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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...




Fun Shoe

I accidentally a whole jim bob.

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Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Bonapartisan posted:

I have the strangest urge to read Anne of Green Gables now...

All I can think about is the Fisherman's Chronicles.

Princess RALPH!!
Apr 28, 2009


Nessa posted:

The most reasonable explanation I can think of is so that if an older sibling writes their initials on their clothing and then passes it down to a younger sibling, the initials can stay the same.

Although that makes the most sense when the kids are in school and they'll write their initials on their shoes and stuff.

My cousins on one side are named Susan and Steven and my cousins on the other side are Jasmine, Jennifer and Jaclyn.

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Princess RALPH!! posted:

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

If you give the wrong clothes to the wrong kid, you're forced to wear the outfit to school the next day, regardless of how it fits. How else are they going to learn?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


Princess RALPH!! posted:

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

The Duggers don't have individual dressers for the kids. Everything is in a giant closet sorted by gender and size. http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/videos/laundry-room-tour/

Buh
May 17, 2008


Princess RALPH!! posted:

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

I know two siblings that start with K and it's pretty much a lifelong game of 'who the gently caress is this mail for?'.

I especially like how the Duggars have two verbally indistinguishable ones in Joanne and Joy-Anne. Just confirms that at some point they straight up forgot which ones they've used already.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


staberind posted:

I accidentally a whole jim bob.

The whole Jim Bob? Leave some for the rest of us!!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



The Grimace posted:

The whole Jim Bob? Leave some for the rest of us!!!

37 Jim Bobs?!

In a ROW?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Indubitable Leg posted:

the Palins had T's atleast with Track and Trigg.

Don't forget Tard.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

cumshitter.com for all your pool supplies and finance needs


Pope Corky the IX posted:

If you give the wrong clothes to the wrong kid, you're forced to wear the outfit to school the next day, regardless of how it fits. How else are they going to learn?

kids grow and get bigger dude.

the point of an alliterative naming system is to make hand me downs less shameful

its actually kind of a caring and smart thing to do even if youre making the monstrously lovely parenting decision to have more children than you can provide for.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Buh posted:

I know two siblings that start with K and it's pretty much a lifelong game of 'who the gently caress is this mail for?'.

I especially like how the Duggars have two verbally indistinguishable ones in Joanne and Joy-Anne. Just confirms that at some point they straight up forgot which ones they've used already.

no, they're Joy-Anna (they usually just call her Joy I think) and Johannah (they usually call her Hannie, what a rebel!!!111!)

so at least in writing and what they're actually called, they're pretty different

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Angela Christine posted:

The Duggers don't have individual dressers for the kids. Everything is in a giant closet sorted by gender and size. http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/videos/laundry-room-tour/

What an efficient way to destroy identity and independence--or to prevent it from forming in the first place.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



The Grimace posted:

yeah it's not cute. one of my childhood friends was part of a family where he and all of his brothers had "J" names and every time I thought about it, I found it insufferable. twenty years later I still do. it's dumb.

My brother and I both share the same initial, and it sometimes used to be a pain in the arse when we were both living at home and mail would be addressed to us using only our first initial and surname.

Also to the person saying it helps with hand-me-downs, it really doesn't. When we had to label our clothes, (for school or whatever), I was always [first initial][lastname], and my brother was [lastname][first initial].

There was no silly/cute reason as to why we both shared the same initial, it just worked out that way, and there were only the two of us.

So yeah. .... Jimothy Bobbitty Boo.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

37 Jim Bobs?!

In a ROW?

Try not to Jim any Bobs on your way through the parking lot!

Figaro
Feb 21, 2006

Hi, I've come to apply for the doctor's job. I can assure you my credentials are top-notch, I've just graduated from Harvard College Yale. I aced every semester, and I got an 'A'.

WWJBD?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Jack Gladney posted:

What an efficient way to destroy identity and independence--or to prevent it from forming in the first place.

they already did that with the blanket training so no worries

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007





Spuuuuuurrrrrrgeoooooon

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Try not to Jim any Bobs on your way through the parking lot!

I'm Bob even supposed to Jim here today!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

cumshitter posted:

kids grow and get bigger dude.

the point of an alliterative naming system is to make hand me downs less shameful

its actually kind of a caring and smart thing to do even if youre making the monstrously lovely parenting decision to have more children than you can provide for.

...Jim Bob?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway


sinking belle posted:

Spuuuuuurrrrrrgeoooooon

like a spurgeon
blanket training for the very first time
like a spuuuuuurrrrgeeeon

artsy fartsy
May 9, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

I just Jim Bobbed a little in my mouth

Senor Tron
May 25, 2006




My mum wanted to have a standard birth in the hospital but I was turned around the wrong way. Since a feet first delivery isn't going to work too well I became a Caesarian birth.

Her epidural didn't work.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Senor Tron posted:

My mum wanted to have a standard birth in the hospital but I was turned around the wrong way. Since a feet first delivery isn't going to work too well I became a Caesarian birth.

Her epidural didn't work.

News flash, Einstein: Her body won't make a baby too big for her to birth.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT

Gravy Boat 2k

So Josiah is the gay one right?


Video has marriage protégé Josh in it.

http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/videos/josiah-courting-video/


Someone keep me up to date?

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE





Rambling Robot posted:

Don't forget Tard.
this makes me miss the Johnston Checks In articles


Turok

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



Fiend posted:

News flash, Einstein: Her body won't make a baby too big for her to birth.

Did you miss the part about "feet first"?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


DicktheCat posted:

Did you miss the part about "feet first"?

Inches or feet, doesn't matter.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


It's really mean to name your son Spurgeon. I mean, what if he turns out to have autism?

Hell, what if he doesn't have autism?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Wanamingo posted:

It's really mean to name your son Spurgeon. I mean, what if he turns out to have autism?

Hell, what if he doesn't have autism?

It's okay, though, they're largely calling him by his nickname "Quincy" (you can see how they get that from "Spurgeon Elliot")

Princess RALPH!!
Apr 28, 2009


Angela Christine posted:

The Duggers don't have individual dressers for the kids. Everything is in a giant closet sorted by gender and size. http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/19-kids-and-counting/videos/laundry-room-tour/

Oh my crap. Does that even count as 'hand me downs' then? It's more of a free-for-all every time laundry is completed!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


More on the Spurgeon naming mystery: Charles Spurgeon was a Baptist preacher who really hated the Catholic Church and the Pope, and Ben Seewald really hates the Catholic Church/Pope.

In Conclusion: Jim Bob

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001



Passion’s Wrench

McStabby posted:

Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.

gfycat's random file name generator is not to be used for naming children.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






tacodaemon posted:

It's okay, though, they're largely calling him by his nickname "Quincy" (you can see how they get that from "Spurgeon Elliot")

All this and they're Jack Klugman fans too?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2015/11/18/josh-duggar-porn-star-lawsuit/

I thought you weren't allowed to put your hands on a woman until you're married.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ol' Josh is going to come back as Punished Dugg

Mods please change my name to Punished Duggar

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





Ashleymadison sent us to hell, but we're gonna go even deeper. Take back everything we lost!

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




You could probably have a modern redneck remake of the gods' slapfight from the Iliad by sending a nice gift addressed to J. Duggar

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ol' Josh is going to come back as Punished Dugg



WOAH HOOOOOOOOOO

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!




i dont think giving josh a rocket fist is a good idea

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





^gently caress

Schnedwob posted:



WOAH HOOOOOOOOOO

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