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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ugh, gently caress right off.

I work in a gift shop with some personalized items, and I overheard someone say "Oh, they have Emily, but it's not spelled right." Her friend asked how it was spelled. "Emileigh."

loving WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

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Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

I work in a gift shop with some personalized items, and I overheard someone say "Oh, they have Emily, but it's not spelled right." Her friend asked how it was spelled. "Emileigh."

loving WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake.
Though it seems this stuff is becoming more prevalent, that there will be nothing special or interesting being among the millions of poor bastards who have to phonetically spell ther name, every time.

I'm so glad my name is plain old James, and not Jahmmes or the like (apologies to anyone named Jahmmes)

Oh, the PYF stupid names thread is a goldmine of this stuff

Yermaw Zahoor fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Sep 22, 2015

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake.
Though it seems this stuff is becoming more prevalent, that there will be nothing special or interesting being among the millions of poor bastards who have to phonetically spell ther name, every time.

I'm so glad my name is plain old James, and not Jahmmes or the like (apologies to anyone named Jahmmes)

Oh, the PYF stupid names thread is a goldmine of this stuff

Jaymes

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Djyhm Bahbe

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Sister Fucker. It's pronounced Josh Duggar.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Yermaw Zahoor posted:

Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake.
Though it seems this stuff is becoming more prevalent, that there will be nothing special or interesting being among the millions of poor bastards who have to phonetically spell ther name, every time.

I'm so glad my name is plain old James, and not Jahmmes or the like (apologies to anyone named Jahmmes)

Oh, the PYF stupid names thread is a goldmine of this stuff

Amarcarts
Feb 21, 2007

This looks a lot like suffering.
Sister: You are Duggar now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. We have many fine women. Anna is the best singer.

Josh Duggar: I don't want Anna.

Sister: Anna is a good hunter.

Josh Duggar: Yes, she is a good hunter. But I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me.

Sister: [smiles] She already has.

[They kiss]

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Amarcarts posted:

Sister: You are Duggar now. You may make your bow from the wood of Hometree. And you may choose a woman. We have many fine women. Anna is the best singer.

Josh Duggar: I don't want Anna.

Sister: Anna is a good hunter.

Josh Duggar: Yes, she is a good hunter. But I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me.

Sister: [smiles] She already has.

[They kiss]

Too consensual.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

The Bible posted:

Too consensual.

You forgot to turn to the next page:

Everything inside of her couldn't stop screaming no. No no no nononoNoNoNONONONONOOOO! Despite this, she tried to hide the panic in her watery eyes as she focused on keeping a rictus grin on her face, and not on the clumsy, doughy meat sausages pawing at her womanhood through her extremely modest dress. "Boys sure can't help themselves," she thought "I should have just stayed inside and prayed all day."
As she processed her guilt for what was happening she was also relieved. She knew from her other sisters that this would be over soon. That's when his left fist slammed into her right eye socket. He was fond of this one.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


Her inner goddess was doing the Dance of the Seven Veils.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

That's better. Old Testament worthy, even.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

This is also his O face.

And his 'Josh you are a loving disgrace, I knew I should have shot you in the barn when I had the chance' face.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Pvt.Scott posted:

You forgot to turn to the next page:

Everything inside of her couldn't stop screaming no. No no no nononoNoNoNONONONONOOOO! Despite this, she tried to hide the panic in her watery eyes as she focused on keeping a rictus grin on her face, and not on the clumsy, doughy meat sausages pawing at her womanhood through her extremely modest dress. "Boys sure can't help themselves," she thought "I should have just stayed inside and prayed all day."
As she processed her guilt for what was happening she was also relieved. She knew from her other sisters that this would be over soon. That's when his left fist slammed into her right eye socket. He was fond of this one.

what a whore

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

This is also his O face.

This is a very disturbing thought.

"Oh yeah... ohhh yeah, that's good, just like that... mmhmm... I'm gonna, I'm gonna.... uhh..... UUUHHHH......J'YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!..."

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Oh dear. I'm tempted to make up a more outlandish one, but it would make me sad if it was real too.

fake edit -
Oh, if you search that "name" there's a great Yahoo! Answers post with a guy saying it's how gay people pronounce the name James.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Amarcarts posted:

Sister: *snores lightly*

Josh Duggar: I don't want Anna.

