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Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Vicodiva posted:

Ira, Iris, Ignatius, Ivy, Ian, Iago Ichabod, Icarus, Ida, Igor, Ilsa, Imelda, Ibola

Sharkey, Salmon, Sockeye, Sprat, Shad, Sucker, Skate, Scat

i like this theme

Shark, Salmon, Sole, Sucker, Shad, Saury, Seahorse, Skate, Sturgeon, Sleeper, Sheepshead, Snapper, Stingray, Sauger, Smelt, Stargazer, Shiner, and of course Slippery Dick

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smallmouth: Oct 1, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ev-BtPMM8

# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The next kid better be named Slappy Seewald

# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:30

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

smallmouth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ev-BtPMM8

I always loved how 'slippy' and 'slappy' were possibilities, in Lloyd's mind.

# ? Nov 13, 2015 14:52

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Doctor Schnabel posted:

those sons really look like dick tracy mooks, dont they?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 08:45

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 09:41

Picnic Princess: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 10:58

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; ^{Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...}; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 11:02

Picnic Princess: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die

staberind posted:

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

That's just what they want you to think!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 11:12

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Jim Bob's eyes
are watching you
Watching your every move

# ? Nov 14, 2015 12:24

Depressio111117: Oct 18, 2014; A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I didn't realize there was real-life inspiration for that Hardy Boys episode of South Park.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 13:23

A MIRACLE: Sep 17, 2007; All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

why do they look like that

# ? Nov 14, 2015 13:41

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

I've heard that this species flashes it's teeth in a show of aggression, be careful!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 13:41

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007; In the end, they just sulk.

All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 15:22

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

Julet Esqu posted:

All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

Not even braces, they need to file off about half the length of the upper teeth.

E: and get way less ugly. Christ.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 15:24

Heath: Apr 29, 2008

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 17:10

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005

I like how their dad makes them get Nameless VP from American Psycho haircuts.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:17

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

those guys look gross.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:25

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:27

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; ^{Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...}; Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

Jim Bob.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:35

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:38

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

The Grimace posted:

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

I concur, with an addendum, "Jom Bibble".

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:41

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

staberind posted:

Jim Bob.

joe bob briggs the late-night cable horror movie host? he's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l37hmCf3urg

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:45

Antifa Turkeesian: Aug 20, 2006

No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

# ? Nov 14, 2015 18:55

Max Hammer: Jan 3, 2008; ANTIFREEZE!!!

staberind posted:

Jim Bob.

Rim Job Bob

# ? Nov 14, 2015 20:03

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.; Grimey Drawer

jim jim bob
jim-a-jim jim jim bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

# ? Nov 14, 2015 21:04

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

My name is a Jimming Bob!

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:20

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

JIM BOB

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:44

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Jack Gladney posted:

No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

oh ok thnk you for clarifying

# ? Nov 14, 2015 22:58

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

Yes but the latest news involves his daughter Jessa Bob

# ? Nov 15, 2015 00:53

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Contempt for the poor.

Alternatively, they get Enrique to curlit for them.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 03:39

Science Rocket: Sep 4, 2006; Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Inbreeding. Keeping something more than money in the family.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 04:27

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN: Jun 26, 2009

Wedemeyer posted:

I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break

Every new mum bleeds after having her baby (lochia), whether the birth was vaginal or by caesarean section. It's how your body gets rid of the lining of your uterus (womb) after birth. The blood may come out in gushes, or flow more evenly, similar to a heavy period.

The bleeding will change colour and become lighter as your uterus heals and returns to its pre-pregnancy size. At first, the flow of lochia will be heavy and bright red, and may have clots in it. Gradually, it will change to pink then brown, and eventually to yellow-white.

You may bleed for as little as two weeks to three weeks, or for as long as six weeks after having your baby. The flow will gradually become less. Red lochia usually tapers off within the first couple of weeks, though if you try to do too much too soon, it may start flowing again. If you see bright red blood, it's a sign that you need to slow down.
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465...a#ixzz3rLiO8bqA

this happened at a party i was at one time

# ? Nov 15, 2015 05:01

Indubitable Leg: Aug 9, 2013

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 06:15

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

yeah it's not cute. one of my childhood friends was part of a family where he and all of his brothers had "J" names and every time I thought about it, I found it insufferable. twenty years later I still do. it's dumb.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 06:19

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

# ? Nov 15, 2015 06:29

Nessa: Dec 15, 2008

Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

The most reasonable explanation I can think of is so that if an older sibling writes their initials on their clothing and then passes it down to a younger sibling, the initials can stay the same.

Although that makes the most sense when the kids are in school and they'll write their initials on their shoes and stuff.

My cousins on one side are named Susan and Steven and my cousins on the other side are Jasmine, Jennifer and Jaclyn.

# ? Nov 15, 2015 06:48