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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Mine eyes have seen the glory of the Jimming of the Bob We doused ourselves in Duggars' blood, and all the Jim Bobs too
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Pvt.Scott posted:I love that they are going to witness about Jesus Christ Don't you know that Papists aren't really Christian? Bless yore hart. jojoinnit posted:They're going there to witness to those misguided catholics. As far as their theology goes, the catholics aren't even Christian. E:F,B.
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BIG JIMBOB
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Schnedwob posted:We doused ourselves in Duggars' blood, and all the Jim Bobs too ![]()
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jimbo the bob
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Well, sure, anyone that has read a relevant Chick Tract knows that Catholics unwittingly worship a pagan sun god and are going to hell. My point is, the almost half the country that is actually saved should be able to handle things just fine.
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As someone who was baptized into the Christian ISIS, I am willing to kill and die for my true leader and country of citizenship: Pope Francis of the Vatican State.
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Under the Crimson Crimson Banner of Jim Bob
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cumshitter posted:As someone who was baptized into the Christian ISIS, I am willing to kill and die for my true leader and country of citizenship: Pope Francis of the Vatican State. Deus vult!
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In the Court of the Jimson Bob
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Top City Homo posted:Under the Crimson Crimson Banner of Jim Bob Hail Jim Bob, son of Jim Bob
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Dear Jim Bob, son of Great Jim Bob
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Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks
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Melmac posted:Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks Scamming boomers and weird shut-ins like Josh Bob.
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Melmac posted:Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks People will always cheat or be there for others to cheat with. Good on the site's creator for capitalizing on that market, I say. Free market and poo poo.
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My your Frito-Pie be nutritious and flavorful. Eat Fresh, Jim of Bob.
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Melmac posted:Can someone explain to me how Ashley Madison as a site exists please. Like why bother is what I'm wondering. Thanks It's a place for horny guys to look for a hook up who might not be a prostitute. Since everyone is supposed to be married or committed relationship there ought to be less danger of an inconvenient emotional entanglement then meeting someone through a conventional matchmaking website or starting an affair with someone who you know in your day to day life. They also literally had commercials on TV, to rope in the sort of people who don't understand the internet or tinder. The TV has been your constant companion your whole life, and now TV is telling you that everyone else is having affairs and it is totally easy so you should too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQp9mkuCYBM
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Jack Gladney posted:Scamming boomers and weird shut-ins like Josh Bob. That too. There were basically no real women on the site pursuing hook ups. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PTIqor6vY
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I created an account because Ashley Madison used to run lots of ads and sponsor contests on Howard Stern and they had just named a stadium, so I was curious. You need tokens to even respond to the bots on that site. It wasn't really different from any other dating site other than that nearly every action cost money. I think Josh paid like a thousand dollars for the package that guarantees you'll get laid? It wouldn't be a bad idea to run a site like that and just hire an escort for people who buy the Rich Idiot package for people too shy to pay for sex directly.
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cumshitter posted:I think Josh paid like a thousand dollars for the package that guarantees you'll get laid? It wouldn't be a bad idea to run a site like that and just hire an escort for people who buy the Rich Idiot package for people too shy to pay for sex directly. My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect
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Angela Christine posted:It's a place for horny guys to look for a hook up who might not be a prostitute. Since everyone is supposed to be married or committed relationship there ought to be less danger of an inconvenient emotional entanglement then meeting someone through a conventional matchmaking website or starting an affair with someone who you know in your day to day life. Rupert Buttermilk posted:People will always cheat or be there for others to cheat with. Good on the site's creator for capitalizing on that market, I say. No I get all that. I mean who in the everloving gently caress is going to bother to sign up for their site again after the hack. Shut it down and come out with a new name or something.
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Melmac posted:No I get all that. I mean who in the everloving gently caress is going to bother to sign up for their site again after the hack. Shut it down and come out with a new name or something. Sleazy people with common names. I'm talking about you, Mohammad Chang!
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tacodaemon posted:My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect *Judge Judy bangs her gavel* Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. The plaintiff is clearly a virgin, so I find in their favor. Two hundred and fifty dollars for Mr. Duggar.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Sleazy people with common names. Oh man, I know that guy! He's a dick.
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tacodaemon posted:My understanding is it was even cheaper than that, basically the guarantee was designed such that if you didn't get laid you'd have to apply for a refund via a bunch of additional steps that were sufficiently onerous that hardly anyone would actually manage to collect How would you even prove you didn't get laid?
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dog buttz posted:How would you even prove you didn't get laid? They ask you a series of common questions.
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jojoinnit posted:They ask you a series of common questions. Who is the ruler of Equestria? What colour is Applejack? What's the difference between a fedora and a trilby?
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Who is the ruler of Equestria? Oh man, I have had SO much sex. Thanks!
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Who is the ruler of Equestria? A trilby can be modded with ballistic weave in Fallout 4 for some reason which may be a bug and GODDAMNIT
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I feel bad because I know applejack is brown but I got 5yr olds.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Who is the ruler of Equestria? Daniel Radcliffe was the naked guy in Equestria I think Apple Jacks are green and pink and don't taste like apples, not sure why kids like em.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Well, sure, anyone that has read a relevant Chick Tract knows that Catholics unwittingly worship a pagan sun god and are going to hell. My point is, the almost half the country that is actually saved should be able to handle things just fine.
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do the duggars celebrate xmas? i need to know.
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I can't believe Jack Chick is alive and that he lives close enough for me to drive over to his town. I wanna put on a shitload of rosaries and a tshirt with the Virgin Mary on it and charge at him with a fist sized cross while shouting a Hail Mary like a Catholic Hashishin.
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Or you could just keep it simple and kick him in the dick.
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cumshitter posted:I can't believe Jack Chick is alive and that he lives close enough for me to drive over to his town. Pretty sure they're just using his corpse reanimated with the power of sheer hatred. Or that "Jack Chick" is merely an honorary term bestowed upon a number of successors.
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Frackie Robinson posted:Not to be all pregnancy can have the effect of swollen feet and ankles literally barefoot and pregnant lol
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Blue Train posted:pregnancy can have the effect of swollen feet and ankles She's not married yet so hasn't even held hands with a boy probably. Those are just good old fashioned Germanic farming ankles if you ask me.
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Reverse Centaur posted:She's not married yet so hasn't even held hands with a boy probably. Those are just good old fashioned Germanic farming ankles if you ask me. oh well in that case shes got some bangin titties
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