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PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Oh hell yes.

We're no strangers to Dugg
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Spread your legs no matter what just for your guy
I just wanna have you hide your feelings
Gotta keep you under thumb

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you out
Probably gonna run around and cheat on you
Never gonna let you cry
You can never say goodbye
Gonna keep up all the lies, Jim Bob

PathAsc fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Oct 19, 2015

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BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003



PathAsc posted:

Oh hell yes.

We're no strangers to Dugg
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Spread your legs no matter what just for your guy
I just wanna have you hide your feelings
Gotta keep you under thumb

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you out
Probably gonna run around and cheat on you
Never gonna let you cry
You can never say goodbye
Gonna keep up all the lies, Jim Bob

Did we just get J-B rolled?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Melmac posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huc...etty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

For Huckabee, he did pretty good, only one of his kids hanged dogs

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

For Huckabee, he did pretty good, only one of his kids hanged dogs
Yeah, but they're both fat and have the Innsmouth look.

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013



That poor dog

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


Djimbob Unzipped

Free Market Mambo fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Oct 20, 2015

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot


Hooded Reptile posted:

http://www.today.com/parents/jill-j...ials-tlc-t50936

"We're excited about what the future holds," Jill, a new mom herself, agrees. "We will come out of this fire stronger as a family unit."

The three-part reality TV event premieres on TLC in December.

They are all dead inside, what a wreck.

with no soul, the quest for ratings continues

paychecks are cut, jim bob is able to enable more suffering

jesus smiles from heaven

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



EngineerSean posted:

with no soul, the quest for ratings continues

paychecks are cut, jim bob is able to enable more suffering

jesus smiles from heaven

Nice poem

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010







Gun Saliva

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I actually thought it was great.

I liked the leaves, kind of borderline , but man that other one was fuckin unreadable

I kinda wish there was a vida game of it. it could be interesting

James Robert Duggar descends into the deeps on the reg

not really sure where i'm going with this you're going to have to make your own "jokes" on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


SniperWoreConverse posted:

I kinda wish there was a vida game of it. it could be interesting

Are you in luck (sort of)!

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

EDIT: Sorry, the game itself is here -> http://www.scpcbgame.com/scp-087-b.html

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax


quote:

With the name of God on his lips he lived a covert and extensive lifestyle of evil. While proudly saying things like, “Our family is like the epitome of conservative values”, he was looking at porn and soliciting affairs.

I thought this was standard Conservative and/or Republican policy? Dude's just mad that Josh got caught and snitched on their party.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

EngineerSean posted:

with no soul, the quest for ratings continues

paychecks are cut, jim bob is able to enable more suffering

jesus smiles from heaven

that was pretty

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Haier posted:

I thought this was standard Conservative and/or Republican policy? Dude's just mad that Josh got caught and snitched on their party.

Pretty much. Newt Gingrich talks about family values & the sanctity of marriage when he divorced his first wife while she was recovering from chemo & he was having an affair with his secretary who then became his 2nd wife (of 3). Larry Craig, virulent anti gay campaigner was caught trying to blow dudes in an airport bathroom. Ted Haggard, fire and brimstone for the gays, later gets caught smoking meth and getting pounded by male prostitutes.

Whatever they are most vocally against, is probably what's just under the surface.

Mr.48
May 1, 2007


red19fire posted:

Pretty much. Newt Gingrich talks about family values & the sanctity of marriage when he divorced his first wife while she was recovering from chemo & he was having an affair with his secretary who then became his 2nd wife (of 3). Larry Craig, virulent anti gay campaigner was caught trying to blow dudes in an airport bathroom. Ted Haggard, fire and brimstone for the gays, later gets caught smoking meth and getting pounded by male prostitutes.

Whatever they are most vocally against, is probably what's just under the surface.

I think its that they feel such shame about having feelings that they were brought up thinking to be horrible, that they try to "make up for it" by being super-tough on everyone else who acts on such feelings. Kind of like some immigrants are much more nationalistic regarding their home-country than the people who still live there, or converts to a religion being more hardline about it than people who were brought up in that religion. Its overcompensation because they feel like they have something to prove or make up for.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



dudes like haggard and the FRC chair who got busted with the rent boy are professional homosexuals. nobody knows better than them how difficult it is to resist man rear end and dude dick and they built a career on their personal experience. they are gay for pay.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


cumshitter posted:

They are gay for pray.

While the original version of that sentence was accurate, I feel this one has a certain pop to it.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



Blue Train posted:

This blog post is about gays. Seeing how any other opinion than wholehearted endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle will get you crucified in our intolerant society, I must be a glutton for punishment. 

that one really takes an unexpected turn

"i agree that gays are born that way, furthermore, eat poo poo and burn in hell gays"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

I know this is old news, but did Josh actually go to the rehab place?

