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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012




lol

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Honey I duggared the kids.

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

She used to be fairly attractive. A lifetime of soul crushing servitude and baby making really kills a person.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

she looks readyforthisJD

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug


Josh is most likely swimming about in Jim Bob's nut sack.
Molesting all the other sperm.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


happyhippy posted:

Josh is most likely swimming about in Jim Bob's nut sack.
Molesting all the other sperm.

If you close your eyes and put your ear to his nut sack, you can hear a banjo tune and the breeze whisper Jim Bob.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

Now bug-eyed crazy.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

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tacodaemon posted:



Jim Bob

Handy reminder that they married right after she graduated high school

Oh hey you answered my question! She looks so hopeful and innocent









And a few years later: the 10,000 yard stare. Must be from all that "always lay yourself down to your husband's needs" advice she is giving out.





Ah gently caress here's a progression of the stare:

http://duggargirlsblog1.blogspot.co...y-michelle.html

Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Nov 6, 2015

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





You can tell Josh is already planning some poo poo in this one

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012



When I say Jim, you say Bob!

JIM

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


BOB

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



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JIM

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
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BOB

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe


im the drop panel ceiling

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



i thought she banged a bunch of other dudes before jimothy

imagine being eskimo brothers with the duggar patriarch

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

A MIRACLE posted:

i thought she banged a bunch of other dudes before jimothy

imagine being eskimo brothers with the duggar patriarch

You know the expression "dodged a bullet"?

Those dudes dodged an artillery barrage.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



I like how the Duggars have pretty much abandoned Josh. Pretty christian of them.

Bonster
Mar 3, 2007

Keep rolling, rolling

A MIRACLE posted:

i thought she banged a bunch of other dudes before jimothy

imagine being eskimo brothers with the duggar patriarch

Nah, her worldliness was apparently that she was a cheerleader and showed her legs.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


The weird colours and 'too smooth' skin of this:



Made me immediately think of this:

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Sep 27, 2005

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wow he's like 23 or something in this he totally committed himself to that haircut

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



cumshitter posted:

wow he's like 23 or something in this he totally committed himself to that haircut

You gotta train that hair early if you want to have that kind of haircut. He beat any stray hair with a newspaper until it went back

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Sep 27, 2005

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"Jim Bob why are you wearing a blanket over your head?"

"Oh you know... hair stuff."

*Jim Bob smacks himself on the head while yelling at his hair to stop crying*

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007

In the end, they just sulk.



Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob


Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

thousand yard eye stare

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

im the walmart

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.


Pillbug

Chinatown posted:

im the walmart

I'm the life style magazine

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Julet Esqu posted:

Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob



i'm the person in the juniors section who is either an old woman or bob dylan

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

PH.D IN DARKNESS, M.A. IN MADNESS, B.A. IN TERROR (with a minor in Women's Studies)

cumshitter posted:

wow he's like 23 or something in this he totally committed himself to that haircut

It's well on its way to being the Lego hair. There it just looks like he went to the nearest barber and said 'I don't care if you're blind, make it look like I have the shittest toupee in existence.'

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Sep 27, 2005

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lifestyle is pretty poo poo if you still have to go out and buy a copy if youre on the cover

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Sep 27, 2005

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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

It's well on its way to being the Lego hair. There it just looks like he went to the nearest barber and said 'I don't care if you're blind, make it look like I have the shittest toupee in existence.'

this is the younger wilder jim bob back when he let his hair grow long. long enough to cover the tip of his ear.

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky


young JB has a serious case of the frog mouth

him name Jimkin Greenbob

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

It's well on its way to being the Lego hair. There it just looks like he went to the nearest barber and said 'I don't care if you're blind, make it look like I have the shittest toupee in existence.'

but enough about Donald Trump

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Million Ghosts posted:

young JB has a serious case of the frog mouth

him name Jimkin Greenbob


Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





Million Ghosts posted:

young JB has a serious case of the frog mouth

him name Jimkin Greenbob

lol

Hazo posted:

i'm the person in the juniors section who is either an old woman or bob dylan

lmao

also it's funny how fundamentalist christians always, always dress the same

see:


That's like the official his and hers uniforms for getting married at 17-18 and having a flock of children by your mid 20s

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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Jumpingmanjim posted:



Personally i think Jim Bob would be a better choice.

SNL had a Josh Duggar/Jared Fogle combo costume. Only difference is glasses:

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



Julet Esqu posted:

Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob




how is pregnant jessa holding a magazine with a story about her delivery?

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010


It's almost like tabloids are full of bullshit information/drama

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Looks like the article was something about how Jill was "supposed to be there for her" but she's jet-setting off on another mission trip in central America.

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014



BlancoNino posted:

It's almost like tabloids are full of bullshit information/drama

yeah I know but I figured they would wait for a thing to actually happen before they told a bullshit story about it. I understand that credibility isn't a huge goal for these kind of magazines but it kind of ruins any they did have if you read it and then see that she's still pregnant.

Geoj posted:

Looks like the article was something about how Jill was "supposed to be there for her" but she's jet-setting off on another mission trip in central America.

ah. so they used a picture of her pre-pregnancy to bullshit you into thinking she did give birth. makes sense.

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