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Blizzy_Cow: Feb 27, 2006; When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

PassTheRemote posted:

Could have done more to make it look less like an obvious photoshop.

I like how his arm disappears above her shoulder but his hand magically appears where its supposed to.

Kinda like rayman.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:21

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:14

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Bonapartisan posted:

Not to interrupt... the whatever is going on, but now there's a big old todo about Jill Duggar Dillard and her husband. They've been soliciting money to do mission trips in El Salvador. But, people are finally starting to get angry, because in the (something like) 4 months they've been there, they've flown back to the US 3 times.

Oh, and this link talks about it more.

The reporter fails to talk about the hilarious photo they used though. I'm not usually good at picking out photoshops, but uh...

Christians love their church-sponsored ~~vacations~~ mission trips.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:24

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GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Like the Duggars would set foot in a country with brown-skin people that don't speak American!

They met in Nepal. The only way to make brown skinned people civilized is to teach them our superior ways, then kill most of them.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:29

The Bible: May 8, 2010

The White Dragon posted:

that kid has the look of a jim bob

I was thinking that myself. Just a little too much like Jim Bob...

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:30

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

No. 6 posted:

Go gently caress a Duggar.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Thank You

The Bible posted:

Christians love their church-sponsored ~~vacations~~ mission trips.

praycation

# ? Sep 10, 2015 00:45

Denim Dude: Feb 21, 2006; I suggest tree

No. 6 posted:

Yes, I'll install an adblocker that works on my phone while using the Awful app browser. Go gently caress a Duggar.

android? you're in luck! modify your hosts file with one of the pre built host file ablock things. iphone? jailbreak or

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:51

Casimir Radon: Aug 1, 2008

The Bible posted:

Christians love their church-sponsored ~~vacations~~ mission trips.

I should start a Gogundme so I can spread the word at Disneyworld.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 01:57

univbee: Jun 3, 2004

Denim Dude posted:

android? you're in luck! modify your hosts file with one of the pre built host file ablock things. iphone? jailbreak or

The company behind Adblock Plus released a browser with Adblock on ios, just today in fact. And next week Apple is releasing ios9 which is integrating Adblocking into Safari.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:03

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Casimir Radon posted:

I should start a Gogundme so I can spread the word at Disneyworld.

Seriously. word it something like "I wish to spread the seed of Jesus in wasteland of decadence and idol worship and gaudy ungodliness." The spreading of the seed line means you can use the cash to gently caress strippers whilst you are in Orlando.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:04

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; a cat

It's such a baffling 'shop. If you are going to fake a mission pic, why the beach? The beach just reinforces the "you're paying for our vacation" vibe. A slum, a quaint village or even a church would be better options. Why the beach?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:09

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Thank You

Angela Christine posted:

It's such a baffling 'shop. If you are going to fake a mission pic, why the beach? The beach just reinforces the "you're paying for our vacation" vibe. A slum, a quaint village or even a church would be better options. Why the beach?

RIP that dude's arm.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:13

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS

why did they change the color of her shirt to make it dayglo

and did they make her boob bigger??????

seems like both things would make her seem whorish in the eyes of baby jesus

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:15

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.; Smellrose

Jill Duggar has big Jim Bobs

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:17

LingcodKilla: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

why did they change the color of her shirt to make it dayglo

and did they make her boob bigger??????

seems like both things would make her seem whorish in the eyes of baby jesus

I was just think in' little momma duggar got some bangin titties.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:17

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Angela Christine posted:

It's such a baffling 'shop. If you are going to fake a mission pic, why the beach? The beach just reinforces the "you're paying for our vacation" vibe. A slum, a quaint village or even a church would be better options. Why the beach?

Looks like the dude is really there, but Jill Bob & Junior Bob aren't, given the lighting differences. I guess it's the only photo of him that sorta matches up with the one of her.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:23

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Husband Bob is probably just trying to convert some cabana boys while Wife Bob is flying back and forth to be seen on TV.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:29

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.; Smellrose

wanna motorboat Jill's Jim Bobs

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:31

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; a cat

Wow, they are super bad at mission grifting. http://www.dillardfamily.com/blog

Starts pretty strong.

quote:

Dillard Family Ministry Update
July 18, 2015
We are so excited to announce that we have safely arrived on the mission field and we can now tell you that we are in Central America! Israel seems to be adjusting to the new climate, culture, food (via mom�s milk), and language faster than Jill and I are. In fact, he has been the talk of the town. Everywhere we go, people here about and want to see and hold the, �big blue-eyed, white baby� LOL. Israel is definitely growing and developing fast. It has also been wonderful to make contact and talk briefly with family back in the US to share updates.

