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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax


a starwar betamax posted:

What an unsullied life yo must lead

hahaha cause he's got no dick? lol like those dickless dudes on game of thrones jajajaja

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reagan
Apr 29, 2008

by Lowtax


Wanamingo posted:

All y'all should head on over to the freep thread, some stunning A level commentary is going on over there

why is everyone so upset about 9/11? it was 15 years ago

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



College Slice

Top City Homo posted:

this sounds like a good segway to my favorite fucktarded cult activity

purity ball











crreeee-eeee-eeee-eeeeepppy

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008







reagan posted:

why is everyone so upset about 9/11? it was 15 years ago

9/11 = Muslims = Crusades = Jesus = (Missing frame) = New Testament stuff that is sorta cool = (Missing frame) = Old Testament stuff that is not cool = Slavery is okay = Original sin = Slave up the women folk-...

I don't even loving know anymore and I was raised with a McDonald's version of this Baptist/Evangelical "Christian" bulllshit. It's all about weak as poo poo penises belonging to guys who are bad at sex making sure they can keep on sticking it in vaginas. That's all it ever was, and all it ever will be, just make sure there is a hole there for little Gallant (v. Goofus is who must be having a much more fun time) to stick his go-go stick in as long as he obeys whatever Dipshit Daddy says and any long term bad consequences are the females' fault. All in Jeezus name, amen!

gently caress this gay earth.

Fabulousity fucked around with this message at 06:47 on May 23, 2015

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx


I went on reddit thinking this would be endless fuel for the reddit.jpg fire but it turns out they can all agree for once that molesting your own sisters is bad. However, I do come back bearing unsubstantiated rumors that the police officer that consoled/covered up for Josh is coincidentally now serving a 56 year prison sentence for possession of child pornography. Just another poo poo-maraschino cherry to top off this poo poo-sundae if true.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart



Not that it would ever in a million years happen to the Duggars, but I was wondering this: If the parents cover up molestation like this and continue to let the victims live in the same home as the molester, is that grounds to have CPS or whatever come and take the rest of the kids away? Or is there a statute of limitations on this? Cause Josh is gone now, but the parents have demonstrated harmful and negligent behavior and they still have little ones.

Man, typing 'little ones' there really made me sad. Those poor kids Again though, not that this would ever happen to the Duggars, but theoretically is it possible?

Jigglesby
Jan 16, 2015



CPS is kind of a regional thing right? So they probably all go to the same Jim Bob church and probably wouldn't do anything about it.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



College Slice

Fabulousity posted:

9/11 = Muslims = Crusades = Jesus = (Missing frame) = New Testament stuff that is sorta cool = (Missing frame) = Old Testament stuff that is not cool = Slavery is okay = Original sin = Slave up the women folk-...

I don't even loving know anymore and I was raised with a McDonald's version of this Baptist/Evangelical "Christian" bulllshit. It's all about weak as poo poo penises belonging to guys who are bad at sex making sure they can keep on sticking it in vaginas. That's all it ever was, and all it ever will be, just make sure there is a hole there for little Gallant (v. Goofus is who must be having a much more fun time) to stick his go-go stick in as long as he obeys whatever Dipshit Daddy says and any long term bad consequences are the females' fault. All in Jeezus name, amen!

gently caress this gay earth.

evangelical-type christians can't screw worth a poo poo so u might be on to something there. Jesus on the other hand used to hang with degenerates and bang hookers, guessing things got a little lost in translation over the course of the last two millenniums

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Mariana Horchata posted:

evangelical-type christians can't screw worth a poo poo so u might be on to something there. Jesus on the other hand used to hang with degenerates and bang hookers, guessing things got a little lost in translation over the course of the last two millenniums

What's that one cult that tells its members to imagine jesus when they're masturbating or having sex? I feel that's somehow appropriate here.

e: it's the family international

quote:

