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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine


Jack Gladney posted:

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.

Heh, true. :gbsmith:

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Jack Gladney posted:

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.

Not with Jim Bob breathing down your neck to make babies.

Those poor kids :(

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Jack Gladney posted:

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.
Not when It falls to Rim Job to consumate the marriage.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!


They broke up not long after the Ashley Madison leak, so no more beard for Josiah.

http://ca.eonline.com/news/683428/josiah-duggar-marjorie-jackson-break-up-end-courtship-here-s-what-michelle-jim-bob-duggar-said

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



Jack Gladney posted:

Being a Duggar beard is probably the safest place for a woman to be in that family.

I disagree. I bet she, (as a product of the same fundie cult), has little to no idea that GayDug is indeed gay. So instead she will be frustrated, lonely, and blame herself for why her husband isn't attracted to her. This frustration will alienate her from GayDug, and as the cult has already alienated her from society this will only add to feelings of lonliness. And as GayDug won't gently caress her, she won't get pregnant, and so won't have a brood to keep her company, and will probably be shamed/shunned/humiliated for not giving birth.

So it's all well and good to laugh, but she, (as do all under the JimBob regime), has a long hard sad life ahead of her.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Used to be if your husband died, his brother had to marry you.

Enough Duggar heirs die and Anna Duggar is going to get married off to Jor-El Duggar or something.

At least all the monogrammed towels still match.

The Bible
May 8, 2010




Whoa, now! A woman wearing pants?

Deuteronomy 22:5 posted:

A woman shall not wear a mans garment, nor shall a man put on a womans cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the LORD your God."

As much as they hate fags because of that very same book, her family had better have beaten the love of God into her for such an egregious transgression. For shame.

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

tacodaemon posted:

Here you go



fuckin lmao

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


The Bible posted:

Whoa, now! A woman wearing pants?


As much as they hate fags because of that very same book, her family had better have beaten the love of God into her for such an egregious transgression. For shame.

Everything's a sin! We are all damned.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


JimBob

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

HEY, WAIT! STOP!

I HAVE SIMPSONS MEMES


The Bible
May 8, 2010



That baby looks WAY too much like Jim Bob...

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009




Really not sure who I hate more

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

HEY, WAIT! STOP!

I HAVE SIMPSONS MEMES


wait is his name really going to be Dilly Dugger

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?



finally found someone I hate more than the Duggars, god drat

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012



Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme



Jen Bob

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012




:v:

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


You're all monsters

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

I ate too much crab and transformed into this.




jojoinnit posted:

You're all monsters

Welcome to SomethingAwful?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

jojoinnit posted:

You're all monsters

correction, monster people.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx


jojoinnit posted:

You're all monsters

That's monster Jim Bob to you.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005

Undeterred, I continued posting.


drat, that's one ugly baby.














And a newborn.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Girls Make The Bed Up Straight
Beat Porn Stars On A Date
Don't Have To Take You Out
"Nike" You Scream And Shout
I Always Smell Like Smoke
Sex Rehab's Just A Joke
I Never Look At You
Like I Look At My Sisters...

These Are Not All Of The
Many Simple Things
You Can Find Wrong With Me
Once Would You Tell Me Please...

What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg Right
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I JIM BOB

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

LethalGeek posted:

Really not sure who I hate more

I am also conflicted

Jorb Bim

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

:flame: jim bob

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe


Jim Bob
He's iron tough.
Jim Bob
He's got a chest like a rug.
Jim Bob
He don't take no guff,
He's Jim Bob

Goin' down the road, got the Duggars in the back.
strange on his fingers and a cola six pack.
Duggin' in the mornin' , lookin out for the ZOG .
He's sweet as a bird but he ruts like a hog.

Chorus

Lookin' in the mirror now feds comin' from behind.
Jim Bob's got a son that they're never gonna find.
Jim Bob's gonna take him outta sight,
Never gonna catch him and ya never have to fight.

Chorus

Oh, Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob
Jim Bob

Chorus

So remember if you can, when you're goin' down the road,
Be careful of the man who shoots a heavy load.
He's hotter than the sun and he's cooler than the rain.
With a chuckle from behind he's gonna ease your pain.

