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boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

I don't understand why y'all are confused about his arm

# ? Sep 10, 2015 06:14

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# ? Oct 30, 2020 02:06

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

boom boom boom posted:

I don't understand why y'all are confused about his arm

When your only reference for human physiology is 2D drawings, weird things happen.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 06:19

Casimir Radon: Aug 1, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's their justification when caught in a con

As far as they're concerned they haven't done anything wrong. She grew up jet-setting around to various media events. As far as she knows all the free stuff they get is their reward for being ~~circus freaks~~ holier than everyone else, as is the lifestyle they've all grown accustomed to.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 06:44

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's their justification when caught in a con

"Christians are human and sinful just like anyone else but Jesus forgives us so we just do whatever we like while condemning others living in exactly the same manner."

# ? Sep 10, 2015 07:36

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

How much Jim would a Jim Bob Bob if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 12:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; Thank You

Murderion posted:

How much Jim would a Jim Bob Bob if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim?

He would Bob as much as a Jim Bob could if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 12:47

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

Jumpingmanjim posted:

He would Bob as much as a Jim Bob could if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim.

Jim Bob Jim's Bobs down by the Bob Jim.

A-bomb JIbble.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:19

Quote-Unquote: Oct 21, 2002

Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars;
A Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared;
If Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars,
Wheres the Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:32

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

I don't think the picture is photoshopped. It's probably a camera phone shot with a flash, which is making the foreground look out of place with the background. The guy has a really hosed up looking arm because he looks hosed up in general.

Those are some pretty nice looking boobs though. I might donate to their counseling gang members on the beach if we got more Jill Duggar t-shirt photos - preferably without the big fat White baby and orangutan arms behind her.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 13:57

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jim Bob Jim's Bobs down by the Bob Jim.

A-bomb JIbble.

Me and Jim Bob down by the school yard.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 15:55

Lowtechs: Jan 12, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Bonzo posted:

Me and Jim Bob down by the school yard.

My Jim Bob brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like It's better than yours. drat right it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I have to charge.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:32

Robotnik Nudes: Jul 8, 2013

Cousin Amy's boobs are way better and she also seems like the most least intolerable member of the clan.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:40

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

Tomorrow you'll need all your faculties to meet my Jim Bobbar

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:42

Viruswithshoes: Mar 26, 2007

Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't think the picture is photoshopped. It's probably a camera phone shot with a flash, which is making the foreground look out of place with the background. The guy has a really hosed up looking arm because he looks hosed up in general.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 17:44

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

No. 6 posted:

Yes, I'll install an adblocker that works on my phone while using the Awful app browser. Go gently caress a Duggar.

Great idea!

Get inside that hosts file ~~like Josh did with his 5 year old sister.~~

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 10, 2015

# ? Sep 10, 2015 18:04

Depressio111117: Oct 18, 2014; A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Lowtechs posted:

My Jim Bob brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like It's better than yours. drat right it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I have to charge.

My Jim Bob brings all the Jims to the Bob. And they're like, it's Jimmer than Bob. I could teach you, but I Jim Jim Bob.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:00

Blizzy_Cow: Feb 27, 2006; When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Now guys remember the saying "He who is without Bob shall Jim the first stone"

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:06

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Do not Jim, or you too will be Bob.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:27

flerp: Feb 25, 2014; CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH

jim bob

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:32

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.: Sep 29, 2001

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:34

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering if Josh will come down the stairs,
Jim Bobs to the left of me,
Jim Bobs to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Jim Bob.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:34

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

And you will know my name is the Jim when I lay my Bob upon thee.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Sep 10, 2015

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:36

Inside Out Mom: Jan 9, 2004; Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Ain't no doubt about
They were doubly blessed
Cuz Josh was barely 16
And they were only kids

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:40

Inside Out Mom: Jan 9, 2004; Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Because it's cold and lonely in the Arkansas night
He could see paradise by the cribs night light

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:42

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Angela Christine posted:

Wow, they are super bad at mission grifting. http://www.dillardfamily.com/blog

Starts pretty strong.

Point out LOL brown people, thank the rubes for supporting your trip, throw in an elderly convert anecdote, a bible quote, and then ask for money. Pretty good. Then their next entry is pretty pointless though.