Coz wasn't there a thing where they said he was going but in reality he just disappeared?

Everyone is assuming he is in there now, getting the molester/cheater/stripperfucker prayed out of him, but I remember there being a thing where he did a runner and no-one could find him.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


I'm still convinced he's on a child sex tour extended mission trip in Laos, Cambodia and/or Vietnam.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


I am convinced Josh got lost and fell down a dry well on Gothardite property that just so happened to be scheduled to be filled later that day.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jessa looks like a pelican-human.

Heavy on the 'pelican' part.

Surely you're not suggesting that Jim Bob broke one of the Lord's commandments? There is a similarity though..

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Pvt.Scott posted:

I am convinced Josh got lost and fell down a dry well on Gothardite property that just so happened to be scheduled to be filled later that day.

Close. Jim Bob put him down and buried him somewhere on the Duggar compound.

jIm bOb

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Close. Jim Bob put him down and buried him somewhere on the Duggar compound.

jIm bOb

The shotgun blasts to the back of Josh's head before he fell down the well were purely accidental.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Pvt.Scott posted:

The shotgun blasts to the back of Josh's head before he fell down the well were purely accidental.

19 Kids and... Subtracting

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Pvt.Scott posted:

The shotgun blasts to the back of Josh's head before he fell down the well were purely accidental.

He sat Josh down and Josh asked Jim Bob to tell him 'bout the rabbits*', and then it was done.

*rabbits = sisters

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Jim Bob recruited the fat, pasty dog murder Huckabee son to "take care" of his Josh problem

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Actually a Duggar Vs. Huckabee cage fight would be quite a thing.Jim Bob

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

He sat Josh down and Josh asked Jim Bob to tell him 'bout the rabbits*', and then it was done.

*rabbits = sisters

J
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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay


I Bobbed myself today
to see if I still Jim

WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
Forums Veteran

BrigadierSensible posted:

I know this is old news, but did Josh actually go to the rehab place?

They webcast their mandatory Friday night church services that last 3 hours. Some folks on the Previously.TV forums claim they've seen him sitting there looking bored out of his skull.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


If you're bored at rehab during therapy time, you're not going to get anything out of it. You should be engaged and willing to listen and learn, regardless of whether or not you've heard it before. Repetition is a great learning tool for the stubborn. Just ask our school system and the armed forces. You have to want to change though, because I assume beatingsthe rod of correction, starvationfasting,sleep deprivationprayer vigils and waterboardingrededicating yourself to Christ through symbolic baptism is all off the table for insurance reasons.

They might as well just give Josh 20k of the TLC money and a ticket to Las Vegas and tell him to not come home until he has 100k and a hotter, more enduring wife.

E: and then they should sue his current wife

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Oct 21, 2015

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Pvt.Scott posted:

If you're bored at rehab during therapy time, you're not going to get anything out of it. You should be engaged and willing to listen and learn, regardless of whether or not you've heard it before. Repetition is a great learning tool for the stubborn. Just ask our school system and the armed forces. You have to want to change though, because I assume beatingsthe rod of correction, starvationfasting,sleep deprivationprayer vigils and waterboardingrededicating yourself to Christ through symbolic baptism is all off the table for insurance reasons.

They might as well just give Josh 20k of the TLC money and a ticket to Las Vegas and tell him to not come home until he has 100k and a hotter, more enduring wife.

E: and then they should sue his current wife

It isn't real rehab or therapy anyway.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


The Bible posted:

It isn't real rehab or therapy anyway.

Touché. You win this time, the book!

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Fitzy Fitz posted:

They kinda backtrack all of that in the next blog post.


I guess this is pretty scathing coming from someone who won't say bad words.

Darn him. Darn him to heck.

TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Nobody ever remembers Caleb, Michelle's first miscarriage and the reason they decided birth control = abortion.

Doesn't match the J naming scheme, thus doesn't count.

red19fire posted:

Pretty much. Newt Gingrich talks about family values & the sanctity of marriage when he divorced his first wife while she was recovering from chemo & he was having an affair with his secretary who then became his 2nd wife (of 3). Larry Craig, virulent anti gay campaigner was caught trying to blow dudes in an airport bathroom. Ted Haggard, fire and brimstone for the gays, later gets caught smoking meth and getting pounded by male prostitutes.

Whatever they are most vocally against, is probably what's just under the surface.

Let me go on the record right now and say that becoming super rich is sinful and immoral.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Never Jim another man's Bobs.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Schnedwob posted:

I Bobbed myself today
to see if I still Jim

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Ain't nothin' gonna Jim my Bob
I put it inside my wife, oh yeah
I did it twenty times, now!

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


This is what happens when you Jim a stranger in the Bob

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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


His name was Jim
He was a Duggar
Over on TLC
I watched his show
He had a son
I knew him well
Oh, I heard some moaning
I knew he touched someone

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