This is a term TFI members use to describe their intimate, sexual relationship with Jesus. TFI describes its "Loving Jesus" teaching as a radical form of bridal theology.[25] Like most Christians, they believe the church of followers is Christ's bride, called to love and serve him with wifely fervor. But they take bridal theology farther, encouraging members to imagine Jesus is joining them during sexual intercourse and masturbation. Male members are cautioned to visualize themselves as women, in order to avoid a homosexual relationship with Jesus. Many TFI publications, and spirit messages claimed to be from Jesus himself, elaborate this intimate, sexual relation they believe Jesus desires and needs. TFI imagines itself as his special "bride" in graphic poetry, guided visualizations, artwork,[26] and songs.[27] Some TFI literature is not brought into conservative countries for fear it may be classified at customs as pornography.[28] The literature outlining this view of Jesus and his desire for a sexual relationship with believers was edited for younger teens,[29] then further edited for children.[30]

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 07:01 on May 23, 2015

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

kith_groupie posted:

Not that it would ever in a million years happen to the Duggars, but I was wondering this: If the parents cover up molestation like this and continue to let the victims live in the same home as the molester, is that grounds to have CPS or whatever come and take the rest of the kids away? Or is there a statute of limitations on this? Cause Josh is gone now, but the parents have demonstrated harmful and negligent behavior and they still have little ones.

Man, typing 'little ones' there really made me sad. Those poor kids Again though, not that this would ever happen to the Duggars, but theoretically is it possible?

considering the level of public officials, the CPS people probably pimp children out pedos

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




TFI used to advocate pedophillia too, though they've tried really hard to suppress that.

Arrowsmith
Feb 6, 2006

SAGANISTA!


Jonny 290 posted:

they're starting to grow up and marry in

if we get 15 pairs of them having 15 kids each breeding pair of whom have 15 kids we could have 1942 Duggars on the planet within 40 years


I thought memorial portraiture went out of style last century.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Arrowsmith posted:

I thought memorial portraiture went out of style last century.
It's a shame they didn't take a picture of their last miscarriage. Maybe posed festively with a trike or something.

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004


I did 2 years in prison and I will tell you there is a HUGE correlation between pedophiliac crimes and hardcore Christianity. I'm not going to bash religion but seriously, there were tons of groups of hanus pedophiles on the yard sitting around reading the bible. When church would let you you would see a LINE of old white child molesters walk straight from the church right to the sex offender housing unit. They used to get sucker punched and smashed with padlocks too, gotta love that!

"The bigger the bible the smaller the baby" - actual prison saying.

ALL of the heads of the church, both catholic and non denominational, were sex offenders, 100%...

Edit: most of the non-sex offender Christians wouldn't even go to service because it was 80% hanus old white chomos.

Edit 2: "LEVITICUS 3:12 HE WHO SUCKETH THE BABIES DICK SHALL BE FORGIVEN, MY SIPPY CUP RUNNETH OVER"

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008







Mariana Horchata posted:

evangelical-type christians can't screw worth a poo poo so u might be on to something there. Jesus on the other hand used to hang with degenerates and bang hookers, guessing things got a little lost in translation over the course of the last two millenniums

It was all ever about controlling the poon out of fear that they can't please it. Jeebus really only came in as a twisted after-the-fact excuse for their failures. Fear drives everything these lunatics do.

If it wasn't for all the bible humping and sex education that consists of nothing other than "it doesn't exist" maybe Christians could be, I dunno, a happy and maintained population rather than a declining one despite the best efforts of local despots like Jim Bob.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Takes archives, but if you want some supplemental reading on the Accelerated Christian Education thing that keeps coming up as part of their homeschooling cirriculum: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3659026

Lotta stupid worksheets, lot of "God did it" on the biology bits, hours and hours of rote memorization while sitting silently at a cubicle. Everything is about the bible at all times.



E: gonna link some pictures

quote:











The entirety of the Duggar children's sex education:

quote:



Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 07:56 on May 23, 2015

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.


