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Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Top City Homo posted:

:suicide:

or most likely some gay form of ritualized tournament pseudo war between billionaire households

So like a high-tech Aztec flower war, only with human sacrifice to the dollar bill instead of Huitzilopochtli.

E: That sounds like a pretty lovely endgame though, you've become this all-powerful economic overlord but the only thing you can do with your power is to carry out hollow, meaningless ritual bloodlettings because there's no space left for real competition and no possibility of actual growth. It sounds like even the Captains of Industry would get terminal ennui at some point.

Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 24, 2015

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

deadwing posted:

lmao he resigned from the family research council because he was researching his family

He was working on his PhD (penetrating homely Duggars)

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Huckabee's probably wishing he was still governor so he could pull down some sweet pardon bribes but our new one probably has that covered.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

:suicide:

or most likely some gay form of ritualized tournament pseudo war between billionaire households

http://youtu.be/aVUxK1mNups

bulletproofjesus
May 2, 2015
I heard about this and wasn't surprised. These backwoods chucklefucks need to be burned with gasoline and their kids sent to therapy sessions.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Huckabee was governor during the time of Josh police report

The Duggars campaigned for Huckabee governor races

The judge who ordered the documents to be destroyed was appointed by Huckabee

thats not really a conspiracy, just a logical conclusion

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Frackie Robinson posted:

In this guy's defense, how confident can we be that given his upbringing he had any idea the significance or weight of what he was doing? I think we would all agree that theres an age at which you wouldn't be able to hold a kid accountable for this kind of thing, the main question is what that age is. 14 seems pretty old, but who knows how little he'd been told.

this guy thinks touching your little sisters tits is good, and cool

woah

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Woolie Wool posted:

So like a high-tech Aztec flower war, only with human sacrifice to the dollar bill instead of Huitzilopochtli.

E: That sounds like a pretty lovely endgame though, you've become this all-powerful economic overlord but the only thing you can do with your power is to carry out hollow, meaningless ritual bloodlettings because there's no space left for real competition and no possibility of actual growth. It sounds like even the Captains of Industry would get terminal ennui at some point.

the problem is that it is in the interests of billionaires to have a retarded passive, religious authoritarian society that cannot rebel because it keeps down their labor costs

even as they lower labor costs to zero through roboticization. Instead of investing in schools that would allow to transition to this new economy they are still interested in training walmart clerks

first they want to drive the wages down to the level of the 3rd world

when that becomes uneconomical well you know

but thats the worst case

either way the religious education that is being pushed by fundies is being done in a cynical manner to basically self sabotage an aware active citizenry.


there is going to be a second industrial revolution with growing automation and the more we turn into duggars the more painful the transition will be

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Duggar? Oh yeah, I dug her deep.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
also

Jim Bob

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Two things

1) loving breeder poo poo bag

2) can I get a tl dr on

A) who this is

B) what happened

C) what happened since what happened happened

D) significant reactions and revelations that have occurred in the last 20 pages of this thread

Thanks god bless good night

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Neukoln19 posted:

Two things

1) loving breeder poo poo bag

2) can I get a tl dr on

A) who this is

B) what happened

C) what happened since what happened happened

D) significant reactions and revelations that have occurred in the last 20 pages of this thread

Thanks god bless good night

JIM BOB

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading
Oh man, this headache is killing me. I gotta stop doing this poo poo... I am not a young man anymore. Wait, what is this in my... what the... WHAT THE gently caress?!

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.

Neukoln19 posted:

Two things

1) loving breeder poo poo bag

2) can I get a tl dr on

A) who this is

B) what happened

C) what happened since what happened happened

D) significant reactions and revelations that have occurred in the last 20 pages of this thread

Thanks god bless good night

A) josh duggar is the oldest son of the Duggars a fundie family famous for having 19 kids & a TV show. He was on the board of noted anti-LBGT hate group Family Research Council. One of their positions is that gay and trans people want to touch your child in their naughty bits.

B) as a teen he molested 4 sisters and one non-sister in their sleep & sometimes when they were awake. When they told he got sent to a family-friend's place & had to help him remodeled a home for three months. This was called therapy. He also got a stern talking-to by a cop who was another friend of his parents who later got a 56 year sentence for child porn. Later later a 61 year old women probably from their church reported to the correct authorities (Oprah) & when a real investigation took place Jim Bob stalled it until the statute of limitations ran out (3years). It all got swept under the rug until In Touch Magazine did a FOIA & got a redacted police report.

C) one of the sisters asked for the original report to be destroyed which has apparently happened although no one is fooled. Josh stepped down from his position with the hategroup. Josh apologized for making a mistake, presumably we're supposed to believe sticking his fingers in his sister's vaginas repeatedly was accidental.

D)Fundies are circling the wagons proclaiming "we're all sinners" like having a normal sex life outside of marriage is equivalent to raping a sister. Also Bill Gothard, the Duggar's cult-leader apparently sexually harassed over 30 teens & young women who worked for him.

Basically the world of fundie Evangelicals is making the Catholic Priests look tame bc at least they didn't molest children who were actually related them.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

platedlizard posted:

A) josh duggar is the oldest son of the Duggars a fundie family famous for having 19 kids & a TV show. He was on the board of noted anti-LBGT hate group Family Research Council. One of their positions is that gay and trans people want to touch your child in their naughty bits.

