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Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay


19 Kids And Counting Lost Episode... Jim Bob's Suicide

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



Jim Bob animation: "Nuh uh uhhh! You didn't say the magic word! Nuh uh uhhh!!"

FBI agent Sam Jackson: "What? 'Jim Bob', goddammit! Aaaauuuggghhh!"

And then the doors of the compound unlock and all 18 remaining Duggars are let loose in the house.

"Hold on to yo' butts..."

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


*Oxford math professor walks up to the classroom blackboard with JIM BOB written on it*

Who did this!? Who!? 20 years of my life! Who solved this equation!?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


He who lives by the Jim Bob shall die by the Josh

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.


Lipstick Apathy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I'm Bob even supposed to Jim here today!

"Empire Strikes Back" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was Jim Bob.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Might as well be Jimming on the Bob

Some Duggar once told me
That Jim was gonna Bob me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Casimir Radon posted:

It'd be funny if they're really hiding Josh away because he's dying of AIDS.

He'd have to stop being so fat first. Has anyone seen him recently?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


goodness posted:

I live in Arkansas and have a friend that works at a local computer store. A couple months ago Josh's dad brought a couple computers in to have them wiped. I wonder what was on them...

the money trail?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

friend Jim Bob Duggar and his breeding sow

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008




From the republican primary thread.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Jumpingmanjim posted:



From the republican primary thread.

Lmao payoff totally worth it

Blizzy_Cow
Feb 27, 2006
When one burns one's bridges, what a wonderful fire it makes

Jumpingmanjim posted:



From the republican primary thread.

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



jimbob.vob

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Blizzy_Cow posted:

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

It's just intensely focused on the cupcakes waiting for the okay to go hog wild on them.

Unless you mean the dogs in the Huckabee frames in which case it's abuse.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

cuckabee's rotund human being sons

Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012


Blizzy_Cow posted:

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

The dog's been blanket trained

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

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Blizzy_Cow posted:

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

That clip is from one of those bad dog rehabilitation shows so it's probably taking every ounce of that dog's willpower to not gorge on those cupcakes

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

http://mikehuckabee.com/coalitions/dogs

The Bible
May 8, 2010




American politics.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk18fZgCA-8

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOximWoFd0
oh cool, ive been waiting for the macklemore remake of lie, cheat, steal.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007

In the end, they just sulk.



Oh, hey! Looks like Josh finally managed to sell his home. I wonder who the new owner is. Josh Duggar? And the 5 bedroom home only went for $65,000? Sounds like he got a deal! This is a totally legit legal transaction, you guys!

(The source is Daily Mail. I don't remember if they're the ones who make everything up. If they are, then take however many salt grains you feel are appropriate.)

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Blizzy_Cow posted:

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

I think the dog is blind.

Don't you feel bad now. Making fun of the blind dog.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Julet Esqu posted:

Oh, hey! Looks like Josh finally managed to sell his home. I wonder who the new owner is. Josh Duggar? And the 5 bedroom home only went for $65,000? Sounds like he got a deal! This is a totally legit legal transaction, you guys!

(The source is Daily Mail. I don't remember if they're the ones who make everything up. If they are, then take however many salt grains you feel are appropriate.)

The link is the best thing...

quote:

Josh-Duggar-s-dream-home-sold-mystery-investment-company-tied-longtime-member-family-s-inner-circle-two-days-porn-star-accused-violent-paid-sex-sessions.html

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Julet Esqu posted:

Oh, hey! Looks like Josh finally managed to sell his home. I wonder who the new owner is. Josh Duggar? And the 5 bedroom home only went for $65,000? Sounds like he got a deal! This is a totally legit legal transaction, you guys!

(The source is Daily Mail. I don't remember if they're the ones who make everything up. If they are, then take however many salt grains you feel are appropriate.)

Daily Mail is obsessed about property values.

perhaps GBS superstar 3 0lives bought it as an investment?

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

The Daily Mail, despite being a British newspaper, was literally on Hitler's side during WWII, and materially contributed to the outbreak of WWI with their completely made up stories about how French terrorists were just waiting for the Chunnel to be built so they could swarm over on their cheese boats and blow up the railroads.

So what I'm saying is they're almost as bad as the Duggars. (Jim Bob)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


Network Pesci posted:

The Daily Mail, despite being a British newspaper, was literally on Hitler's side during WWII, and materially contributed to the outbreak of WWI with their completely made up stories about how French terrorists were just waiting for the Chunnel to be built so they could swarm over on their cheese boats and blow up the railroads.

So what I'm saying is they're almost as bad as the Duggars. (Jim Bob)

tbf the guy pearce king of england also loved nazis.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




Julet Esqu posted:

(The source is Daily Mail. I don't remember if they're the ones who make everything up. If they are, then take however many salt grains you feel are appropriate.)

The Daily Mail is a sleazy tabloid, but the Duggars are a sleazy sex cult undeserving of rigorous journalism. It's a match made in heaven, unlike Josiah Duggar and his current beard.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



I know it's not what you meant, but I would be very interested in what the Gothardites/Duggars fundie opinion is on facial hair. Is it godly? Is it ungodly? Do the men have to yell "reebok" or something to prevent their women from seeing a bearded face?

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

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Do It Once Right posted:

The Daily Mail is a sleazy tabloid, but the Duggars are a sleazy sex cult undeserving of rigorous journalism. It's a match made in heaven, unlike Josiah Duggar and his current beard.

Wanna see this ill-advised beard

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe


I wonder how many pictures of kurt they receive?
or perhaps :nms:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Heath posted:

Wanna see this ill-advised beard

no self respecting gay man would grow a beard unless under very specific circumstances like being a bear or whatever

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY



Here's what my dog thinks of Mike Huckabee.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010





Gun Saliva

BrigadierSensible posted:

I know it's not what you meant, but I would be very interested in what the Gothardites/Duggars fundie opinion is on facial hair. Is it godly? Is it ungodly? Do the men have to yell "reebok" or something to prevent their women from seeing a bearded face?

Also not really related to ur thing but Nike is the PAGAN GODDESS if victory though why would they use that term? Even if it's "victory" over their sick filth perversions they're stl tainting themselves with HEATHENS' IDOLS

Starting to think this whole thing isn't really well thought thru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle


Duggs only shout Nike at the sight of whorish temptresses because they think it helps them blend in more than screaming "WENCH"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Heath posted:

Wanna see this ill-advised beard

Here you go

Heath
Apr 29, 2008

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thank you.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



tacodaemon posted:

Here you go



She's got the Michelle crazy eyes locked down already

The Bible
May 8, 2010



tacodaemon posted:

Here you go



She already has the crazy eyes, but otherwise not bad at all.

Too bad her fiancee is gay.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



SniperWoreConverse posted:

Also not really related to ur thing but Nike is the PAGAN GODDESS if victory though why would they use that term? Even if it's "victory" over their sick filth perversions they're stl tainting themselves with HEATHENS' IDOLS

Starting to think this whole thing isn't really well thought thru

it's because they look at their shoes you dolt

lol that you think they have any idea about any ancient pagan religions

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Aug 20, 2006



The Bible posted:

She already has the crazy eyes, but otherwise not bad at all.

Too bad her fiancee is gay.

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.

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