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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Top City Homo posted:

the polypous amalgamation of flesh and congealed fat emulsion towering over the emaciated enslaved female slaves.

its tendrils are grasping a primitive bench that is unnaturally and beyond all understood universal laws, is holding the expanding mass in place.

Ohhhh THAT one. Now I see.

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Oh, the most handsome one. Why didn't you say?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
huckadog has never seen a table scrap in its life

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Top City Homo posted:

the polypous amalgamation of flesh and congealed fat emulsion towering over the emaciated enslaved female slaves.

its tendrils are grasping a primitive bench that is unnaturally and beyond all understood universal laws, is holding the expanding mass in place.

I see now, my piteous human brain couldn't comprehend that the striped thing was actually three separate people rather than a single writhing entity. I simply had to see past it

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
"Look mommy, the circus is in town!"

-A child passing the Huckabee family photo

cumshitter fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Nov 4, 2015

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
What The Bleep Do We Know should be updated to use the Huckabee family photo instead of the boat.

Also, they should give Marlee Matlin's a character that is not deaf. Hollywood is ugly with their female type casts.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

BrigadierSensible posted:

Ohhhh THAT one. Now I see.

YOU MUST LOOK DEEPER

WITH YOUR THIRD EYE

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The Grimace posted:

mission hill died way before its time

jim

bob

Crazy world, huh? Well don't let it get you down, son, I...

...Duggar, Duggar, Duggar, Duggar, Duggar...

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

What the gently caress

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


now do jim bob doggar

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You
Duggar Episode of Law and Order SVU is on tonight.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

I can't wait to not watch it.

21st Cherry boy
Jan 28, 2004
i'm a girl, fucktard
I'm sure some kind soul will post highlights :3:

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I hope it's even half as retarded as the GG episode of law and order

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Alan Smithee posted:

I hope it's even half as retarded as the GG episode of law and order

The writers are totally F.A.L.'s (failures at life). This is something I learned from the GG episode.

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Less terrifying than the original

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


Country Music Awards ribbed and or skewered Josh Duggar

quote:

This is how the joke started out tonight. Brad said, “Carrie, have you heard that duet Blake did with Ashley Madison?” To which she responded, “No, no, that was Ashley Monroe.” That is when Brad Paisley threw out the Josh Duggar punchline

“Have I been going to the wrong site? We don’t have to be lonely at farmersonly.com…. And your sister, tooooo. Your cheating side will tell on you… Josh Duggar.”

And Amy Dugger's husband really liked the joke.

quote:

The newest Duggar family in-law applauded the moment and wrote: "@bradpaisley you are the man !!! #bestthingever #cmt #cmtawards."

http://m.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amy-duggars-husband-dillon-king-reacts-to-josh-duggar-joke-at-cmas-2015411

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Country Music Awards ribbed and or skewered Josh Duggar


And Amy Dugger's husband really liked the joke.


http://m.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/amy-duggars-husband-dillon-king-reacts-to-josh-duggar-joke-at-cmas-2015411

I'm assuming he hates the rest of the family...

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm assuming he hates the rest of the family...

Just hates what Josh did to the Duggar gravy train

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lol like the people mad at sandusky's victims for "ruining Penn State footabll" I hope they never win another game ever

and the daughter from Sons of Guns who defended the same dad who had molested her Jeez louise

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Duggar Dollars

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Top City Homo posted:



rotund human being sons

They look proud but they shouldn't be. Not at all.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are yew looking at?

Picnic Princess posted:

They look proud but they shouldn't be. Not at all.

What are you talking about? Look how coordinated they are.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Alan Smithee posted:

lol like the people mad at sandusky's victims for "ruining Penn State footabll" I hope they never win another game ever

and the daughter from Sons of Guns who defended the same dad who had molested her Jeez louise

What do all these people have in common? #imnotracistbut

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Kill all white people

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Sandusky was just in court for another appeal thing and there were JUSTICE FOR JERRY people there. What the gently caress, I knew plenty of people thought Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong but I didn't know people thought Sandusky isn't even guilty.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

ElwoodCuse posted:

Sandusky was just in court for another appeal thing and there were JUSTICE FOR JERRY people there. What the gently caress, I knew plenty of people thought Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong but I didn't know people thought Sandusky isn't even guilty.

"Rhythmic slapping in the shower"

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Technically 'JUSTICE FOR JERRY' could mean they want him killed, not freed.

Could be. :okpos:

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Lots of people don't care about kid loving being a bad thing. Don't think about it too hard.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

lol like the people mad at sandusky's victims for "ruining Penn State footabll" I hope they never win another game ever

and the daughter from Sons of Guns who defended the same dad who had molested her Jeez louise

both cases really draw parallels with what went on in the Duggar family. the gothardite community blames the victims of josh's predation just as hard as the penn state fans blame the molested boys

the victims in the sons of guns defending the dad is just like josh's sisters and parents forgiving him. i wonder if it's SOP to make one last ditch effort to save a show by playing people's will to forget someone's wrongdoing based upon their fame and charisma, or is it just human nature to circle up the wagons around a friend or family member no matter how much of a complete fucker they're being

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


So episode starts with a Purity Marriage with Lane 13 and Dad

"She will never forget this night with her daddy"

The purity ball dance is to what sounds like a Omen child singing "Somewhere out there"

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Nov 5, 2015

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LethalGeek posted:

Lots of people don't care about kid loving being a bad thing. Don't think about it too hard.

It's not that they think kid loving isn't a bad thing. It's that they think kid loving is less important than university football.

Or to rephrase: loving kids = bad but speaking out against your own child abuse and forcing a university football coach to suffer = worse.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


Dad twirls daughter, she says stop daddy, collapses on the ground

Start credits

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Dad twirls daughter, she says stop daddy, collapses on the ground

Start credits

wait what show is this

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


I am not a book posted:

wait what show is this

SVU

They mention Duggars and the Bates

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


He raped her while they were in NYC covering up the graffiti

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

SVU

They mention Duggars and the Bates

drat, I was hoping there was a new season of 19 trainwrecks and counting, I want jim bob to try and ignore his sons perversion on cable television.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."


Oh poo poo the girl said it was Cameraman

But he didn't rape her because "I had a vasectomy"

Video of Graham with piano teacher

"I bet I can touch you under your shirt without you knowing"

One of the sons is from the incest relationship :aaa:

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Nov 5, 2015

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

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