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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


I don't understand why y'all are confused about his arm

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009



boom boom boom posted:

I don't understand why y'all are confused about his arm

When your only reference for human physiology is 2D drawings, weird things happen.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's their justification when caught in a con
As far as they're concerned they haven't done anything wrong. She grew up jet-setting around to various media events. As far as she knows all the free stuff they get is their reward for being circus freaks holier than everyone else, as is the lifestyle they've all grown accustomed to.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's their justification when caught in a con

"Christians are human and sinful just like anyone else but Jesus forgives us so we just do whatever we like while condemning others living in exactly the same manner."

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

How much Jim would a Jim Bob Bob if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Murderion posted:

How much Jim would a Jim Bob Bob if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim?

He would Bob as much as a Jim Bob could if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Jumpingmanjim posted:

He would Bob as much as a Jim Bob could if a Jim Bob could Bob Jim.

Jim Bob Jim's Bobs down by the Bob Jim.

A-bomb JIbble.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars;
A Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared;
If Jim Bob Duggared a Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars,
Wheres the Bob of Jim Bob'd Duggars Jim Bob Duggared?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

I don't think the picture is photoshopped. It's probably a camera phone shot with a flash, which is making the foreground look out of place with the background. The guy has a really hosed up looking arm because he looks hosed up in general.

Those are some pretty nice looking boobs though. I might donate to their counseling gang members on the beach if we got more Jill Duggar t-shirt photos - preferably without the big fat White baby and orangutan arms behind her.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jim Bob Jim's Bobs down by the Bob Jim.

A-bomb JIbble.

Me and Jim Bob down by the school yard.

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001


Grimey Drawer

Bonzo posted:

Me and Jim Bob down by the school yard.

My Jim Bob brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like It's better than yours. drat right it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I have to charge.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



Cousin Amy's boobs are way better and she also seems like the most least intolerable member of the clan.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





Tomorrow you'll need all your faculties to meet my Jim Bobbar

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007



Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't think the picture is photoshopped. It's probably a camera phone shot with a flash, which is making the foreground look out of place with the background. The guy has a really hosed up looking arm because he looks hosed up in general.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


No. 6 posted:

Yes, I'll install an adblocker that works on my phone while using the Awful app browser. Go gently caress a Duggar.

Great idea!

Get inside that hosts file like Josh did with his 5 year old sister.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 10, 2015

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Lowtechs posted:

My Jim Bob brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like It's better than yours. drat right it's better than yours. I can teach you. But I have to charge.

My Jim Bob brings all the Jims to the Bob. And they're like, it's Jimmer than Bob. I could teach you, but I Jim Jim Bob.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Now guys remember the saying "He who is without Bob shall Jim the first stone"

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Do not Jim, or you too will be Bob.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


jim bob

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering if Josh will come down the stairs,
Jim Bobs to the left of me,
Jim Bobs to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with Jim Bob.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


And you will know my name is the Jim when I lay my Bob upon thee.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Sep 10, 2015

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Ain't no doubt about
They were doubly blessed
Cuz Josh was barely 16
And they were only kids

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Because it's cold and lonely in the Arkansas night
He could see paradise by the cribs night light

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Angela Christine posted:

Wow, they are super bad at mission grifting. http://www.dillardfamily.com/blog

Starts pretty strong.


Point out LOL brown people, thank the rubes for supporting your trip, throw in an elderly convert anecdote, a bible quote, and then ask for money. Pretty good. Then their next entry is pretty pointless though.


37 seconds of a baby being carried through a generic hotel. Are they even in central america?

The latest one really drops the ball.


Half the blog is about their trip back home. Jet-setting around is not what people donate to missions for. She abandoned the mission field for a party and 2 minutes on a TLC special. That just shows a lack of commitment. Then they get back to central america and there are no heartwarming tales of saving souls, instead they've been taking Spanish classes. Wat. Yeah, you totally had to wait until you got to central america for that, there is no way to take Spanish classes in the USA on your own dime.

The Duggar 'everything is fine' instinct may be letting her down here. People want to hear about hardships, not vacations.

"Upcoming TLC documentary." So they're still on TV.

Also I took two years of Spanish in a Canadian high school and could communicate well enough in regular, non-resort Mexico. These guys are dumb.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


She smells like angels ought to smell, the perfect woman… the Goddess. Josie. She says her name is Josie.

Busty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Duggar and Jim Bob at Tanagra.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




As the native tongue of THE LORD, English is perfectly understandable to all people as long as you yell at them loud enough.

American Missionary/Tourist 101

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Duggar
Check out my fundie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex with some beeches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Jim? Bob?

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Reverse Centaur posted:

"Upcoming TLC documentary." So they're still on TV.

It already aired

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


molest without rhythm and it won't attract the jimbob

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


To the Jaws theme:

Jim Bob

Jim Bob

Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob

Jimmy Bob, Jimmy Bob Jimmy Bob

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Inside Out Mom posted:

Ain't no doubt about
They were doubly blessed
Cuz Josh was barely 16
And they were only kids

Inside Out Mom posted:

Because it's cold and lonely in the Arkansas night
He could see paradise by the cribs night light

They couldn't take it any longer
God they were crazed
Then they tattled to our folks and got my rear end disgraced
Started swearing to Jim Bob and mom's crazy-rear end face
That I would quit it til the end of time
Jim Bob said he'd hush it til the rapture time

So now I'm praying for that rapture time
To hurry up and arrive
If Jim Bob has to do another Fox interview
I don't think that I could really survive

No I can't keep a promise
Or respect my vows
So everyone knows about my cheating now
We're begging for the public dime it's all that we can do
TLC don't be unkind
We need to get our show renewed


It was long ago
It was just horseplay
I was so much younger than I am today

It never felt that good
It never felt that right
Josh was feeling up his sisters in the middle of night

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your Jim Bob
Go play

Hey now
You're a Duggar
Get your sisters
Get laid

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

PathAsc posted:

To the Jaws theme:

Jim Bob

Jim Bob

Jim Bob Jim Bob Jim Bob

Jimmy Bob, Jimmy Bob Jimmy Bob

this is good

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





PathAsc posted:

Sucking on my Jim Bob like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Duggar
Check out my fundie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like sex with some beeches
What else is in the teaches of peaches? Jim? Bob?
pray the gay away
pray the gay away

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


My home and all my possessions were destroyed in a flood, but I needed to check in here quick and say:





Jim bob

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Phobic Nest posted:

They couldn't take it any longer
God they were crazed
Then they tattled to our folks and got my rear end disgraced
Started swearing to Jim Bob and mom's crazy-rear end face
That I would quit it til the end of time
Jim Bob said he'd hush it til the rapture time

So now I'm praying for that rapture time
To hurry up and arrive
If Jim Bob has to do another Fox interview
I don't think that I could really survive

No I can't keep a promise
Or respect my vows
So everyone knows about my cheating now
We're begging for the public dime it's all that we can do
TLC don't be unkind
We need to get our show renewed


It was long ago
It was just horseplay
I was so much younger than I am today

It never felt that good
It never felt that right
Josh was feeling up his sisters in the middle of night


Yesssssssss

I want to write up the part with the sports announcer doing a play by play of Josh sneaking into the room but getting busted by Jesus. And Jesus is OK only if he praises him forever and Josh has to pray on it.

egon_beeblebrox
Feb 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





Crusty Nutsack posted:

Duggar and Jim Bob at Tanagra.

When the funds failed.

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Bonapartisan posted:

Apparently they are there, but for some reason, edited the hell out of that photo.

Making her brighter helps to distinguish and elevate her above the darkies.

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