37 seconds of a baby being carried through a generic hotel. Are they even in central america?

The latest one really drops the ball.

Half the blog is about their trip back home. Jet-setting around is not what people donate to missions for. She abandoned the mission field for a party and 2 minutes on a TLC special. That just shows a lack of commitment. Then they get back to central america and there are no heartwarming tales of saving souls, instead they've been taking Spanish classes. Wat. Yeah, you totally had to wait until you got to central america for that, there is no way to take Spanish classes in the USA on your own dime.

The Duggar 'everything is fine' instinct may be letting her down here. People want to hear about hardships, not vacations.

"Upcoming TLC documentary." So they're still on TV.

Also I took two years of Spanish in a Canadian high school and could communicate well enough in regular, non-resort Mexico. These guys are dumb.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:44

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman… the Goddess. Josie. She says her name is Josie.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:52

Busty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS

Duggar and Jim Bob at Tanagra.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:52

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

As the native tongue of THE LORD, English is perfectly understandable to all people as long as you yell at them loud enough.

American Missionary/Tourist 101

# ? Sep 10, 2015 20:57

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Duggar
Check out my fundie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex with some beeches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Jim? Bob?

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:26

ElwoodCuse: Jan 11, 2004; we're puttin' the band back together

Reverse Centaur posted:

"Upcoming TLC documentary." So they're still on TV.

It already aired

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:28

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

molest without rhythm and it won't attract the jimbob

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:42

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

To the Jaws theme:

Jim Bob

Jim Bob

Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob

Jimmy Bob, Jimmy Bob Jimmy Bob

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:52

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Inside Out Mom posted:

Ain't no doubt about
They were doubly blessed
Cuz Josh was barely 16
And they were only kids

Inside Out Mom posted:

Because it's cold and lonely in the Arkansas night
He could see paradise by the cribs night light

They couldn't take it any longer
God they were crazed
Then they tattled to our folks and got my rear end disgraced
Started swearing to Jim Bob and mom's crazy-rear end face
That I would quit it til the end of time
Jim Bob said he'd hush it til the rapture time

So now I'm praying for that rapture time
To hurry up and arrive
If Jim Bob has to do another Fox interview
I don't think that I could really survive

No I can't keep a promise
Or respect my vows
So everyone knows about my cheating now
We're begging for the public dime it's all that we can do
TLC don't be unkind
We need to get our show renewed

_{It was long ago

It was just horseplay

I was so much younger than I am today

It never felt that good

It never felt that right

Josh was feeling up his sisters in the middle of night}

# ? Sep 10, 2015 21:53

Quote-Unquote: Oct 21, 2002

Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your Jim Bob
Go play

Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your sisters
Get laid

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:28

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.; Smellrose

PathAsc posted:

To the Jaws theme:

Jim Bob

Jim Bob

Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob

Jimmy Bob, Jimmy Bob Jimmy Bob

this is good

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:29

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

PathAsc posted:

Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Duggar
Check out my fundie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex with some beeches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Jim? Bob?

pray the gay away
pray the gay away

# ? Sep 10, 2015 22:43

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

My home and all my possessions were destroyed in a flood, but I needed to check in here quick and say:

Jim bob

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:35

Inside Out Mom: Jan 9, 2004; Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Phobic Nest posted:

They couldn't take it any longer
God they were crazed
Then they tattled to our folks and got my rear end disgraced
Started swearing to Jim Bob and mom's crazy-rear end face
That I would quit it til the end of time
Jim Bob said he'd hush it til the rapture time

So now I'm praying for that rapture time
To hurry up and arrive
If Jim Bob has to do another Fox interview
I don't think that I could really survive

No I can't keep a promise
Or respect my vows
So everyone knows about my cheating now
We're begging for the public dime it's all that we can do
TLC don't be unkind
We need to get our show renewed

_{It was long ago

It was just horseplay

I was so much younger than I am today

It never felt that good

It never felt that right

Josh was feeling up his sisters in the middle of night}

Yesssssssss

I want to write up the part with the sports announcer doing a play by play of Josh sneaking into the room but getting busted by Jesus. And Jesus is OK only if he praises him forever and Josh has to pray on it.

# ? Sep 10, 2015 23:39