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Woolie Wool posted:The children might be listening to Fox News but the father will be in what used to be a third world country as an American soldier participating in the genocide of the indigenous population and the plunder of the area's remaining natural resources. this has seeds of a good sci fi story
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How will the father survive, since he was home schooled and the only things he know are the evils of Communism, Humanism, Rationalism, and Materialism or maybe that was Socialism, Materialism, Humanism, and Atheism and that being raped is the woman's fault.
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May 25, 2015 00:16
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This thread somehow got darker than it already was
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Woolie Wool posted:Hahahaha, they wish they could do that. I'd bet that with the revolution in automation/computerization that's just starting, by the time asteroid mining kicks off in a few decades, they'll just be able to throw masses of robots at it. It'll be a short jump from there to extremely high cost spinning cylinders or toroids filled with assholes a la Villa Straylight. Once we have space infrastructure in place, it'll be easier to colonize space than planets and it'll take forever for the hoi polloi to be able to get in on it but the billionaire class'll be able to swing early adoption Edit: Give this job killing son of a bitch a firmware upgrade for better spatiovisual processing and you've got yourself a $30,000 combination asteroid miner-astronaut: 
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May 25, 2015 00:24
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bless this incest mess
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Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries
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Huckabee and Jim Bob rent an RV every 3 months to travel down to the Mexican border and abduct lithe and petite brown boys to have their way with them, Josh found out so they framed him for molesting his sisters, which Jim Bob and Huckabee oversaw in the first place while they both wore Eyes Wide Shut masks. The "dog" that Huckabee's son killed was actually a Duggar. I'm glad this is blowing up in Huckabee's face, but it's just some extra dirt being thrown on the already nailed up coffin of his Presidential campaign.
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Accretionist posted:Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son
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Top City Homo posted:thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son Sons.
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Huckabee's wife has those dead dead eyes and that smile that seems like it could only be held in place by rigor mortis for a reason.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This place is Team Duggar Top City Homo posted:thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son  
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Casimir Radon posted:Apparently god has forgiven JOsh. Whoever has the "God" Facebook account needs to go in there and be all "Who says I've forgiven him? That guy is a total oval office."  Proverbs 23:2 And put a knife to thy throat, If thou be a man given to appetite. TNG fucked around with this message at 01:05 on May 25, 2015 |
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man i wish i was a famous christian. i could get away with anything just by not saying anything for a couple of years (just long enough not to get convicted) and then saying "yeah i did this but i said im sorry and i got some vague punishments that totally worked and make me not do it again." hell i could probably continuing doing that poo poo that got me in trouble as long as i dont get caught again, which i wont because im not gonna tell anyone except for people that have their own dirt. just gotta not go on oprah again. also lol, it's almost too perfect that they went to a cop who had his own stash of kiddie porn. it's funny no one's brought that little detail up
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El Boot posted:I always find it kind of hard to hate Huckabee, for some reason. I think maybe because he looks like a cartoon squirrel? 
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Wulfolme posted:Takes archives, but if you want some supplemental reading on the Accelerated Christian Education thing that keeps coming up as part of their homeschooling cirriculum: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3659026 This poo poo. This poo poo has made it to Africa, I did this poo poo for the last 3 years of my high school education. The only thing one needs to point out regarding the ACE system, is gently caress this poo poo. Oh also, Hitler was possessed by Satan and was killed by one of the archangels.
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Casimir Radon posted:Apparently god has forgiven JOsh. Whoever has the "God" Facebook account needs to go in there and be all "Who says I've forgiven him? That guy is a total oval office." look at these greasy walking heart attacks loving christ
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I saw one person mention how it seemed like the girls were coached about what to say in their interviews. Anybody else have input? "Love broomball. Like spelling. Hate math." X4
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Accretionist posted:Anyone following what conspiracy theorists are angling on this? I want Huckabee and the Duggars embroiled in a True Detective narrative before the primaries The son who tortured a poor dog can play the part of the yellow king.
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Lazy_Liberal posted:I saw one person mention how it seemed like the girls were coached about what to say in their interviews. Anybody else have input? Every day of their lives. They've been coached since birth about what to say and how to behave around outsiders who don't understand the special glory of the family and the work it does to secure the kingdom of god on earth. Worldly authority doesn't understand. They are well-meaning and corrupted by the fallen world. These are things we can only talk about inside the family and away from the cameras.
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Jack Gladney posted:Every day of their lives. They've been coached since birth about what to say and how to behave around outsiders who don't understand the special glory of the family and the work it does to secure the kingdom of god on earth. Worldly authority doesn't understand. They are well-meaning and corrupted by the fallen world. These are things we can only talk about inside the family and away from the cameras. Makes sense.
