Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Vicodiva posted:

Ira, Iris, Ignatius, Ivy, Ian, Iago Ichabod, Icarus, Ida, Igor, Ilsa, Imelda, Ibola

Sharkey, Salmon, Sockeye, Sprat, Shad, Sucker, Skate, Scat

i like this theme

Shark, Salmon, Sole, Sucker, Shad, Saury, Seahorse, Skate, Sturgeon, Sleeper, Sheepshead, Snapper, Stingray, Sauger, Smelt, Stargazer, Shiner, and of course Slippery Dick

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smallmouth: Oct 1, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ev-BtPMM8

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; Can't post for 19 days!

The next kid better be named Slappy Seewald

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:30

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

smallmouth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ev-BtPMM8

I always loved how 'slippy' and 'slappy' were possibilities, in Lloyd's mind.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 15:52

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Doctor Schnabel posted:

those sons really look like dick tracy mooks, dont they?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 09:45

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:41

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 11:58

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 12:02

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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staberind posted:

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

That's just what they want you to think!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 12:12

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Jim Bob's eyes
are watching you
Watching your every move

# ? Nov 14, 2015 13:24

Depressio111117: Oct 18, 2014; A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I didn't realize there was real-life inspiration for that Hardy Boys episode of South Park.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:23

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

why do they look like that

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:41

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I've heard that this species flashes it's teeth in a show of aggression, be careful!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 14:41

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:22

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Julet Esqu posted:

All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

Not even braces, they need to file off about half the length of the upper teeth.

E: and get way less ugly. Christ.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 16:24

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:10

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

I like how their dad makes them get Nameless VP from American Psycho haircuts.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:17

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005

those guys look gross.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:25

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:27

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

Jim Bob.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:35

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:38

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Grimace posted:

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

I concur, with an addendum, "Jom Bibble".

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:41

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

staberind posted:

Jim Bob.

joe bob briggs the late-night cable horror movie host? he's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l37hmCf3urg

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:45

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006; Can't post for 2 hours!

No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 19:55

Max Hammer: Jan 3, 2008; ANTIFREEZE!!!

staberind posted:

Jim Bob.

Rim Job Bob

# ? Nov 14, 2015 21:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

jim jim bob
jim-a-jim jim jim bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:04

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

My name is a Jimming Bob!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:20

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

JIM BOB

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:44

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Jack Gladney posted:

No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

oh ok thnk you for clarifying

# ? Nov 14, 2015 23:58

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Yes but the latest news involves his daughter Jessa Bob

# ? Nov 15, 2015 01:53

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Contempt for the poor.

Alternatively, they get Enrique to curlit for them.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 04:39

Science Rocket: Sep 4, 2006; Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Inbreeding. Keeping something more than money in the family.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 05:27

USA RIP LMAO: Jun 26, 2009

Wedemeyer posted:

I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break

Every new mum bleeds after having her baby (lochia), whether the birth was vaginal or by caesarean section. It's how your body gets rid of the lining of your uterus (womb) after birth. The blood may come out in gushes, or flow more evenly, similar to a heavy period.

The bleeding will change colour and become lighter as your uterus heals and returns to its pre-pregnancy size. At first, the flow of lochia will be heavy and bright red, and may have clots in it. Gradually, it will change to pink then brown, and eventually to yellow-white.

You may bleed for as little as two weeks to three weeks, or for as long as six weeks after having your baby. The flow will gradually become less. Red lochia usually tapers off within the first couple of weeks, though if you try to do too much too soon, it may start flowing again. If you see bright red blood, it's a sign that you need to slow down.
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465/bleeding-after-the-birth-lochia#ixzz3rLiO8bqA

this happened at a party i was at one time

# ? Nov 15, 2015 06:01

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:15

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005

Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

yeah it's not cute. one of my childhood friends was part of a family where he and all of his brothers had "J" names and every time I thought about it, I found it insufferable. twenty years later I still do. it's dumb.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:19

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:29

Nessa: Dec 15, 2008

Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

The most reasonable explanation I can think of is so that if an older sibling writes their initials on their clothing and then passes it down to a younger sibling, the initials can stay the same.

Although that makes the most sense when the kids are in school and they'll write their initials on their shoes and stuff.

My cousins on one side are named Susan and Steven and my cousins on the other side are Jasmine, Jennifer and Jaclyn.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 07:48