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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009





all of the assaults were jimbob in a mask. the real josh is out there somewhere making the real duggar homestead

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Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.



It wasn't me! It was the Jim-Bobbed man!

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Broenheim posted:

i dont think giving josh a rocket fist is a good idea

"you're pretty good"
"kept you waiting, huh?"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

It wasn't me! It was the Jim-Bobbed man!

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Schnedwob posted:



WOAH HOOOOOOOOOO

on the new duggar show he'll only be seen on night vision camera while roaming around and checking the duggar garbage container for food and disgarded clothes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Rambling Robot posted:

on the new duggar show he'll only be seen on night vision camera while roaming around and checking the duggar garbage container for food and disgarded clothes.
Taking Frito pies off the window sill and trying all the windows into the girls rooms.

Thundercloud
Mar 28, 2010

To boldly be eaten where no grot has been eaten before!

Have people started talking about the civil suit against him?

http://www.people.com/article/porn-star-sues-josh-duggar-assault-battery-alleged-sexual-encounter?xid=socialflow_facebook_peoplemag

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay


there is no string of words that sounds like more of a cop out than "faith-based rehab center"

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012


Schnedwob posted:



WOAH HOOOOOOOOOO

"We are Diamond Duggs."

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012


Are his porn stars linked to Charlie Sheen? I want to see that happen.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




It'd be funny if they're really hiding Josh away because he's dying of AIDS.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

Eat Fresh

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

I be seen Danica Dillon's videos

She is no wilting flower

Being Jim bobbed must be a terrifying experience

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Top City Homo posted:

I be seen Danica Dillon's videos

She is no wilting flower

Being Jim bobbed must be a terrifying experience

Well, when country chucklefuck #2975 hands you a wad of cash to roughhouse skin wrassle, you probably don't expect to get the floodgates of a life of repression, woman blaming and expectations of total obedience handed to you in a combination chokeslam/dry-insert for openers. Just speculation, but I can imagine the tone being different than usual.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007

In the end, they just sulk.



"In Touch posted:

Not only does Josh have to answer to Danica, but he’ll likely be questioned about all of his past sexual misconduct. Nothing will be off-limits — including still-hidden details about cheating on his wife and having a porn addiction, as well as how he molested five underage girls, including four of his own sisters, as a teen.

“The defendant may be subject to [having to talk about] his prior bad [or] sexually abusive acts at trial,” Danica’s attorney Marc Frumer tells In Touch exclusively. “They are all relevant if he takes the stand.”

Looks like somebody's fishing for a hefty out-of-court settlement!

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Julet Esqu posted:

Looks like somebody's fishing for a hefty out-of-court settlement!

It hasn't been brought up in awhile, but I was thinking about the interview with Robert Jeffress on Fox.

He said what all the Christians defending Josh said; that the Duggar girls forgive Josh and that we should all forget it.

Why has no one brought up the fifth girl he Duggared? Do they just assume she's also fine with it? Or do they just not care?

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Take a guess at what kind of culture you're from if you're doing a sleepover at the Duggar pad. She's still in the cult, just not a blood relation.

But no, nobody making excuses for Josh Bob cares about the facts at all.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

beast lord among goons, friend to many animals, a true gentleman



i can believe that, I mean he basicaly only learned about sex on the way to his honeymoon fuckbed. i assume he dabbled in porn and because he has no real experience other then "dude fucks crying girl on her back" he probaly got into rough poo poo and got off on it. I wouldnt be surprised he roughs his wife up. so i am sure he did it to some high class whore.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

cumshitter.com for all your pool supplies and finance needs


Oh man I can just picture Jim Bob being shaken down by a porn star.

*Frowning Jim Bob whispers into Michelle's ear*

Danica: "What did he say? Talk to me directly you weirdo."

Michelle: "He said he finds your terms agreeable, you harlot who knows not your place amongst men. Now this isn't Jim this is me but where is your chaperone? Also sorry about Jim, this is just how he treats the harlot waitresses at Olive Garden."

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Top City Homo posted:

I be seen Danica Dillon's videos

She is no wilting flower

Being Jim bobbed must be a terrifying experience

i guess being beaten by a potato head is different from being beaten by junkies on film.


the red title makes me proud #prayforduggars.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Jack Gladney posted:

Take a guess at what kind of culture you're from if you're doing a sleepover at the Duggar pad. She's still in the cult, just not a blood relation.

Still, he at least has his sisters saying it's all cool, even though they basically have to.

This other girl, though, is just dismissed completely by every defender. You'd think an interviewer might mention that.

The Bible
May 8, 2010



Rambling Robot posted:

i guess being beaten by a potato head is different from being beaten by junkies on film.


the red title makes me proud #prayforduggars.

If you consent to one and not the other, yes, there is quite a difference.

Or do you believe that a woman who consents to sex with more than one man automatically consents to sex with all men?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

i like cats


Top City Homo posted:

I be seen Danica Dillon's videos

She is no wilting flower

Being Jim bobbed must be a terrifying experience

The thing is, and this may be a shock, porn is fake. The emotional content of being happy, sad, afraid or whatever is mostly acting in professional legal porn. They plot out exactly what is going to happen, what each person agrees to do, and how long it will go on for. They have safe words and will stop on a dime if anyone is in real distress, and there are a bunch of people watching to make sure no one gets carried away. They even take breaks and make sure everyone is doing okay. After it's all over they settle down and make sure everyone alright before they go home. It's a job, with rules.

That's really different than finding yourself alone with an angry man.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese, and a garden full of trees.



Indeed, this is just the stupid ignorant thinking that Josh-Bob used. Insomuch as when he came back for seconds he said "I'm sorry for bashing you around, but thats what you do on the videos, so I thought I could do it too."

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

mankind is riddled with mental illness and insanity and the more insane the society the more it seems normal

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay


Top City Homo posted:

mankind is riddled with mental illness and insanity and the more insane the society the more it seems normal

jim bob

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?


I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?


goodness posted:

I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

i think you know what was on them.

pictures and videos of

jim bob

Buh
May 17, 2008


Best case scenario it was just regular people porn and they just had a moment of being super Christian about it.

God I hope it was that

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

goodness posted:

I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

NIKE! NIKE! NIKE! NIKE! :yarg:

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


Perhaps he was experimenting with his own distro of lunix and wanted someone else to do the prep work of wiping those machines?

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010


Jim Bobuntu

Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012


So this:http://www.people.com/article/jim-bob-duggar-tells-fathers-ask-wives-jesus-for-forgiveness


quote:

"Start protecting your family by removing books, magazines, television, or internet that have worldly or sensual content," he advises. "Replace them with good things like wholesome music, biographies of great Christians, good old-fashioned family fun and games."


family fun and games


jim bobbing for nuts

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


"Leave your children socially disconnected from the greater world they are to be a witnesses of the Lord to and set them up for moral failure by never exposing them to disagreeable material coupled with discussion about how your faith views and deals with such things." Jim "good advice" Bobertson.

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Nov 22, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



That Lego haired motherfucker really makes me sick.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

The Bible
May 8, 2010



You'd think that the massive failure with Josh would have taught them to ease up a little on the repression, not double down on it.

Also, lol if they think they are fit to be moral authorities on anything at this point.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Might as well be Jimming on the Bob

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?


goodness posted:

I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

Nobody in their right mind would take that job.

That's almost guaranteed to be "bitwise copy the contents to a mirror drive before the wipe, in case law enforcement comes calling" territory.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


goodness posted:

I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

JimBob.exe

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