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Consummate Professional
Sep 1, 2006

did you know that even with seat belts
pople die all the time in car crashes? i
thought that was interesting

The Kanye concert movie

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

red19fire posted:

It doesn't even look like a home, its like a shoddily built motel. Like an actual baby factory.


This is what a breed mare looks like, these women only exist to fire out more kids. They have no education so they have no idea over the actual process going on inside themselves. Those weird forced smiles from the fear of abuse. I wonder if Jim Bob lets them vote, or demonstrate any semblance of agency at all.

They vote for who their husband tells them to vote for.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bonzo posted:

Flowers in the Attic and People Under the Stairs

No no, 'what movies would you show them', not 'headlines from when the FBI raids the compound'.

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet
That xfiles episode, home

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars made of blanket training,
Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars, all the same.
There's a boy one and a girl one
And a young one and a pedo one
They're all made out of blanket training,
And they Jim Bob just the same.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I couldn’t wait to be married and be called “Mrs. Jim Bob Duggar.” That was the dream of my life.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




PathAsc posted:

Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars made of blanket training,
Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars, all the same.
There's a boy one and a girl one
And a young one and a pedo one
They're all made out of blanket training,
And they Jim Bob just the same.

Marry me. Right now.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huckabee-on-the-19-duggar-kids-18-turned-out-pretty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

SteveVizsla
Mar 18, 2009

Why do I always want to sock it to you so hard?

Melmac posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huckabee-on-the-19-duggar-kids-18-turned-out-pretty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

Because everyone includes kids as young as 6 years old when evaluating whether someone's children turned out alright.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

What are his criteria for kids turning out ok? Dog torture and hideous hyper-obesity are off the table as deductions, I presume.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

You know how those Gary Busey photoshops ended up in in public's awareness after a while? I feel like we should all photoshop Jimmy Boob and Michelle into a bunch of shitm

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You know how those Gary Busey photoshops ended up in in public's awareness after a while? I feel like we should all photoshop Jimmy Boob and Michelle into a bunch of shitm

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

Melmac posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huckabee-on-the-19-duggar-kids-18-turned-out-pretty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

“Well out of 19 kids, as far as we know, 18 turned out pretty darn well,” said Huckabee.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Marry me. Right now.

Your words are too kind.

Watching this whole thing tailspin into more of a shitshow every day is just amazing, and I thank this country for making it happen. :911:

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


ha ha ha this is so loving disturbing

Jim Bob is gonna be the next Genghis Khan

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Jack Gladney posted:

What are his criteria for kids turning out ok? Dog torture and hideous hyper-obesity are off the table as deductions, I presume.

I'm hoping he'll turn into another Fred Phelps, recluse himself and ex-communicates them one by one for stupid poo poo like not bringing a cup of tea fast enough.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015
http://www.seewalds.com/

http://www.theseewaldfamily.com/

Crazy people burn the brightest.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Lol Scientology.org advertises on their site

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I enjoyed this Wonkette article "Dumb Duggar Kids Will Refund Your Missionary Donations If You Promise Not To Tell Jesus"

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Jæm Bøb!

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Ghimghis Bhob

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


This blog post is about gays. Seeing how any other opinion than wholehearted endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle will get you crucified in our intolerant society, I must be a glutton for punishment. 

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Blue Train posted:

This blog post is about gays. Seeing how any other opinion than wholehearted endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle will get you crucified in our intolerant society, I must be a glutton for punishment. 

