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Novo posted:I never watched their show but I would watch one about them fading into obscurity, if such a thing were possible In this specific case, observation of the phenomenon changes the outcome.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:In this specific case, observation of the phenomenon changes the outcome. TLC: We'll follow you around but we're not going to give you any money at you can spread your world while struggling financially, emotionally, and logistically with the stupid decision to have 19 kids that have no education or skills at all. See if they agree to that. Of course the most just thing of all would for these awful people not exist period, but you can't have it all.
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The Bible posted:I guess I just assumed she was prayed into midwifery. I'm surprised there is even the slightest degree of authenticity to it. Yeah certified midwifes go through most all fo the same training as the nurses in Maternity. They probably change some of the study to skip over hospital based stuff but also pick up more study in dealing with unexpected Not sure that applies to newage-y church based midwifery, that's gotta be more like PUSH OUT THAT DEVIL BABY AND KEEP YOUR COOTER COVERED MARY LOU. YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE PAIN, YOU HARLOT
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In related news, Call the Midwife is a good show and I don't care who knows it 
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I'm sure there was some curriculum, but since it was probably vetted by Jim Bob I wouldn't put much trust in it. Rim Job probably disappeared into the bathroom with her study handouts for a while.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Still waiting for the gay shoe to drop. nike!
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Novo posted:I never watched their show but I would watch one about them fading into obscurity, if such a thing were possible I thought that's what this thread was for????
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:"Oh no, we have to stop the hoo-ha bleeding!" I think we established from the police reports at the start of the thread it's called a peepee holder or something else open to misinterpretation, it's not like they'd be allowed to have sex ed so it probably never gets another name.
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Casimir Radon posted:One of the daughters scammed people into giving her and her dipshit husband tons of money to This is kind of my favorite part of the Duggars, they basically just said, 'welp we're in some South American country (coincidentally with picturesque beaches & resorts) and we're praying so please give us more free money' and they cannot believe that 1. People are calling them out for being phonies and 2. Missionary work actually involves work. Casimir Radon posted:In a more just world: Yeah, this would be the better show, shooting them like an indigenous tribe in the jungle, no money just purely documenting this insane subculture of uneducated grifters.
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Casimir Radon posted:In a more just world: So like the honkey version of that starving afican kid with the vulture leering at him?
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red19fire posted:This is kind of my favorite part of the Duggars, they basically just said, 'welp we're in some South American country (coincidentally with picturesque beaches & resorts) and we're praying so please give us more free money' and they cannot believe that 1. People are calling them out for being phonies and 2. Missionary work actually involves work. Ronwayne posted:So like the honkey version of that starving afican kid with the vulture leering at him?
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Casimir Radon posted:One of the sons is able to pursue flying as a hobby with an expensive Cirrus plane. That's something that's so far out of the reach of most people with good degrees who work 40 or more hours it's not even funny. That's an excellent illustration of how objectivity has been lost here. If you want to tell the story of a couple of bumpkins who have 19 kids you really shouldn't ignore the financial, emotion, and logistical toll this choice takes on everyone in the family. But TLC went above and beyond ignoring it and made them millionaires. It's not a hobby though, as fair as I know. Isn't he the families official pilot. As in gets paid a wage from the 'church' coffers and everything.
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BrigadierSensible posted:It's not a hobby though, as fair as I know. Isn't he the families official pilot. As in gets paid a wage from the 'church' coffers and everything. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 07:04 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Wingnut Welfare Isn't that what that kentucky clerk who refused to issue gay marriage licenses is counting on?
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Ronwayne posted:Isn't that what that kentucky clerk who refused to issue gay marriage licenses is counting on? She's got better than that now, the pope met with her and told her what a great person she is.
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:Yeah certified midwifes go through most all fo the same training as the nurses in Maternity. They probably change some of the study to skip over hospital based stuff but also pick up more study in dealing with unexpected She didn't train to be a midwife, though, she trained to be a doula. I doubt her parents would let her do the things necessary to be an actual midwife (such as take actual classes at an actual school with people not related to her.) shadowvine118 fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Oct 1, 2015 |
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Someone tell jillard he spelled midwife wrong then.
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shadowvine118 posted:She didn't train to be a midwife, though, she trained to be a doula. I doubt her parents would let her do the things necessary to be an actual midwife (such as take actual classes at an actual school with people not related to her.) quote:There is a lack of standardization and oversight of doulas, with multiple organizations providing different courses with varying requirements. There is no formal or universally recognized certification process or training requirements, and anyone can refer to themselves as a doula.[16] No academic credentials such as a college or university diploma, or high school equivalency are required. Just as I thought; it's some bullshit "alternative" that can be rushed through with little study or effort, just like Josh's fake therapy and the idea for the sex abuse counseling show.
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If Pregnant was not at fault
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I only cum in men's asses to avoid the problem of 19 children.
