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The Bible
May 8, 2010



Doctor Schnabel posted:

ask your social worker friends to tell you how rare incest and child abuse are :greencube:

Um... never mind. I'm suddenly no longer interested in this particular aspect of the Quiverfull lifestyle.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985




jim bob

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001




lol. "who did we spend our holidays with? molesting his own family is one thing but this? its like we never knew him at all!"

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Network Pesci posted:

Immortan Joe let the women in his cult read more than just the one book though.

If it means Jim Bob Duggar gets his face torn off I am all for that.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe


jeb bernb

Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy


Apparently the RU "clinic" does a Friday night livestream of their services. It's an open service, so outside couples are welcome to attend (they are in the middle, while the 'residents' are flanked). Sadly I missed out last night, but on another forum I read, they said it was horrendously boring (obviously).

http://livestream.com/northlove/events/3868452

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Doctor Schnabel posted:

ask your social worker friends to tell you how rare incest and child abuse are :greencube:

I was thinking they meant from families that aren't filled with broken people :smith:

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Geoj posted:

If he was unrepentant about it, sure, but I think the rubes that follow them wouldn't bat an eye at Josh being caught every other month sucking random guys' dicks at the local adult movie theater while high on ecstasy as long as he did the song and dance of apologizing, doing a marathon prayer session or three and/or going off to christian reparative therapy camp for a few weeks.

If these people handwaved away literal child rape why would they give two shits about consensual sex between two (or more) adults?

Well, the most well regarded man by fundies in the New Testament, Paul, (lol you thought it was Jesus?) spent time actively hunting down and murdering Christians before he decided to switch teams and proceed to tell every Christian community he could find what exactly they were doing wrong. That's the guy they take doctrinal ques from. They often give his words more weight than those of Jesus.

E: It doesn't hurt that he told women to cover up and be quiet, told people no loving allowed unless you absolutely can't control yourself at which point you get married to another weak-willed sex maniac, and didn't much care for the gays.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Aug 29, 2015

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




From the video posted


Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO THE BIBLE???

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


At least one Duggar is addicted to cock

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Rambling Robot posted:

WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO THE BIBLE???

I seriously was just about to post something about these people being Jesus addicts.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004






Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The center covers a lot of issues too

We Can Help WIth:

Alcohol - Aerosol sniffing - Amphetamines - Anti Depressants - Bulimia - Barbiturates - Betting - Beastiality - Body Building - Codependency - Cocaine and Crack Cocaine - Caffeine - Drugs - Ecstasy - Exercising - Food addiction - Gambling - Heroin - Huffing - Opium - Kleptomania - Love - Liquor - LSD - Masturbation - Muscle Relaxants - Marijuana - Methamphetamine - Nicotine - Narcotics - Overeating - Oxycotton - Oxycontin - Drugs - Pornography - Pain Killers - Sedatives - Sex Addiction - Shopping - Self Harm - Sniffing Solvents - Sleeping Pills - Speed - Steroids - Tobacco - Tramadol - Tranquilizers - Ultram - Valium - Vicodin - Video - Video Games - Weed - Weightlifting - XXX


http://www.addictionhelp4u.com/about-2

This reads like those old-timey medicines that cured everything under the sun, except you know their solution doesn't involve morphine or opiates.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Geoj posted:

If he was unrepentant about it, sure, but I think the rubes that follow them wouldn't bat an eye at Josh being caught every other month sucking random guys' dicks at the local adult movie theater while high on ecstasy as long as he did the song and dance of apologizing, doing a marathon prayer session or three and/or going off to christian reparative therapy camp for a few weeks.

If these people handwaved away literal child rape why would they give two shits about consensual sex between two (or more) adults?

I don't know if you're giving them too much credit or not enough, but fundies will most definitely stop following people who get their hands caught in the cookie jar. Baker lost his flock, Haggart is a footnote now, and Swaggart got defrocked. Sure, these guys still have some followers, but it's a fraction of their peak audiences.