Sister: *snuffles, turns slightly, continues snoring*

Josh Duggar: Yes, she is a good hunter. But I've already chosen. But this woman must also choose me.

Sister: *mouth falls open, louder, more guttural snore*

[He unzips]

Fixed it up a bit fo ya there chief

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

http://www.amazon.com/Sodomy-Pirate-Tradition-Seventeenth-Century-Caribbean/dp/0814712363

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Jim the fundie Bob lives in a "church"
And frolicks in the autumn mist in a land called Tontitown
Little Duggar girls were loved by that rascal Josh
And tempted him with their ankle skirts and other whorish things

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
Like I said,

JUST DOESN'T STOP.

http://starcasm.net/archives/329786

(Although with 19 kids in each family, it seems bound to happen at some point!)

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Hooded Reptile posted:

Like I said,

JUST DOESN'T STOP.

http://starcasm.net/archives/329786

(Although with 19 kids in each family, it seems bound to happen at some point!)

Oh no, if those two families are joined they will become unstoppable!

Sammus
Nov 30, 2005

That is a ton of doughnuts is the whole family trying to get diabetes?

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
جم بوب

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Tardigrade posted:

جم بوب

Not like I didn't have my suspicions as to what this was, but I literally laughed out loud at work when I checked it out.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Hooded Reptile posted:

Like I said,

JUST DOESN'T STOP.

http://starcasm.net/archives/329786

(Although with 19 kids in each family, it seems bound to happen at some point!)

So guessing they're trying to find a gravy train now. Can't wait for what new skeletons pop out!

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

PathAsc posted:

Jim the fundie Bob lives in a "church"
And frolicks in the autumn mist in a land called Tontitown
Little Duggar girls were loved by that rascal Josh
And tempted him with their ankle skirts and other whorish things

Together they would travel in an overstuffed RV
The daughters kept a lookout so that they could shout "Nike!"
Mike Huckabee and TLC would bow whene'er they came
Authorities would drop charges when Bob hairsprayed his mane

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Duggarbates

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

Top City Homo posted:

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you will be pleasantly surprised

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

cumshitter posted:

Together they would travel in an overstuffed RV
The daughters kept a lookout so that they could shout "Nike!"
Mike Huckabee and TLC would bow whene'er they came
Authorities would drop charges when Bob hairsprayed his mane

:drat:

nice rendition

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay

Man, if he's gonna view porn, it'd better be straight porn!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

I wonder how times times Jim Bob has expressed relief that at least Josh isn't gay

I don't really get that whole thing. You believe homosexual man on man butt stuff is a sin, as it is clearly called out as forbidden in the code of ancient laws meant for another people used as an example as to why following rules doesn't lead to salvation. You also believe that having sexual desire for another man is a choice for everyone. Every single person ever, consciously (apparently even straight women) said to themselves, "I think I'll check out the boys today, see what I like."

Ok, so Jesus Christ, the literal incarnation of God, not just a dude, but the creator of the loving universe, to make his point about how all men are doomed without the gift of salvation said, "you see that chick over there? I bet you guys thought about tapping that just now when I pointed her out. Guess what, just thinking about doing something, even if you don't act on it, has stained your spirit enough to keep you from me."

Alright, so what does it matter? Without accepting the gift of salvation, it doesn't matter what you do or don't do, and once you do accept the gift, you are called on try try and live with love and kindness, putting God first in your life and having everything else flow from that. Does it matter if some dude blows another dude? Only if it causes him to lose focus on God.

Technically Jim Bob should just be living life to its fullest knowing his family and friends are all awaiting him in paradise. People try to make this poo poo way harder than it needs to be. I'm getting soft in my old age. I used to be such an angry atheist. Now I'm just like, hey, that's your thing? Cool. Could you at least read the manual? No...sigh

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
Someone shop Jim bobs head onto the monster in the rabbit cave from Holy Grail.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


Bada bada bummm

http://www.eonline.com/news/697264/will-law-order-svu-take-on-ashley-madison-and-the-duggar-family-controversies

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

JIMU BOBU

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



Same!

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


Don't you mean :doink:?

Ashley Madison should be on CSI: Cyber though :suicide: I mean I've never seen the show but still :suicide: I have seen 19 Kids and Counting though :suicide:

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Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

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