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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Melmac posted:

Gotta love how she was willing to look past his child rapping but adultery crossed the line.

She knew about the molestation. She had 12 years to rationalize it in whatever way she could. It sounds like Josh didn't warn anyone about the Ashley Madison accounts, even though he knew it was going to go public. So his family is going to respond like he betrayed them.

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Lannisters, but super white-bread-dull and sheltered.

Blannisters.

A Blannister always lays his cadets.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



they tried to make him go to rehab but he said jim bob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Shithouse Dave posted:

they tried to make him go to rehab but he said jim bob

Great, this is stuck in my head now.

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said, 'Jim, Jim Bob'.
Yes, I Jim Bob but when I Jim Bob you'll Jim, Jim Bob
I Duggar'd all the time and my daddy thinks that's fine
He's tried to make me go to Jim Bob but I won't Jim, Jim Bob

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



Krispy Kareem posted:

She knew about the molestation. She had 12 years to rationalize it in whatever way she could. It sounds like Josh didn't warn anyone about the Ashley Madison accounts, even though he knew it was going to go public. So his family is going to respond like he betrayed them.

Yeah, if he'd come clean to the family and showed appropriate shame and repentance before it hit the news it would have been just a man struggling with sin, as men do. Sitting on it and hoping he wouldn't get caught is counting against him. Of course the fact that he had the accounts for years doesn't help either. If he'd done it the first 6 months he had unfiltered internet access and then come to his senses and confessed everyone would have been happy to forgive him and help him cover it up. Doing poo poo for years and habitually lying about until you get caught red handed kinda makes his repentance sound a little hollow.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005






Josh is probably just being treated in isolation. His presence would attract unwanted media attention (as it already has) and could be seen as a distraction to the other patients.

If the Duggars have been supporting this place for years then I'm sure they can get special treatment in return.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008




Fitzy Fitz posted:

Josh is probably just being treated in isolation. His presence would attract unwanted media attention (as it already has) and could be seen as a distraction to the other patients.

If the Duggars have been supporting this place for years then I'm sure they can get special treatment in return.

Yep, all covered

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Mr. Pumroy posted:

a shadowy man who calls himself jaime roberto contacts you, the world's best bounty hunter. he offers you the keys to a private jet to use as you see fit and in exchange you must track and capture a man named josh. this winter tlc presents the thrilling international manhunt : operation duggarpocalypse the quest for joshdugg

let's hunt and kill josiah duggar

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


The White Dragon posted:

let's hunt and kill josiah duggar

But didn't we decide Josiah is the cool sassy gay one? We can't kill the cool sassy gay one, he's my favorite.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax


Hammurabi posted:

But didn't we decide Josiah is the cool sassy gay one? We can't kill the cool sassy gay one, he's my favorite.

its not easy pulling off purple

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


oh i thought josh was short for josiah

if josiah's the gay one then yeah don't hunt and kill him, he's kinda hot

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


The White Dragon posted:

oh i thought josh was short for josiah

if josiah's the gay one then yeah don't hunt and kill him, he's kinda hot

he just got out of a courtship so you know what to do

seriously, if that's not the biggest sign he's gay as hell i dont know what is. dating a duggar is usually an ironclad contract for 10+ kids.

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax


shiksa posted:

seriously, if that's not the biggest sign he's gay as hell i dont know what is.




QED

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


lol so hes the joker?

wanna kno how i got these scars?
well my father was a jim bob

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL


i bet he's a gbs poster.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Gatekeeper posted:

lol so hes the joker?

wanna kno how i got these scars?
well my father was a jim bob

How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this Duggar disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… He's gone.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



Rambling Robot posted:

i bet he's a gbs poster.

Pretty sure this is not one of the 200 websites the boys can look at without an accountability partner.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Josh does not cover the DC

quote:

A woman who had unprotected sex with former “19 Kids and Counting” star Josh Duggar said she was afraid she was pregnant with his child, the unnamed mistress told In Touch Weekly report Wednesday.

