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PassTheRemote posted:Could have done more to make it look less like an obvious photoshop. I like how his arm disappears above her shoulder but his hand magically appears where its supposed to. Kinda like rayman.
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Bonapartisan posted:Not to interrupt... the whatever is going on, but now there's a big old todo about Jill Duggar Dillard and her husband. They've been soliciting money to do mission trips in El Salvador. But, people are finally starting to get angry, because in the (something like) 4 months they've been there, they've flown back to the US 3 times. Christians love their church-sponsored
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:Like the Duggars would set foot in a country with brown-skin people that don't speak American! They met in Nepal. The only way to make brown skinned people civilized is to teach them our superior ways, then kill most of them.
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The White Dragon posted:that kid has the look of a jim bob I was thinking that myself. Just a little too much like Jim Bob...
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Sep 10, 2015 00:30
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No. 6 posted:Go gently caress a Duggar.
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The Bible posted:Christians love their church-sponsored praycation
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No. 6 posted:Yes, I'll install an adblocker that works on my phone while using the Awful app browser. Go gently caress a Duggar. android? you're in luck! modify your hosts file with one of the pre built host file ablock things. iphone? jailbreak or 
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The Bible posted:Christians love their church-sponsored
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Denim Dude posted:android? you're in luck! modify your hosts file with one of the pre built host file ablock things. iphone? jailbreak or The company behind Adblock Plus released a browser with Adblock on ios, just today in fact. And next week Apple is releasing ios9 which is integrating Adblocking into Safari.
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Casimir Radon posted:I should start a Gogundme so I can spread the word at Disneyworld. Seriously. word it something like "I wish to spread the seed of Jesus in wasteland of decadence and idol worship and gaudy ungodliness." The spreading of the seed line means you can use the cash to gently caress strippers whilst you are in Orlando.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:04
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 It's such a baffling 'shop. If you are going to fake a mission pic, why the beach? The beach just reinforces the "you're paying for our vacation" vibe. A slum, a quaint village or even a church would be better options. Why the beach? 
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Sep 10, 2015 02:09
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Angela Christine posted:
RIP that dude's arm.
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why did they change the color of her shirt to make it dayglo and did they make her boob bigger?????? seems like both things would make her seem whorish in the eyes of baby jesus
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Sep 10, 2015 02:15
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Sep 10, 2015 02:17
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Crusty Nutsack posted:why did they change the color of her shirt to make it dayglo I was just think in' little momma duggar got some bangin titties.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:17
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Angela Christine posted:
Looks like the dude is really there, but Jill Bob & Junior Bob aren't, given the lighting differences. I guess it's the only photo of him that sorta matches up with the one of her.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:23
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Husband Bob is probably just trying to convert some cabana boys while Wife Bob is flying back and forth to be seen on TV.
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Sep 10, 2015 02:29
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Wow, they are super bad at mission grifting. http://www.dillardfamily.com/blog Starts pretty strong. quote:Dillard Family Ministry Update Point out LOL brown people, thank the rubes for supporting your trip, throw in an elderly convert anecdote, a bible quote, and then ask for money. Pretty good. Then their next entry is pretty pointless though. quote:(Video) Baby Israel Goes For A Ride 37 seconds of a baby being carried through a generic hotel. Are they even in central america? The latest one really drops the ball. quote:Mission Update: August 31, 2015 Half the blog is about their trip back home. Jet-setting around is not what people donate to missions for. She abandoned the mission field for a party and 2 minutes on a TLC special. That just shows a lack of commitment. Then they get back to central america and there are no heartwarming tales of saving souls, instead they've been taking Spanish classes. Wat. Yeah, you totally had to wait until you got to central america for that, there is no way to take Spanish classes in the USA on your own dime. The Duggar 'everything is fine' instinct may be letting her down here. People want to hear about hardships, not vacations.
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We're ministering to our spanish teacher (who we think is in a gang because he is brown-skinned). He's very receptive to the word of Christ, and not just because we're paying him. Once we actually learn spanish, we'll expand our ministry to the gangs roving across the country's many resort hotels and beaches. Talking about the wonders of Christ over mojitos and chips with guacamole is a truly religious experience. I have a white blue-eyed baby, Praise Christ!