B) as a teen he molested 4 sisters and one non-sister in their sleep & sometimes when they were awake. When they told he got sent to a family-friend's place & had to help him remodeled a home for three months. This was called therapy. He also got a stern talking-to by a cop who was another friend of his parents who later got a 56 year sentence for child porn. Later later a 61 year old women probably from their church reported to the correct authorities (Oprah) & when a real investigation took place Jim Bob stalled it until the statute of limitations ran out (3years). It all got swept under the rug until In Touch Magazine did a FOIA & got a redacted police report.

C) one of the sisters asked for the original report to be destroyed which has apparently happened although no one is fooled. Josh stepped down from his position with the hategroup. Josh apologized for making a mistake, presumably we're supposed to believe sticking his fingers in his sister's vaginas repeatedly was accidental.

D)Fundies are circling the wagons proclaiming "we're all sinners" like having a normal sex life outside of marriage is equivalent to raping a sister. Also Bill Gothard, the Duggar's cult-leader apparently sexually harassed over 30 teens & young women who worked for him.

Basically the world of fundie Evangelicals is making the Catholic Priests look tame bc at least they didn't molest children who were actually related them.


JIM BOB

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

How soon until the parody fake incest porno comes out?

platedlizard
Aug 31, 2012

I like plates and lizards.
I like that better thanks

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Literally hope being an xtian gets you sent to a death camp some day.

Life As Skeletor
Sep 7, 2011

Top City Homo posted:

the oligarchic plan for our country is pretty self evident at this point

an ignorant underclass riven by propaganda and a mammon worshiping authoritarian cult environment in civil life, in the workplace, and the insipid mass media

you will be educated in a school where you will learn to conform and follow instruction, you will believe in a a psychopathic god as personified by your father

your life will be filtered through the choice of military, prison, retail or temp work agencies.

you will work in a drudging temporary retail position where you will worship at the foot of one the many Sam Walton like establishments

the overflow will go to the military to die in a forever war or prison to be in slave labor

the parasitic billionaires will siphon as much wealth as they can and find that no one has any money to purchase anything and retire to their compounds and watch the country rot away


god bless

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Nonsense posted:

Literally hope being an xtian gets you sent to a death camp some day.

By their own rules, all Christians are pretty much going to hell anyway.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Looks like these whores got D&*#@red

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Razorwired posted:

Looks like these whores got D&*#@red

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
When does one of the family or one of their supporters blame this whole thing on Obama?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Vicodiva
Sep 27, 2012

Top City Homo posted:

the problem is that it is in the interests of billionaires to have a retarded passive, religious authoritarian society that cannot rebel because it keeps down their labor costs

even as they lower labor costs to zero through roboticization. Instead of investing in schools that would allow to transition to this new economy they are still interested in training walmart clerks

first they want to drive the wages down to the level of the 3rd world

when that becomes uneconomical well you know

but thats the worst case

either way the religious education that is being pushed by fundies is being done in a cynical manner to basically self sabotage an aware active citizenry.


there is going to be a second industrial revolution with growing automation and the more we turn into duggars the more painful the transition will be

Have you ever read A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood? The movie adaptation sort of sucked but the book? It gave me chills and nightmares. Anyone who wants a peek at what a fundie theocracy would look like should read this novel and pass it along to a friend.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Say Nothing posted:

By their own rules, all Christians are pretty much going to hell anyway.



it had obesity's number

god saw america coming

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


To think Scott Walker used to be the politician I hated most. Huckabee can't have a fatal heart attack soon enough.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Vicodiva posted:

Have you ever read A Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood? The movie adaptation sort of sucked but the book? It gave me chills and nightmares. Anyone who wants a peek at what a fundie theocracy would look like should read this novel and pass it along to a friend.

i know the synopsis

still it should make anyone feel sick that the reason billionaires support fundies because they are cynically exploiting them as useful retards who will help them slash and burn the country by institutionalizing ignorance and antiamerican authoritarianism as a virtue

as they voucher up the school system they rape the future of the country and make a nice buck out of it

sounds like my home back in Russia all over again

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 08:18 on May 24, 2015

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ultimate Mango posted:

How soon until the parody fake incest porno comes out?

19 Positions and Counting

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

platedlizard posted:

C) one of the sisters asked for the original report to be destroyed which has apparently happened although no one is fooled.
Plus, the sister who requested that the original report be destroyed is currently a minor. Everyone did the math and that's how we found out that one of the sisters was only four years old when she was molested, so they kind of shot themselves in the foot by requesting it be destroyed.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Crazy Ted posted:

19 Positions and Counting

19 Creampies and Counting

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Duggering Daughters

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


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Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Rule of Acquisition Number 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?
sheer statistics suggest he's not the only rapist in that family

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Ringo Star Get posted:

When does one of the family or one of their supporters blame this whole thing on Obama?

http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/the-duggars-arent-hypocrites-progressives-are/

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday
Duggar? I'm barely related to her!

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Casimir Radon posted:

To think Scott Walker used to be the politician I hated most. Huckabee can't have a fatal heart attack soon enough.

Reminder that his son literally tortured a dog to death

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