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According to the posted article Jill Duggar is a CPM (fake crazy people midwife) or Certified Professional Midwife. Which apparently you can attain by AMY TUTEUR, MD posted:"You could simply take a correspondence course, attend a few dozen deliveries outside the hospital, pay money for an exam and voila: you are a CPM. Actually, you don’t even have to complete even those minimal requirements. You can simply submit a “portfolio” of births that you have attended, pay the money and take the exam, and voila, you too are a CPM." She technically is a midwife because according to this article written by a pissed of actual doctor, the US actually allows these people to class themselves as midwives. Though not as CNM (aka real midwives). All she would have to do is be in the room as her mom popped out half of her brood, take one test and she's in like
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Princess RALPH!! posted:According to the posted article Jill Duggar is a CPM (fake crazy people midwife) or Certified Professional Midwife. Which apparently you can attain by Being a midwife is probably one of the few job skills that a Duggar female would pick up.
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Buffer Overflow posted:Being a midwife is probably one of the few job skills that a Duggar female would pick up. Except actual midwives have to go to a university and get a medical degree which involves seeing other peoples hoo hoo's and pee pee holders. It's not a skill if something difficult happens and they haven't the foggiest of what to do because they have no medical training. They're more like baby cannon cheerleaders.
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Princess RALPH!! posted:Except actual midwives have to go to a university and get a medical degree which involves seeing other peoples hoo hoo's and pee pee holders. It's not a skill if something difficult happens and they haven't the foggiest of what to do because they have no medical training. They're more like baby cannon cheerleaders. Well yeah, sure, they aren't going to college or you know, read but it sounds like they would have more hands on experience attending live births than most of the other people getting the fake midwife credential. I imagine the main issue would be them continually trying to cover the doctors eyes and yelling "Nike" if the ob/gyn happened to be a man. I'm trying to look on the bright side here. The alternative is to assume that any Duggar that got separated from the swarm would just around and starve to death waiting for a TLC producer regurgitate into their mouth.
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Lol if you think they'd have both a fake midwife and an obgyn. If anything goes wrong medically those babies are dead.
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Casimir Radon posted:All the beds in the Duggar house probably have stirrups. Yeah, but those are for Josh though, can't have the harlots getting away with sin and no punishment.
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Buffer Overflow posted:Well yeah, sure, they aren't going to college or you know, read but it sounds like they would have more hands on experience attending live births than most of the other people getting the fake midwife credential. I imagine the main issue would be them continually trying to cover the doctors eyes and yelling "Nike" if the ob/gyn happened to be a man. I'm just imagining Duggars wondering into the road and getting flattened by a semi, only to be surrounded by other Duggars walking in tiny circles, waving their hands, and squeaking 'JESUS JESUS' before a car hits another. This would be the best show ever.
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So that one Duggar daughter had a pretty rough time birthing Baby Israel. What was it, 18 hours of labor before they finally decided to throw in the towel and actually go to a goddamn hospital? I can't help but wonder if that would have gone differently if they'd had a qualified midwife in the house.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I'm just imagining Duggars wondering into the road and getting flattened by a semi, only to be surrounded by other Duggars walking in tiny circles, waving their hands, and squeaking 'JESUS JESUS' before a car hits another. I would watch the poo poo out of this TLC special. Edit: As a way to get this ball rolling, they could throw some fattening midwest food in the middle of a busy highway and some sweet sweet TLC dollars and watch Jahm Berb send his crotch spawn one by one to try and retrieve said fatty food/dollars. And throw a few underaged girls/strippers/married women looking for the cuck in the street too. That should lure Josh in. Max Hammer fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 2, 2015 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:I'm just imagining Duggars wondering into the road and getting flattened by a semi, only to be surrounded by other Duggars walking in tiny circles, waving their hands, and squeaking 'JESUS JESUS' before a car hits another. I would imagine it would be something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkE1WDGup_s Jim Bob
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No. 6 posted:I only cum in men's asses to avoid the problem of 19 children. call me
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Max Hammer posted:Edit: As a way to get this ball rolling, they could throw some fattening midwest food in the middle of a busy highway and some sweet sweet TLC dollars and watch Jahm Berb send his crotch spawn one by one to try and retrieve said fatty food/dollars. lol what was that slop the mom bragged about making? it was like an industrial kitchen sized can of chile + a family bag of fritos
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cumshitter posted:lol what was that slop the mom bragged about making? it was like an industrial kitchen sized can of chile + a family bag of fritos Sorry, I have literally never watched a single second of the show, so I don't know. I do remember someone earlier in the thread talking about some cheesy tater tot casserole or something though. P.S. - I live in the midwest (Chicago) and people definitely make that kind of disgusting poo poo here.
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cumshitter posted:lol what was that slop the mom bragged about making? it was like an industrial kitchen sized can of chile + a family bag of fritos yeah they've probably done that their big claim to fame recipe though is tator tot casserole, which is plain cooked ground beef (definitely from a giant chub lol) mixed with canned cream of whatever soup, topped with frozen tator tots and baked. MMMMMM delicioso!
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A MIRACLE posted:if you add texas pete's to that i'd probably eat it maybe if I was drunk as hell, hadn't eaten in days,'and there was no food left in the house
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Crusty Nutsack posted:yeah they've probably done that this sounds like great hangover food though?
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