TFI sounds a lot more fun than the usual evangelical imo

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


The Valuum posted:

I did 2 years in prison and I will tell you there is a HUGE correlation between pedophiliac crimes and hardcore Christianity. I'm not going to bash religion but seriously, there were tons of groups of hanus pedophiles on the yard sitting around reading the bible. When church would let you you would see a LINE of old white child molesters walk straight from the church right to the sex offender housing unit. They used to get sucker punched and smashed with padlocks too, gotta love that!

"The bigger the bible the smaller the baby" - actual prison saying.

ALL of the heads of the church, both catholic and non denominational, were sex offenders, 100%...

Edit: most of the non-sex offender Christians wouldn't even go to service because it was 80% hanus old white chomos.

Edit 2: "LEVITICUS 3:12 HE WHO SUCKETH THE BABIES DICK SHALL BE FORGIVEN, MY SIPPY CUP RUNNETH OVER"

How would this guy be treated in prison (I'm an optimist) given that his crimes involved pedophilia AND the victims were his sisters.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004




Good avatar material here

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel


Tashan Dorrsett posted:

I went on reddit thinking this would be endless fuel for the reddit.jpg fire but it turns out they can all agree for once that molesting your own sisters is bad. However, I do come back bearing unsubstantiated rumors that the police officer that consoled/covered up for Josh is coincidentally now serving a 56 year prison sentence for possession of child pornography. Just another poo poo-maraschino cherry to top off this poo poo-sundae if true.

lol it strains credulity less to think of this like some poo poo that would go down in an isolated utah mormon compound where the patriarch is chummy with the local cops and it's a concerted coverup by a lot of creepy white people that doesn't leak out of their tiny shithole town for a decade but a television studio knew about this since 2006.

quote:

When the family was scheduled to appear on Oprah Winfrey’s talk show in 2006, an email was sent to the show warning them about the alleged molestation. The email was written by a 61-year-old female who is not identified.

Harpo Studios faxed the letter to the Department of Human Services hotline. The report was then opened for investigation, leading to the investigation by Springdale police.

When police asked Jim Bob to bring Josh in for an interview in 2006, he attempted to hire a lawyer and refused to produce his son for questioning. At least two lawyers refused to take his case. “Det. Hignite received a voice mail from Mr. Duggar stating that [redacted] had hired an attorney and would not be coming in for an interview.”

The Valuum
Apr 11, 2004


Jumpingmanjim posted:

How would this guy be treated in prison (I'm an optimist) given that his crimes involved pedophilia AND the victims were his sisters.

For one he would never be houses in gen pop due to how famous he is and how much money he has. There's was a dude in my prison who was the father of one of the father's on Teen Mom 1 (Butch Balterria) and the bloods thought he had that MTV money and threw boiling water on him in the chow hall.

The fact he was a child molester alone would bad, depending on the joint he was at, unit he was housed in, etc

Generally though:
Best case (for him): Constantly ridiculed and made fun of, constantly stolen from
Worst case: Randomly sucker punched, hit over the head with padlocks, stabbed for credit or for someone to get a patch or membership into a gang.

When you combine both of those someone would want to take him out just for the credit.

If he locked near any of me and my homeboys he would be constantly made fun of, stolen from at any opportunity, TV broken at any opportunity, spit in his coffee cup, etc. When we would drink hooch I had some friends that would just sucker punch them for laughs.

On the bright side his "christian fundie prison friends" and his "child molester prison friends" would be easy to keep track of because they are the same group.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


Let's just send him and Levi Johnston into Thunderdome, and see who emerges.

And then GULAG the winner.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

yiff me, senpai

Fun Shoe

bonvivant posted:

lol it strains credulity less to think of this like some poo poo that would go down in an isolated utah mormon compound where the patriarch is chummy with the local cops and it's a concerted coverup by a lot of creepy white people that doesn't leak out of their tiny shithole town for a decade but a television studio knew about this since 2006.

This is Jordan.

We do what we like.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



So Josh is the oldest, maybe there are more stories to come. Now their show got cancelled, maybe another network can pick up the new show 1 Molester and Counting.

