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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Woolie Wool posted:

The children might be listening to Fox News but the father will be in what used to be a third world country as an American soldier participating in the genocide of the indigenous population and the plunder of the area's remaining natural resources.

Then the ships from the US stop coming and he's left behind to fend for himself in a ruined land that grows ever more incompatible with human life by the year.

this has seeds of a good sci fi story

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TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


How will the father survive, since he was home schooled and the only things he know are the evils of Communism, Humanism, Rationalism, and Materialism or maybe that was Socialism, Materialism, Humanism, and Atheism and that being raped is the woman's fault.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien


This thread somehow got darker than it already was

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Woolie Wool posted:

Hahahaha, they wish they could do that.

I'd bet that with the revolution in automation/computerization that's just starting, by the time asteroid mining kicks off in a few decades, they'll just be able to throw masses of robots at it. It'll be a short jump from there to extremely high cost spinning cylinders or toroids filled with assholes a la Villa Straylight. Once we have space infrastructure in place, it'll be easier to colonize space than planets and it'll take forever for the hoi polloi to be able to get in on it but the billionaire class'll be able to swing early adoption

Edit:

Give this job killing son of a bitch a firmware upgrade for better spatiovisual processing and you've got yourself a $30,000 combination asteroid miner-astronaut:

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 00:27 on May 25, 2015

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


bless this incest mess

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Huckabee and Jim Bob rent an RV every 3 months to travel down to the Mexican border and abduct lithe and petite brown boys to have their way with them, Josh found out so they framed him for molesting his sisters, which Jim Bob and Huckabee oversaw in the first place while they both wore Eyes Wide Shut masks. The "dog" that Huckabee's son killed was actually a Duggar.

I'm glad this is blowing up in Huckabee's face, but it's just some extra dirt being thrown on the already nailed up coffin of his Presidential campaign.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Accretionist posted:

Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries

thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014


Top City Homo posted:

thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son

Sons.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Huckabee's wife has those dead dead eyes and that smile that seems like it could only be held in place by rigor mortis for a reason.

TNG fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 25, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Apparently god has forgiven JOsh. Whoever has the "God" Facebook account needs to go in there and be all "Who says I've forgiven him? That guy is a total oval office."

Top City Homo posted:

thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


Casimir Radon posted:

Apparently god has forgiven JOsh. Whoever has the "God" Facebook account needs to go in there and be all "Who says I've forgiven him? That guy is a total oval office."







Proverbs 23:2

And put a knife to thy throat, If thou be a man given to appetite.

TNG fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 25, 2015

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!


man i wish i was a famous christian. i could get away with anything just by not saying anything for a couple of years (just long enough not to get convicted) and then saying "yeah i did this but i said im sorry and i got some vague punishments that totally worked and make me not do it again." hell i could probably continuing doing that poo poo that got me in trouble as long as i dont get caught again, which i wont because im not gonna tell anyone except for people that have their own dirt. just gotta not go on oprah again.

also lol, it's almost too perfect that they went to a cop who had his own stash of kiddie porn. it's funny no one's brought that little detail up

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


El Boot posted:

I always find it kind of hard to hate Huckabee, for some reason. I think maybe because he looks like a cartoon squirrel?

Black_Oni 165
Mar 11, 2015


Wulfolme posted:

Takes archives, but if you want some supplemental reading on the Accelerated Christian Education thing that keeps coming up as part of their homeschooling cirriculum: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3659026

Lotta stupid worksheets, lot of "God did it" on the biology bits, hours and hours of rote memorization while sitting silently at a cubicle. Everything is about the bible at all times.



E: gonna link some pictures

The entirety of the Duggar children's sex education:

This poo poo. This poo poo has made it to Africa, I did this poo poo for the last 3 years of my high school education. The only thing one needs to point out regarding the ACE system, is gently caress this poo poo.

Oh also, Hitler was possessed by Satan and was killed by one of the archangels.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Casimir Radon posted:

Apparently god has forgiven JOsh. Whoever has the "God" Facebook account needs to go in there and be all "Who says I've forgiven him? That guy is a total oval office."




look at these greasy walking heart attacks loving christ

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


I saw one person mention how it seemed like the girls were coached about what to say in their interviews. Anybody else have input?

"Love broomball. Like spelling. Hate math." X4

Boo This Man
Mar 25, 2008



Accretionist posted:

Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries

The son who tortured a poor dog can play the part of the yellow king.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Lazy_Liberal posted:

I saw one person mention how it seemed like the girls were coached about what to say in their interviews. Anybody else have input?

"Love broomball. Like spelling. Hate math." X4

Every day of their lives. They've been coached since birth about what to say and how to behave around outsiders who don't understand the special glory of the family and the work it does to secure the kingdom of god on earth. Worldly authority doesn't understand. They are well-meaning and corrupted by the fallen world. These are things we can only talk about inside the family and away from the cameras.

