Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Vicodiva posted:

"Street Survival" yeah.... if that ain't code for "kill black people and get away with it", I don't know what is.

I would imagine it's more like "run away from the scary black people and don't let them into your shops"

# ? Oct 30, 2015 04:39

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# ? Nov 19, 2025 07:29

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Personally i think Jim Bob would be a better choice.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 11:04 on Oct 30, 2015

# ? Oct 30, 2015 11:02

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Rames Jobert.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 12:12

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Personally i think Jim Bob would be a better choice.

"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless."

Why should quiverfull/Gothard's stupid beliefs be handled with kid ~~gloves~~ spoons, Slate?

# ? Oct 30, 2015 13:35

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Looking forward to sexy blanket training-themed costumes.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:21

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

"Oh cool nice Lego Man costume. Where'd you get the plastic hair?"

"No no, I'm Jim Bob Duggar."

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:30

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

cumshitter posted:

"Oh cool nice Lego Man costume. Where'd you get the plastic hair?"

"No no, I'm Jim Bob Duggar."

You'd have to then try and gently caress absolutely everything in site; women dressed in denim skirts, male hairstyles, children's brains and beliefs...

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:31

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Wanna see someone do a Michelle costume properly, with like 19 baby dolls hanging off her hair or something.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:48

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

/\/\/\Yesssss.

Ryoshi posted:

"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless."

Why should quiverfull/Gothard's stupid beliefs be handled with kid ~~gloves~~ spoons, Slate?

Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:50

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Jim Bob Cooter is in on the joke, and is awesome for it

One of the most valuable but least common commodities in the NFL (and life) is self-awareness.

So give credit to new Lions offensive coordinator Jim Bob Cooter � he knows he has an tremendous name, and isn�t shying away from it.

There are plenty of things to ask a guy who gets promoted to play-calling duties midseason for a 1-6 team, but of course the thing we want to know the most about is how exactly James Robert Cooter came to this particular and wonderful identifier.

�I mean, that�s just � I didn�t make a conscious decision,� Cooter said, via Dave Birkett of the Detroit Free Press. �I think maybe my parents were really into marketing, so we were trying to sell some T-shirts from an early age.�

Cooter grew up in Fayetteville, Tennessee � not Hazzard County, Georgia � and has always gone by all three names.

�I haven�t really thought about branding, any of that stuff just yet,� Cooter said. �It seemed to be OK. But as I move around, I�ve been in a couple different cities at this point, it certainly � the farther north or west you get, away from the Southeast, it tends to get a little extra scare. So maybe I give a different name when I�m waiting on my sandwich or whatever that whole thing is, just to save that one.�

He can if he wants. I can promise you the next time I go into a Starbucks, I�m totally telling them my name is Jim Bob Cooter, just to see the look on some poor barista�s face.

�I laughed the first time I heard it,� Lions tight end Eric Ebron said. �You�re supposed to laugh. I�m not used to that Southern kind of name, three last names or whatnot. But that�s Jim Bob, man. That�s his name. We�re going to rock with it.�

We shall all rock with it. We are all Jim Bob Cooter.

[url]http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/10/30/jim-bob-cooter-is-in-on-the-joke-and-is-awesome-for-it/[/url]

# ? Oct 30, 2015 15:56

CuddleCryptid: Jan 11, 2013; Things could be going better

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

/\/\/\Yesssss.

Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

It depends on the crowd. It would be very easy to slip into a "I'm an idiot Christian lul", but the insane insular cult mindset is certainly mock-worthy. You definately would have to cosplay as your favorite Duggar to do it right though

# ? Oct 30, 2015 16:07

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

/\/\/\Yesssss.

Associating any of the Duggars with Christianity as a whole isn't actually funny and kind of shows that one is a sperglord or perhaps a newly atheist teenager. It's just a handy lil' tip so you don't needlessly alienate everyone with your vitriol and cutting social commentary.

Jim ma' Baob

yeah you're right I definitely shouldn't have said "christian" maybe that's why i didn't, you retarded shitlord

# ? Oct 30, 2015 16:32

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

"Nice gay Joker costume."

"No no I'm one of the Duggar boys."

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:04

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

yeah you're right I definitely shouldn't have said "christian" maybe that's why i didn't, you retarded shitlord

Jesus and I love you, Ryoshi. One day, after you have graduated highschool we can have a beer and laugh about this.

Jim-Bob

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:25

Hooded Reptile: Aug 31, 2015

cumshitter posted:

"Nice gay Joker costume."

"No no I'm one of the Duggar boys."

Here is a picture.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:27

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Jesus and I love you, Ryoshi. One day, after you have graduated highschool we can have a beer and laugh about this.