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I really felt sorry for the younger ones who are starting to have their personalities be ground to dust under their Overfather's and walking mullet of a mother's authority. I also really feel sorry for the ones who are starting to become adults and are beginning to realize that they've been cheated out of a whole world of experience and thought but see there's nothing they can do now.
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TNG posted:I really felt sorry for the younger ones who are starting to have their personalities be ground to dust under their Overfather's and walking mullet of a mother's authority. I also really feel sorry for the ones who are starting to become adults and are beginning to realize that they've been cheated out of a whole world of experience and thought but see there's nothing they can do now. from what I can tell the parents have given up on being anything remotely resembling parents, dedicating their lives to nonstop fuckin' and fundraisin'. Their oldest children have taken over all parenting duties.
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Boo This Man posted:The son who tortured a poor dog can play the part of the yellow king. Never before seen pics of House Harkabee  
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Free Market Mambo posted:Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum. Time works the same way.
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Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.
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swampland posted:Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them. because the whole crank out piles of kids mindset doesn't attract the best sort of person.
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swampland posted:Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them. Would that help? The "most attractive" people often possess the worst kind of traits as well, just from the opposite end of the spectrum.
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Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do:
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Broenheim posted:man i wish i was a famous christian. i could get away with anything just by not saying anything for a couple of years (just long enough not to get convicted) and then saying "yeah i did this but i said im sorry and i got some vague punishments that totally worked and make me not do it again." Fortunately it doesn't look like he got away with anything. Let's say authorities did get involved back in 2003, it's not like he'd done jailtime - he was a minor. Heck, it might have worked out better for the Duggars. It'd just be 18 Kids and Counting, or "look at how good we reformed young Josh, let us fix your perverts kids." Except for the damage done to the victims, we should be praising Jesus this came public 12 years later. Suddenly it's not a family dealing with disappointment and drama beyond their control; now it's a decade long cover-up by a family who very loudly warned us against gays abusing children. Suddenly their show and all its spinoff shows are kaput. Just like my one really wants to watch the Cosby show or 7th Heaven anymore, Duggars are media poison. This wouldn't have happened had Josh gotten even a smidge of punishment 12 years ago.
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Jack Gladney posted:Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do: pretty sure they mean pissing hole
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Jack Gladney posted:Has anyone mentioned that one of the kids called her vagina a penis holder? That seems even sadder than not knowing what to call it, which none of the other kids seemed able to do: well seeing as how thats all their mother is
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its obviously a reference to urination. like they are a family of hosed up creeps but c'mon man
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Krispy Kareem posted:Fortunately it doesn't look like he got away with anything. Let's say authorities did get involved back in 2003, it's not like he'd done jailtime - he was a minor. Heck, it might have worked out better for the Duggars. It'd just be 18 Kids and Counting, or "look at how good we reformed young Josh, let us fix your perverts kids." Except for the damage done to the victims, we should be praising Jesus this came public 12 years later. Suddenly it's not a family dealing with disappointment and drama beyond their control; now it's a decade long cover-up by a family who very loudly warned us against gays abusing children. Suddenly their show and all its spinoff shows are kaput. Just like my one really wants to watch the Cosby show or 7th Heaven anymore, Duggars are media poison. This wouldn't have happened had Josh gotten even a smidge of punishment 12 years ago. speaking of 7th heaven http://www.aol.com/article/2014/12/17/7th-heaven-actor-stephen-collins-admits-molesting-three-young/21117528/
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20th Duggar child born.
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As Josh Duggar's admittance of "wrongdoing" continues to make headlines in the wake of sexual molestation allegations, a video has resurfaced showing the 19 Kids and Counting star making what appears to be a joke about siblings dating. The clip, from 2008 when the TLC show was called 17 Kids and Counting, shows Josh explaining why he needed to find someone to double-date with him and then-fiancée Anna. (The Duggars follow strict religious rules about courting, which includes no kissing or un-chaperoned dates until marriage.) After finding out that his sister, Jinger Duggar, couldn't chaperone him and Anna on a movie date, Josh explains that he decided to go out with his siblings, Jana and John David Duggar, on what he refers to as a "double date." "So, we chose Jana and John David – we thought why not, have a double date," Josh, now 27, said. The camera then cuts and the eldest Duggar son jokes, "We are from Arkansas!"
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Top City Homo posted:pretty sure they mean pissing hole Difference?
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They mean that it's "pee-pee" as in urine and not "pee-pee" as in penis, like the kid is saying that the vagina is where you pee from because she's just a little kid and that's all the significance it has to her, which is refreshingly not creepy.
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