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are precious


Jack Gladney posted:

Every day of their lives. They've been coached since birth about what to say and how to behave around outsiders who don't understand the special glory of the family and the work it does to secure the kingdom of god on earth. Worldly authority doesn't understand. They are well-meaning and corrupted by the fallen world. These are things we can only talk about inside the family and away from the cameras.

Makes sense.

TNG
Jan 4, 2001

by Lowtax


I really felt sorry for the younger ones who are starting to have their personalities be ground to dust under their Overfather's and walking mullet of a mother's authority. I also really feel sorry for the ones who are starting to become adults and are beginning to realize that they've been cheated out of a whole world of experience and thought but see there's nothing they can do now.

Emanuel Collective
Jan 16, 2008

by Smythe


TNG posted:

I really felt sorry for the younger ones who are starting to have their personalities be ground to dust under their Overfather's and walking mullet of a mother's authority. I also really feel sorry for the ones who are starting to become adults and are beginning to realize that they've been cheated out of a whole world of experience and thought but see there's nothing they can do now.

from what I can tell the parents have given up on being anything remotely resembling parents, dedicating their lives to nonstop fuckin' and fundraisin'. Their oldest children have taken over all parenting duties.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Boo This Man posted:

The son who tortured a poor dog can play the part of the yellow king.

Never before seen pics of House Harkabee



I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Free Market Mambo posted:

Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

Time works the same way.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action


Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



swampland posted:

Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.

because the whole crank out piles of kids mindset doesn't attract the best sort of person.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


swampland posted:

Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.

Would that help? The "most attractive" people often possess the worst kind of traits as well, just from the opposite end of the spectrum.

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Broenheim posted:

man i wish i was a famous christian. i could get away with anything just by not saying anything for a couple of years (just long enough not to get convicted) and then saying "yeah i did this but i said im sorry and i got some vague punishments that totally worked and make me not do it again."

Fortunately it doesn't look like he got away with anything. Let's say authorities did get involved back in 2003, it's not like he'd done jailtime - he was a minor. Heck, it might have worked out better for the Duggars. It'd just be 18 Kids and Counting, or "look at how good we reformed young Josh, let us fix your perverts kids." Except for the damage done to the victims, we should be praising Jesus this came public 12 years later. Suddenly it's not a family dealing with disappointment and drama beyond their control; now it's a decade long cover-up by a family who very loudly warned us against gays abusing children. Suddenly their show and all its spinoff shows are kaput. Just like my one really wants to watch the Cosby show or 7th Heaven anymore, Duggars are media poison. This wouldn't have happened had Josh gotten even a smidge of punishment 12 years ago.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013



quote:

vagina=pee pee holder
This might be cute in the context of a kid getting the talk a little too early, but in Duggar family context

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Jack Gladney posted:

Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do:



pretty sure they mean pissing hole

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Jack Gladney posted:

Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do:



well seeing as how thats all their mother is

Harald
Jul 9, 2009

LINKIN PARK




its obviously a reference to urination. like they are a family of hosed up creeps but c'mon man

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Krispy Kareem posted:

Fortunately it doesn't look like he got away with anything. Let's say authorities did get involved back in 2003, it's not like he'd done jailtime - he was a minor. Heck, it might have worked out better for the Duggars. It'd just be 18 Kids and Counting, or "look at how good we reformed young Josh, let us fix your perverts kids." Except for the damage done to the victims, we should be praising Jesus this came public 12 years later. Suddenly it's not a family dealing with disappointment and drama beyond their control; now it's a decade long cover-up by a family who very loudly warned us against gays abusing children. Suddenly their show and all its spinoff shows are kaput. Just like my one really wants to watch the Cosby show or 7th Heaven anymore, Duggars are media poison. This wouldn't have happened had Josh gotten even a smidge of punishment 12 years ago.

speaking of 7th heaven

http://www.aol.com/article/2014/12/...young/21117528/

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


i agree with the child about high fives

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


20th Duggar child born.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


As Josh Duggar's admittance of "wrongdoing" continues to make headlines in the wake of sexual molestation allegations, a video has resurfaced showing the 19 Kids and Counting star making what appears to be a joke about siblings dating.

The clip, from 2008 when the TLC show was called 17 Kids and Counting, shows Josh explaining why he needed to find someone to double-date with him and then-fiancée Anna. (The Duggars follow strict religious rules about courting, which includes no kissing or un-chaperoned dates until marriage.)

After finding out that his sister, Jinger Duggar, couldn't chaperone him and Anna on a movie date, Josh explains that he decided to go out with his siblings, Jana and John David Duggar, on what he refers to as a "double date."

"So, we chose Jana and John David – we thought why not, have a double date," Josh, now 27, said. The camera then cuts and the eldest Duggar son jokes, "We are from Arkansas!"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Switchblade Switcharoo

Top City Homo posted:

pretty sure they mean pissing hole

Difference?

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!



So is this pic from 1989, or what?

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Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



They mean that it's "pee-pee" as in urine and not "pee-pee" as in penis, like the kid is saying that the vagina is where you pee from because she's just a little kid and that's all the significance it has to her, which is refreshingly not creepy.

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