Jim-Bob

you're terrible, and frankly I hope you die screaming. Learn to read better before trying to communicate in the future.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:34

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hooded Reptile posted:

Here is a picture.

Who's the extra unfortunate kid in the middle that's just staring into the camera like he's waiting to eat your soul?

I mean aside from the parents.

They all really need titles above their heads.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 17:55

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat; Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Who's the extra unfortunate kid in the middle that's just staring into the camera like he's waiting to eat your soul?

I mean aside from the parents.

They all really need titles above their heads.

I don't know about Crazy Eyes in the middle there, but Jessa had one heck of an awkward phase and the little guy on the right can probably vibrate through walls.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:30

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Aside from feeling bad for 18 of those kids, I feel REALLY bad for the ones that look like Jim Bob the most.

Buncha Jimmy Bobbies.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 18:41

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Krispy Kareem posted:

loving amazing lol.

They wish they had Larry, he's all business and would sort their financial mess out.

# ? Oct 30, 2015 19:19

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 30, 2015 23:34

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

you're terrible, and frankly I hope you die screaming. Learn to read better before trying to communicate in the future.

Jesus and I still love you and hope you get help for your rage and comprehension issues.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:26

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hooded Reptile posted:

Here is a picture.

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 03:51

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

the duggars should do a hell house, they can have their bathroom be accessible to trans people, the horror

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:08

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

BrigadierSensible posted:

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

This is because Josh's dick does more damage.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:23

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Jesus and I still love you and hope you get help for your rage and comprehension issues.

lol MY comprehension issues, rightttttttt

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:25

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

me: god those gothardites sure are hosed up
capt rainbowbeard: QUIT TALKIN poo poo ABOUT CHRISTIANS YOU HIGH SCHOOLER

lmfao

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:26

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

me: god those gothardites sure are hosed up
capt rainbowbeard: QUIT TALKIN poo poo ABOUT CHRISTIANS YOU HIGH SCHOOLER

lmfao

Ryoshi you lost - get off her jock already!

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:33

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

there was nothing to lose, some dumbass had a learning disability preventing them from reading properly, I set them straight like a helpful neighbor, hope this helps

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:36

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

lol MY comprehension issues, rightttttttt

I see you're not denying the irrational rage. That's an important first step. I'm there for you buddy, you can do it!

# ? Oct 31, 2015 04:50

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

there was nothing to lose, some dumbass had a learning disability preventing them from reading properly, I set them straight like a helpful neighbor, hope this helps

You're about a pecker's hair away from a "dude bro", bro.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:11

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

Thanks, Slate. I didn't think my costume would be unrecognizable enough going as a chubby dude with male pattern baldness. I guess I'll just go as Josh Duggar's Ashley Madison profile instead.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:52

bumble: Oct 15, 2012; R U HOT YET?

Krispy Kareem posted:

I don't know about Crazy Eyes in the middle there, but Jessa had one heck of an awkward phase and the little guy on the right can probably vibrate through walls.

Man, poor Radical Larry looks so out of place. I hope you don't mind, but I edited this a bit so he'd fit in more.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 05:56

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:05

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I see you're not denying the irrational rage. That's an important first step. I'm there for you buddy, you can do it!

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

_{_{that one was for you fiend <3}}

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:08

Geoj: May 28, 2008; BITTER POOR PERSON

BrigadierSensible posted:

Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look.

Someone repost the picture of the funeral service for what would have been #20 where there's a clear age breakdown of "looks solemn due to the gravity of the situation" and "I'm smiling because I get horse whipped if I don't appear to be happy for the camera."

# ? Oct 31, 2015 06:21

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

You'd have to then try and gently caress absolutely everything in site; women dressed in denim skirts, male hairstyles, children's brains and beliefs...

People playing mini golf

# ? Oct 31, 2015 07:58

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

cumshitter posted:

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

A Duggar using condoms :lol:

# ? Oct 31, 2015 16:21

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Ryoshi posted:

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

_{_{that one was for you fiend <3}}

It's all in the context! :v:

cumshitter posted:

What the gently caress would a Josh Duggar costume be? Do I just put on a suit and walk around with a bible with a strip of condoms for a bookmark?

You need to cultivate a creepy vibe, if you don't have one handy. Practice talking like a porno. By yourself at first, then with your ~~whores~~dates and/or lady friends.

# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:02

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# ? Nov 19, 2025 07:29

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

Ryoshi posted:

no seriously dude bro where did I say christian dude bro

_{_{that one was for you fiend <3}}

Thanks brochacho

# ? Oct 31, 2015 22:26

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