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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Casimir Radon posted:

It says a lot about the authenticity of the show when they talk about how frugal they have to be with their 19 melonheaded retards, and yet the kids can afford to pursue hobbies like personal aviation despite not having any education, or skills, or real jobs.

Do you really think Josh is going to fly commercial to his child sex tour mission trip in the Dominican Republic?

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Geoj posted:

Do you really think Josh is going to fly commercial to his child sex tour mission trip in the Dominican Republic?
Customs: Have anything to declare?
Josh: Oh just some humanitarian rations, a net, and some duct tape.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

Customs: Have anything to declare?
Josh: Oh just some humanitarian rations, a net, and some duct tape.

:henget:

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Jessa (Duggar) Seewald Publicly Turns Her Back on Brother Josh – Is a Family Feud Brewing?

quote:

Jessa (Duggar) Seewald is publicly breaking ranks with her brother Josh Duggar for the first time since multiple scandals have hit the embattled reality star.

Seewald shared a post on her Facebook page written by her father-in-law Michael Seewald, in which he called Josh a "hypocritical Christian" following the revelation that Josh used the cheating website Ashley Madison. Her husband Ben Seewald tweeted a link to the blog post.

A day earlier, Jessa and Ben both shared a link to a sermon about preventing adultery and rejecting "a thousand other temptations."

It's a notable move for Jessa, as she had previously stood by Josh. In June, she told Fox News she and the family had moved on after she and sister Jill were molested by Josh as girls. She told Fox News' Megyn Kelly that Josh is not a "child molester or a pedophile or a rapist."

"Josh was a boy, a young boy in puberty and a little too curious about girls," Jessa said. "And that got him into some trouble. And he made some bad choices, but, really, the extent of it was mild – inappropriate touching on fully clothed victims, most of it while [the] girls were sleeping."

Other members of the Duggar family have dealt with the scandals by appealing to their faith.

Sister Jill has said just to "trust god," while Josh's parents Jim Bob and Michelle have admitted they are "deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions" but that they're hoping for his "complete repentance and sincere change"

Josh checked into rehab on Wednesday.

Jessa and Ben previously addressed the Duggar family's scandal Saturday at the Southern Women's Show in Charlotte, North Carolina.

"You just have to keep your focus and trust God," Jessa told PEOPLE.

limeincoke
Jul 3, 2005

Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion


Casimir Radon posted:

It says a lot about the authenticity of the show when they talk about how frugal they have to be with their 19 melonheaded retards, and yet the kids can afford to pursue hobbies like personal aviation despite not having any education, or skills, or real jobs.

The only "frugal" thing the family does is have the mom (or sister of the mom, w/e) give all the kids the same Jim Bob haircut.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*


quote:

Sister Jill has said just to "trust god," while Josh's parents Jim Bob and Michelle have admitted they are "deeply grieved by our son’s decisions and actions" but that they're hoping for his "complete repentance and sincere change" to get back on the wingnut welfare gravytrain so they don't have to sell their "god drat airplanes".

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




What the gently caress

Josh is missing

quote:

There’s a mystery brewing in the Quiverfull world of the Duggar family. According to Suzanne Titkemeyer, “Calulu,” who runs the daily administration at the spiritual abuse recovering website, No Longer Quivering, the eldest son Josh Duggar seems to be missing from the rehab facility where he is supposed to be receiving treatment. Josh may not be at the Rockford, Illinois treatment facility connected with North Love Baptist Church. Today marks one full week since Josh Duggar was reported to have entered a rehab facility by the name of Reformers Unanimous, which is a facility that his parents, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have supported many times in the past. The statement by his parents did not name the treatment center that Josh was attending.

Many of the media outlets seized upon Reformers Unanimous as the the treatment facility because of Jim Bob and Michelle’s involvement with the center. That, combined with the flight records of the Duggar‘s private plane showing a late night trip to Rockford, Illinois with a ten minute turn-around time between arriving at the Rockford airport and the aircraft departing for a return to the Springdale airport seemed to indicate that RU was where Josh would be serving out his long term ‘treatment’ for sex and pornography addiction. There is only one big problem with that assumption. Not a soul in Rockford, Illinois has actually spotted Josh Duggar among the individuals receiving treatment at RU. He hasn’t been seen coming or going from any of the mandatory church services at North Love Baptist Church. This is especially odd considering the rules at Reformers Unanimous posted on their website claim it would be a mandatory part of everyone’s recovery process at RU. There has been absolutely no sightings of Josh anywhere in Rockford or RU. No sightings at all.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/josh-duggar-is-missing-from-treatment-center-report/comments/#disqus

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

the spiritual abuse recovering website, No Longer Quivering

:roflolmao:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


God I hope he died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

hes gone broken arrow but with duggar secrets

JimBob is gnashing his teeth trying to find that boy

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Toadvine posted:

hes gone broken arrow but with duggar secrets

JimBob is gnashing his teeth trying to find that boy

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?