The Fattest PI posted:

why didn't he just gently caress his mattress like a normal 14 year old boi

Might be embarassing if a few of your brothers are on the same mattress at the time (I don't actually know, did they actually have 19 separate beds for the kids?). I heard they have time limits on how long their showers can be so no relief available there.


I thought in some places, when you do stupid stuff as a kid, your record is meant to be destroyed once you are older. Not sure if that applies regardless of what things you've been accused of though.


I can't go to the purity ball, my balls aren't pure because Josh Duggar's balls touched them.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



can't kibosh the josh

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009






as a self confessed habitual rapist believe me when i tell you i know a thing or two about raping

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


Casimir Radon posted:

It's a shame they didn't take a picture of their last miscarriage. Maybe posed festively with a trike or something.

Close enough!

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Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



I wonder how much of the Duggar fanfic was incest-based.

Apparently "Quiver Full of Duggars" on Free Jinger is a whole forum devoted to talking about this poo poo. I mean these shits. Haven't found any gold there yet though.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





quote:


where does the female chicken come from

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

i don't like the way the rooster is looking at that chick

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


Buttcoin purse posted:

I wonder how much of the Duggar fanfic was incest-based.

Apparently "Quiver Full of Duggars" on Free Jinger is a whole forum devoted to talking about this poo poo. I mean these shits. Haven't found any gold there yet though.

Some good conspiracy theorizing going on over there

quote:

PostAuthor: Jee-Fringer » Sat May 23, 2015 1:27 am
So I've ignored a lot things that set of my "creepy molester" spidey sense (worst super power ever, lol). But now I'm gonna post my thoughts even if its kind of out there.

Why was Josh so into video/media production during the early years of the show? I always thought it was weird that this family that doesn't allow their kids to watch TV or movies had all this dedicated equipment and media space for "video production". And how did JB know exactly which cop to go to when he needed to report his son? It wasn't that he just went to a friend in law enforcement. He went to a friend in law enforcement who conveniently also had a problem with child pornography. That seems like more than coincidence.

JB has all of these children and they have this space dedicated to media production - that alone seemed fishy. But then JB was friends with police officer connected to child pornography? Something isn't right here and I think it goes deeper than Josh. I worry for these children still in the home.

Tashan Dorrsett
Apr 10, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx


reality is probably even worse re: blanket training

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





Wanamingo posted:

Some good conspiracy theorizing going on over there

this is proof enough for me time to form a posse

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Wanamingo posted:

Some good conspiracy theorizing going on over there

The electronic equipment was probably for the church. It not for multimedia church services, then for promoting the group.

The Duggars were part of an overall movement so they'd be trying to solicit donations and build membership roles. And nothing makes you look more respectable than some nice swipe transitions, a good Creed song in the background, and maybe a filter or two.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


That fan site was a good find.

quote:

quote:

homeschoolmomma1 wrote:
Can someone update me on the whole Harbo thing? I can't read all the back threads and I am confused

Also,

Just to put this in perspective.

This is the Duggars in 2002



Did the abuse happen between 2002-2006?
It may have, but when the girls were questioned in '06, they conveniently said everything stopped early enough to make it too late to prosecute Josh. (three year statute of limitations) I don't buy that someone who did things such as those done by Josh just stops because he is sent to help a family friend do manual labor. That's punishment, not therapy. So it wouldn't shock me if Josh continued to try to molest the girls for a long time whenever he got the chance. Either way, the girls sound coached in the interviews.

That photo makes me so sad. Jinger is just a little girl and Joy barely more than a baby.

What a sick gently caress. Anna, seriously, you have daughters and your number one job is to keep them safe.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp



Grimey Drawer

Casimir Radon posted:

It's a shame they didn't take a picture of their last miscarriage. Maybe posed festively with a trike or something.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



actually it is a pretty big coincidence that Jim Bob went straight to a pedophile cop about his pedophile son.

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Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


The world is made up of coincidences like that and this case is in no way the first season of True Detective taking place in Arkansas or anything like that

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