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Htom Sirveaux
Dec 16, 2005


Hooded Reptile posted:

Meanwhile, Amy Duggar King has recently said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight that Anna is "doing well" as Josh remains behind the bars of the rehabilitation program.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/j...PR7QQJGLQ5Yg.99

The BARS? oh man.....

It's disturbing yet oddly appropriate for "CP ENTERTAINMENT" to be the first thing that loads on that page.

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Jumpingmanjim posted:

What do they even do as protestants in a Catholic country like el Salvador? Try to convince people that the pope is bad?

Yeah, they think Catholics worship the pope and Mary aren't actually going to heaven. There are some funny Chick tracts that treat Catholics the same as Muslims and atheists.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


awkward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1BjsI4HS9w

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



lol "the santorums are raising 7 precious children... and they have one in heaven" said in a little girl voice by a legal adult

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



actually its all lol there must be some inbreeding going on those are some retarded children

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich


ElwoodCuse posted:

Yeah, they think Catholics worship the pope and Mary aren't actually going to heaven. There are some funny Chick tracts that treat Catholics the same as Muslims and atheists.

I love this mentality because it's like saying Christianity didn't exist until the King James Version showed up. And that doesn't even get into stuff like the Nestorians which they've almost certainly got no clue about

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



More like "Future goal: to have a good attorney".

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

more like to be a bathhouse attendant

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug


'Video Production' = filming little sisters for private watching later.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


Do I even want to know what 'blanket training' is?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



put your baby on a blanket. don't give it any toys or show it any affection. if it cries its trying to manipulate you so dont respond to that. punish the baby if it goes off the blanket.

you need to break your baby like you would a horse otherwise babies try to play you from day one

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



literally challenging your baby to a battle of wits for mental dominance. shut up baby you cant fool me with your crying.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



So to answer your question, no, you don't want to know.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


http://www.inquisitr.com/2485177/ji...r-lawson-bates/

there is no end to the madness.

why should there be?

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



It for real means beating your infant child with a stiff hose or piece of pvc to show it who is in control. In the classic version you're supposed to put toys or food somewhere on the floor and beat the child if it leaves the blanket to get those things. When it loses all curiosity or drive to satisfy hunger or thirst it is a godly child.

So no you really don't want to know. Enjoy watching those videos of Michelle Duggar smiling her dead-eyed smile and talking about blanket training now that you know.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015


In an interview with PEOPLE Now, Duck Dynasty stars Missy and Jase Robertson – who faced negative publicity and the suspension of their show when Jase's father Phil made controversial comments about race and homosexuality in a 2013 interview – offer their advice to the 19 Kids and Counting stars.

"We've never met them before," Missy says, "but my advice to anybody would be, you know, you've got to look within yourself. Forget the cameras, forget the media, who cares what anybody else says – this is your life."

She continues, "You've got to make decisions for yourself and forget everyone else."

Lol

http://www.people.com/article/duck-...-duggar-seewald

this worlds hosed

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!





Like that gringo would even know what a real enchilada is supposed to taste like.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013



Jack Gladney posted:

It for real means beating your infant child with a stiff hose or piece of pvc to show it who is in control. In the classic version you're supposed to put toys or food somewhere on the floor and beat the child if it leaves the blanket to get those things. When it loses all curiosity or drive to satisfy hunger or thirst it is a godly child.

So no you really don't want to know. Enjoy watching those videos of Michelle Duggar smiling her dead-eyed smile and talking about blanket training now that you know.

I imagine that's the most important bit. lol imagine living your life by a philosophy so fragile that allowing natural curiosity to persist in your child is an existential threat to your way of life

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


I've never heard of blanket training before, and as a somewhat-new father, godDAMN do I hate those loving Duggar fucksticks even more now.

Jim loving Bob.

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013



I hope Anna divorces Josh and marries an underwear model

PassTheRemote
Mar 15, 2007

Number 6 holds The Village record in Duck Hunt.

The first one to kill wins.

Jack Gladney posted:

It for real means beating your infant child with a stiff hose or piece of pvc to show it who is in control. In the classic version you're supposed to put toys or food somewhere on the floor and beat the child if it leaves the blanket to get those things. When it loses all curiosity or drive to satisfy hunger or thirst it is a godly child.

