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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax


Jim.. Jim... Jim of the Bob, watch out for that... NIKE!!!

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Haier posted:

Jim.. Jim... Jim of the Bob, watch out for that... NIKE!!!

What are you, like 90 years old? Way too old for any of TLC's talent to molest.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL



Hey there sister, can I feel you up?
Just kidding, you're about to get sum fuk.
I know I still got the charm, got the Dugg,
'cause creepin in you bitches room is just so much fun.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



Friends and family stage mock funeral for Whitney on the next episode

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.


Pvt.Scott posted:

Here's one of mi corazon, J Diggle. I had the ink bleed on me this time which hasn't been a problem in the past, so I'm going to have to experiment a little to fix that if I'm gonna do a Duggar roundup. The ink bleeding all over really kinda deprified the eyes and mouth, but it's Josh, so I don't actually give a gently caress.





Awesome you should do the next one as "suffer little children"

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




My wife and I, shameless TLC watchers, finally can't stand Sister Wives anymore. It's nothing but flashbacks now. Yes, Meri, we know you're the victim in your attempts to have an affair. And who thought two hour episodes were a good idea?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


UnfortunateSexFart posted:

My wife and I, shameless TLC watchers, finally can't stand Sister Wives anymore. It's nothing but flashbacks now. Yes, Meri, we know you're the victim in your attempts to have an affair. And who thought two hour episodes were a good idea?

Frankly, if you're having two hour episodes of any kind, seek medical attention.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme




Jim??


ob?

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 09:07 on Jun 13, 2016

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





UnfortunateSexFart posted:

My wife and I, shameless TLC watchers, finally can't stand Sister Wives anymore. It's nothing but flashbacks now. Yes, Meri, we know you're the victim in your attempts to have an affair. And who thought two hour episodes were a good idea?
It's quickly becoming comedy how much they stretch out that show.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


FlamingLiberal posted:

It's quickly becoming comedy how much they stretch out that show.

God I used to watch GOLDRUSH on discovery and the show was just RECAP intro RECAP OF INTRO shot of machine running Explanation of machine commercial RECAP, Will they have enough gold RECAP.

I can only imagine what they do to fill 2 hours.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





A lot of those shows are about stretching content to the breaking point to fill an hour. What I don't get is how they think they have two hours worth of content on Sister Wives.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Gotta fill that hour vacated by the perpetually cancelled Jim Bobs somehow

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





'Teach Me How to Duggar' by Jim.Bob feat. Nike!

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is



you think tlc is devising a better way of vetting hilariously broken idiots for past child molestation during this time? any methods they come up with could be a silver lining in all of this, maybe lowtax could use it when finding mods

artsy fartsy
May 9, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Percelus posted:

you think tlc is devising a better way of vetting hilariously broken idiots for past child molestation during this time? any methods they come up with could be a silver lining in all of this, maybe lowtax could use it when finding mods

They should just embrace it already and make a show about rehabbing pedos. It has the same freak show appeal with less chance of some hidden scandalous poo poo getting out (since, in theory, everything will already be out.) It will cause a lot of media-grabbing controversy and the drama is endless.

The problem would be advertisers not wanting anything to do with Pedo Shaming Rehab Island.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004

Every idiot can count to one.


Percelus posted:

you think tlc is devising a better way of vetting hilariously broken idiots for past child molestation during this time? any methods they come up with could be a silver lining in all of this, maybe lowtax could use it when finding mods

*scientist nerd returns to CEO's office with test results*

"Sir, it appears all of them have molested children?"

"All of who? What?!"

"Every conceivable human being who could potentially be a candidate for reality television, sir."

"Excellent, bring me my feeding baby I'm feeling peckish."

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

artsy fartsy posted:

They should just embrace it already and make a show about rehabbing pedos. It has the same freak show appeal with less chance of some hidden scandalous poo poo getting out (since, in theory, everything will already be out.) It will cause a lot of media-grabbing controversy and the drama is endless.

The problem would be advertisers not wanting anything to do with Pedo Shaming Rehab Island.

