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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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Captain Yossarian posted:

I lust for dugger death, and soon

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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cumshitter posted:

All I can picture is a bunch of kids dressed like extras from Leave it to Beaver running through really crappy imitations of army obstacle courses while clutching bibles to their chests.

Although it appears more like some kind of Christian vocational school. The only program taught by anyone with any real world experience are construction and emergency medicine. The rest appear to be taught by people who became "Sergeant Majors" after taking the program. For some reason instead of saying which year they graduated they refer to everything as " during Unit 36" or " during Unit 31."

Some of them appear to have accreditation or comply with whatever their state's certification programs require. Except for law enforcement, which "provides a strong emphasis on officer street survival" and offers the "opportunity to ride along with local law enforcement agencies." I'm guessing they pay actual cops who have two year Criminal Justice degrees to show up for it because it's the only one that doesn't brag about how one of their own graduates teaches the program.

Also it's not listed on the website but the EMT training apparently has an option for "SWAT Medic" training for when you're serving God and Country by preventing looters from ravaging disaster areas. Maybe they teach you to pop a flashbang if you're having trouble focusing on a woman's countenance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjrgxb4K0k

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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thank you for posting that i thought it was one of Huckabee's balding corpulent human being sons

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


I, too, lust for Duggar death.
Amen.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.




I'll volunteer to dig the dugout to dispose the dead Duggar dudes.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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rotund human being sons

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug



gently caress me, was looking for new picks of Huckabee's sons to see how fatter they got, and I got Huckabee himself doing a Jim Bob impression in the 80s.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons

Which is the one that beat a dog to death?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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BrigadierSensible posted:

Which is the one that beat a dog to death?

the most corpulent one

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons

The dog is screaming out in terror to be rescued before he is consumed.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons

What a loving stunningly ugly group, just gross

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons

Huckadee and Huckadum

The Bible
May 8, 2010



I hope that dog is ok.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

The Bible posted:

I hope that dog is ok.

Unfortunately Jim Bob Jr was 'run over' when Huckabee didn't win President last time.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Captain Yossarian posted:

What a loving stunningly ugly group, just gross

Hey, christians?

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




Say Nothing posted:

Hey, christians?



They won't listen to us Catholics when we bring that up though.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons
Large sons

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


I am afraid you and your sons will have to leave the store, sir. Your sons are just too large.

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading


I'm sorry, sir. We are not able to accommodate the largeness of your sons.

tomatoes and shit
Sep 16, 2015



Ryoshi posted:

"Keep your commentary on the man, not the faith that clearly broke his loving brain and routinely opens up women to sexual abuse that it subsequently blames them for. Because that would be tasteless."

Why should quiverfull/Gothard's stupid beliefs be handled with kid gloves spoons, Slate?

voting for Bernie, huh

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Check it out, the website for Jim Bob's 2002 U.S. Senate campaign (you know, the campaign that was too important for him to risk derailing by actually doing anything about his sister-fondling son that year) is still pretty usable in the Wayback Machine, including anti-abortion popups and all. Note that whoever he hired to make it managed to misspell "Duggar" in the paragraph under "Positional Statements":





There is a photos page too








Jim Bob

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

Has Michelle Duggar ever had a non-"I'm dead inside" face?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Aubergine Mage posted:

They won't listen to us Catholics when we bring that up though.

As well they shouldn't, you sun cult, Mary worshipping, Pope lovers.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Thin Privilege posted:

Has Michelle Duggar ever had a non-"I'm dead inside" face?

Probably back when she was a loose, fornicating harlot in high school.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop



I've never seen it written so neatly...

JosephWongKS
Apr 4, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo


Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons


Has no one told them that they are in direct violation of these Biblical directives?

quote:

Proverbs 23:2
And put a knife to your throat if you are given to appetite.


Proverbs 23:20-21
Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags.


Proverbs 28:7
The one who keeps the law is a son with understanding, but a companion of gluttons shames his father.

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.


happyhippy posted:



gently caress me, was looking for new picks of Huckabee's sons to see how fatter they got, and I got Huckabee himself doing a Jim Bob impression in the 80s.

Arriving just in time at the office of Governor I'm a Guy Fucker to get Jim Bobbed.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Top City Homo posted:

the most corpulent one

This means nothing

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

I've never seen it written so neatly...

mission hill died way before its time

jim

bob

The Bible
May 8, 2010



JosephWongKS posted:

Has no one told them that they are in direct violation of these Biblical directives?

The only time a Christian gives the slightest poo poo about anything the Bible says is when they can beat someone else over the head with it.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



I really want to check if Duggar incest fanfiction exists but I also really don't.

Magypsy
Apr 2, 2010

People call me Pine! (Pine!)
Eastern Venus Space Police.
If there's slime, (There's slime!)
Involved in a crime, (Bad crime!)
We'll clean them up on the beat! (The beat!)


dog buttz posted:

I really want to check if Duggar incest fanfiction exists but I also really don't.

You don't need to make fanfiction of things that have already happened.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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Heath posted:

This means nothing

the towering bulbous meat fleshling in the middle

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.




Top City Homo posted:

the towering bulbous meat fleshling in the middle

Ain't no meat there.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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LingcodKilla posted:

Ain't no meat there.

the towering bulbous greaseling in the middle

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The Grimace posted:

mission hill died way before its time

jim

bob

No meat touching, Josh

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Top City Homo posted:

the towering bulbous greaseling in the middle

Can you be more specific

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

Heath posted:

Can you be more specific

All of them have beaten the dogue.
even the dougue.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




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Heath posted:

Can you be more specific

the polypous amalgamation of flesh and congealed fat emulsion towering over the emaciated enslaved female slaves.

its tendrils are grasping a primitive bench that is unnaturally and beyond all understood universal laws, is holding the expanding mass in place.

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Nov 4, 2015

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