Chorus x2
Jim Bob
He's iron tough.
Jim Bob
He's got a chest like a rug.
Jim Bob
He don't take no guff,
He's Jim Bob

C'mon and give the Jim a Bob!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Jim Bravo

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship


Fun Shoe

Skin Bob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2RV8js_yWw

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

PathAsc posted:

Girls Make The Bed Up Straight
Beat Porn Stars On A Date
Don't Have To Take You Out
"Nike" You Scream And Shout
I Always Smell Like Smoke
Sex Rehab's Just A Joke
I Never Look At You
Like I Look At My Sisters...

These Are Not All Of The
Many Simple Things
You Can Find Wrong With Me
Once Would You Tell Me Please...

What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg Right
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I JIM BOB

jim bobs chicken shack

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


jim bob
jim rob

hmmm are they brothers

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008




JIM BOBbing for "apples"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






PathAsc posted:

Girls Make The Bed Up Straight
Beat Porn Stars On A Date
Don't Have To Take You Out
"Nike" You Scream And Shout
I Always Smell Like Smoke
Sex Rehab's Just A Joke
I Never Look At You
Like I Look At My Sisters...

These Are Not All Of The
Many Simple Things
You Can Find Wrong With Me
Once Would You Tell Me Please...

What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg Right
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I JIM BOB

:golfclap:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...



19 Chromosomes and Counting.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Jessa's husband had Jim Bob hair in the new episode. Used to be normal.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


the thread that won't die

can't post rob the Jim Bob

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky


Reverse Centaur posted:

Jessa's husband had Jim Bob hair in the new episode. Used to be normal.

the duggar blood is sustained by a parasitic hairpiece that implants in people like a lovely cronenberg movie

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Those churches were very odd all violently disavowed by their respective denominations elsewhere, and apparently using the queerest kind of ceremonials and clerical vestments. Their creeds were heterodox and mysterious, involving hints of certain marvelous transformations leading to bodily immorality of a sort on this earth.

As for the Duggar people the youth hardly knew what to make of them. They were as furtive and seldom seen as animals that live in burrows, and one could hardly imagine how they passed the time apart from their desultory hunting. Perhaps judging from the quantities of juice they consumed they lay for most of the daylight hours reading their Bibles. They seemed sullenly banded together in some sort of fellowship and understanding despising the world as if they had access to other and preferable spheres of entity. Their appearance especially those staring, unwinking eyes which one never saw shut was certainly shocking enough; and their voices were disgusting. It was awful to hear them chanting in their churches at night, and especially during their main festivals or revivals, which fell twice a year on April 30th and October 31st.

When one came to think of it, it was generally only rather young people who were seen about in public, and of these the oldest were apt to be the most tainted-looking. When exceptions did occur, they were mostly persons with no trace of aberrancy, like the old clerk at the hotel. One wondered what became of the bulk of the older folk, and whether the "Jim Bob look" were not a strange and insidious disease-phenomenon which increased its hold as years advanced.

Only a very rare affliction, of course, could bring about such vast and radical anatomical changes in a single individual after maturity changes invoking osseous factors as basic as the shape of the hairline but then, even this aspect was no more baffling and unheard of than the visible features of the malady as a whole. It would be hard, the youth implied, to form any real conclusions regarding such a matter; since one never came to know the natives personally no matter how long one might live in Arkansas.

The youth was certain that many specimens even worse than the worst visible ones were kept locked indoors in some places. People sometimes heard the queerest kind of sounds. The tottering corn field hovels north of the road were reputedly connected by hidden tunnels, being thus a veritable warren of unseen abnormalities. What kind of foreign blood if any these beings had, it was impossible to tell. They sometimes kept certain especially repulsive characters out of sight when government and others from the outside world came to town.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Well, Michelle has the Innsmouth look down.

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LongSack
Jan 17, 2003



Say Nothing posted:

Well, Michelle has the Innsmouth look down.



Nice goiter

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