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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Amarcarts posted:

I thought though that 99% of girls break their hymen just from daily activities or sports not from sex.

I wouldn't say it's 99%, but it happens.

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Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I feel like this is related, and not just because the article namedrops the Duggars.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/lucky-non-virgin-gals-spared-marrying-whiny-man-children-after-mra-launches-nohymennodiamond-drive/

In short, #nohymennodiamond :psyduck:

http://www.thegorettigroup.com/2015/02/i-waited-until-my-wedding-night-to-lose-my-virginity-and-i-wish-i-hadnt-a-response/

Depression, Regret and shame. Seems about right.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I feel like this is related, and not just because the article namedrops the Duggars.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/lucky-non-virgin-gals-spared-marrying-whiny-man-children-after-mra-launches-nohymennodiamond-drive/

In short, #nohymennodiamond :psyduck:

Why don't these retards just have casual sex with all these independent women who don't want a lovely relationship or kids?

Oh, right, because they're disgusting and no one would ever want to gently caress them without financial and social coercion.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

I can't wait until that dancing fat girl has a sex scandal and gets kicked off TLC.

When's the last time they had a reality show that didn't end like that?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Hooded Reptile posted:



Not that far from the truth, these two couples are penning deals with tlc. The cycle will renew again......

Hopefully they will bleep out any mention of Josh, so all events they film with public random strangers will be like a NWA video on MTV.

Buffer Overflow
Sep 3, 2006
Interweb Addict

Have there been any actual sightings of Josh since he went into "rehab"? I think he might be taking an extended sabbatical about 6 feet under Jim Bob's back yard.

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

Buffer Overflow posted:

Have there been any actual sightings of Josh since he went into "rehab"? I think he might be taking an extended sabbatical about 6 feet under Jim Bob's back yard.

A co-worker of mine swears she saw him a few weeks ago in line at a donut shop that isn't too far from the "rehab facility" he's said to be holed up in. She couldn't think of a way to discreetly get a pic of him though.

WescottF1 fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Sep 27, 2015

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

WescottF1 posted:

A co-worker of mine work swears she saw him a few weeks ago in line at a donut shop that isn't too far from the "rehab facility" he's said to be holed up in. She couldn't think of a way to discreetly get a pic of him though.

drat that. His family decided to put most of their poo poo on national television. Snap away.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

WescottF1 posted:

She couldn't think of a way to discreetly get a pic of him though.

Missed a few hundred dollars, papers and magazines would have went ape poo poo for that.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


I hope one of their kids dies so I can be the first one to make the 18 kids and counting joke.

Also not seeing why an rear end in a top hat who worked for Focus on the Family deserves any respect for his privacy when his job is to bash gays.

cumshitter fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Sep 27, 2015

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


cumshitter posted:

I hope one of their kids dies so I can be the first one to make the 18 kids and counting joke.

Also not seeing why an rear end in a top hat who worked for Focus on the Family deserves any respect for his privacy when his job is to bash gays.

Get your bigot orgs straight, man. Josh headed up the Family Research CENTER, not Focus on the Family affiliated Family Research Council!

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...




FrozenVent posted:

I can't wait until that dancing fat girl has a sex scandal and gets kicked off TLC.

When's the last time they had a reality show that didn't end like that?

The family of midgets I think...

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Hooded Reptile posted:

Well yeah, you only get a show if you keep the baby mill running you know....Also, I checked the fall shows of tlc and theres one about a 600 lb woman, wait no theres two shows...wait..

they should give penny a show.


and by penny i mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axEtpHLpYEI

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Rambling Robot posted:

they should give penny a show.


and by penny i mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axEtpHLpYEI

An Arby's ad popped up while the video loaded and now I don't know what to think.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I feel like this is related, and not just because the article namedrops the Duggars.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/lucky-non-virgin-gals-spared-marrying-whiny-man-children-after-mra-launches-nohymennodiamond-drive/

In short, #nohymennodiamond :psyduck:

Yeah, the women of the world are really missing out not marrying these champs. Guess they're just gonna have to find someone who treats them like a person instead of a consumable!

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Brain damaged goods don't wanna marry damaged goods.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


Hooded Reptile posted:



Not that far from the truth, these two couples are penning deals with tlc. The cycle will renew again......

Why are the guys wearing the same shoes

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Hooded Reptile posted:



Not that far from the truth, these two couples are penning deals with tlc. The cycle will renew again......

stone the pants wearing harlot, so speaketh Jim Bob

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


http://www.patheos.com/blogs/nolongerquivering/what-is-quiverfull/

For all the needs of a family with less than 9 kids.

edit: Modesty ~ a girl or woman whose clothing is “revealing” is guilty of “defrauding” her Christian “brother” ~ because she is tempting him with impure thoughts in relation to a body (hers) which is not rightfully his to possess.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?