Apologism for child molestation on the other hand

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Melmac posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huckabee-on-the-19-duggar-kids-18-turned-out-pretty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

More like out of the 20 Duggar Kids, 18 turned out pretty darn well :unsmigghh:

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Apologism for child molestation on the other hand

They kinda backtrack all of that in the next blog post.

quote:

It distresses me to say that Josh Duggar’s greatest sin is a byproduct of the sum total of his secretly sinful lifestyle. That is, that by his hypocrisy, he blasphemed the name of God. He claimed to be a Christian, but by his deeds he has suggested otherwise. With the name of God on his lips he lived a covert and extensive lifestyle of evil. While proudly saying things like, “Our family is like the epitome of conservative values”, he was looking at porn and soliciting affairs. He took a job at the Family Research Council that exists to promote the traditional family, all the while undermining his own family by violating his marriage covenant. He flourished in the fame of his family and the success of their television show, all the while betraying their trust and Christian values. The thing that is so hurtful is that he was a loud voice endorsing Christian ethics and he has been shown to be a fraud. I am profoundly grieved that he attained such a platform only to bring shame on God’s holy name and the Christian faith. After hearing of Josh’s scandal when he was a teenager, I publicly stated that Josh appeared to be a changed man, was walking above reproach, and living out the faith that he professed. I stood in solidarity, encouraging him to use the scandal to build humility and grace. Sadly, he had deceived us all. The name of God has been blasphemed and God is jealous for his name.

To the person reading this, I want to caution you. Josh was a pretender.

I guess this is pretty scathing coming from someone who won't say bad words.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Fitzy Fitz posted:

They kinda backtrack all of that in the next blog post.


I guess this is pretty scathing coming from someone who won't say bad words.

They didn't say any of that until everything came out about Josh. They were defending him pretty hard when the news was only molesting his sisters. Its all couched in repentance and forgiveness, but the message is still pretty clear. They even attacked the media for even reporting on it in the first place.

It wasn't until the porn star sex and other serial cheating that they finally turned on him. Tells you everything you need to know IMO

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
lol

ps if you thought that book was some bullshit you should look at the second one where he begins to really hone his craft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
ps:
jimbob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

SniperWoreConverse posted:

lol

ps if you thought that book was some bullshit you should look at the second one where he begins to really hone his craft

I actually thought it was great.

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

The White Dragon posted:

More like out of the 20 Duggar Kids, 18 turned out pretty darn well :unsmigghh:

Nobody ever remembers Caleb, Michelle's first miscarriage and the reason they decided birth control = abortion.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Universe Master posted:

Jim Bob is gonna be the next Genghis Khan

Imagine a country with 1 billion inbred, balding, potato-faced white people and they all beat the poo poo out of their kids and force them into creepy faux-happiness. :gonk:

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Nobody ever remembers Caleb, Michelle's first miscarriage and the reason they decided birth control = abortion.
They should have pulled a Santorum and insisted on calling the show 21 Kids and Counting. From where I'm sitting it seems like they're acknowledging that a miscarried fetus is just a clump of cells that can't live outside the mother, and not a baby.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Ripoff posted:

Imagine a country with 1 billion inbred, balding, potato-faced white people and they all beat the poo poo out of their kids and force them into creepy faux-happiness. :gonk:

Wasn't that Idiocracy?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Casimir Radon posted:

a clump of cells that can't live outside the mother

i think this applies to all the jim bob clones.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

A Winner is Jew posted:

Wasn't that Idiocracy?

It's the American South.

Hooded Reptile
Aug 31, 2015

The Bible posted:

It's the American South.

http://www.today.com/parents/jill-jessa-are-angry-hurt-promo-new-duggars-specials-tlc-t50936

"We're excited about what the future holds," Jill, a new mom herself, agrees. "We will come out of this fire stronger as a family unit."

The three-part reality TV event premieres on TLC in December.

They are all dead inside, what a wreck.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
The "Holy Spirit" cannot live inside a living host. This... is but one of many steps.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Hooded Reptile posted:

http://www.today.com/parents/jill-jessa-are-angry-hurt-promo-new-duggars-specials-tlc-t50936

"We're excited about what the future holds," Jill, a new mom herself, agrees. "We will come out of this fire stronger as a family unit."

The three-part reality TV event premieres on TLC in December.

They are all dead inside, what a wreck.

TLC, KILL UR SELF.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Jessa looks like a pelican-human.

Heavy on the 'pelican' part.

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