So no you really don't want to know. Enjoy watching those videos of Michelle Duggar smiling her dead-eyed smile and talking about blanket training now that you know.

That information makes me sick to my stomach every time.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Hooded Reptile posted:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2485177/ji...r-lawson-bates/

there is no end to the madness.

why should there be?

The prevailing theory is that Jana is sticking around to protect the little kids from their evil parents, that she's choosing not to get married and knocked up


or she's a lesbian, which is my personal theory

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



Tbh I find it pretty unlikely that Josh loving Duggar was able to bag not one but 2 whole porn stars, but it's funny so whatevs.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Robotnik Nudes posted:

Tbh I find it pretty unlikely that Josh loving Duggar was able to bag not one but 2 whole porn stars, but it's funny so whatevs.

it's not bagging them if you pay you dumb dumb

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



Ryoshi posted:

it's not bagging them if you pay you dumb dumb
I don't remember seeing that he paid them, but in that case it's not sex with a porn star (cool) but sex with a prostitute (neutral-to-lame)

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Robotnik Nudes posted:

I don't remember seeing that he paid them, but in that case it's not sex with a porn star (cool) but sex with a prostitute (neutral-to-lame)

One of them stated that he paid. I even remember him having to pay more than normal for some reason.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

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The Bible posted:

One of them stated that he paid. I even remember him having to pay more than normal for some reason.

because he was josh duggar

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007

In the end, they just sulk.



I'd be surprised if this hasn't come up in the thread before, but it's a long thread and I think this blog post is interesting, given the latest topic of conversation:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejo...he-duggars.html

It was written a few years ago by a woman who was raised in a similar culture to the Duggars and she points out some of what she's noticed in the show that she finds chilling. Again, she wrote this years before any scandals hit.

A couple of quotes that seem relevant to the discussion of discipline:

Libby Anne posted:

Authoritarian Discipline

Though they have not directly admitted it, there is a lot to indicate that the Duggars follow Michael and Debi Pearl’s discipline methods. This means they require absolute obedience from their children and see even bad attitudes as signs of disobedience. It also means they use corporal punishment. The Pearls suggest that you begin to spank your children at around six months, and they urge parents to spank a disobedient child until that child submits completely. Complete submission to the parent’s will is the hallmark of the Pearls’ teachings. Here is a quote:

quote:

If you are just beginning to institute training on an already rebellious child, who runs from discipline and is too incoherent to listen, then use whatever force is necessary to bring him to bay. If you have to sit on him to spank him then do not hesitate. And hold him there until he is surrendered. Prove that you are bigger, tougher, more patiently enduring and are unmoved by his wailing. Defeat him totally. Accept no conditions for surrender. No compromise. You are to rule over him as a benevolent sovereign. Your word is final. (To Train Up A Child, page 49)
The Duggars have stated that they use blanket training. What they do is place a baby on a blanket and tell the baby not to get off. If the baby crawls off, he or she is spanked on the leg, told “no,” and placed back on the blanket. If you do this for long enough, the baby will learn to stay on the blanket, and then you can safely leave the baby there while you cook lunch or school the older ones. This all seems counter to the nature of a naturally curious baby.

Authoritarian discipline shuts off questions and leaves little room for children to explore. The emphasis on obedience overrides anything else, and as I’ve written before, this can be highly problematic.

It may be worth pointing out at this point that children have died due to the teachings of the Pearls. These monsters' teachings have literally inspired parents to beat their children to death.


Another section from the post:

Libby Anne posted:

Emotional Control

The Duggar children are also taught to carefully control their emotions, and emotions like anger or ingratitude are not acceptable. I’ve often heard people argue in favor of the Duggars by stating that “they look so happy!” Here is an excerpt from blogger Dulce, who was raised on the same teachings as the Duggars, dealing specifically with this issue:

quote:

One of the creepiest things about Gothard and the Pearls is that they teach that happy is the only acceptable emotion. If you do not have a joyful countenance, you are publicly shaming your authorities. In other words, if the kid looks unhappy, it is a personal offense against the parents. Pearl also has nauseating quotes and anecdotes about how any time his kids expressed unhappiness or anger they were hit even harder and longer until they were cheerful. How twisted is that? Children are taught from babyhood to always be cheerful, or else they deserve a spanking. As they grow older, it is not just the fear of a spanking that causes them to keep smiling. It is the sincere belief that they are sinning with ingratitude, rebellion and more if they don’t present a happy face.
As I said earlier that a bad attitude is seen as rebellion, and immediately dealt with. I have no idea whether the Duggar children are happy or not, but I know that if they are unhappy they aren’t allowed to express it, especially for the TV cameras (being a Christian “witness” to the world and all that jazz).