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Sep 10, 2015 02:45
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Shockingly they do the bare minimum actually less to keep their tax free church status Gotta be tough for them after that chick in Kentucky started siphoning away all the fundie bux
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How do they "minister"to people who don't speak 'Murrican? I cannot imagine a Duggar, or one who would marry a Duggar deigning to learn Spanish, or Nepalese, or any local language. Edit: Whoops didn't see that they were trying to learn Spanish. (And laughing about how hard and foreign it all is.)
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Sep 10, 2015 02:50
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BrigadierSensible posted:How do they "minister"to people who don't speak 'Murrican? What choice do they have? Minister to Canada? Minister to scary urban youth in godless detroit? India and parts of Africa speak english, but if they go so far they might not be able to afford to come home once a month.
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PT6A posted:For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself. The crazier Christians tend to loathe other Christians for stuff like allowing women to be pastors or not hating homosexuals. It's the same thing, and likely the same people, as ultraconservatives accusing anybody left of them of not being Real Americans.
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Motto posted:The crazier Christians tend to loathe other Christians for stuff like allowing women to be pastors or not hating homosexuals. It's the same thing, and likely the same people, as ultraconservatives accusing anybody left of them of not being Real Americans. In short, God is talking to everyone, but telling them all conflicting things.
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Sep 10, 2015 03:08
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The Bible posted:In short, God is talking to everyone, but telling them all conflicting things. What a prankster.
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PT6A posted:For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself. Living in the south among the baptists and gone to a Catholic college, there's a couple reasons. Some believe the Catholics are idol worshippers/pseudo-polytheists what with the various saints and prayers to Mary. (Fun thing, ask a Catholic and a non-Catholic what the Immaculate Conception refers to. You might get different answers.) Along with the idolatry, the other reason is the papacy, the fact that the big authority head is an old dude in a funny white hat in a foreign land upsets Christian nationalists to no end; along with the idea that said old dude speaks for god, meanwhile the irony that every politician claims to have talked to God personally flies right over their heads. The last reason usually involves the fact that some Catholics have latched onto some forms of social justice, and have gone "maybe there's something to this whole the Earth revolves around the Sun idea." meaning they bucked from God's infallible truth.
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Sep 10, 2015 03:25
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Angela Christine posted:What a prankster. It would make sense if God turned out to be Coyote.
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Casimir Radon posted:I should start a Gogundme so I can spread the word at Disneyworld. There should be a separate site for this that the Duggar boys can be allowed to view. GoFundie.com is available.
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Sep 10, 2015 04:13
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The Duggar should all move to Guyana. To JimBobtown.
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Apparently they are there, but for some reason, edited the hell out of that photo. HD filters are the bane of fundies too, I guess. I can't explain his arm, although I will say he's really got some marfan looking limbs so I guess he could have his arm just really awkwardly placed. Original unfundiefiltered  Oh, and he recently had jaw realignment surgery, so his mouth was I guess way more hosed up before. God help me for knowing all this but these people fascinate me
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Sep 10, 2015 04:37
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Angela Christine posted:
I don't know, doesn't seem like a safe place to take your kid. 
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Sep 10, 2015 04:41
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Uncle Wemus posted:So what's their justification when caught in a con Either Satan-fortress in your heart, or Jesus wanted it that way.
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Bonapartisan posted:Apparently they are there, but for some reason, edited the hell out of that photo. HD filters are the bane of fundies too, I guess. I can't explain his arm, although I will say he's really got some marfan looking limbs so I guess he could have his arm just really awkwardly placed. That photo still doesnt jive. The angle of the beach and waves is all wrong.
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Raiad posted:I don't know, doesn't seem like a safe place to take your kid. 
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PT6A posted:For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself. It's not just that. Bringing Jesus to them damned heathen foreigners gets you serious fundie brownie points, but no one wants to deal with pesky details like actually getting imprisoned or endangered so they pick a place that sounds a bit foreign but also totally Christian so they can have a little holiday preaching to the choir and come back as heroes.
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Bonapartisan posted:Oh, and he recently had jaw realignment surgery Did he get an extra joint put in his arm at the same time?
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