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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP

Pvt.Scott posted:

Or why not Charles and Spurgeon for the middle name? Spurgeon was good at ~~oral~~orating, but surnames don't usually make good personal names unless they're already one that is used as both, like Dick or James. I guess it's a memorable name. Good job on your snowflake!

the new cool thing is to give your kid a first name that is actually a surname, this way they could appear to be 'normal' and 'not stuck in the 1870s' but still had the weird jesusy name to trot out on sunday

# ? Aug 24, 2016 02:16

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# ? Feb 9, 2023 03:18

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

I named my boy his grandmothers maiden last name but I'm fairly sure it was a first name at some point.

Also it's only two syllables and five letters long so it's not all weird sounding.

:doom:

# ? Aug 24, 2016 03:12

CommunityEdition: May 1, 2009

Pvt.Scott posted:

Or why not Charles and Spurgeon for the middle name? Spurgeon was good at ~~oral~~orating, but surnames don't usually make good personal names unless they're already one that is used as both, like Dick or James. I guess it's a memorable name. Good job on your snowflake!

It's a shame Martin Luther is out of circulation. That was A-game religious kidnaming

# ? Aug 24, 2016 07:37

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

One black dude ruined a name for generations of white conservatives, perfect

# ? Aug 25, 2016 16:58

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

To be fair, the original Martin Luther was a dick and his letter of protest against the Catholic Church sparked off violent uprisings, rebellions and violent communist doomsday cults. How could you not see that coming Martin? "Everybody has the right to read and interpret the bible for themselves," was never going to go well once you started printing that poo poo, you ignorant twat. It's like the Catholic Church knew what it was doing.

E: Burn, Anabaptist scum

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Aug 25, 2016

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:09

8-Bit Scholar: Jan 23, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Pvt.Scott posted:

To be fair, the original Martin Luther was a dick and his letter of protest against the Catholic Church sparked off violent uprisings, rebellions and violent communist doomsday cults. How could you not see that coming Martin? "Everybody has the right to read and interpret the bible for themselves," was never going to go well once you started printing that poo poo, you ignorant twat. It's like the Catholic Church knew what it was doing.

Sincere advocate for information control here

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:10

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

8-Bit Scholar posted:

Sincere advocate for information control here

Hindsight is amazing. The world was better off for the Reformation in the long run.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:12

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

imagine that

giving a book with cryptic words to a dumb inbred hick

will make that dumb hick duggar his daughters while god smiles upon it

# ? Aug 25, 2016 18:25

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ?

# ? Aug 25, 2016 19:23

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

ElGroucho posted:

If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ?

You have to get hard, like Gothard, on the mean streets of rural Arkansas and then skim a few passages of the bible. Molest a few women and then Jim Bob's your uncle.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 20:23

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

That ol' red robin goes Jim, Jim Bobbin' along.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:36

Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Pvt.Scott posted:

You have to get hard, like Gothard, on the mean streets of rural Arkansas and then skim a few passages of the bible. Molest a few women and then Jim Bob's your uncle.

careful if Josh Bob's ur uncle

# ? Aug 25, 2016 22:39

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

ElGroucho posted:

If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ?

This was a joke, but it got me thinking: Are there many converts to Duggar-ism? Lets say one of us heathens has seen the light and decided that blanket training/kiddie diddling/woman shaming is the way to go, how does one convert?

On a similar track, how successful were they in their missionary work in leading those evil Catholics to Jesus?

# ? Aug 25, 2016 23:30

epileptic_ev: Aug 25, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

BrigadierSensible posted:

This was a joke, but it got me thinking: Are there many converts to Duggar-ism? Lets say one of us heathens has seen the light and decided that blanket training/kiddie diddling/woman shaming is the way to go, how does one convert?

Buy several thousand dollars worth of Get Hard Guide To Homeschooling materials, then Duggar away to your fingers' content

# ? Aug 25, 2016 23:35

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007; "If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."

# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:45

Shroud: May 11, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Dude on the left looks like a hobo now. The kid with the red pants has to be gay. The girl in the middle with the light blue shirt has eyes that say, "Get me out of here, please".

# ? Aug 26, 2016 03:56

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Shroud posted:

Dude on the left looks like a hobo now. The kid with the red pants has to be gay. The girl in the middle with the light blue shirt has eyes that say, "Get me out of here, please".

Nah it's the guy at the back who is trying to "butch" himself up with the cammo baseball cap who is the confirmed alleged Dug-Gay.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 04:03

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; I ate too much crab and transformed into this.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I'm feeling some tropic thunder vibe from the far left.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 04:38

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

Jim my neg Bob

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:21

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
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Jim? In my Bob? It's more like than you think!

# ? Aug 26, 2016 06:32

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are yew looking at?

I haven't seen so many forced smiles since Top of the Pops

# ? Aug 26, 2016 11:24

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm feeling some tropic thunder vibe from the far left.

I'm the Bob playing the Bob disguised as another Bob.

We definitely need nametags for that photo, just like those other pictures. Or keep adding to it Suicide-Squad-style.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 11:53