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


First, I’m going to pass on the advice that was given to me by a dear friend Gala. Whenever I speak with groups of other moms and married women, I always share this advice. It’s been the best advice that was ever given to me in regard to my relationship to my husband Jim Bob.

Gala had only been married for three years, but she had very wise advice. I was about six months out from getting married, and was just all bleary eyed and in love. I couldn’t wait to be married and be called “Mrs. Jim Bob Duggar.” That was the dream of my life.

She told me: “Michelle, I know you’re so excited. You’re a bride-to-be, but some day you’ll be at this point. I’ve been married three years and I’m still happily married. I have one child, we’re expecting our second and I’m big pregnant. You’ve got to remember this. Anyone can iron Jim Bob’s shirt, anybody can make lunch for him. He can get his lunch somewhere else. But you are the only one who can meet that special need that he has in his life for intimacy. You’re it. You’re the only one. So don’t forget that, that he needs you. So when you are exhausted at the end of the day, maybe from dealing with little ones, and you fall into bed so exhausted at night, don’t forget about him because you and he are the only ones who can have that time together. No one else in the world can meet that need.”

“And so be available, and not just available, but be joyfully available for him. Smile and be willing to say, ‘Yes, sweetie I am here for you,’ no matter what, even though you may be exhausted and big pregnant and you may not feel like he feels. ‘I’m still here for you and I’m going to meet that need because I know it’s a need for you.’ ”

I’ve realized the sweetness of that through the years. While I am always joyfully available for him, in turn, he’ll lay down his life in any way. He will sit there and listen to everything I need to tell him because he knows that I’m there for him, too. I’m meeting his needs, he’s meeting my needs. We’re willing to be there for each other. And each one of us has different needs in a marriage relationship and that’s what’s so precious. I’ll share this advice with Jill so she knows that she’s got to be a wife first and then later, Lord willing, she’ll be a mother. Her responsibility before God and Derick needs to come first. It’s not just me and the Lord; it’s me and the Lord and my husband.

https://www.duggarfamily.com/michel...cf-067beea6511d

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013



I am big pregnant.

Jim Bob

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



My wife isn't meeting my special needs, what do I do? Is blanket training suitable for adults?

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Just sleep with a bunch of hookers while preaching Hellfire to the world.

It's ok, Jesus will forgive you and your family will spiritually bully your wife into staying with you.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Buttcoin purse posted:

My wife isn't meeting my special needs, what do I do? Is blanket training suitable for adults?

as long as you get her written consent first, you should be golden.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Pvt.Scott posted:

as long as you get her written consent first, you should be golden.

Consent? She's got a ring, so I'm her god now.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



How long has Josh Duggar been in "rehab"? Guess I'm hoping they beat him to death or disfigured him or something.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

Jack Gladney posted:

How long has Josh Duggar been in "rehab"? Guess I'm hoping they beat him to death or disfigured him or something.

We should be so lucky.

In all honesty I imagine they're putting over their stupid little attempts at adult blanket training knowing all the while that he's just going to go back and do the same thing over and over again. Seriously, does anybody really think this guy is going to stop going to hookers for rough sex?

I think the only thing to take out of this is that the quiverful method of raising children only turns everybody into dead-eyed robots and future rapists.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005






Jumpingmanjim posted:

I couldn’t wait to be married and be called “Mrs. Jim Bob Duggar.” That was the dream of my life.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


threads gotten too real and is making me sad, needs more jim bob posts

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Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Acne Rain posted:

threads gotten too real and is making me sad, needs more jim bob posts

imagine the theme song to beloved cartoon show catdog, but the lyrics are all jim bob

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