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Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007


Casimir Radon posted:

That's probably the male half of her nepotistic spawn, the one who doesn't have to do gay marriage certificates either.

Yeah I guess the vacant eyed, skin too tight for skeleton look isn't unique to the Duggars

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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Casimir Radon posted:

That's probably the male half of her nepotistic spawn, the one who doesn't have to do gay marriage certificates either.

Could also be lucky husband #4

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Geoj posted:

Could also be lucky husband #4
We're probaby both right.

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010


Casimir Radon posted:

We're probaby both right.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

McFetusBurger posted:




Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that

wow. that gene pool is a veritable trash can

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

The jig is up for Gothard, they can't afford to operate out of Chicago any more so they are moving to the Texas desert

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


ElwoodCuse posted:

The jig is up for Gothard, they can't afford to operate out of Chicago any more so they are moving to the Texas desert

The Texas wilderness is the true Proving Ground of the Faithful. (bring your gasmask!)

Kinetica
Aug 16, 2011


Pvt.Scott posted:

The Texas wilderness is the true Proving Ground of the Faithful. (bring your gasmask!)

Don't mind the feral hogs

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



cumshitter posted:



still side hugging even on their wedding day

lol did they spend the whole wedding staring straight down

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



where is josh duggar have they found him yet.

we must find him before he spawns jim bobs

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Mr. Pumroy posted:

where is josh duggar have they found him yet.

we must find him before he spawns jim bobs

http://www.inquisitr.com/2420446/jo...r-family-video/

Dr. Phil is on the case, be patient.

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012


Mr. Pumroy posted:

where is josh duggar have they found him yet.

we must find him before he spawns jim bobs

Too late by a few years, sorry.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

where is josh duggar have they found him yet.

we must find him before he spawns jim bobs

Dead and buried somewhere on the Duggar compound.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON



quote:

“I just don’t believe that the full truth has come out yet,” said Dr. Phil during an appearance on The View talk show.

Wow, can't get anything past Dr. Phil can you?

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007



"As the Inquisitr reported, the Duggar matriarch and patriarch Michelle and Jim Bob were described as stunned when they found out.

'This wasn’t something they ever imagined was possible,' said a source. 'They so strictly limit their exposure to these sorts of outside influences – from websites to even the sort of television they watch, if they turn on the TV at all – that they were absolutely baffled by how this could have been possible.'"

Once he figured out there were more than 10 web pages out there, and that most of them were porn, sounds like he really dove balls deep into the internet. Jimbobstinence only education just doesn't work

The Bible
May 8, 2010




Good, the fake doctor will get the fake holy man back to the fake hospital for some fake treatment.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I blame Josh for all this poo poo on the surface, but this really is the result and fallout of those two familial slave-drivers, Michelle and Jim Bob.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



The Bible posted:

Good, the fake doctor will get the fake holy man back to the fake hospital for some fake treatment.

They should get Dr. Oz in on this.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Jack Gladney posted:

They should get Dr. Oz in on this.

It's amazingly hilarious that some named "Dr. Oz" is peddling bullshit and people eat it up.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Uncle Wemus posted:

It's amazingly hilarious that some named "Dr. Oz" is peddling bullshit and people eat it up.

Professor Obviouslymadeupshit was already a registered trademark

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



I used to work with someone who thought that Dr. Drew Pinsky was a phony but Dr. Oz was totally legit.

People are loving retarded.

Bliggers-
Dec 1, 2006
Back in business

Hooded Reptile posted:

FaMiLy VaLuEs would be a good band name.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Values_Tour

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


FIRST TIME posted:

I used to work with someone who thought that Dr. Drew Pinsky was a phony but Dr. Oz was totally legit.

People are loving retarded.

Dr Oz once had a psychic on his show. Not to debunk him, but to showcase his talents.

I hate Dr Oz.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



Top City Homo posted:

wow. that gene pool is a veritable trash can
tbf she's surrounded by cops.Not a group that represents the best the community has to offer.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Jim Bob

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006


Robotnik Nudes posted:

tbf she's surrounded by cops.Not a group that represents the best the community has to offer.

The dude who was issuing licenses while she was in the hoosegow also bore a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt. I think Rowan County is suffering from pedigree collapse.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



PT6A posted:

The dude who was issuing licenses while she was in the hoosegow also bore a striking resemblance to Jabba the Hutt. I think Rowan County is suffering from pedigree collapse.

edit: misread. am stupid.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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Robotnik Nudes posted:

tbf she's surrounded by cops.Not a group that represents the best the community has to offer.

just imagining her growing angrier and angrier as her marriages one after the other fail and then seeing two other people of the same sex filling out paperwork similar to incorporating a business entity

just seething at this happy couple and then projecting her vile interpretation of a sham religion onto this irrelevant legal procedure

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Kinetica posted:

Don't mind the feral hogs

The women aren't *that* bad.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Fiend posted:

The women aren't *that* bad.

I'm not so sure. A couple of them showed some sort of mild romantic attraction towards me while I lived down there, which is not a good sign at all.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



A lot of southern girls are super cute and fun and the ones who like "smart" boys have a delightfully low standard for what constitutes smart. I think they're a-ok.

Edit: also, with the way they talk they knock me out when I'm down there.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Robotnik Nudes posted:

the ones who like "smart" boys have a delightfully low standard for what constitutes smart.

Are we talking "you passed the 8th grade on the second try? Gol-ly you're smart!"?

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!


Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm not so sure. A couple of them showed some sort of mild romantic attraction towards me while I lived down there, which is not a good sign at all.

So, how exactly ARE you related to the Duggars?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




McFetusBurger posted:




Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that

Her son looks like Josh Bob and Jared Fogle had a babby

egon_beeblebrox
Feb 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.





Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Was the involved family Dillard or Dullard? Also Jim bobbed

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Max Hammer posted:

So, how exactly ARE you related to the Duggars?

I live relatively near them. Southwest Missouri and Northwest Arkansas are the same geographical area. I was talkin about the fine and discriminatin wimmin folk down in Tejas.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

How much diddling would a Josh Duggar diddle if a Josh Duggar could diddle Duggars.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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Pvt.Scott posted:

I live relatively near them. Southwest Missouri and Northwest Arkansas are the same geographical area. I was talkin about the fine and discriminatin wimmin folk down in Tejas.

i doubt they discriminate that much considering the out of wedlock birthrate for single teenage mothers

those bitches are horny and stupid as gently caress

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Feb 25, 2014

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