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Schnedwob: Feb 28, 2014; my legs are okay

the jim out of bob

# ? Dec 14, 2015 06:04

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Say Nothing posted:

Well, Michelle has the Innsmouth look down.

That's what happens when you see Jim Bobbing taking place.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 06:14

Ronwayne: Nov 20, 2007; That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Man I hadn't reflected lately on how awesome iodized salt is.

# ? Dec 14, 2015 11:11

Space Robot: Sep 3, 2011

Everybody in the thread say JIM BOB!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:16

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

JIM BOB!

I say, "JIM!" you say, "BOB!"

JIM!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:22

The Bible: May 8, 2010

borb

# ? Dec 15, 2015 03:23

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

jiiiim

# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:12

Bonzo: Mar 11, 2004; Just like Mama used to make it!

Boob

# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:33

Space Robot: Sep 3, 2011

Now raise your Jims in the air, and Bob them like you just don't care!

Space Robot fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Dec 15, 2015

# ? Dec 15, 2015 04:53

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

James

# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:21

Fiend: Dec 2, 2001

James Robert

# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:27

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

James

Boob

# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:36

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Hi I'm permabanned user JimBobber58

# ? Dec 15, 2015 06:45

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

At what point do we put a bullet in this thread's head

# ? Dec 15, 2015 08:45

USA RIP LMAO: Jun 26, 2009

Top City Homo posted:

Those churches were very odd all violently disavowed by their respective denominations elsewhere, and apparently using the queerest kind of ceremonials and clerical vestments. Their creeds were heterodox and mysterious, involving hints of certain marvelous transformations leading to bodily immorality of a sort on this earth.

As for the Duggar people the youth hardly knew what to make of them. They were as furtive and seldom seen as animals that live in burrows, and one could hardly imagine how they passed the time apart from their desultory hunting. Perhaps judging from the quantities of juice they consumed they lay for most of the daylight hours reading their Bibles. They seemed sullenly banded together in some sort of fellowship and understanding despising the world as if they had access to other and preferable spheres of entity. Their appearance especially those staring, unwinking eyes which one never saw shut was certainly shocking enough; and their voices were disgusting. It was awful to hear them chanting in their churches at night, and especially during their main festivals or revivals, which fell twice a year on April 30th and October 31st.

When one came to think of it, it was generally only rather young people who were seen about in public, and of these the oldest were apt to be the most tainted-looking. When exceptions did occur, they were mostly persons with no trace of aberrancy, like the old clerk at the hotel. One wondered what became of the bulk of the older folk, and whether the "Jim Bob look" were not a strange and insidious disease-phenomenon which increased its hold as years advanced.

Only a very rare affliction, of course, could bring about such vast and radical anatomical changes in a single individual after maturity changes invoking osseous factors as basic as the shape of the hairline but then, even this aspect was no more baffling and unheard of than the visible features of the malady as a whole. It would be hard, the youth implied, to form any real conclusions regarding such a matter; since one never came to know the natives personally no matter how long one might live in Arkansas.

The youth was certain that many specimens even worse than the worst visible ones were kept locked indoors in some places. People sometimes heard the queerest kind of sounds. The tottering corn field hovels north of the road were reputedly connected by hidden tunnels, being thus a veritable warren of unseen abnormalities. What kind of foreign blood if any these beings had, it was impossible to tell. They sometimes kept certain especially repulsive characters out of sight when government and others from the outside world came to town.

Say Nothing posted:

Well, Michelle has the Innsmouth look down.

whoa!!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 09:30

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Heath posted:

At what point do we put a bullet in this thread's head

They just started airing new episodes so not now. Gotta talk about little Spergin Seewald

# ? Dec 15, 2015 09:37

Uncle Salty: Jan 19, 2008; BOYS

Heath posted:

At what point do we put a bullet in this thread's head

When it's reached the point of Jim Bob

# ? Dec 15, 2015 13:46

CAPT. Rainbowbeard: Apr 5, 2012; My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.; Lipstick Apathy

Jaime Roberto!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 14:07

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

I don't personally know a single fellow Arkansan who doesn't think they're creepy as gently caress. Even the old people. The goddamn old people think Jim Bob is creepy.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:38

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

dog buttz posted:

I don't personally know a single fellow Arkansan who doesn't think they're creepy as gently caress. Even the old people. The goddamn old people think Jim Bob is creepy.