Yeah they will. Frame the show as "trying to help", and get a redemption arc on one of the ex-paedos. I'm sure one of the faith based rehab places would have heaps of church-diddlers that they could put on TV, and then when they are "fixed" trumpet their successes because jesus is ace.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

FlamingLiberal posted:

'Teach Me How to Duggar' by Jim.Bob feat. Nike!

please dont

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


you can do a miniseries focus on the victims, how they handled then focus on the abusivers how the are treated etc.

Hell get the people from honey boo boo to remark on this poo poo.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

They need to bring back Honey Boo Boo so we can watch classic moments like this: https://youtu.be/KNFMZydIfJE (possibly NMS)

Max Hammer
Jan 3, 2008

ANTIFREEZE!!!


SEX BURRITO posted:

They need to bring back Honey Boo Boo so we can watch classic moments like this: https://youtu.be/KNFMZydIfJE (possibly NMS)

Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


SEX BURRITO posted:

They need to bring back Honey Boo Boo so we can watch classic moments like this: https://youtu.be/KNFMZydIfJE (possibly NMS)

Why are goons getting TLC shows?

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Max Hammer posted:

Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you.
I was ok until I saw the comment asking if you'd eat a spoonful of neck crust for $50k.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN

Where's Octomom? I'm sure she has some very important things to say about all of this.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?





Panfilo posted:

Where's Octomom? I'm sure she has some very important things to say about all of this.
Doing porn the last we checked..

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/743829762477559808

quote:

Another victim has come forward to claim sexual abuse by Josh Duggar, the eldest son of the religious family featured on 19 Kids and Counting.

The woman, now 28, claims Duggar molested her years ago, around the same time he molested five girls, including four of his sisters, reported Inquisitr.

Also Josh got a new phone post cheating

quote:

Josh Duggar admitted to a pornography addiction after his account was revealed in a hack of the adultery website Ashley Madison, and his family wont allow the 28-year-old to have a smartphone.

He has a little phone with a tiny screen and he cant send or receive picture messages on it, the source told InTouch.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001



They gave Josh a Jitterbug

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

28-year old man has to ask mommy and daddy for cell phone, they can only trust him with one that can't even play Snake

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

He still sends text dick pics though

8=D

Inside Out Mom
Jan 9, 2004

Franklin B. Znorps
Dignity, Class, Internet

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LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



I sometimes give my friend poo poo for not putting upon her teenaged kids as she wants them to be more independent or what not.

The reverse of being told what you can do at 29 by your hosed up family is so much worse that I might have to lay off a bit

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON



"Rawstory.com posted:

The woman’s family said she had “rebelled” after she was molested and had left home at a young age, according to the report.

In this case, I wonder if by "rebelled" they mean "refused to accept responsibility for Josh Bob's actions."

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


"pornography addiction"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

Don't get my name wrong,
If you want to touch me there.

Hahaha at a married 28 year old who lives away from home being told what phones he is or isn't allowed to have by his parents.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


BrigadierSensible posted:

Hahaha at a married 28 year old who lives away from home being told what phones he is or isn't allowed to have by his parents.

It's called "brand management".

The Bible
May 8, 2010



On the plus side, without being able to send or receive images on his phone, he can't possibly cheat or find porn now.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Jun 18, 2016

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




BrigadierSensible posted:

Hahaha at a married 28 year old who lives away from home being told what phones he is or isn't allowed to have by his parents.

He's unemployed with 4 kids. Unless he saved a lot of money from his cushy anti-gay job (ha!) he's probably broke and needs his parents to buy him a phone.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



In another reality these people would be on the government teat so hard it would be bleeding, gently caress everyone of them

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

LethalGeek posted:

In another reality these people would be on the government teat so hard it would be bleeding, gently caress everyone of them

if you think JimBob (pbuh) isn't exploiting tax breaks from his "ministry"

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




BrigadierSensible posted:

Hahaha at a married 28 year old who lives away from home being told what phones he is or isn't allowed to have by his parents.

Is he still away from home? His wife was living with the Duggars.

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