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV
Nov 13, 2005



okay guys it's time i admitted it: i am addicted to weightlifting and... and... oxycotton :cry:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jebuiz yhar
Aug 28, 2015

by Ralp


im the lsd addiction

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't know if you're giving them too much credit or not enough, but fundies will most definitely stop following people who get their hands caught in the cookie jar. Baker lost his flock, Haggart is a footnote now, and Swaggart got defrocked. Sure, these guys still have some followers, but it's a fraction of their peak audiences.

Usually those that leave tend to be "moderates", on the fence, or looking for a miracle, and seemingly after the inevitable gay prostitute scandal. For instance Peter Popoff is still fleecing people now though with debt relief miracle prayers.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Chinatown posted:

PIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bad rear end

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Indubitable Leg posted:

For instance Peter Popoff is still fleecing people now though with debt relief miracle prayers.

His wasn't a sexual crime though.
And he is relying on foreign markets now more these days, as most do not know he is a con man.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




For a place with Anonymous in the title, live streaming their session/service and stating people's names seems less than anonymous.

Killer_B
May 22, 2005


Rambling Robot posted:

WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO THE BIBLE???

What's wrong with sitting in a prayer circle, holding a bible, and smoking a few Rocks.

of Ages.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



What the gently caress is a quiver full? Sounds like some elf poo poo.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Nothing says wedding anniversary like your husband being in a 6 month clinic that asks this


And states this

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



If I was his wife, I wouldn't care where they sent him so long as he was gone

univbee
Jun 3, 2004






No. 6 posted:

What the gently caress is a quiver full? Sounds like some elf poo poo.

Christian fundamentalists whose primary belief is that you need to churn out as many babies as possible in a literal building-an-army sense.

bumble
Oct 15, 2012

R U HOT YET?



ok, if josh is loving duggars of all people doesn't already have a personal relationship with jesus, why are they even trying anymore. it's practically the only thing he has

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




They have kids constantly because it means Michelle gets a 40-80 day break every 9 months from Jim Bob trying to get his dick wet

with her anyway

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


Network Pesci posted:

Immortan Joe let the women in his cult read more than just the one book though.

The way I see it, women should only be allowed to read three books: the Good Book, the cook book, and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Lord of Pie posted:

They have kids constantly because it means Michelle gets a 40-80 day break every 9 months from Jim Bob trying to get his dick wet

with her anyway

He won't gently caress on her period as well

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Whiskey Sours posted:

The way I see it, women should only be allowed to read three books: the Good Book, the cook book, and Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand.

Atlas Shrugged depicts women in roles other than babymaker and housekeeper though? Pretty sure that's inappropriate role models for my property godly Christian ladies.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Could this whole thing have been prevented if Anna was around Josh more to yell Nike before he was tempted?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



This is how you save Josh.

www.ashleymadison.com

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

For a place with Anonymous in the title, live streaming their session/service and stating people's names seems less than anonymous.

But it's not Anonymous... It's Reformers Unanimous. Not to be confused with those silly 12-step programs at all. I'm sure they bank more than a little bit of mainstream acceptance by people making the same mistake

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."





Beautiful

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Network Pesci posted:

Atlas Shrugged depicts women in roles other than babymaker and housekeeper though? Pretty sure that's inappropriate role models for my property godly Christian ladies.
They've managed to forget about the whole atheism thing, so it's not too much of a stretch.

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Geoj posted:

As fundamentalist christians I don't think there is anything he could do to turn them against him. He's already forgiven by god, and god's laws trump man's laws, judgment is not their's to make and therefore all is forgiven.

All he needs to do is say one sentence. "There is not God but Allah, and Muhammad is his prophet."

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


univbee posted:

This reads like those old-timey medicines that cured everything under the sun, except you know their solution doesn't involve morphine or opiates.



Other ingredients include pornography, masturbation, and bodybuilding.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

WhyteRyce posted:

Could this whole thing have been prevented if Anna was around Josh more to yell Nike before he was tempted?

probably.

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Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.


Say Nothing posted:

Other ingredients include pornography, masturbation, and bodybuilding.

We already have a thread for that.

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