Above all, thank you to God and all our prayer and financial partners. We cannot express enough gratitude for the ways God has been working through so many of you to make this transition for our family as smooth as possible. God has used you all to bless us and to make our vision a reality for those who have yet to put their faith in Jesus Christ, who is our only hope for salvation.

It is encouraging to already see some of the ways God is changing the hearts of the people here. Just 7 days ago, I had the joy of witnessing one elderly woman give lordship of her life to Christ. This transpired just one day after her Christian son was restored to fellowship in his local church. We were at the man�s house ministering to him with encouragement from God�s Word when the opportunity was presented to share the hope of the Gospel with his mother. It�s our prayer, and we ask you to please pray with us, that many more would repent of their ways and turn to God�s way for their life.

�Praise the LORD! Oh give thanks to the LORD, for he is good, for his steadfast love endures forever!� -Psalm 106:1

Love,

Derick & Jill

If you would like to financially support our family ministry you can do so here.

Point out LOL brown people, thank the rubes for supporting your trip, throw in an elderly convert anecdote, a bible quote, and then ask for money. Pretty good. Then their next entry is pretty pointless though.

quote:

(Video) Baby Israel Goes For A Ride
August 3, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbmW44AWvYE

37 seconds of a baby being carried through a generic hotel. Are they even in central america?

The latest one really drops the ball.

quote:

Mission Update: August 31, 2015
August 31, 2015
By Jill Duggar

Hey everyone! August has been a busy month for us and as so many of you know it has ended on a sad note for my extended family. Please do pray for our family. We are so thankful for God�s grace during difficult days.

This last month has been a bit of a whirlwind for us with a quick trip to the U.S. and back here to Central America over the weekend. When we were first invited to our friend, Michaella Bates', wedding we didn't think we were going to be able to make it. But once we realized that we needed to make a trip back to the States to do some filming for the upcoming TLC documentary, we were thrilled that the dates coincided with that of the wedding! We were able to make the stop in Tennessee on our way back here to Central America! We had to increase our class time on the front half of the week to make up for the time we would lose studying in the latter half of the week. However, it was definitely worth it when we took off for a great reunion with family and friends! It was a lovely wedding celebration! My younger sister, Joy, and her best friend, Carlin Bates, came home with us! It's been a blast having company and they've been such a great help to us while we bury ourselves in the books! I will not want them to leave after their two week visit! I love having them here for the friendship and Israel certainly loves all the extra attention!

Verbs! Verbs! ...and more verbs! LOL. This is what Spanish class has looked like for both Derick and I recently. We are enjoying our classes and are so blessed to have each other to bounce questions off of since we are taking the same classes. The way our school teaches is individualized, so we each have an instructor. This really helps us to be immersed and practice conversational Spanish everyday. It has opened up good opportunities for both of us to talk about the Bible and pray with our teachers.

Thank y'all for continuing to pray for us! We will keep the updates coming and will try to do so with more frequency so keep checking our website for more!

We are so grateful for your partnership and friendship as we work to bring many to Christ in Central America!

Half the blog is about their trip back home. Jet-setting around is not what people donate to missions for. She abandoned the mission field for a party and 2 minutes on a TLC special. That just shows a lack of commitment. Then they get back to central america and there are no heartwarming tales of saving souls, instead they've been taking Spanish classes. Wat. Yeah, you totally had to wait until you got to central america for that, there is no way to take Spanish classes in the USA on your own dime.

The Duggar 'everything is fine' instinct may be letting her down here. People want to hear about hardships, not vacations.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:39

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012; College Slice

We're ministering to our spanish teacher (who we think is in a gang because he is brown-skinned). He's very receptive to the word of Christ, and not just because we're paying him.
Once we actually learn spanish, we'll expand our ministry to the gangs roving across the country's many resort hotels and beaches. Talking about the wonders of Christ over mojitos and chips with guacamole is a truly religious experience. I have a white blue-eyed baby, Praise Christ!

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:45

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Shockingly they do the bare minimum actually less to keep their tax free church status

Gotta be tough for them after that chick in Kentucky started siphoning away all the fundie bux

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:46

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

How do they "minister"to people who don't speak 'Murrican?

I cannot imagine a Duggar, or one who would marry a Duggar deigning to learn Spanish, or Nepalese, or any local language.

Edit: Whoops didn't see that they were trying to learn Spanish. (And laughing about how hard and foreign it all is.)

