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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




The Bible posted:

When did they find him?

They haven't

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Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

Nether Postlude posted:

Stay awhile and Jim Bob.

The sanctity of this Jim has been Bobbed

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



College Slice






Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Phobic Nest posted:

She is to die because she did not cry out for help, although she was in a town, where she could have been heard.

drat the bible is pretty harsh. Buttsex is still ok though right?

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Buttcoin purse posted:

drat the bible is pretty harsh. Buttsex is still ok though right?

If it's a girl I guess it's okay if she isn't betrothed to anybody; stick it in whatever hole you want.

If it's a dude, well I'll let more knowledgeable folks argue about the Leviticus verses and what lying with a man "as with a woman" means.

Or not, cuz having your sex life dictated by ancient goatherders is stupid.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON



He's on a child sex tour mission trip in Laos, Cambodia and/or Thailand, obviously.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Phobic Nest posted:

Or not, cuz having your sex life dictated by ancient goatherders is stupid.

If they were Duggars, that would be goatfuckers.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Crawling in your bed
These sins prayer will heal
Jim is how I Bob
Duggering what is real

There's something inside me that's probably Josh
I'm sinning, it's my fault
This lack of discipline I fear is what excites him
It's all me. it must be...

To find Jim Bob again
Now Josh is closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just not enough prayers to make)
They told me this before
I am a whore

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


PathAsc posted:


There's something inside me that's probably Josh


Ok, I laughed.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



There's more where that came from, I want to provide a valuable service for once.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


They made 19 kids, to get loaded
19 kids, some that Josh molested
What's Jim Bob gonna do now that he's off TV?
The doctor said, "What you been thinkin' 'bout?"
Josh said, "That's the point,
I won't think about nothing
except touching my sister's cooch"
Pray Pray Pray!
"To pass the time."
Josh ran away
He just up and left rehab
19 kids in a tax-free house
And a fundie way of life
Gonna make arranged, marriage
Wives can't get away
Staying at home
Husbands raping them biblically...

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009


"I will not let you enter through me," says the jamb of the door, "unless you tell me my name."

"Jim-bob in the Place of Truth is your name."

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



duggar? hell yea, she's my sister!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Quoth the Jim Bob
Nevermore

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Has Josh returned from his molestation holiday yet?

Lowtechs
Jan 12, 2001


Grimey Drawer


Ah so that is how the Duggars reproduce they have butt babies.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Lowtechs posted:

Ah so that is how the Duggars reproduce they have butt babies.

well it would explain why they're all so lovely

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Potato-face receding hairline. Yep, that's a fundie rear end in a top hat alright.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002



Fallen Rib


Fat and stupid

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013




*gets into politics and pushes for as many restrictions on the sale of alcohol as you can*

"If you're not old enough to drink you're not old enough to DANCE NUDE"

But at least this means any strippers molested by Josh were of legal age.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Quoth the Jim Bob
loving HELL JOSH YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU loving CUNTFUCK

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose


all nude Jim Bobs

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Say Nothing posted:

Potato-face receding hairline. Yep, that's a fundie rear end in a top hat alright.



Wait

Wait

Is that Chenny in drag?

MD2020
May 29, 2003

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wait

Wait

Is that Chenny in drag?



Impossible. Cheney is OK with at least one gay marriage.

Busty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Wait

Wait

Is that Chenny in drag?



I like how the only thing really in focus in this photo is his glasses

gotta soft focus that old man like a glamour shot

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

It is weird how show does look a bit like Lady Cheny, wonder if she has a mutant vagina like Dick supposedly has dick wise.

Scyantific
Feb 13, 2011

World's #1 Elder Scrolls Online Fan!


PathAsc posted:

Crawling in your bed
These sins prayer will heal
Jim is how I Bob
Duggering what is real

There's something inside me that's probably Josh
I'm sinning, it's my fault
This lack of discipline I fear is what excites him
It's all me. it must be...

To find Jim Bob again
Now Josh is closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just not enough prayers to make)
They told me this before
I am a whore

Quoting this because

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.




The leader of the religious group's name was Got Hard?

This is a never ending comedy goldmine that will never run dry.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


That is a seriously depressing article though. "Counseling" equals getting creeped on by some old dude who knows you wanted to be raped or God would've stopped it.

Should've "cried out" bitch, be thankful its illegal for us to stone you.

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007


FIRST TIME posted:

The leader of the religious group's name was Got Hard?

This is a never ending comedy goldmine that will never run dry.

Jim Bob Gothard

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011


McFetusBurger posted:

Jim Bob Gothard

Jim's Bob Got Hard

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Kinetica posted:

Jim's Bob Got Hard

At the putt-putt course, no less.

I'll never be able to play hole 12 without thinking about that now.

EDIT: Unlike Josh, who's all over 12 holes.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Unlike Josh, who's all over 12 holes.

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007





Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that

Cuveball Sliders fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Sep 14, 2015

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Two points in particular include Michelle's patience ("You're very patient with the kids and even whenever they're acting up you're very calm in the way you handle it.") and her "love for Jesus."

http://www.people.com/article/miche...y-family-videos

FaMiLy VaLuEs would be a good band name.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


McFetusBurger posted:




Josh spotted?


No, just another generic Jim Bob.
And a female Jim Bob.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



McFetusBurger posted:




Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that
That's probably the male half of her nepotistic spawn, the one who doesn't have to do gay marriage certificates either.

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