shouldn't matter, but you all know it would to them.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



찜밥

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


quote:



Why Anna Duggar Married Josh Despite His Molestation Past


Long before the world ever knew about the sexual abuse that had transpired in the Duggar family household where former 19 Kids and Counting stars Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar's eldest son Josh, as a teenager, had molested five underage girls, including his sisters Jill and Jessa that dark secret was shared with the woman who was soon to be his wife.

"Anna did know," a source close to Josh's wife tells PEOPLE in this week's cover story. "Her whole family knew something had happened."

After Josh and Anna, now both 27, met at a religious conference in 2006, the two began courting, to the delight of the Duggars and Anna's own ultra-conservative parents, Mike and Suzette Keller. But before they said "I do" in 2008, the Duggars revealed their dark secret to Anna and her family.

"It definitely wasn't portrayed in its entirety," says the source. "I don't think she understood the entirety of what had happened. It was kind of something that was swept under the rug and nobody made a big deal out of it."

Furthermore, the source says Anna wasn't well equipped to truly comprehend what Josh had done. With her strict religious upbringing, "She was very sheltered with anything that came to physical relations or anything like that. She knew the words 'rape' or 'abuse,' but I don't think she really understood what that even meant."

When it came time to process the information, she looked to her parents. "They still gave their blessing," says the source. "How she was brought up, if your parents gave their blessing then you pretty much marry the guy and that's what God's will is for you and what's best for your life. So much of her belief was based on what her parents told her and not in the actual truth. She looked to her parents and they were okay with it, so she was okay with it."

Now, blindsided by Josh's second sex scandal this year, Anna's parents are still controlling her choices, says the source. When one of Anna's siblings reached out to their father about the situation, "His response was, 'Well, King David had an affair,' " the source says, adding, "I just wish she could be left alone to figure out her own feelings on this matter."


http://www.people.com/article/anna-...station-scandal

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Well, here's the thing, though: with this kind of fundamentalism, sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable for the woman. For her it's purely perfunctory, and she's only there to exist as a vessel and make babies.




edit:

Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.



It's called a countenance.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

I just found this, someone posted it 2 years ago!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappen...duggar_getting/


Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




How could anyone expect Josh to live up to Jim Bob's impossible expectations? 30 days of no snoo snoo after the baby pops out?!? There's always a baby popping out!!1

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014




I feel for you Josh, I think if I had the opportunity I'd probably become addicted to sex too. It must be hard to get the monkey off your back, or get off the monkey's back if that's your thing.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Curriculum is based on a level system

I'm the complete fruit.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004



Rambling Robot posted:

I just found this, someone posted it 2 years ago!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappen...duggar_getting/



Lap dances aren't kosher at DC clubs, and I doubt he went into the parts of town where they turn a blind eye to it.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.



The Duggar approach to women's mental health is to have too many kids to drown in the bath.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


kill all christians imo

jim bob

big business man
Sep 30, 2012



Rambling Robot posted:

I just found this, someone posted it 2 years ago!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappen...duggar_getting/




lap dancing is illegal in DC. could mean "DC" as in the "DMV" though, Josh lived in Oxon Hill

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


BrigadierSensible posted:

On the quiverfulls and sex:

So the woman has to "submit to her husband" whenever he is in the mood right? Does this include oral? Anal? Kinky poo poo?

I'm sure anything sexual that isn't specifically for procreation is frowned upon at best and likely explicitly forbidden.

Killer_B posted:

Remember, in many circles, sodomy isn't referring exclusively to anal penetration...It's got the context set to include oral penetration as well.

The classical definition of sodomy is any sex act that isn't masturbation or PiV.

cumshitter posted:

Maybe it could be like Scooby Doo. Every time Josh gropes someone it ends up being one of his counselors, or Satan, in a very convincing costume.

The "...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!" catchphrase would go well with that show.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Rambling Robot posted:

I just found this, someone posted it 2 years ago!

https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappen...duggar_getting/




Wouldn't they have been 15 Kids and Counting?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

job berb

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Fiend posted:

Wouldn't they have been 15 Kids and Counting?

im sure the clown car crashed way before that.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008



Chinatown, is all hope of the Duggars getting another show gone?

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey


Stepped up, outed in a data-breach and by a prostitute, same dif.

Jo Duggs is going to coast out of "rehab" and into a seven-figure salary as the pastor of a mega church after this.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.



I usually don't read much into people looking off in a photo or two here and there, but the look on her face does seem forced.

Also, he looks like an alcoholic who just sobered up and ran wet hands through his hair. He has that alllmost-sober-and-awake look, and looks like he might be slightly sweaty to the touch.

Edit: Maybe it's my imagination. Maybe that's just what I expect to see.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Chinatown, is all hope of the Duggars getting another show gone?

looks pretty gone then again...TLC.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


That Little People Big World show had some hosed up religious poo poo going on to.

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


THIS AIN'T THE LEARNING CHANNEL XXX: I BUGGARED ANOTHER DUGGAR 19

God I wish I had that 'come up with the titles job'

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006



Bonzo posted:

That Little People Big World show had some hosed up religious poo poo going on to.

That show was kind of charming at first and then you start to realize how hosed up it was that there's kind of a weird, insular "culture" with dwarfism sort of similar to what you hear about the idea of a deaf culture or community or whatever else. Like, this ain't poo poo you want to actively be passing on to future generations; God knows what kind of personal image issues come alongside the medical conditions and physical pain and early death. Imagine being the twin with dwarfism while your brother is regular sized living a normal, healthy life all because your parents decided that people with dwarfism should hook up.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Gumdrop Larry posted:

That show was kind of charming at first and then you start to realize how hosed up it was that there's kind of a weird, insular "culture" with dwarfism sort of similar to what you hear about the idea of a deaf culture or community or whatever else. Like, this ain't poo poo you want to actively be passing on to future generations; God knows what kind of personal image issues come alongside the medical conditions and physical pain and early death. Imagine being the twin with dwarfism while your brother is regular sized living a normal, healthy life all because your parents decided that people with dwarfism should hook up.

You should watch this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Couple

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.



Being a Duggar woman is like the opposite of a succubus, every time you have sex you lose a little bit more of yourself and slowly die inside.

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off


Amarcarts posted:

THIS AIN'T THE LEARNING CHANNEL XXX: I BUGGARED ANOTHER DUGGAR 19

God I wish I had that 'come up with the titles job'

19 cocks and pounding

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


We need a sci-fi novel about the Duggar wars: Jim Bob's Game

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010


Bonzo posted:

That Little People Big World show had some hosed up religious poo poo going on to.

It did? Can you elaborate?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Amarcarts posted:

We need a sci-fi novel about the Duggar wars: Jim Bob's Game

child pornography is illegal

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Amarcarts posted:

We need a sci-fi novel about the Duggar wars: Jim Bob's Game

You could pretty much write him into Mad Max: Fury Road playing the role of Immortan Joe - only with far more imperfect children.

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PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Geoj posted:

You could pretty much write him into Mad Max: Fury Road playing the role of Immortan Joe - only with far more imperfect children.

Does that mean Josh plays the part of Ricktus Erectus?

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