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:50

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; a cat

BrigadierSensible posted:

How do they "minister"to people who don't speak 'Murrican?

I cannot imagine a Duggar, or one who would marry a Duggar deigning to learn Spanish, or Nepalese, or any local language.

Edit: Whoops didn't see that they were trying to learn Spanish. (And laughing about how hard and foreign it all is.)

What choice do they have? Minister to Canada? Minister to scary urban youth in godless detroit? India and parts of Africa speak english, but if they go so far they might not be able to afford to come home once a month.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 02:56

Motto: Aug 3, 2013

PT6A posted:

For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself.

The crazier Christians tend to loathe other Christians for stuff like allowing women to be pastors or not hating homosexuals. It's the same thing, and likely the same people, as ultraconservatives accusing anybody left of them of not being Real Americans.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:01

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Motto posted:

The crazier Christians tend to loathe other Christians for stuff like allowing women to be pastors or not hating homosexuals. It's the same thing, and likely the same people, as ultraconservatives accusing anybody left of them of not being Real Americans.

In short, God is talking to everyone, but telling them all conflicting things.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:08

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; a cat

The Bible posted:

In short, God is talking to everyone, but telling them all conflicting things.

What a prankster.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:10

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

PT6A posted:

For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself.

Living in the south among the baptists and gone to a Catholic college, there's a couple reasons.

Some believe the Catholics are idol worshippers/pseudo-polytheists what with the various saints and prayers to Mary. (Fun thing, ask a Catholic and a non-Catholic what the Immaculate Conception refers to. You might get different answers.)

Along with the idolatry, the other reason is the papacy, the fact that the big authority head is an old dude in a funny white hat in a foreign land upsets Christian nationalists to no end; along with the idea that said old dude speaks for god, meanwhile the irony that every politician claims to have talked to God personally flies right over their heads.

The last reason usually involves the fact that some Catholics have latched onto some forms of social justice, and have gone "maybe there's something to this whole the Earth revolves around the Sun idea." meaning they bucked from God's infallible truth.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:25

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Angela Christine posted:

What a prankster.

It would make sense if God turned out to be Coyote.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 03:40

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Casimir Radon posted:

I should start a Gogundme so I can spread the word at Disneyworld.

There should be a separate site for this that the Duggar boys can be allowed to view. GoFundie.com is available.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:13

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

The Duggar should all move to Guyana.

To JimBobtown.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:26

Bonapartisan: May 20, 2004; Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy

Apparently they are there, but for some reason, edited the hell out of that photo. HD filters are the bane of fundies too, I guess. I can't explain his arm, although I will say he's really got some marfan looking limbs so I guess he could have his arm just really awkwardly placed.

Original unfundiefiltered

Oh, and he recently had jaw realignment surgery, so his mouth was I guess way more hosed up before. God help me for knowing all this but these people fascinate me

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:37

Raiad: Feb 1, 2005; Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

Angela Christine posted:

It's such a baffling 'shop. If you are going to fake a mission pic, why the beach? The beach just reinforces the "you're paying for our vacation" vibe. A slum, a quaint village or even a church would be better options. Why the beach?

I don't know, doesn't seem like a safe place to take your kid.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:41

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

So what's their justification when caught in a con

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:45

Regalingualius: Jan 6, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

I sense a premise for a golden Photoshop thread.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:48

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's their justification when caught in a con

Either Satan-fortress in your heart, or Jesus wanted it that way.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:49

LingcodKilla: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Bonapartisan posted:

Apparently they are there, but for some reason, edited the hell out of that photo. HD filters are the bane of fundies too, I guess. I can't explain his arm, although I will say he's really got some marfan looking limbs so I guess he could have his arm just really awkwardly placed.

Original unfundiefiltered

Oh, and he recently had jaw realignment surgery, so his mouth was I guess way more hosed up before. God help me for knowing all this but these people fascinate me

That photo still doesnt jive. The angle of the beach and waves is all wrong.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:55

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; a cat

Raiad posted:

I don't know, doesn't seem like a safe place to take your kid.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 04:56

Buh: May 17, 2008

PT6A posted:

For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself.

It's not just that. Bringing Jesus to them damned heathen foreigners gets you serious fundie brownie points, but no one wants to deal with pesky details like actually getting imprisoned or endangered so they pick a place that sounds a bit foreign but also totally Christian so they can have a little holiday preaching to the choir and come back as heroes.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 05:35

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Thank You

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 20:14

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Bonapartisan posted:

Oh, and he recently had jaw realignment surgery

Did he get an extra joint put in his arm at the same time?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 06:03

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