Personally I think he's going to hijack a schoolbus a la Scorpio from Dirty Harry.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

better yet he's gone apocalypse now in the midwestern country side, recruiting fundamentalists into his hypersexual quiverfull guerrilla outfit

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Clochette posted:

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?

lol at you brother if you dont believe this is the tip of the quiverfull scandal iceberg. Those kids have seen horrors

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Toadvine posted:

better yet he's gone apocalypse now in the midwestern country side, recruiting fundamentalists into his hypersexual quiverfull guerrilla outfit

Taking up the family business. What's new?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



He just Batman'd his way out. In the prayer circle, or whatever, he yelled out "Nike!", all the guys put their heads down, and he smoke bombed and grappling-hooked up, up, and away.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*


They're going to have to send James Bond to find him, on his private isle in the Arctic with underage concubines and an orbital laser. Or did they do that already?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Amarcarts posted:

Taking up the family business. What's new?

for a start, sacrificing all the male-born babies

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Are Jim Bob and the Duggars (mental note: that's a good rock ban name) more like Craster and his daughters, or the Lannisters? Or maybe even the Targaryens.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Clochette posted:

Are Jim Bob and the Duggars (mental note: that's a good rock ban name) more like Craster and his daughters, or the Lannisters? Or maybe even the Targaryens.

Lannisters, but super white-bread-dull and sheltered.

Blannisters.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

yes they're incestuous creeps but they're stupid, ugly, and poor

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Lannisters, but super white-bread-dull and sheltered.

Blannisters.

:eyepop:

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


okay but which one is the retarded midget?

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



Astrofig posted:

okay but which one is the retarded midget?

Josiah is the black sheep of the family

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Clochette posted:

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?

Personally I think he's going to hijack a schoolbus a la Scorpio from Dirty Harry.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.


Clochette posted:

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?


There are 19 kids and two adults in that family. One of them molested his sisters, abused a prostitute and cheated on his wife. One of them.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Whiskey Sours posted:

There are 19 kids and two adults in that family. One of them molested his sisters, abused a prostitute and cheated on his wife. One of them.

As they say, tip of the iceberg.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005




Wasn't there a version of this where they all had Jim Bob's face?

I Dunno
Apr 6, 2014



I bet he realized he's an adult and doesn't have to do what his parents want anymore. He probably went there like he was going to check in, but instead grabbed another flight to a random location so his parents can't find him. Or, he actually went but couldn't handle doing real work so he escaped.

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Toadvine posted:

better yet he's gone apocalypse now in the midwestern country side, recruiting fundamentalists into his hypersexual quiverfull guerrilla outfit

Chicago... poo poo; I'm still only in Chicago... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in a cornfield. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife and dozen kids, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the cornfield. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute JimBob squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Illinois River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Duggar's path at Rockford, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his hypersexual guerrilla outfit by whatever means available and empty the Colonel's quiver.

Willard: Blueball the Colonel?

General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on Craigslist cruising W4M.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


i hope they never find him

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners



Ain't nobody gonna slow Josh down, oh no, he's got to keep on Duggaring

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Looks like Josh is just fed up with religious bullshit.

I'd almost feel bad for him if he hadn't made so much money forcing religion onto millions of people.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

:lol: Josh isn't missing. The publicity whore parents would be in front of every camera they could find if he really was.

Maybe they're handcuffing him to the water heater while they beat him while reciting Paul's letters to the IDon'tGiveAFuckERians

Htom Sirveaux
Dec 16, 2005


Josh is busting out Jared to make a Duggar Airlines run to Thailand imo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Jaycee Lee Duggar

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



a shadowy man who calls himself jaime roberto contacts you, the world's best bounty hunter. he offers you the keys to a private jet to use as you see fit and in exchange you must track and capture a man named josh. this winter tlc presents the thrilling international manhunt : operation duggarpocalypse the quest for joshdugg

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





Toadvine posted:

better yet he's gone apocalypse now in the midwestern country side, recruiting fundamentalists into his hypersexual quiverfull guerrilla outfit
Diamond Dugs

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Acne Rain posted:

i hope they never find him

This would mean a lot more kids got raped.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007



Gotta love how she was willing to look past his child rapping but adultery crossed the line.

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Jun 30, 2002



Melmac posted:

Gotta love how she was willing to look past his child rapping but adultery crossed the line.

I wonder if she got jealous when Josh start molesting other sisters instead of her.

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