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Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE




Vicodiva posted:

Ira, Iris, Ignatius, Ivy, Ian, Iago Ichabod, Icarus, Ida, Igor, Ilsa, Imelda, Ibola

Sharkey, Salmon, Sockeye, Sprat, Shad, Sucker, Skate, Scat
i like this theme

Shark, Salmon, Sole, Sucker, Shad, Saury, Seahorse, Skate, Sturgeon, Sleeper, Sheepshead, Snapper, Stingray, Sauger, Smelt, Stargazer, Shiner, and of course Slippery Dick

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smallmouth
Oct 1, 2009



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4ev-BtPMM8

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The next kid better be named Slappy Seewald

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



I always loved how 'slippy' and 'slappy' were possibilities, in Lloyd's mind.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Doctor Schnabel posted:

those sons really look like dick tracy mooks, dont they?

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.



I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

I feel extremely uncomfortable and unsafe right now.

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




staberind posted:

Its ok, they are pictures, they cannot actually see you.

That's just what they want you to think!

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Jim Bob's eyes
are watching you
Watching your every move

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.

Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.



I didn't realize there was real-life inspiration for that Hardy Boys episode of South Park.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



why do they look like that

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.



I've heard that this species flashes it's teeth in a show of aggression, be careful!!!

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007

In the end, they just sulk.



All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE


Julet Esqu posted:

All that money and they couldn't get some braces on those kids?

Not even braces, they need to file off about half the length of the upper teeth.

E: and get way less ugly. Christ.

Heath
Apr 29, 2008



Say Nothing posted:

Almost as bad as Donald Trump's ugly son and Mitt Romney's ugly son.



What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005



I like how their dad makes them get Nameless VP from American Psycho haircuts.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


those guys look gross.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

Jim Bob.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


The Grimace posted:

duggars are weird. also, like my astute colleague surmised,

Jim Bob

I concur, with an addendum, "Jom Bibble".

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010




joe bob briggs the late-night cable horror movie host? he's awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l37hmCf3urg

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!



Rim Job Bob

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

jim jim bob
jim-a-jim jim jim bob
(keep your fingers in 'em)

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


My name is a Jimming Bob!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

JIM BOB

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010



Jack Gladney posted:

No, that's just a stage name for John Bob Bloom.

oh ok thnk you for clarifying

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Yes but the latest news involves his daughter Jessa Bob

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Contempt for the poor.

Alternatively, they get Enrique to curlit for them.

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man


Heath posted:

What is it about money that causes one's lips to curl like this?

Inbreeding. Keeping something more than money in the family.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





Wedemeyer posted:

I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break

Every new mum bleeds after having her baby (lochia), whether the birth was vaginal or by caesarean section. It's how your body gets rid of the lining of your uterus (womb) after birth. The blood may come out in gushes, or flow more evenly, similar to a heavy period.

The bleeding will change colour and become lighter as your uterus heals and returns to its pre-pregnancy size. At first, the flow of lochia will be heavy and bright red, and may have clots in it. Gradually, it will change to pink then brown, and eventually to yellow-white.

You may bleed for as little as two weeks to three weeks, or for as long as six weeks after having your baby. The flow will gradually become less. Red lochia usually tapers off within the first couple of weeks, though if you try to do too much too soon, it may start flowing again. If you see bright red blood, it's a sign that you need to slow down.
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465...a#ixzz3rLiO8bqA


this happened at a party i was at one time

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013


Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

yeah it's not cute. one of my childhood friends was part of a family where he and all of his brothers had "J" names and every time I thought about it, I found it insufferable. twenty years later I still do. it's dumb.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

Nessa
Dec 15, 2008



Indubitable Leg posted:

Seriously though what is it with fundies and having all the kids names start with the same letter? The Duggars had J's, the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg. Is it so they don't have to think too hard?

The most reasonable explanation I can think of is so that if an older sibling writes their initials on their clothing and then passes it down to a younger sibling, the initials can stay the same.

Although that makes the most sense when the kids are in school and they'll write their initials on their shoes and stuff.

My cousins on one side are named Susan and Steven and my cousins on the other side are Jasmine, Jennifer and Jaclyn.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.



To Jim Bob it isn't the Jim Bob that's the power, it's the J

Jim Bob

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

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Bonapartisan
May 20, 2004

Emperor of France
Creator of the Code Napoleon
Conqueror of the Ziggy Piggy


McStabby posted:

Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.

I have the strangest urge to read Anne of Green Gables now...

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