“I would never want a man who’s a sexual predator to be the father of my baby,” the supposed mistress told In Touch, according to Radar Online. Duggar, 27, fondled his sisters while they slept as a teenager, a police document unearthed in May revealed. Being pregnant with a child by the self-admitted porn addict is “the worst thing that could happen” to her, she said.

The woman said she “freaked out” during the pregnancy scare. “He’s a monster,” she said about the father of four. “All I was thinking was, Oh my God, I’m pregnant and carrying Josh Duggar’s baby.”


https://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/josh-duggars-reputed-mistress-had-pregnancy-scare-report/

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



Josiah just needs to find a nice fundie lesbian he can have a sham marriage with, so they can both get out from under their parents' thumbs.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Angela Christine posted:

Pretty sure this is not one of the 200 websites the boys can look at without an accountability partner.

nike.com

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




Probably complete garbage, but at this point why not?

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/josh-duggars-reputed-mistress-had-pregnancy-scare-report/


L'eggo my Preggo



e: and beaten like a prostitute servicing Josh Duggar.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.


Its gonna come out that Josh knocked up some lady and made her abort the fetus.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its gonna come out that Josh knocked up some lady and made her abort the fetus.

It would be the cherry on loving top

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its gonna come out that Josh knocked up some lady and made her abort the fetus.

:eyepop: And you know this because you're that lady?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its gonna come out that Josh knocked up some lady and made her abort the fetus.

Wouldn't be surprising, he's already shown us he's horny and impatient.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


he hosed a fetus and then forced it to abort itself :ohdear:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Jim Bob: "Now remember Josh, if you're gonna gently caress a girl fetus it better be at least 80 days old."

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


fetus loving is totally normal, totally healthy, happens in every family

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008


Frozen Horse posted:

Chicago... poo poo; I'm still only in Chicago... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in a cornfield. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife and dozen kids, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the cornfield. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute JimBob squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Illinois River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Duggar's path at Rockford, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his hypersexual guerrilla outfit by whatever means available and empty the Colonel's quiver.

Willard: Blueball the Colonel?

General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on Craigslist cruising W4M.

This was good

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



univbee posted:

A Blannister always lays his cadets.

it's more like the Frey family

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Frozen Horse posted:

Chicago... poo poo; I'm still only in Chicago... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in a cornfield. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife and dozen kids, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the cornfield. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute JimBob squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Illinois River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Duggar's path at Rockford, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his hypersexual guerrilla outfit by whatever means available and empty the Colonel's quiver.

Willard: Blueball the Colonel?

General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on Craigslist cruising W4M.

Lol

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Josh is dead and buried out in the Duggar compound.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline:

Fetus loving Fundie Father Fingered For Fidelity Failings, Fraternal Fondling Flees Faith Fortifying Facility! Father Furious!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



cumshitter posted:

Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline:

Fetus loving Fundie Father Fingered For Fidelity Failings, Fraternal Fondling Flees Faith Fortifying Facility! Father Furious!

loving gently caress

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.


Josiah Jacks Jumbo Jacked Jiggy Jivey Jovial Jazzman, Jim-Bob Just Jolted.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


Duggar Duggars Duggar Duggar Duggars Duggaring Duggared Duggars

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


cumshitter posted:

Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline:

Fetus loving Fundie Father Fingered For Fidelity Failings, Fraternal Fondling Flees Faith Fortifying Facility! Father Furious!

jfc this is magical

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Its gonna come out that Josh knocked up some lady and made her abort the fetus.

Probably knocked up one of his sisters and made her abort the fetus.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


cumshitter posted:

Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline:

Fetus loving Fundie Father Fingered For Fidelity Failings, Fraternal Fondling Flees Faith Fortifying Facility! Father Furious!

Even better if you read it in the old timey radio announcer voice.

"This just in off the teletype..."

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Geoj posted:

Even better if you read it in the old timey radio announcer voice.

"This just in off the teletype..."

Gotta have the beeping (was it morse code?) in the background.

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