I think I saw a blanket trained toddler at an outdoor event yesterday.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Those Duggar girls are doing some To Catch A Predator style spin off. But they'll just end up catching a Duggar every week

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Sep 29, 2015

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats



Lord of Pie posted:

stone the pants wearing harlot, so speaketh Jim Bob

Pants are bad because they draw attention to the curve of the bum and sometimes camel-toe. An unbearable burden for any man who sees it. Pants under a skirt is fine though. Especially with such a short skirt like that, if not for the pants you'd be able to see her knees. :eyepop:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

not a cult

Dammit_Carl!
Mar 5, 2013



Ol' Lurch on the right looks like his head got deformed in some church van accident

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Oh no

quote:

In Touch magazine is exclusively reporting in its new issue — on newsstands now — that Josh Duggar had an affair with another porn star. The shocking revelation comes barely one month after porn star Danica Dillon revealed that she and Josh had “rough sex” twice last spring while his wife, Anna, was pregnant with their fourth child. “A second porn star is saying she also hooked up with Josh and had a bad experience, too,” a source told In Touch magazine, adding that the woman plans to go public with her story. Danica also told said that she believed she wasn’t the only one. According to the source, “The second porn star had a similar experience — Josh was also rough with her. He’s a monster with what he did to these women and the embarrassment he’s caused his family.”

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/josh-duggar-cheated-with-another-porn-star-72171

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


There is no end, is there? Just keeps going.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Still waiting for the gay shoe to drop.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001



They probably buy shoes and other clothing in bulk

SteveVizsla posted:

Why are the guys wearing the same shoes

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Duggars: there is always more and it is always worse.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Amarcarts posted:

I thought though that 99% of girls break their hymen just from daily activities or sports not from sex.
um yeah, daily activities like cheesing themselves off with zucchinis and squash

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


http://www.skepticalob.com/2015/09/jill-duggar-dillard-is-not-a-real-midwife-shes-a-cpm-a-counterfeit-professional-midwife.html

The Bible
May 8, 2010




I guess I just assumed she was prayed into midwifery. I'm surprised there is even the slightest degree of authenticity to it.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer


I thought it was kind of odd that Jill had a skilled profession when none of the Duggar girls went to college or work outside the home.

The sad part is Michelle Duggar is probably the most educated Duggar lady by benefit of attending an actual school before Jim Bobbed her.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


https://www.facebook.com/venessa.giron/posts/10154303537710425?pnref=story

Hmm apparently this the person she did her midwife apprenticeship under.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



This is why you really want a doctor and not a ~prayer warrior~ present for major medical events.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard

My mom's friend works as a midwife in Amish country, they actually do extensive hands-on training and classes to prepare them for the many, many ways things can go wrong during birth. I guess she could have just gotten certified as an expert in "normal births" via online classes instead?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


its awesome that they pumped out 20 absolutely useless human beings.

poo poo, josh is the only one who held something approaching a job as far as i know, and his qualifications were a) being the son of a man with connections and b) hatin gays

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Amarcarts posted:

I thought though that 99% of girls break their hymen just from daily activities or sports not from sex.
I don't think it's quite that high. I'm surprised I didn't get nightmares from some e/n thread where a lesbian was talking about using a pair of scissors to break her partners hymen. I really shouldn't have read that.


shiksa posted:

its awesome that they pumped out 20 absolutely useless human beings.

poo poo, josh is the only one who held something approaching a job as far as i know, and his qualifications were a) being the son of a man with connections and b) hatin gays
One of the daughters scammed people into giving her and her dipshit husband tons of money to harass Catholics spread the word in El Salvador. Except they've done pretty much nothing except take Spanish lessons, which seems like something they maybe should have done beforehand, and jetset around whenever they feel like it. They spent so long in front of tv cameras that they just can't grasp that people in the rest of the world actually have jobs and have to do something with their life. TLC subsidized their stupid family for so long that they have no concept of what real life is like.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Must be tough to be a midwife when you've been raised to never, ever say the word 'vagina'.

"Oh no, we have to stop the hoo-ha bleeding!"

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Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes

Soiled Meat

Casimir Radon posted:

TLC subsidized their stupid family for so long that they have no concept of what real life is like.

I never watched their show but I would watch one about them fading into obscurity, if such a thing were possible

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