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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

shiksa posted:

p hosed up that we're selling this duggar dude up the river for something that we let danny elfman get away with and then rewarded with a lifetime contract to work on tim burton films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

history purge time

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eric
Apr 27, 2004


Lipstick Apathy


I wonder if they feel the same way about urban teen murderers?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

Somewhere right now Josh is either crying softly in a wardrobe so no one can see his pain.
Or jerking off in the same wardrobe watching one or more of sisters.

Schrödinger's Josh

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




happyhippy posted:

Somewhere right now Josh is either crying softly in a wardrobe so no one can see his pain.
Or jerking off in the same wardrobe watching one or more of sisters.

Schrödinger's Josh

until observed, all duggars are simultaneously in and not in the closet

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




what we have here is a superposition of all duggars

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

the schroduggar's cat if you will

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

TontoCorazon posted:

What, people think this family is well adjusted?

I'm betting the collective therapy bill of all those kids could pay for china's national debt.

Haha therapy, that's a cute concept

The type of therapy any of those kids would get is literally "If something bad happened to you it means you did something to deserve it, so pray to god hard enough for forgiveness and things will get better. If you still feel awful it means you didn't pray hard enough and don't really love God"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP




Their ultimate trump is "God never gives you anything you can't handle."

its gross as gently caress

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

by sebmojo


The best part about all of this is that god isn't real.

Minimalist Program
Aug 13, 2010


"He was a teenager! I'd hate to be judged on what I did as a teenager" ~~ the teenage rapist.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

The best part about all of this is that god isn't real.

this is a lolworthy post

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



eric posted:

I wonder if they feel the same way about urban teen murderers?

You already know the answer.

http://www.arkansasmatters.com/story/d/story/juvenile-steals-cell-phone-fights-with-officers-ch/10666/RGWgmTT6t0uBDFzf-ltMzg

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax


Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Free Market Mambo posted:

Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012


Naaaw, you're making GBS threads me. some fucker in a family of wackos turns out to be a wacko...really?

Whoever didn't see that coming should be beaten with a lead pipe

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

There were nineteen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh stop doing that"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were eighteen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh that hurts"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

There were seventeen in a bed
And the little one said
"Josh I'm telling Mike Huckabee"
So they all rolled over
And one fell out

etc

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

gary glitter has more than the one song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

CHORUS OF CHILDREN'S VOICES: Yeah, Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...



Once you notice that Jim Bob (aka James Bobert) has real-life Lego hair, you can't unseen it.

His Lego universe is crumbling.

Everything is awesome.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012


eric posted:

I wonder if they feel the same way about urban teen murderers?

I wouldn't want to be judged on what I did as a teen either, but i wasn't molesting my sister.
When it came to puberty and sex my mother gave me a book on it and my dad gave me a porno with the advice "you'll figure it out".

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


SocketWrench posted:

When it came to puberty and sex my mother gave me a book on it and my dad gave me a porno with the advice "you'll figure it out".

You still got better sex ed than most Americans.

Khorne
May 1, 2002


Woolie Wool posted:

You still got better sex ed than most Americans.
Most americans have access to the internet now. As hard as it is to believe.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle



Monkey Fracas posted:

of course

of loving course


Honestly I would have thought this was more of a "Rick Santorum" family, though

That is heresy Santorum is a Catholic so he is a pawn of the satanical papacy!

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007

I got my Magnum condoms; I got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow!





Khorne posted:

Most americans have access to the internet now. As hard as it is to believe.

Yeah but if you preface that internet usage with years of shame about sexual desires you're still gonna generate a hosed up person

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



The Rage posted:

Yeah but if you preface that internet usage with years of shame about sexual desires you're still gonna generate a hosed up person

Probably more so when you think about it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Oops

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


I want to kick Jim bobs rear end

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


Also I wonder if the "miscarriage" was actually a malformed, blood thirsty demon child that shot out of mrs. Jim bobs uterus and is now being kept chained in the attic away from prying eyes

El Boot
Mar 18, 2009

Thank Dog It's Friday

5 Head and Counting

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Free Market Mambo posted:

Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

Mike Huckabee's son has probably graduated to torturing prostitutes. Son of the governor has it's perks.

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax


skaboomizzy posted:

TLC producers should've added some more original music to the show

http://youtu.be/_YmDcCpD1gc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
I am an autistic asshole that is incapable of understanding anything that isn't face value. Please consider my disability when reading my posts.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Once you notice that Jim Bob (aka James Bobert) has real-life Lego hair, you can't unseen it.

:vince:

Also, if your given names were James and Robert, why would you go by any single one or combination thereof other than "Jim Bob?" I mean, is he actively trying to project the image of being a backwoods, relative-loving hick? I would think even an extremely religious person would want some level of dignity. I mean, we had Pope John Paul, not Pope Jake Paulie.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

how long will it take for the neofeudalist gop crowd do die out

why is it taking so long

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006



Part of Everything posted:

Haha therapy, that's a cute concept

The type of therapy any of those kids would get is literally "If something bad happened to you it means you did something to deserve it, so pray to god hard enough for forgiveness and things will get better. If you still feel awful it means you didn't pray hard enough and don't really love God"

Top City Homo posted:

how long will it take for the neofeudalist gop crowd do die out

why is it taking so long

Evil is a preservative.

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

shiksa posted:

p hosed up that we're selling this duggar dude up the river for something that we let danny elfman get away with and then rewarded with a lifetime contract to work on tim burton films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Nonono, you misunderstand, working with Burton for all eternity is his punishment

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

tfw Dragon Lee breaks the Hiromu before you get another turn



PT6A posted:

:vince:

Also, if your given names were James and Robert, why would you go by any single one or combination thereof other than "Jim Bob?" I mean, is he actively trying to project the image of being a backwoods, relative-loving hick? I would think even an extremely religious person would want some level of dignity. I mean, we had Pope John Paul, not Pope Jake Paulie.

jack is a version of john not jake, jesus christ, the lgbt community really is trying to take jb down

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Wulfolme posted:

gary glitter has more than the one song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

CHORUS OF CHILDREN'S VOICES: Yeah, Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

drat this is downright lewd at times. Did people pick up on that before the child porn and rape charges?

I remember one used to hear Rock and Roll part 2 in a lot of public places: sports events, amusement parks, fireworks shows, etc. Then the rape charges stuck in 2006 and now you don't hear it much anywhere.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



lol, reverend got-hard

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."





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PT6A
Jan 5, 2006
I am an autistic asshole that is incapable of understanding anything that isn't face value. Please consider my disability when reading my posts.

shiksa posted:

jack is a version of john not jake, jesus christ, the lgbt community really is trying to take jb down

Okay, Jack then. Who gives a gently caress?

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