Is it because Jim Bob looks like a Lego guy someone has glued human eyes and teeth to?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:55

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Is it because Jim Bob looks like a Lego guy someone has glued human eyes and teeth to?

Yes, and also because he gives off a "I would eat you and demand you thank me" vibe.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:14

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Uncle Salty posted:

When it's reached the point of Jim Bob

All roads lead to Jim Bob

# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:09

Free Market Mambo: Jul 26, 2010; by Lowtax

We will be broken upon the wheel of Jimsara.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:39

pr0k: Jan 16, 2001; "Well if it's gonna be
that kind of party..."

LongSack posted:

Nice goiter

I bet you say that to all the girls.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 18:02

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

i think this threads doing pretty well

no one has outed themselves as a duggar making fun of other duggars to feel better about themselves and thats good going for sa

# ? Dec 15, 2015 18:24

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

XMNN posted:

i think this threads doing pretty well

no one has outed themselves as a duggar making fun of other duggars to feel better about themselves and thats good going for sa

Of course not. Only the older girls get the password to the real internet, and none of them have :10bux:

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:31

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Wait a sec why do the women even know how to read in the first place??

# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:35

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

LethalGeek posted:

Wait a sec why do the women even know how to read in the first place??

Homeschooling. Dads don't have time to teach their sons to read.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 02:00

Krispy Wafer: Jul 26, 2002; I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
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LethalGeek posted:

Wait a sec why do the women even know how to read in the first place??

The Bible is not a picture book.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:32

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
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Non
Stop

Jimmed in the Bob by My Own Jim Bob by Jim Bob Tingle.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 04:56

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Reverse Centaur posted:

They just started airing new episodes so not now. Gotta talk about little Spergin Seewald

Where are these episodes airing? I thought that teh channel had dumped them.

Did they just wait for the controversy to die down and then re-air them?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:00

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Jimmed in the Bob by My Own Jim Bob by Jim Bob Tingle.

Well done, the thread lives again.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:06

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BrigadierSensible posted:

Where are these episodes airing? I thought that teh channel had dumped them.

Did they just wait for the controversy to die down and then re-air them?

TLC. They're calling it Counting On and it sounded like it was only about Jill and Jessa but the whole family is in it, minus Josh I presume. It looks like next episode is gonna have a good sit down talk with Josh's wife. First episode had lots o' crying and was refreshing in its honesty, the girls even admitted they hosed up defending Josh on Fox News.

Very different vibe than the old show, and only a few episodes I think.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:27

The American Dream: Mar 1, 2007; Don't Forget My Balls

The guy that married the girl that's scamming everyone for their missionary trip. He looks like a Romulan junkie.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:33

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I heard Anna's possibly leaving Josh, is that at all possible?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:33

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I heard Anna's possibly leaving Josh, is that at all possible?

Sure looked like it from the preview. And the fact she's interviewing at all.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:36

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Reverse Centaur posted:

TLC. They're calling it Counting On and it sounded like it was only about Jill and Jessa but the whole family is in it, minus Josh I presume. It looks like next episode is gonna have a good sit down talk with Josh's wife. First episode had lots o' crying and was refreshing in its honesty, the girls even admitted they hosed up defending Josh on Fox News.

Very different vibe than the old show, and only a few episodes I think.

It sure is nice that his already badly hurt wife gets to relive her heartbreak and humiliation in front of a nationwide audience.

I'm sure if she had the choice to do this in private, she'd still choose to do it on TV.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:38

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

LOL at the thought of any Duggar women getting offered a choice. About anything in their lives. Ever.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 05:48

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

NIKE!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:07

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Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

jizz boob

i mean jim bob

# ? Dec 16, 2015 06:10

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